Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>719897808 The rules

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Claim :o

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Red claimed

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>>719904748
Not a fetish because there is nothing sexual about it.

I like Gary Ridgway is probably my favorite followed by Dennis Nilsen. They both knew what they were doing and almost made it a game. They could have went on living normal lives (Gary actually did for a very long time) but it was just that they wanted to see if they could kill. Pretty neat

>>719904835
I have been told it is cute...

>>719904906
I have been a part of the alice threads, animus, ks/b/, and now waifu

>>719905153
Were you just fisting yourself and felt a bump?

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any good anime about Mexico?

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You should stay in your home

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claim

>>719906109
these are super cute

you guys are all such hidious creatures
if your parents knew what you're doing here they would be disgusted and deep down you know how worthless you are

>>719906129
do you wish that was you?

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Red claime

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>>719906106
Post your dick, faggot

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>>719905849
broken doll claimed

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>>719906039
Still sounds far fetched dood

Never heard of those people dood. So they choose to be serial killers for the heck of it?
Sounds fun and dumb at the same time dood

>>719906233
Prinnies have feelings too you know

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>>719906129
I will if you come by at night
also rei is cute

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ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｒｅａｌ ｐｏｐｌａｒ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｎｏｗ

>>719906233
There's no point getting all salty about this. Maybe you wouldn't be so miserable all the time if you stopped giving a shit about what other people do.

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>>719906233
I am pretty sure I make more money than anyone else here

>>719906106
Mexico has its own mech- Tequila Gundam.

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>>719906106
closest to shit is jojo
so that

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Red clai

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>>719906388
Let me cheer you up then u.u

>>719906388
so do trannies and they still need to die

>>719906414
maybe you would be less miserable if you started giving a shit about what you do

>>719906442
that statement would be true if you sold your ass for 20 bucks instead of 15

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Red cla

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>>719906388
>prinny
>ending sentences with 'dood'
> not using ス
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERETIC SCUM

>>719906233
stay mad and reply some to to a thread you dislike

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>>719906660
15 * 10000000 is a lot of money!

>>719906414
/thread
BTFO

>>719906824
k
kys

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>>719906269
Yes.

>>719906400
At night? Will we drink hot chocolate together.
Lack of toast in mouth makes that gif an A-.

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Red c

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I'm going to Walmart

later gators

>>719906869
so thread is over now?
sure, let's go with that

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>>719906039
Nah. Hard to fist myself when theres a second opening.

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Red

>>719906940
yea you can leave now :^)

>>719906838
it's actually just a number, whether or not it's 'a lot' depends on the unit and the context

>>719907015
how about I leave the thread and you leave this world?

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Re

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>>719906965
You should ask a neighbor for help, it's difficult to do that all by yourself.

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>>719906889
I will take that only if there is cuddling involved and shy rei makes it A + +

>>719907068
careful with that edge son you might cut yourself a little

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Reimu claimed.

>>719906009
Nope, sorry, partner. I saw her first.

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>>719907173
:^)

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Ikaros claimed

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>>719906233
>on 4chan
>on /b/
>posting in /waifu/
> I don't like thing
LaFfNn!!

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>>719906627
H-how... would you do that dood?!

>>719906660
Trannies are at least human
I'm a fucking Prinny dood

>>719906814
What the fuck dood?!

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>>719907100
Im not a fan of other people fisting me.

>>719907360
your life matters little, but take pride in the fact that you're worth a thousand faggots

>>719907472
how many is yours worth?

>>719907533
like 800 faggots

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>>719907129
There is cuddling and sweet cookies involved along with frequent worship of our one and only waifu.
Frowning Rei is still the cutest despite the fact that she is frowning.

>>719907611
giv u tree fitty

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>>719907472
Dude I was so bad in my life that I'm worth not even 1 full faggot.
Gotta work a month for a sardine dood.

... Foods not included in my contract... So I only eat once a month dood

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>>719907614
What the fuck dood, these are too lewd!

>>719907348
you take pride in your reaction folder and 'weeb' status, in which you invest more time than in your real life relations, don't you, faggot?

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>>719907360
With lots of cuddles, what else?

