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Stoner hate thread. >Be me, 29 >bump into old friend

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Stoner hate thread.

>Be me, 29
>bump into old friend after 8 years today. Same age as me.
>Guy looks like he forgot his weekly bath.
>Hair very long and all over the place
>Unkempt facial hair
>Looks like he made his cloths out of old rugs.
> 'Hi, how have you been keeping?'
> 'Yeeeah bey, I'm good bro'
> 'Still on the weed?'
> 'I is man, love the stuff, better for you than alcohol too. where you working these days?''
> 'I'm a building surveyor, you?'
> 'That's nice mate, I'm still at Tesco's'
> 'You a manager or supervisor or..'
> 'Nah not yet mate'
> 'Where you living?'
> 'Still at the mothers mate'
> 'Girlfriend?'
> 'No'
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>>719887655
i hate stoners.

>it cures cancer

yeah, no.
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>>719887788
>triple doubles wasted on misinformation
It doesn't cure cancer idiot, it helps cope with the symptoms of chemotherapy.
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>this one guy i know hasn't achieved as much as i wanted him to in 29 years so it must be because of weed since i know every aspect of his life so well
>also i use his life as a reference for every stoner on the planet

Fuck off straight edge faggot. If i made a thread about how i hate guys who like traps, you would still jerk off to them, so don't act like you or this thread are awesome
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>>719887975

Better tell your stoner friends then because a lot of them believe it. They will bring it up when you attack their sacred way of life.
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Stoner would be addicts to what Ever you put in front of them.
It has nothing to do with pot.
You can smoke meth every once and a while and live a normal respectful life. Handle your fucking high and don't be a jackass. Simple as that
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>>719888653

I've known him since when we were kids. He was very active and we used to do all sorts of things. Then he found weed and he stopped going out. Even when he was at parties he would just sit there smoking bongs. This happened to half our friend group.
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>>719888653
What's wrong with liking traps, you homo faggot?
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>>719887655
>previously on AMC's The Walking Dead
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>getting high off weed
>not microdosing hits
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>>719889211
>This happened to half our friend group.
then why didn't you give in to peer pressure you fuckin pussy?
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>>719887655
my best friend smokes daily and keeps a 4.0 in uni. I on the other hand smoke maybe 4 times a month, am unemployed, not in school, and live at home.
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>>719888704

>Handle your fucking high and don't be a jackass. Simple as that

Stoners clearly don't though. Yes a joint once in a while is fine. They should be able to keep shit in check since "weed is not addicting! XD" yet they do it every day
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>>719889579

Obviously you need to smoke erryday
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>>719889623
Weed isn't addicting. If you have an addictive personality then your addicted anything. Same with alcohol, cigs, etc. don't be retarded.
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God I remember that pic.
try this one
same premise
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>>719889623
Friend of mine smokes everyday, dosent do shit. Did the same thing with alcohol.
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>>719889623
maybe all your old friends are a bunch of weak willed faggots, ever think of that?
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>>719889846
so much autism
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Tesco has such good shit tho bro. Go survey some buildings not your friend
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"Yo. Hemp and the oil have great uses. Medically and commercials"

Yeah, sure. That's why you spend every waking hour stoned and without your children.
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>>719888653
"I-it can't b-be because of t-the weed. Because that w-would mean I'm a l-loser too..." - every faggot pot head in denial.

Grow up.
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>>719889257
Kill yourself.
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>>719889846
>being this closed minded
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>>719889257
Bailey is hot as fuck
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>>719887655
>I feel superior because I'm a good little slave to the system
You're going to die someday; everything you accomplish will mean nothing. A life spent in pleasure is as valid as a life spent systemic servitude.
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>>719889944

Same as this guy. Didn't turn out so well for him
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>>719890373
Ironic that you said it, isn't it Alanis.
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I hate people like you OP
>hurr durr my friend smokes weed
>hurr durr his life is pure aids
>hurr durr all stoners are like this
Topkek OP
>be me
>be 35
>make 70k a year
>smoke seed
>gg wp OP
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>>719888653
Go back to africa and learn how to english
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>>719887655
>be me 25
>unkempt facial hair
>long wild hair
>smoking weed
>own 3 cars
>live with my husband because im a homo


fuck da police etc
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>>719890560
Said the kid who uses 'topkek'

You may want to think for yourself
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>>719890560
>be 35
>needs to argument on the internet
nice life.jpeg
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>>719890789
Thanks
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>>719890150
maybe you should ask your friends whats so wrong in their life that they have to self medicate, instead of being a self righteous faggot to a bunch of same minded faggots online?
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>>719890560
>implying 75k at 35 is good.

