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You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're white.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're white.
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>>719794044
I have some black friends.
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>>719794044
im not a great fan of fried chicken because I know its bad for my health, and so I eat it sparingly
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milk is too spicy for me
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>>719794044
Nigger
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My favorite show is family guy
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I clap when the plane lands
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>>719794382

Whites are less likely to be lactose intolerant than any other race. So it's everyone else who can't handle that spicy milk.
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You really eat gluten??????
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>>719794044
I voted for trump
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No matter how much debt I obtain creditors are still willing to lend me money
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I have a degree and a job
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"Hi dad."
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I hate rap music.
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>>719794044
I would do anything to fuck that girl
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Ive received my W2
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I was hired for my job directly out of college
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I bought and paid for my bicycle.
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>>719794044
I'm not in jail.
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>>719794044
I own 6 computers and no TV
>I also own a 3d printer
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>>719794546
but do you tip the plane ?
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>>719794044
Whats up with her hand
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>>719794044
Just a small town girl, living in a lonely wooorld..
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>>719794044
I spread a small dose of smallpox in some village when I went to help in Africa
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>>719794044
My dad is in my life
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>>719794916
She fucks only niggers, so...
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niggers cant use computers so only whites and chinks post here
so i say dragonball is a retarded chinese cartoon for autistic neckbeards
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>>719794916
That proves nothing. Everyone wants our women
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>>719795415
You haven't watched enough Elsa Jean porn if you think that's the case.
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I enjoy Savage garden
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I have a job and a bank account
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>>719795512
>our women
perma virgin detected
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>>719794916
What position would you fuck her?
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I always ask myself if south europeans are white.


I'm south european.
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>>719795789
I think that just makes you a girl who was in highschool in the 90s
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I voted for Trump
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I'm white
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My best friends are black, Mexican, Jewish and my sister didn't marry any of them.
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>>719795930
you're not
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>>719794044
I rape white women
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>>719794044
I don't yell in the streets like there is no one around
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>>719794044
I fucking hate myself
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>>719794044
when i hear sirens, i dont have the urge to flee/start a riot
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There are no movements for me at the moment
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I don't rap to myself with other people in the elevator
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>>719794044
Niggers are not good
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>>719796084
FAIL
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>>719794044
I have to pay taxes.
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>>719794044
metalhead, fantasynerd, high education, from northern sweden, eat pork.
Should have me covered right?
also: checked
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>>719796387
I'd rather be a nigger tbh
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>>719794044
i own a house that i bought with my hard earned money
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My favorite rapper is Moonman
What I'm listening to right now btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDlTolsPpec
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>>719794044
White power
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>>719794044
the sun makes me uncomfortable
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Voted trump.
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>>719794044
Registered Libertarian and a committed metalhead.
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Mayonnaise is too spicy for me
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I have a dad
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>>719796751
what really?
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>>719794044
I contribute to a 401k
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>>719794044
I wear a trucker hat and have a son called rusty.
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Who cares if someones white.
Do they have blonde hair and blue eyes? Those are the right questions
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reverse racism is real
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I know I'm white because I have an extremely small dick.
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>>719796672
bumping for the incoming shitstorm
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>>719796888
dont forget your daughter tomagachi daddy.
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>>719796910
Why? Nothing happened the first time someone said it
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I know who my dad is.
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>>719797152
Ah hell no.
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>>719796906
Asian detected.
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I have a bootleg vinyl of Hybrid Theory.
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>>719794916
become a porn star and get paid to fuck her.
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my mom is also my aunt
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>>719797298
I didn't know this was a cringe thread.
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>>719797253
Early did you take all my pills again. You know i need them to sell for meth money.
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>>719794044
Asians are cute
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>>719794467
That just proves you're an idiot
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>>719794044
I play Pokemon
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>>719794916
Including chopping off your dick?
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>be at bar
>hot girl comes up to me with 2 drinks
>gives me one
>thank her and walk away
>mfw i realize 30 seconds later that she was trying to hit on me

