Loli voice acting thread
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>>719813865
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
>>719813865
I want you to fuck me so hard I grow pubes!
I'm glad to see you making a new thread, I have a mess of new puns for you ;3
Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing mine craft
>>719813865
fuck donald trump
>>719814102
Reroll
You are a pedo!
>>719813865
why is there no loli JOI and CEI that isnt shitty?
and not a stupid "im 5yo" no she can be early teens and talk like a normal fucking teen does, not with shitty fake inflections in her voice and lisps and shit
but continuously saying her age in it and almost daring or forcing you to do it infront of her in public place, and a new audio track for all different types of places
the entire premise being she promises to have sex with you (but never does) as long as you risk yourself for her
>>719814102
I'm down for this.
Roll
Woooow, it's HUGE! Can I touch it? ...Ew, it's leaking!
>>719814511
Reroll
>>719814102
This, 4 get
>>719814102
roll
>>719814198
One and only reroll.
>>719814834
Damn. Nailed it.
>>719814763
>The off by one man
Retry?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Rolllllllllluuuuuu
>>719814834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r1UwU1DWUr
>>719815000
Nice trips
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
>>719815031
That's nice and all, but we all know its time for this one
>>719814102
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
What's wrong, mister? I wanna go again! Why isn't it getting hard?
My name Jeff
>>719814102
Roll
>>719814102
>>719814493
>>719814589
>>719814763
>>719814825
>>719814923
>>719815307
It'll happen in its own time... reroll for YMCA
>>719814511
>all of them yelling that at trump supporters
>while kicking, stompaning and punching
nfffffff
>>719815649
whoops wrong thread LOL
>>719815684
Winrar
>>719815622
>>719814102
Do you accept dubs as currency?
If so, it's time to stay at the YMCA
>>719814102
Reeeerrooolll
"Onii-chan, I have to go potty! If you don't let me go, I'll just wet myself!"
i love to have fun in the baby pool
Fuck me like a walrus
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Daddy gets real mad when I play with it after he cums. He says it hurts real bad but I dunno... it's so much fun to make him scream and cry like a baby ;)
>>719815895
Reroll because I'm a faggot
>>719816224
motherfucker
>>719815031
Eh. You don't sound young. You sound like you're addicted to helium.
Daddy, I want you to lock my hairless pussy. I want to feel your tongue on my tiny clit as I moan and scream in pleasure until I cum. And then, while I'm in ecstasy, I want you to put your big grown-up cock in my sweet tiny underage pussy. I want my pedo-daddy to fuck me until his cum over fills my cunt. *moan* Please daddy, I need you right now. Mommy will never know.
>>719816309
Roll
>>719816324
YAY
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
Daddy, I want you to lick my hairless pussy. I want to feel your tongue on my tiny clit as I moan and scream in pleasure until I cum. And then, while I'm in ecstasy, I want you to put your big grown-up cock in my sweet tiny underage pussy. I want my pedo-daddy to fuck me until his cum over fills my cunt. *moan* Please daddy, I need you right now. Mommy will never know.
>>719814102
>>719814493
>>719814589
>>719814763
>>719814825
>>719814923
>>719815307
>>719815622
>>719815647
>>719815815
>>719815846
>>719816324
Fucking finally.
You know what to do
>>719816492
This
>>719816492
Rolling
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
>>719816492
Rollo
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
>>719816492
For this
>>719816309
Rolling out
>>719816492
Come on
>>719816492
Please this.
Fuck me daddy! Fill me with your cum! Fuck! Yes! Right there! Harder, harder, harder! oh... Fuck me daddy
The best part about being a horny little girl is never getting no for an answer.
>>719816492
Helping
>>719816883
i guess this
>>719816492
Rolling for this
>>719815684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHb1mwgOgC
>>719816272
You sound addicted to dicks
>>719816324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDYHcrWLfW
>>719816492
Lel
if i had a nickle for every pickle i had to tickle without being fickle i would be thicker
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
>>719816492
Once more
>>719816492
Worth a shot
>>719816883
Rolling
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
>>719817030
...roll
Rollerino
>>719816980
That's all I wanted, thanks
I'm out. Have fun with your voice changer
>>719817114
Someone rolled a 4
>>719817114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11xBj4rGV4X
>>719816980
Did you just skip me?