26 here making 60k. Why did you waste so much time?
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>>719890560
Everyone i work with smokes and does coke and we all make 70-120k.

Most are happily married with families.

OP needs to go back to Utah.
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>>719890856
60k of what though
Also for the other guy 75k of what
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>>719890856
how about you all stop jerking off over how much you make and just fucking kill yourselves?
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>>719891015
Oh what do we have here? A poor /b/rothet
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>>719887655

>be me
>25
>work at Bank of America
>nice apartment
>2013 Civic
>good friends
>great relationship with family
>smoke weed everyday

nothing wrong with stoners, i hate dirty hippies just as much as the next person
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>>719888888
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>>719890150
gtfo with your quotation marks.
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>>719891100
you went wrong when you bought that car m8
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>>719890971
What do you think retard?
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>>719889523
>>719889320
kek lel
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>>719890840
Maybe they should grow up and realize that the world doesn't revolve around their widdle feewingz.

If they're not invested enough in themselves to make their lives better, then why should anyone else give a shit?

Life sucks for everyone. You're not special. Grow up and work to make it better you weakling faggot.
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>>719887655
>/b/ full of degenerates

no surprise here OP. what responses were you expecting? go to /pol/ if you want to get away from this shit
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>>719890440
robert downey junior? he's successful AF
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>>719891095
yes, super poor, mac and cheese every night and day. sometimes I resort to eating my food stamps because I'm so hungry. one time i had to eat my meth scabs just to survive the weekend
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>>719891267
I don't know dollars? Euro's? Yen? Rupees?
What are you? Retarded?
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>>719890883
are you hiring?
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>>719890373

>You're going to die someday; everything you accomplish will mean nothing.

If you had the tiniest bit of foresight, you would understand that the work you do can can befitting the generation after you die. Even if it's a small contribution, it add up the more people contribute. What does getting stoned all day contribute after you die?

>A life spent in pleasure is as valid as a life spent systemic servitude.

You do know people that work still have fun right? We also have more money to do a variety of things rather then smoking bongs in mother's basement all day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hz9xKn8DTA

Death to marijuana.
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>>719891380
>if theyre not invested enough in themselves to make their lives better, then why should anyone else give a shit

I don't know, why do YOU give so much of a shit about it? it seems to me like you're the one who can't just live their lives and let other people do the same, you judgmental retard
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>>719890971
Obviously mcnuggets you fucking retard.
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>>719887655
Did they overdose on marijuanas?
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>>719891570
>If you had the tiniest bit of foresight, you would understand that the work you do can can befitting the generation after you die. Even if it's a small contribution, it add up the more people contribute. What does getting stoned all day contribute after you die?
And when the next generation dies? The next-next one? Humanity will be extinct some day; there is little point.
>smoking bongs in mother's basement
This is only way to argue with pot smokers, apparently. I don't make much but it's enough to afford my own space and the things that bring me joy.

When my life gets so bad that I must resort to shit-talking my "friends" on an anonymous imageboard to feel any kind of pride in my life, I might just kill myself.
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>>719891687
>implying shitting on losers isn't fun.
Ok guy.
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>>719887655

>Still on the weed?

Weed is for niggers but you sound cringey as fuck
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>>719891963
well of course, why else do you think I'm shitting on you?
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Be me 28.....smoke weed every day at least twice....have made 6 figures every year since i was 22....smoking hot wife.....tell me again how weed has ruined my life?
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>>719890071
>Sobriety gave me autism
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>>719887655
kek you think weed makes you unsuccesful ?

Im 25, dont have a job, my girlfriend cheated on me recently, zero friends and have horrible social anxiety. I don't smoke weed but my life sucks so...
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>>719892228

Let's see how long that lasts if you keep smoking.
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>came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta when I smelled something funny from my neighbors house
>went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in
>sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content.
I told them they had two options,
>one- they could put the joints out
>two- I would put the joints out for them
>neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave
>I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave
>neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business
>well that did it
>I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high"
>I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. >then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong
>his other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him
>he was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan
>after that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends >as I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down
>I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business

I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today
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>>719890212
>sucking this much cock
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>>719887788
I know one thing for sure, threads like this definitely cause cancer
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>faggots worried about what other faggots do

/thread
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>>719892156
>"I kno ur but what am I?" Logic.
Wow. Ya got me good.
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>>719887655
>24, compsci bs
>4 years experience in IT
>now in a business partnership with the CEO of the company i used to work with
>I own and operate his IT dept as a software engineer and IT administrative manager
>salary increasing every day as I invest in stocks in my free time
>smoked weed fairly often, not every day