>>719907469
Oh of course...it would ve hard to find a fist that fit just right u.u

>>719907326
Sonata was searching you before u.u you should go talk to him.

>>719907614
only faggots put their codes in the email section
kys!

>>719907698
you're overpaying, mate

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>>719907774
Ikaros is never "not" lewd

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>>719907614
I hope I don't get diabeetus with all that sweetness
she's cute no matter the expression

>>719907774
>I'm worth not even 1 full faggot
were you a black faggot or how did you achieve that?

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>>719907852
If she came here I would talk to her

You like Reimilia now?

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>>719907774
That aint 2lewd

>>719907960
>black faggot
That's roughly 3/5 of a normal faggot.

>>719908054
evidently, yes

>>719907797
and you take more pride in your high horse posting in a place you dislike and guess what, you won't change shit. you aren't the first who has tried
not even you are investing time in your real life
pathetic

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>>719907852
That sounds gay as fuck dood

>>719907889
Damnit dood. I can't concentrate on my job dood

>>719907960
I dunno dood. I was a delinquent, but apparently that's a no go in the Netherworld dood.

And no, I wasn't black. I was white

>>719908023
You know how hard it is to write with just your Prinny hands?
Now imagine doing something else with those...
I can't dood
Stop it dood

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>>719907774
prinny wants lood

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>>719907396
One more score for the Falcons and I think they have this one locked up.

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>>719907774
I operate under /a/ mod logic.
If nipples don't show it's not lewd.

>>719907861
That's not how you do that. At least not how I do it.

>>719907919
I can't promise anything, my sweet cookie recipe has a lot of sugar in it.
She cuter when she smiles, however rare that may be.

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>>719907179
Stop claiming them.

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>>719908202
You wouldn't be posting in a thread if you took your job seriously

>>719908169
I take pride in few things, but at least I know I am objectively worth more than you are ;)

>>719908202
>white
you can't be that bad then
or was it like russian white?

>>719908454
think whatever makes you sleep at night kiddo

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>>719907973
I don't, but Flan and my avatar on Reimu's threads were already taken here so i had to stick with the other sister. She came for you, but you weren't there, she really misses you, can't you reach her in private?

>>719908202
Is there something gay with taking care of cute animal?

>>719908277
then why do you kill yourself?
please explain!

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>>719907852
It really is. But ever since my ass problems it just clenches hard.
>>719908277
Thats partly my logic. Anything up.until penetration is 1 - 1.9 lewd. Anything beyond is 2lewd.
>>719908202
Just give in.

>>719908537
>kiddo
will do, big boi ;^)

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>>719908277
I'm a sucker for sweet stuff but what if they are too sweet? and I hope you don't put any bodily fluids in the mix
she's cutter when shy

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>>719908238
... dood

>>719908277
Fair enough dood
I wokr under "muh dick" logic.
If it's paying attention it's lewd

>>719908414
Yes, yes, everyone bully the Prinny dood
It's my job to be here dood
Netherlord said something like "Gather information on the internet"
So here I am dood

>>719908550
I'm not an animal dood
I'm a Prinny!

>>719908592
I would if I could!

>>719908514
I think it was american white. Not sure, been some thousand years since I wasn't on the netherworldnet

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>>719908742
DO IT! JUST DO IT!

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>>719908550
I will never add anyone in private ever again. People get too attached and I don't like attachment. People get needy and weird and want too much out of me

Remilia is very cute, I don't think anyone has claimed her... should I call you Remilia now?

>>719908742
oh you're in roleplay~
-picks you up-

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>>719908742
more?

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>>719908950
I can't even touch it dood!
I mean my body doesn't even have one dood!
It just gets excited

>>719909041
Just don't throw me, don't throw me please dood!

>>719909047
NO! I never wanted to in the first place dood!
I don't have hands, see? I can't even pleasure myself dood!

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>>719908573
You first!

>>719908696
I have a cute shy Rei.
That's only for tea. You could call it a natural sweetener, if you'd like.
Would you like some tea?

>>719908742
That sounds like a nice way to assess things. How accurate is it though?

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Red claimed.


Please go Away.