>:c
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
>>719817341
Reply with the post I skipped then
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
>>719816883
Rollerino
>>719816217
reroll
>>719817300
That was fucking perfect and I thank you.
>>719815540
roll
>>719814713
Roll
>>719817436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwDaR0phW2
>>719817494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XShEHchWs
im dinomies and i like hentai where chicks have dicks ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>719817705
I'm Dinomies and I'm a huge faggot
Cuz you friken friks just can't ever be quenched. Your, your fantasies can't ever be quenched, can they? You friken friks! When will you learn? When will you learn, that your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!
The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
Maybe some moaning noises
>>719817833
I'm dinomies and i'm a huge faggot that likes cartoon girls playing with their dicks
I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
>>719817926
REROLL
Shiiiieeettt look wot tym it is
Its big NIGGA DICK TYMEE
>>719817954
Simple, but I second this.
>>719817984
gotm
You're staring at my butt... Do you like what you see?
...wanna see more?
Grab me by the pussy Trumpu-sensi!
*giggle* I saw you trying to peek under my skirt, mister. You wanna see under there that bad? Oh, you do. *giggle* You like that? They're my favorite pair of panties: Hello kitty, pink with a little white bow at the top. They make me feel big. Huh? You wanna touch 'em... It'll make me feel more like a grown-up? O-okay. Just don't tell anyone. It's... It's making me feel funny. Like I h-have to pee. *moan/orgasms with heavy breathing* I'm dizzy, I need to go sit down mister. *moan* Being a grown-up makes me dizzy and feel like I have to tinkle.
>>719817954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19YjIgjYvvk
>>719817984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lO2TNvCp9u
>>719818073
...reroll
>>719818073
Hell yeah white bithcc
>>719817926
roll
>>719818113
Why do we permit these pedo retard threads?
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
>>719818164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yT5nNWULyg
rollerino
>>719818139
Thanks for the moaning :P
>>719818242
>>719818211
>>719818171
>>719818107
>>719818066
>>719818018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EY17iCiY9Q
>>719818248
Ah, my god. I like these way more than I probably should. Thank you.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
>>719818075
Roll
>>719817926
>>719813865
>roll a 4
OK, I'll try
>>719813865
pedos
>>719818321
jfc
>>719818321
>>719818321
mademyday/10
>>719818443
fuk
>>719818321
That was so good
>>719818321
Loooooooooooooool
>>719817926
WHEN WILL YOU GET
>>719814382
gently
>>719818444
Shhhhiiieeetttt nice quads cous
>>719814713
roll
>>719818113
Roll
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
See, isn't this better than jerking off?
"do you like my princess hole more than mommies, daddy? :3"
>>719818538
Rolling
roast me
>>719816217
reroll
>>719818075
~Sigh~ 5's for days. ROLLL
>>719818591
Rolled
>>719817926
gonna get it
>>719817926
any day now
No, it's ok! You can watch!
I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
>>719817926
one more
>>719818658
Rerun
>>719818564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJyXdylXK9
>>719818644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h4tonpI5lZ
Can we get a pic of you please?
Nig-ger death
hitler did nothing wrong
show me the sandy hook security footage
bush knocked down twin towers
heil hitler
>>719817926
I am a deformed succ god
There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
>>719818741
Rolls
>>719813865
>>719818788
roll
>>719818712
Rerolling again because I'm still a faggot
>>719817926
adventure fantasizers ruin everything
>>719818858
Shhhhiiieeetttt
>>719818822
Helping
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
>>719818788
re-rolling
>>719818782
just look at her instagram
Welcome to standing up school... And you fail
>>719817926
why does god hate me
Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
>>719818928
Sure
>>719818979
Which is....