I'm gonna go on a tangent and say that the shitty lives only happen the people with no goals in life or any sort of ambition. Weed will just make them lose all chances of getting motivated. I was motivated practically all my life.
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>all my stoner friends are neet
>keeps making up excuses for not getting a job
>'I don't care about money, there are better things to life'
>every time month is nearing end
>'this welfare sucks, man. No way human could live like this. Fuck the system, man'
>still refuses to get a job because only week or two left until next welfare
>mfw I will never know how it feels like to suck at life as hard as those losers
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>>719892524

Good job friend, you're a true citizen
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>>719893161
>faggot loses job
>can no longer support himself let alone any one else
>gets depressed
>starts smoking weed
>now you are a loser aswell
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>>719893161
"Friends"
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>>719889579
It's easy to keep a 4.0 when you take 1 class/semester in something completely unemployable, like art appreciation.
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>>719893668
>people I know
Fixed that for me.
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>>719890673
lol a faggot
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>>719893837
sounds better, faggots like you dont make friend LUL
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>>719889846
Collegefag here, can attest that this is true. It's about self control, blaming the substance for substance abuse is like blaming food for making you fat.
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>>719887655
>be me
>20 yo
>smoke weed
>work as a supervisor in a bank
>have a qt gf
>20 cm dick
>friend of batman
>living with my mom
pretty good life
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>>719893936
Did you just get your butt hurt?
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>all stoners on /b/ make 70k+
>have smoking hot gfs/wives
>have 8" dicks
>smoke all day every day
>all their friends are exactly the same

Statistically speaking, this is funny as fuck.
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Do you even ROOR water pipe bro lol
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>>719891963
>shitting on losers is fun

trump supporter
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>>719893946
Exactly.
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>>719893946

Don't worry, no one is blaming your sacred weed. It's obviously the stoners' own fault they are such cretins
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>>719894106
>works in a bank
>banks get robbed
>Batman catches robbers

His story checks out
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>>719889211
And that's his fault. I smoke daily several times and I have a job and people like me. Your friends were just lazy faggots. Stop acting like 1930s parents watching Reefer Madness and grow up and get educated you dumb faggot
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Post more unconscious dope hrads
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Drive a semi for living.
Smoke weed everyday, even in the truck sometimes when I get a long layover.
>lolz I'm stoned driving a 80k# rig daily and make good money
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>>719891767
Heroin, and they actually both lived.
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>>719894185
>implying anyone who works to make their life better is a militant cis white male who voted trump.

You assume too much, faggot.
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>>719894803
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>>719887655
>be me
>32 male
>married for 11 years
>escalation engineer at planet earth's largest networking company
>$250k/yr salary
>drive new Lexus
>own 2 homes and multiple rental properties both commercial and residential
>stoned at least 18hrs a day

My lifes fucking awesome, you're just fucking mad
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>>719887975
I have found and incredible amount of stoners that think that shit straight cures cancer brah. It only makes them (more) stupid.
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>>719892524
Never change /b/
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>>719887655
If this is a stoner-hate thread then why is the picture you're using depicting two heroin junkies? Seems a little misleading to me.
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>>719894803
>>719894803
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>>719894861
>get in fender bender
>immediate drug tests
>loose CDL forever
Yeah, ok guy. Make up something believable next time.
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>>719894982
He is stoner. He can't help it.
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>>719895065
>when you dox yourself
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>>719892524
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>>719895065
You forgot
> makes up stories to try to prove a point.
Neet basement dweller detected.
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I smoke weed everyday but hate it honestly. Makes me lazy as fuck
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>>719887975
To be fair, there were clinical studies showing that cannabis kills cancer cells, but there has (still) been no proof that this means smoking weed can make you cancer free.
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>>719889579
Weed doesn't make smart people stupid it just gives stupid people an excuse
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>>719895759
There are studies that point that some components MIGHT aid on cancer treatment. On said studies THC was injected directly. Even then, other treatments proved to be more effective.

Smoking weed will do more for get you a nice lung cancer than anything else.
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>>719890673
Those are all things that I want but my hair is baby thin, my facial hair only grows in spots, and men think I'm ugly. Trade?
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>>719895759
Certain cannabanoids kill old cells that are more likely to become cancerous. Potentially it can stop the spread, but not get rid of it.
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>>719891267
Too retarded to know there are other currencies

Amerifag am I right?
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>>719892228
I hope to be in your position by the time im 28....
Clearly im fucking up and doing something wrong man..
please help, what do you do? What motivates you?
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>>719891267
>What do you think retard?