im very white and very autistic
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>>719794044
I don't use a wash rag
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>>719794044
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>>7197940I
still make other people pump my gas.
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I am literate
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I know my dad
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>>719797618
Umm... nope.
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>>719794666
Woah! watch it there, Satan
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>>719795918
Under the covers missionary with the lights off and my penis through my tighty whities.
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>>719794585
Spicy. He didn't say anything about not tolerate it, you dumb cunt motherfucker shitstain with 2 brain cells.
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Im liberal
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I've never stolen anything
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>>719794044
checked
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>>719795512
>our women
kek. what a pathetic fedora neckbeard.
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>>719794044
I make 10% contribution to my 401k and I have a separate savings account for a years worth of mortgage and bills.
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I have an immense desire to discover the origins, and current whereabouts of Cotten-Eyed Joe.
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>>719798073
Dyke
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>>719797916
And the ones that feel most pride for it are precisely the kind of idiots that could never do all of the above.
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I frequent /pol/, and I watch BLACKED.com exclusively
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I am paid via a salary.
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"it won't happen again officer."
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I paid for my bike
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I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶i̶c̶k̶e̶t̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶"̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶"̶ I've been pulled over without getting arrested.
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I go to a University without a sport scholarship
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>>719794044
her hands are so manly. what the fuck?
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I have to pay to go to school
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>>719794044
i have a job that pays way more than $100,000 a year that doesn't involve a basketball, baseball, or football
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Hey dad wanna go play some football?
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>>719794044
grandparents, cottonfarm
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Living in a neighbourhood full of niggers was the worst experience of my life.
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>>719799168
>I have a job
FTFY
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When I got pulled over and it was a felony stop the cops apologized to me and shook my hand when they realized it was mistaken identity.

Also I get a verbal warning when pulled over for doing 55 in a 30, never got a ticket.
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>>719794044
mayo is delicious
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I don't own a hi-point
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>>719799284
That looks like a high quality gun
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>>719794044
I have more than 2.000 comic books.
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>>719794044
211's are named as such because the company is trying to imply that you're robbing them of their resources by only needing one or two at most to get legitimately fucked up.

>I prefer my blue moon
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>>719794044
I have no illegitimate children.
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>>719794044
Holy shit look at those massive hands.
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>>719799444
Trips confirms white
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>>719799444
...samefag here, obviously a nigger doesn't have the thought process(es) capable enough of realizing this very obvious notion. Oh yeah, my dubs/trips do indeed confirm.
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>>719794044
hey guys, just got done talking to my dad
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>>719799523
the better to handle my mediocre penis
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>>719799668
lmaooo
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I listen to eminem
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>>719799668
this
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>>719794044
I have a valid driver's license
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My skin is pink.
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>>719799786
do you have insurance that isn't advertised during jerry springer?
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>>719794044
nigger nigger nigger nigger haha haha hahahaha kfc watermelons haha stole my bike hahaha
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>>719794044
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>>719794044

I have a saving account that actually has money in it
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>>719794044

I believe in America, and Mr. Trump.
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>>719796834

Yes chum. Talk about a burning ring of fire, anon! Golly-gee, give me a nice leaf salad an a tepid glass of heavily-fluoridated tap water any day, friend.
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>>719798673
it was generalizing in response to another meme which was generalizing you dumb nigger faggot
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I don't mind working for my money
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incest
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>>719794044
Shalom my nigga!
ありがとうございました
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I can stand outside in the snow in shorts but anything warmer than 60*F is too hot for me.
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I stabbed my parents to death over a video game
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>>719799168
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>>719794044
Nigger!
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>>719794044
All lives matter

Whitest out here I win
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>>719794044
I named my daughter Sophie.
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>>719794044

This vintage picture of a lake in Ireland is my desktop background
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>>719794044
I live in the suburbs and play MTG
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>>719794044
I have animu pictures on my computer
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>>719794843
Underrated
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>>719794044
I despise i.r.
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>>719794044
i like mayo and flat asses.
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I have a large penis and a higher likelihood of being shot by cops than any other race. All very very white guy traits actually look it up.
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I don't like fat women.
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>>719794546
kekd
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>>719794044
i have a bike, and paid for it
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>>719794734
tr..trump?
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>>719794044
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I like Trump
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>>719794044
I wear socks in my sandals
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>>719794044
I listen to metal and like guns
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>>719801799
Post the nudes.
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>>719794044
I bought my bike and car
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>>719801951
Ok.
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>>719802170
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I voted for Trump
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>>719794044
I own real estate
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>>719794044
Those are a mans hands. Also, I'm slightly allergic to watermelon.
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I hate black people and faggots
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>>719802284
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>>719794044
Sunburn
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A thousand miles is muh jam!
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scones yum
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