>>719818075
Roll?
>>719818712
One more try for good measure
Please... *moaning* i beg you.. *moaning* pump my tight elin pussy full of cum.. *more moaning with climax*
>>719818983
One moar!
>>719818961
>>719818321
can you marry me?
your cock is so yummy. But, I want it in my hairless pussy.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
>>719819092
NIGGA DICK
I don't want to wait until later, daddy! I want you fuck my ass now! I just love it when you ride my tight little butt, spanking until it bright red, tears running down my face... Please, make me cum with your cock in my ass!
>>719814713
role
Back then, the world was divided in two - vicious predators [Jaguar hisses] and meek prey. [Boxes, labeled "Vicious Predator" and "Meek Prey" lower down and cover them. Bobby plays the xylophone. Sharla the sheep in white robe-like clothing tosses confetti from a basket over the bags and prances around.] But over time, we evolved and looked beyond our primitive savage ways. [The bags pull up and Judy and Jaguar are in white robes as well. Sharla pops a noisemaker and Judy and Jaguar hold paws] Now, predator and prey live in harmony and every young mammal has multitudinous opportunities.
>>719819034
Winwar
>>719818113
4 Get
>>719818321
T O P K E K
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
White bitcc op show me that ass gurrrl
>>719819160
bump
ITT: fags are jerking of to a 17yo "Loli Youtuber"
Pic related.
>>719818964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xPpcquu648
>>719819004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toGXoWxVIW
>>719819094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MiwVOH505L
>>719818113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uq2jaiqPjH
>>719819172
I'm a big guy.
>>719819240
...Once more...
>>719819092
https://www.instagram.com/enkidu_1308/
>>719819404
Shhhhiiieeetttt bruh ill still fucc
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate!
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
>>719819420
i like big guys.
>>719819240
I need this one...
>>719819594
For you
>>719819160
roll
>>719819240
....please
>>719819680
>for you
white cuck confirmed
>>719819533
THIS, im watching someone stream the Bee movie game rn
>>719819240
Reroll
>>719818983
Dare we roll one moar?!
>>719819240
Again!
>>719819240
Reroll once more
>>719819784
>doesn't post words
>>719819240
I can't stop
>>719818983
>Welcome to standing up school... And you fail
Gogo
>>719819240
Reroll again
>>719819240
This time?
>>719819404
ive seen worse
>>719819697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gj3wsboAjT I accidently did this instead of this so here is something for freee
>>719819694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OnLKglkRFY
TODAY it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal.
German-Austria must return to the great German mother country, and not because of any economic considerations. No, and again no: even if such a union were unimportant from an economic point of view; yes, even if it were harmful, it must nevertheless take place. One blood demands one Reich. Never will the German nation possess the moral right to engage in colonial politics until, at least, it embraces its own sons within a single state. Only when the Reich borders include the very last German, but can no longer guarantee his daily bread, will the moral right to acquire foreign soil arise from the distress of our own people. Their sword will become our plow, and from the tears of war the daily bread of future generations will grow. And so this little city on the border seems to me the symbol of a great mission. And in another respect as well, it looms as an admonition to the present day. More than a hundred years ago, this insignificant place had the distinction of being immortalized in the annals at least of German history, for it was the scene of a tragic catastrophe which gripped the entire German nation. At the time of our fatherland's deepest humiliation, Johannes Palm of Nuremberg, burgher, bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and French hater, died there for the Germany which he loved so passionately even in her misfortune. He had stubbornly refused to denounce his accomplices who were in fact his superiors. In thus he resembled Leo Schlageter. And like him, he was denounced to the French by a representative of his government An Augsburg police chief won this unenviable fame, thus furnishing an example for our modern German officials in Herr Severing's Reich.
>>719819404
smol hands
>>719819240
One more go
>>719819941
>>719819941
Perfect! Thanks so much!
fucky poo shit get out my store nigger what you say i fuck grandmother i fuck wife i fuck you mother i fuck you dog i fuck daughter fuck you fucky nigger poo fuck get out my store you ban from my store!