I think it's 75K vietnamese dongs, or roughly 3 amerifag dolars.
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Comes to b/ to hate on stoners says it makes you a lazy irresponsible piece of shit.

Even though there are countless numbers of wealthy people who smoke marijuana. Bill maher, half of Hollywood, pretty much the entire cast of The Interview.

I'm sorry but your ignorant. Just because your friend is a nobody. That's his fault, not weed.
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Maybe all the pothead faggots can hold a big march after all the cunts go back home.
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Only males should be allowed to smoke.
Females foster the current "culture" and overuse.
It's a reward that cunts don't deserve.
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>>719895074
>Uses biased opinion to hate an entire group of people
>They're stupid
Lol
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>>719897033

>your ignorant
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>>719896271
Different gayfag here. It's all fun and games until someone likes you too much.
>rich gay man hits on me in bar
>even meet his co-workers in the bar
>this guy must be nice guy
>take the bait
>later turns out he is over obsessed with me
>tries to call me day and night
>sometimes he comes to knock on my windows in middle of the night
>mfw I have gay stalker now
>murder rape when?
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>>719890560
you like to smoke weed probaly after working or it works different on you, but if you're a stoner and you waste your fucking time doing nothing you're a fucking stoner.
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>>719895065
Proof or gtfo
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>>719897373
That's not an opinion, it's a fact. Most stoners I know are stupid and the more they smoke the stupider they get, never claimed that ALL stoners are, but I notice a trend here.
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>>719895275
People drive stoned all the time and don't have to worry about accidents.

Ya know why? Because marijuana doesn't actually inhibit your ability to make rational decisions like alcohol does.

I've only smoked three or four times in my 23 years, but I found it an enjoyable experience and I have much more respect for stoners than alcoholics.
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>>719897033
>lots of ppl win the lottery
>spending all money on lotto tickets is good idea.

This is how smart ppl think.
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>>719887655
>be me, 27
>be stoner
>be intelligent (not amerifag)
>have a big job as a sys admin for international company
>have qt3.14 girlfriend
>have a great life

tell me 'bout you nigga?
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I hate stoners with a scorching passion. They think it fucking makes them healthier, but really overuse has been linked to schizophrenia and dage to microstructural organization in the corpus callosum. It gibes them brain damage. Has been shown to damage white tissue. They're drug addicts in the closet.
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>>719897497
You're...
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Actually OP I don't do drugs and I'm a loser
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>>719897602
Lol still tries to judge an entire group using a single word. Obviously knows nothing about marijuana or neuroscience.

Has no actual proof that marijuana harms intelligence.

What are you gonna bring up the monkey experiment ? Where they suffocated monkeys with marijuana smoke and when the were losing brain cells due to oxygen deprivation, they blamed it on the weed.

Have you ever thought maybe your friends are just idiots? There's gotta be a reason they are friends with an asshole like you.
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I'm stoner and I live in broken cardboard box.
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>>719897602
Jesus i can't even comment on the stupidity here, it's astronomical. And guess what apperently me saying that makes it a fact!
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>>719897898
Hi, stoner neuroscientist, have some sources:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3221171/
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>>719887655

>>Stoners

Stoners smoke weed bro....

we don't do Meth with our kids in the car.... we don't do an 8ball and go out killing cops.... we don't go on pathetic self centered revenge rampages at school.

Fuck all you "stoner" haters... real Stoners are WEED heads only....

don't make me actually get up, I'm enjoying my buzz yo....
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ITT: retarded stoners btfo.
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>>719887655
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>this bread
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>>719887655
>live in apartment by myself
>have nice computer
>have nice car
>enjoy my job
>get laid once in a while
>regularly but modestly use heroin

yep
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>>719897657
>Lots of people

Actually that's false you retard. And it's not like those are the only people who make a good living and smoke weed, my uncle owns his own chain of body shops , he works 50 + hours a week and he smokes weed everyday instead of cigarettes. (I live in oregon)

I bet he makes more money than you bud ;)
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>>719897033

>countless numbers of wealthy people who smoke marijuana. Bill maher, half of Hollywood, pretty much the entire cast of The Interview.

So no one with a job that requires the minimal amount of brain work then.
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>>719898202
Literally in the first couple sentences it says "some studies show this may not be the case" referring to your point lol

>Look I know how to use Google
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>>719895065
>married 11 years
>good career
>good salary
>nice car
>multiple properties
>still on 4chan like the rest of us
>arguing about his vices that make him a fucking loser
>making up story's on a Sunday afternoon
Your lifes fucking shitting,you're just mad.
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>>719897637
Cool story faggot.

