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Has /b/ accepted daddy Trump as their god yet? >Pray to a

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Has /b/ accepted daddy Trump as their god yet?
>Pray to a shrine every night
>Perform rituals
>Accept Hillary Clinton as Satan
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>>719873564
Hell yeah anon
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Daddy trump will forgive our sins
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>>719873564

Nobody is my god.

I'm not a cuckold.

No real man would ever EVER call anybody his god.

(Unless it's really God, then that's okay)
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>>719873661
So close for trips :(
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>>719873848
Shutup athiestanon
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>>719873892

I believe in god, truth twister.
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>>719873848
Bow down to daddy trump.
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>>719873564
nope

Trump inauguration 250,000
anti trump rally 500,000

sad
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>>719873948

No man bows to any man.

Cuckold.
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>>719873564
ITT: trolls trolling trolls and in the same time trolls trolling themselves
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>>719873965
Why cant people just love trump.
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>>719873564
It's time to stop feeding the trolls and drinking the tears.

Keep Calm and be Great Again.
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Hail Daddy Trump
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>>719873965
Kys nigger
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>>719873848
And how would you know god when you saw him.
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>>719874119

Sounding like a liberal anon.

>why can't people just agree with me I mean it's the current year
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>>719874119
because he's a narcissistic orange douche-bag who just wants to play king of the world for a while.
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>>719873965
>posts fake numbers
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>>719874228

Because my face would melt, duh. Haven't you seen Indiana Jones?
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>>719874227
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>>719874298
they are quite real.
kid
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>>719874298

Yeah.
trump DID post fake numbers.
Butthurt yet?
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>>719874298

Children out!
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>>719874119
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>>719873564
Never...Never in a Million years
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trump is our true savior
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>>719874115
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>>719873965
that's because illegals can't :^j
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>>719874993

Tears joke?

Isn't that a BLM thing?

Are you lifting joke premises from BLM?

Fucking degenerate.
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>>719875105
i reckon it's a SJW tears thing.. which is a flip on the male tears thing.
the fuck this gotta do with BLM?
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>>719875290

Fucking degenerate comedy-hating piece of shit.

Be funnier.
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>>719875343
tell better jokes, faget
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>>719875530
Fucking degenerate. I hate your kind so much.
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>>719875530

Ball's in your court not mine. You're the Black Lives Matter supporter so you're already in quicksand.
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>>719874993
>jeb on the milk carton

holy fuck my sides
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Fact: All trump haters are privileged faggot white college students.
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>>719875734

Another trumpian "fact" with exactly zero truth behind it
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>>719873965
What makes me fucking laugh about this is that now is not the time to protest... It was during the election... Now deal with it.
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>>719875845

Better to be a puppet than a strong rival, right?
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>>719875734

That is not a fact and you know it. There is no way to quantify what you just said, so on top of being not true, it's unscientific.

But I guess this was an attempt as humor or getting out some kind of aggression. It wasn't successful in being a clever joke, so I guess this is just teenage-like angst.

For being somebody who hates liberals so much, you sure act like them.
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>>719875650
what? no i'm not. fuck those dindu's.
fucking idiots chose mike 'not quite faster than a speeding bullet' brown to be their poster boy.
then they get pissed about the kid pretending to pull a gun on a cop and getting shot.
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>>719875862
Truth. Trump haters need to suck it up and bow down to daddy.
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GOTT MIT UNS
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>>719875969

Spoken like a true autist
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>>719875932

Stop backpedaling, BLM loser.
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>>719875921
strong rival? bitch couldn't even walk up the stairs unassisted.

she made bernie look spry
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>>719875969

Yo you retarded?
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>>719876098
Yo you nigger?
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>>719876062

And Putin feared her for recognizing how easily we could have crippled his economy by taking away part of his sales of oil and gas to Europe.

That makes a strong rival.
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>>719876156

I asked first, narcissist. Why are you so full of yourself like a typical liberal that you think you deserve your question answered first?

Fucking liberal piece of shit.
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>>719876055
i'm sure you're an ok guy but, i dislike you.
you're mean and i don't like being lumped in with leftists.
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>>719873564
How to start a shitstorm 101
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>>719876244
Its not good to be a strong rival if it means the end of the fucking world.
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>>719876317

Well then don't be a leftist.
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>>719876294
>supports trump
>liberal

pick one.
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>>719873564
Finally a semi blonde got into office. Blondes invent all the computers, electrinics and spin offs of electronics we use today. bill gates steve jobs this guy actually deserves to be president.
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>>719876492
Agreed. We need to start populating the aryan race.
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>>719876482

Stop trying to beckpedal, leftist narcissist.
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>>719876655

lol you have to be not a fat neckbeard for that to happen, fatso.
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So did this thread die?
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>>719876722
>>719876471
you double nigger.
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>>719873564
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>>719876860

wrong
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>>719876892

Voted for Hilldog. This is FUCKING hilarious.

Stop politicizing memes. I just want to fucking laugh, you cunts.
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>>719876928
Double wrong
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Hail lord trump
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>>719877588
Dubs
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>>719874283
>implying if he wasn't, 4chan would bow down

Christ, /pol/ really has done a number on /b/ hasn't it.
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>>719874283
Get out
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>>719878065
no u
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters have 6 toes and 1 kidney.
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are single celled amoebas from the Pleistocene era.
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>>719878222
truth
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>>719875649
>>719875650
Wat? I dont understand how he lead onto him being a blm supporter he just said
"Tell better jokes"
There are a number of things he could've been referring to
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>>719878387
Say that to my contractile vacuole and not online
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are small dogs named Gerald.
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>>719878387
Fact: All Trump haters are obese genderfluid basket-weaving majors
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Not my president impeach
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>>719878201
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are the reincarnation of Pope Gregory the Ninth.
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>>719878744
>>719878607
>>719878222
>>719878387

mmm liberal tears mmmm so yummy
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>>719878744
Fact: all facts fact fact facts factorial facts factoids fact.
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>>719873564
>daddy Trump

Bastard (in need of a father figure) detected
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are well patinated oak chairs.
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>>719878598
This joke is much too good for this thread.
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are Fiat 500s given sentience by a magical genie
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are anti-protons.
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>>719875734
Fact: All Trump voters are perennial blue cornflowers.
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>>719873564
You insult Satan by saying Trump is he.
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