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>>719909306
sit on something or make a hole in the wall and go nuts

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>>719909041
Hmm, fine! But if Sonata posts here again and you are here too then you must talk with her. I'm still **, no need to call me Remilia now u.u

>>719908742
What makes you different from an animal? The fact that you're soooo cute perhaps?~

>>719908592
That's a detail you could've kept for yourself, but i appreciate the honesty!

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>>719909328
It only works in two ways
Lewd and not lewd
dood

>>719909557
Dood, this body doesn't even have something like that!
Fucking Prinnies have no dicks!

>>719909622
I can talk, I can use weapons, I should be handled carefully... oh and see the stitches on my belly? You can remove them. The body is a husk where my Soul is in.

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>>719909306
-squeezes- i won't throw you! can penguins fly?

>>719909622
I'm going to call you Remilia from now on. Sonata is my husband and I wanted to see him again before my internet goes out forever, but she didn't want to talk to me the last time I was here

>>719909328
my life has no meaning, I don't know what I even want and I have never loved anyone
now you!

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>>719909328
chibi-ish is cute too
depends what kind of fluid is it?

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I said go Away.

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>>719909622
I operate on honesty.
>>719909306
Get a friend to scratch your belly or something.

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>>719909891
I'm a Prinny! Not a penguin!
And I can't fly, no.
Thanks for not throwing me dood

>>719910316
.. .That's a good idea dood
Would you scratch my belly dood?

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>>719909814
you just said you operate on muh dick logic
bend over if you don't have one

>>719910331
What part of "go" and "Away" do you not comprehend?

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go Away.

>>719910455
>>719910331

>>719910499
>>719910494

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>>719909906
I have some troubles as well.
But alas, life's too good to end.

>>719909983
Chibi a cute.
I don't want to state the obvious, but, cum.

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>>719910442
I won't throw a qt like you <3
Unless you peck me
Then I might drop you by accident...

>>719910659
speak for yourself...

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>>719909814
-Removes the stitches and plays with your soul- Can i keep it? Pretty please :3

>>719909891
He is a bit hurt...please be patient with hirm, he still wants to see you! How are you going to be her wife if you leave though? Someone might steal him from you, who knows...

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>>719910452
I'm not gay dood

>>719910814
I won't peck you dood.
S-so what's up dood?
Do you have a sardine or something dood?

>>719910841
NO DOOD!

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>>719910442
Maybe. Can you wait till Im off wirk?

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>>719910659
glad is not pee and I don't drink cum
I'll take the unsweetened tea cup please

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>>719910841
Sonata deserves better, someone romantic, someone who is capable of empathy, someone who would actually be at home to care for him. And most of all he needs someone to truly love him
>>719910932
I have a red snapper.. will that by okay? it's kinda big and weighs 10 pounds :/

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[Comment]

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>>719911166
That's very boring of you, but respectable.
Do you like spearmint?

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>>719911319
<statement>

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>>719910932
we can fix that

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>>719911158
Depends dood.
When are you off work dood?

>>719911283
Of course dood
I can live half a year with that fish dood
You don't mind me eating it, do you?

>Sonata deserves better, someone romantic, someone who is capable of empathy, someone who would actually be at home to care for him. And most of all he needs someone to truly love him
Woah dood, that sounds depressing. You can't feel empathy? But you want someone better for them? Isn't that empathy dood?

>>719911519
Please don't dood

>>719911319
[autistic sperging about posting cancer on /b/]

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>>719911319
Mizore?

>>719910659
An anime qt


You are talking about quite lewd things

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>>719911489
[Statement of realization of meme in quoted post]

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>>719911559
Uh
Looking at like
Up to 6 hours.

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>>719911617
[Affirmation]

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>>719911452
look on the bright side , more for you. yea I like that but I use it more of a condiment on soups than brewing tea

>>719910659
Are these one of these troubles Asperger's?

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>>719910932
That's it u.u i'm claiming your soul as mine, don't you trust me as your soul's keeper?

>>719911283
How kind of yours to describe me perfectly!

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>>719911559
do you want me to cook it, or would you rather devour it alive~?
Sonata is one of the very, very few people I actually care about. Though I don't feel anything for him I still want the best for him