Common carrier trucking companies still drug test the shit out of you for every little thing. Parts break, accidents happen, and they also do random UA's. The bigger companies even have cameras inside the cab to make sure you're not texting ect.

If you're driving a semi and smoking weed, you won't be driving a semi very long.

I work yard security for a beverage manufacturing plant. My job consists almost entirely of talking to incoming/outgoing drivers. If anything happens and they test positive they loose their job and get fined by the DOT.

So stfu.
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>>719898897
How does it feel to be butthurt and retarded?
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>>719898897
Some studies say it does. Some say it doesn't. You are welcome to pick what you believe, supporting your opinion on your personal experience as I did.

And no, it does not cure cancer.
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>>719898472
Yeah well my uncle never smoked weed and he's the billionaire president of a robot company on the moon.

I like to tell stories too.
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>>719899181
That's my point, when scientists try hard enough they can make a study that proves nearly anything so your point is fucking invalid.

And lol I never claimed it cured cancer it helps cope with the side effects of chemotherapy like a number of drugs can.
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>>719899383
At least my stories aren't a pathetic attempt to seem cool XD
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>>719899483
So am I allowed to have a (funded) opinion like when I posted this >>719897602 or will you come again trying (poorly) to insult me?
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>>719899383
faggot is basically seeping off of you like a profuse sweat.
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ITT:

>anyone notice stoners kinda suck
>#hashtagnotallstonersbro I earn 70k 420blaze it :D

Face it. A lot of stoners are dense cunts and everyone know at least six stoners that follow the same grommy path. Just because you (At least you think) aren't a fuck up, doesn't mean the majority of stoners aren't fuck ups. .
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>>719899601
>this quote used in context of Trump speaking
>not in the context of lying murdering crooked witch aka Hillary Clinton
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>>719899601
>admits they're stories
>entirely misses the point
Put down the bong, fuck boy, your retard is showing.
>>
How is it that I could smoke err'day when I was 20, but now I only get paranoid and have severe anxiety when I smoke? Did I grow out of weed?
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>>719900013
>Did I grow out of weed?
Yes. Same happened to me.
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>>719887655
That's not a stoner. That's just a scumbag that smokes weed.

I manage my own fast food restaurant and I smoke weed on the daily.
That guy was a loser before weed. Nobody realised it yet, is all.
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>>719888658
No stoner I know is a retard.
So no, they don't think that.
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>Be me
>Passionate junkie hater
>Get shitfaced one day with cousine
>We end up taking extacy and smoking weed

>Wake up next morning and realize what I have done
>Now I hate myself
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>>719899773
You insulted an entire community first by calling them idiots. Lol stop trying to seem like a victim it just makes you look like a bitch.

Saying that people who smoke weed are idiots, is like saying people who drink alcohol are all violent woman beaters.

Sure you can draw your lines in the sand but it turns your opinion doesn't mean shit.
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>>719887655
I like weed but hate stoners too. We get it. You smoke weed.

I especially dislike those that put it above everything else. I have seen people spend 20 bucks on a fucking gram and then complain about having no money for basic necessities like food or clothes.
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>>719900013
>now I only get paranoid and have severe anxiety when I smoke
Nothing related to your weed consumption pal. You now DA HERB is sacred and only enlightens you.

You need to open your third eye.
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>>719890440
Careless Spliffer
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>>719899839
I don't support either of them so your point is invalid. They are both crooked pieces of shit.

I've got Hillary memes too :)
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>>719900236
> I am a buthurt stoner.

There, there, son.
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>>719900320
>You need to open your third eye.

I'm not opening up my brown eye for you, faggot.
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>>719900379
gieb
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>>719887788
IDK Bro I was just like you till I smoked
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>>719887655
You are what's wrong with the world. Generalizing an entire group of people based on one lazy stinky piece of shit.

I am a daily smoker, of both cannabis and tobacco. I am always clean shaven and bathed. My hair is short and styled to be presentable. I am a stoner and will always be a stoner, but not all stoners are lazy gross dirty hippies.

Get your head out of your ass and open your eyes before you generalize any group of people.
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>>719899880
Stories can be true or false. They arent limited to being fiction that's just fucking retarded.
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>>719892524
What's your neighbor's address?
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>>719900389
Lololol lololol lolol faggot
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>>719900667
123 Fake Street, Springfield, OR
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I curb stomped some junkies the other day.

Here's the footage of these fags getting smashed:

https://soundcloud.com/goldsbrosesh
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>>719900814
That sounds like the time there was a cat sleeping in my lawnmower and I unknowingly turned it on.