Pretend you are going to do one of the stupid long ones and instead call them a stupid fuck or something
>>719820225
>DAMN NIGGERS
“Daddy? Oh, I know, but you’re the only daddy I have and I like to call you that. I love these days with you, just driving around seeing the sights in your old home town. I noticed this abandoned shack in the back of this field. Is that the place you talked about losing your virginity in? Can you take me there? We can relive some of your past if you like. You know, when you used to fuck young girls. I can see you want to. You want to see these tits I’m offering you in this shirt, stroke the legs and ass you’ve been watching in my ‘fuck-me’ shorts. I‘m a young girl who needs some fucking. You want to? Great! <laugh> Yeah, I guess it’s kind of like time travel.” <pause> Whoa…this is sort of creepy. I wonder how long it’s been since people were here? Mmmm <kissing sounds> I’ve been waiting all weekend for this! <more kissing sounds> Oh, let me. The buttons on this are weird….<moan> Oh, they love you too. Keep stroking them and sucking on my nipples, daddy! It feels so good. So, does this.<giggle> You are so hard! Do you feel like a randy teenager again? <sultry> You want to put this inside little me? Whoa! <cough> Is this where you want me? On these old boxes? Thanks for putting down your coat. Let me wrap these legs around you, pull you in.<more kissing> Hmmmm…you’ve been wanting to touch, haven’t you? I shaved extra close to be smooth for you, daddy. God, I want you to touch all of me. I feel you pressed up against me…your hardness… I want to give it some love, some kissing. I don’t care that It’s dusty, I don’t’ care what I’m kneeling on if I’m doing it for you. <wonder> Oh, this is the cock I have been dreaming about! <kissing/licking> Does this feel good, daddy? <bj noises> Did girls take it deep back then? <deep throating sounds> Not so much, huh? <licking/kissing> I’m glad you prefer this modern girl, anyway. <kiss>
[Ran out of room next post will be linked and rolls will be on it.]
>>719820578
Stand up? Neat trick to get my shorts down! <kissing sounds> Um, no I didn’t wear panties today. I wanted quick access because… you turn me on so much. <moan> That teasing. . . rubbing your cock… against my clit… so good! Oh, I’ve been on the pill since I grew boobs; just put it in me, daddy! <long grateful moan> Oh! That didn’t hurt at all! <kissing sounds> Did you deflower a lot of virgins back in the day? Because…<moan> Oh yes. Mmph! You’re moving in me so good, so nice….you had no idea, did you….<moan>…you thought there was no way such a horny<moaning and panting> girl like me could be a virgin! <excited moaning> Oh god! Oh God! Yes Yes! <improvise to orgasm> You like that, didn’t you? I love coming for you. I’ve done it a lot in my room, but never in front of you before. Can I make YOU cum now, daddy? Look me in the eyes. Let me see your beautiful eyes and cum in me, daddy. Cum in your little girl!
ECONOMICS is a secondary matter. World history teaches us that no people became great through economics: it was economics that brought them to their ruin. A people died when its race was disintegrated. Germany, too, did not become great through economics.
A people that in its own life [volkisch] has lost honor becomes politically defenseless, and then becomes enslaved also in the economic sphere.
Internationalization today means only Judaization. We in Germany have come to this: that a sixty-million people sees its destiny to lie at the will of a few dozen Jewish bankers. This was possible only because our civilization had first been Judaized. The undermining of the German conception of personality by catchwords had begun long before. Ideas such as 'Democracy,' 'Majority,' 'Conscience of the World,' 'World Solidarity,' 'World Peace,' 'Internationality of Art,' etc., disintegrate our race-consciousness, breed cowardice, and so today we are bound to say that the simple Turk is more man than we are.
No salvation is possible until the bearer of disunion, the Jew, has been rendered powerless to harm.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>719820666
Those triple 6's!
>>719820703
Rollerino
I'm gonna make you spurt! Do you think your bitch wife will be able to smell my little girl pussy on your cock tonight?