You earned a new follower, even if only for the keks, spamfriend.
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yall are like rich politicians making laws for people that have no concept of what life is like for 99% of the country, except youre autistic fags looking down on something you dont understand because those losers are still perceived as cooler than you because youre, uh, autistic
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>>719900999
Checked
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>>719900591
>still missing the point.
Take a lap.
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>>719892524
What backwards ass town do you live in where the police allow you to break and enter and commit assault without consequences. "Weed is illegal and immoral. I'm going to break into my neighbors house and beat them up because I'm morally superior"... You're corrupt fascist scum. I would have shot you.
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>>719901066
>99% of the country
>stoners

Where the fuck do you live anon?
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>>719900568

One?

Pretty much 498 out of every 500 stoners I have met on my travels has been on par with that guy.

Well done for accomplishing the bare minimum of health standards while being drugged out of your head.
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>>719901066

>even though weed just happens to be the autistic drug of choice.
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>>719901066
Pro tip: only losers think weed is cool.
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>>719898660
software engineer making over 90k
smoke whenever i feel like it, what's your point?
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>>719892434
saddest thing I've read today
keep your head up bro
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>>719887655
sounds like your friend is just a fucking faggot. I know many people that smoke daily and still succeed and live fulfilling lives.
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You're all faggots

I smoke weed erryday and I have a job where I earn 10 billion dollars an hour, also I have fifteen ferraris and a supermodel gf with huge titties
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>>719901963
Poorfag detected. Ferraris are for classless bitches. Try with Aston Martin when you get some style, bitch.
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>>719901963

This is pretty much the stoner's argument for the entire thread
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>>719900811
Oh come on. A tough guy like you shouldn't be scared of a stoner like me showing up at his house . Are you going to make me hunt you down? I'm really talented at finding people.
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Electrician earning 32 hr mostly commercial work.
I appreciate a nice joint after work.
I dont see how a daily smoke is any worse than say someone who pounds a 6 pack etc.
Weed I believe is an enhancer so if you are naturally a lazy fuck it will only get worse.
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>>719902123
>choosing an aston martin instead of a rolls-royce
clearly you dont understand what the word "luxury" means
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> Be 48 year old making $86k per year plus full benefits (health, life, disability. Plus 12 paid sick days, 11 statutory holidays, 20 paid vacation, 5 family obligation, 1 personal and 1 volunteer day, all paid), and I smoke weed daily. Always after work. I'm high right now watching The Packers lick their own assholes. Fuck Op.
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>>719894148
i am the anomally
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>>719900215
Good. You deserve to hate yourself, you self sanctimonious asshole. Cut yourself.
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>>719902123

I bet you drive so many Astons, don't you? lol
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>>719900215
So did you fuck your "cousine" or not? Don't leave us hanguing, bro.
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Stoner here. structural engineer here. op is a faggot
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>>719903223
Yeah, her first name is Leann.
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>>719903503
>liar here
Ftfy
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Stoner here. Astronaut, neuroscientist and vacuum cleaner seller.

You faggots.
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>>719901963
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>>719890883
>OP needs to go back to Utah.
Kek, this! I bet he's lots of fun at parties.
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>>719903641
I love RPing
I'll be the nigger dealer who gives you overpriced shit weed and tries to be your friend by getting you to drive me around town for "reasons"
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>>719891898
/thread
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>>719887655
For the record, the parents in OPs pic are high on heroin, not marijuanas.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-pictures-show-parents-overdosed-8802062
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>>719903921
Hi Tyrone. Can I get some weed? The one you sold me last time smelled a lot like pizza, but surely got me and my friends at the chess club really high.

Is 20$ enough for a full joint?
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>>719904199

Would be surprised if they have tried marijuana though
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>>719887655
a friend of mine doesn't smoke weed or drink alcohol and he still ended up living with his mom and unemployed.

a LOT of people i know smoke either weed or drink lots of alcohol. most of the people i know study things from philosophy or psychology to math, medicin, law or even telecommunications engineering. none struggle with their jobs, social life or college at all.
if you're a screw up it doesn't matter what you consume.

most of them are even fit as fuck or play lots of games besides studying or play instruments.
the more you do the more you can handle, to a certain extent. if all you do is shitpost and masturbate or bingewatch the same shit all over you could live healthily as you want, it doesn't matter.

i really can't understand the blind stonerhate. i don't even smoke at all, sometimes i drink but that's it. if you believe that weed cures cancer you lost in life anyways.
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FUCK YOU ALL

I SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

AND IM JESUS MOTHERFUCKIN CHRIST AND SNOOP IS MY HOMIE NO LIE

I ALSO DRIVE AN ASTON MARTIN

BECAUSE I HAVE CLASS

STRAIGHT-EDGE MOTHERFUCKERS BE HATIN ON MY LIFESTYLE

FUCK
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That hit so close to home. Just add still fapping to lolis.
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>>719895065
>on 4chan on a sunday while making 250k a yr
>being butthurt about stonerhate
>my lifes awesome but i'm kinda hurt
yeah, the thing is, even if that was true you must be a sad pathetic fuck.
but in reality you're just a sad pathetic little fuck and made me reply.
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>>719895759
Has it occurred to you that this happened in a dish rather than in a body? Know what else kills cancer cells in a dish?

Bleach
Ammonia
Alcohol
Sunlight
Hair dryers
Electric shock
Fire
Hammers
Pointy sticks
Dry air
Time
Pretty much anything else you throw in there
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>The real question is
>if it does become legal?
>how will you cope with the constant weed use? Everywhere and by everybody.
>>
>>719893522
Fuck off, fascist pos.
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>>719905199
To be fair if you have cancer and drink bleach your cancerous cells will die.
>>
ITT: white people.
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>>719887655
I don't trust people who are straight edge, they are usually into some really fucked up shit.
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>>719905321

Lucky for me I live in UK. Our prime minister, Theresea May just banned whipped cream. There's no chance in hell she'll legalise pot.

And you'd better be careful too. The new tsar doesn't seem to take too kindly to stoners himself
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>>719906001
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11636324/Hippie-crack-banned-ministers-outlaw-young-peoples-favourite-party-drug.html

Holy shit, you britbongs are weird. Also kekked at "Hippie crack"
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>>719893946
I never understood why people think people who smoke pot can't do anything else. People who like golf don't play golf all day long. People can take anything too far though, but that comes down to personal responsibility.
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>>719906001
>Yeah UK is mainly Heroin and Booze dominate
>Literally booze dominant
>There was the m-kat outbreak but that has died down too.
>Guess UK is kind of lucky. They accept stoners really if they are quiet. If they are loud tho
>Then they get fucked up.
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>>719906411
>>719906411
>personal responsibility.
There was never. In the first place.
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>>719895065
>thinks a lexus is a nice car

This says more about you than anything else
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>>719906411

Not all but a lot do make weed their primary source of personality. And yes nothing is to blame but stoners themselves
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>>719887655
>Complains about Stoners wasting time
>is Angry enough to create a Stoner Hate thread.
>Wastes time

ISHYGGDT.
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>>719894525
Kek
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>>719897033
That and they don't realize they aren't contributing to society by posting on /b instead of doing something productive. But at least they're not smoking pot while wasting life on /b, right?
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>>719887655
I hate it when people add an S on the end of tesco, fuck!
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Hah, thread is fail.

Everyone knows if you claim to smoke weed you're really really cool.
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Gonna smoke some weed. Thanks for motivating me guys.
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>>719887655
Image was taken from a scene of a heroin overdose. Thread invalid.
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>>719906727
I agree. Most of the ones I know grew out of that lifestyle after college and just smoke for fun after work. I don't keep in touch with the others.
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I don't care much about weed but if you really want to spend an evening getting mad at how retarded stoners can be you should check out those shit hashtags like:
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tweaker-nation
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>>719907157

That's fine by us. We just think you're a sad, pathetic loser that doesn't have enough imagination to come with a better activity to pass the time. Keep doing the same shit you were doing at 14 bro. I'm sure it'll work out great for you
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>>719907113

because it's true you fuckin retard
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>>719907708

SMOK WEED ERRYDAY
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>>719887655
Damn white people, get your shit together
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>>719906171
that's an old fucking article m8.
Poppers were banned because some college faggots drank it.

>clear instructions to inhale
>drink it anyway
>gets ill
not sure if died or not, don't think so though

Soon we will ban plugs because some kid blew himself to piece on one.

also, we think it's weird too, but we have to live it.
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>>719907906

Calm down Trayvon, why don't you light up a reefer and be on your way
>>
There was a time where i hated weed more than anyone, because my brothers used it, and either they were just not productive and annoying all the time or aggresive when they weren't on the shit.

But...

I've come to realize that certain types of people can't handle it, and others still function on a daily basis, because they don't use it as a way to forget about their shitty lives but see it as a product to just relax once in a while without getting too attached to it.

So i have mixed feelings about weed nowadays.
>>
I HATE DRUG USERS ;SO MUCH

GOD I WANT ALL DRUG USERS TO DIE

>posts story about person who smokes weed

SEE HOW BAD THEY ARE THEY ARE THE WORST TYPE OF PERSON

>bumps thread with pictures of heroine overdoses

WEED SMOKERS ARE THE BAIN OF SOCIETY
>>
>>719908073
Damn that's a weak comeback whiteboi, that low energy shit is indicative of spiritual defeat. Downfall of the white man
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>>719907708
I didn't start smoking until I was 19. But thanks for your concern. I'm going to sit in my paid off house watching the playoff game on my 60" plasma and listen to the booming stadium on my B&W 600 series 5.1 surround sound. My cook is almost done with lunch so I'll be eating soon.
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>>719908524

Saving pic, that shit is hawt

You got a spare joint I can suck on while you fuck my ass, nigga?
>>
>>719908674

> my cook

Timestamp all this shit faggot else you're a lair like the rest of them
>>
>>719908741
There's too many white people, they're the reason the world is fucked up today
>>
>>719908973
Have you made a hobby out of exposing anons?
>>
>>719908674
>Plasma
Fuck off with your shit tv.
>>
>>719909168

If your argument is 'I earn 120k a week and live in a palace made of diamonds' just Timestamp that shit else why should I believe your sorry stoner ass
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>>719890856
26 here making 95k. Why did you waste so much time?
>>
>>719895882
This
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>>719909059

Nigga the only fucked-up i'm interested in is the state of my ass after you've plowed me with that fine-ass dick

You want me to wear some heels or stockings for you? Make it more sexy like?
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>>719887655
stoner here and i have a doctorates degree in psychology. go fuck yourself buddy
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>>719887655
>complains about stoners
>posts a pic of heroin junkies

know the difference mate
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>>719909971
>doctorates degree in psychology.
>stoner

That's cheating.
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>>719909849

22 here, 130k a year, bonged since I was 9. Stay awake people
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>>719887655

I smoke weed every single fucking day of my life and I work as a Archivist earning over £40'000 a year, I have a mortgage and im Engaged.

Your loser friend would be a loser with or without the weed
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>>719887655
U mad?
>>
>>719910279
This

there is no cure for faggotry
but there MAY be one for cancer...
>>
>>719888704
did not think this was posible i used high grade pure meth like 8 times in the last 2 years life is great , job is great im md now , life is cool haha , suck it straight edge faggots.
>>
I smoke weed every fucking minute of every day and I live on a diamond encrusted planet

I earn a trillion bucks a second but money is worthless to me because I have so much of it

I am also god

And I have a 70" plasma so fuck you all
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>>719910530
>I live on a diamond encrusted planet
Timestamp faggot.
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>>719905321
It's already legal
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>>719910714

weed god doesn't answer to you, don't tell me what to do

unless it's smoke more weed of course

cos niqqa, I got that shit covered and then some
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>>719910204
>22 here, 130k a year, bonged since I was 9.
And prone to fantasizing.
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>>719910875
>cos niqqa, I got that shit covered and then some
Timestamp faggot.
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>>719910204

Yeah well I'm 6 and earning 700K a week

bonging since before I was born

step up your game n00b
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>>719887655
The problem with gringos is they dont have balls to control the addiction and lose all for the shit naaa.
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>>719911429

11 months old reporting in. I make 1.2 million a day.

I've been bonging since my grandmother was born.

Get on my level, peasants.
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>>719912010

I haven't even been born yet and I make 500 trillion a second.

Been bonging since early life first crawled out of the ocean

Keep up you amateurs
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>>719888653
This. I don't smoke weed but the two people I know that smoke the most of anyone are both quite successful for their age. It may or may not be weed that's fucking him up. May be depressed or not motivated by the same things op is. I don't give a shit to have a gf or some shit and money is not a huge motivator for me. I just don't want to worry about bills.

>Inb4 excuses for being poor

I make decent money but I do it because I find it rewarding. I could make more in a different field (and have in the past) but hating life while I do it
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>>719887788
TRIPLE DUBS
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>>719887655
>post yfw stoners think smoking makes them deep and philosophical
>post yfw stoners think weed enlightens them
>post yfw weedfags think theya are anything other than brainwashed degenerates

BUT BRAH, IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK AN SHIT.

>mfw
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>>719890856
>Tfw Wendy's chef making 120k a year with a 12 inch cock
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>>719891267
>He can't into currencies
>>
>>719889523
Cuz I'm not a fucking pussy pussy
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>>719887655
>be me
>own condo is carlsbad ca
>started own digital marketing firm
>age 27
>smoke weed daily
>tfw reading this thread about some loser who smokes pot
>>
>>719897729
fuck off, people like you are not welcome here.
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>>719914658
*Your
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>>719890560
>35
>on 4chan
>implying anything you said negates these facts
I was expecting hilarious autistic tantrums from this thread, but now I just feel bad for you.
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