Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Good, started work on a new track. Hopefully going to sound better than the other junk I've made.
Oh I didn't mean they're lowly. Just me.
Hey there welcome back.
Why is that? And who said I like dicks?
I'm too lazy to name all my files, more power to you.
You should show up more if yoy're that popular u.u
That's weird, i'm pretty sure lowly people don't look like you do.
>Less than 250 good pictures of fanart of her
Because then you'll be a hypocrite
You implied it, even if you didn't say it
Huh? If this is a compliment then thanks.
I only ever had like 15 pics of my first ever avatar, so I named them. Any more than that I'd give up.
I never said I liked dicks nor did I say I wasn't gay, so I could just be a faggot that doesn't like dicks. Who knows man.
I don't know what that means. I just had these auto downloaded for me, named emselves.
Oh gosh, that must've been annoying.
I think I named about...230 pictures by hand?
Of course it is a compliment, what else? Silly.
How can you be one without liking them? It's like being vegetarian and not liking healthy stuff.
You are a true saint.
I don't even remember where this conversation started anymore
Nah, just sadly devoted to the same fictional character for nine years now.
Ya.... naps are nice.
>Go do patrol, second one all night
>Had to call 911 for some guy
Not good missy, you weren't focused enough on the lesson u.u
Why would someone like you be used to that? You know you're talking with someone inferior if the start insulting you, so it's not your fault.
Damn, 9 years huh? Rough ride.
So go to sleep
Rip. Call 911 for him or on him?
Is there a story there?
Yeeep. But it's totally okay now though. I got a cute girlfriend who ISN'T fictional.
Oh it's part of how I've grown up, my online interactions and how me and my friend used to make conversation half the time. It's not a bad thing.
For him. Apparently he was a veteran that went to Tijuana and got robbed for $9k, everything in his wallet, and had to walk all the way back to SD, was sleeping under bridges for a few nights, and was starting to have severe chest pains tonight.
I can't. I have to be at a temple by 8.
I have a hard time keeping track of all these conversations! Also sorry to disappoint, but I'm no missy.
That's the good stuff right there. Does she post with you?
>going to Tijuana with 9k in your wallet
Blue stripes are nice stripes, pink stripes are favourite though.
We talking like an actual temple? Why's that?
Damn, some people just have unlucky lives.
Yeah, she posts on the waifu thread sometimes.
But for now, it is 5:30 AM, so I am going to go to bed.
I know you're not, but i prefer to refer to people by using their avatar as guideline, from my experience on 4Chan i learnt that someone that uses a female avatar probably wants others to refer to him as a female, i guess i'll make an exception with you ^.^
Still, why using insults to make conversations when compliments are much nicer?
Hey, I'm not here to question believably. Simply to call, observe, report.
I dunno man, green is pretty good to...
Eh, going to Tijuana is just begging for something like that to happen. If you go down there, you better be packing.
Cute~ Sleep tight!
I'm only using a female avatar since it's /waifu/
Normally I use a male avatar on just avatar threads.
I'll allow green, I guess. Pink/black is probably my favourite though. Such good contrast. Purple is nice too.
Aren't those threads allowing husbandos too though? Pretty sure i've seen a Dio-sama poster as well every now and then.
Hell yeah. And because Asian stuff. Those performances I talked about are coming up.
I can agree with that.
But my male avatar is just someone I relate with in a few ways and also like the personality of, not a husbando.
What kinda Asian stuff? I didn't know they did things at temples. I still haven't been to a temple yet and I've been here for almost 3 months.
Outfits like that the good stuff too. Just need some pink hair on that.
Hows your day going?
Ones waifu should not be judged by the color of their hair but their shit tier personality.
Oh, I have nothing against waifus of any type. But I am gunna call him a fucking weeb for his tastes.
That is how you do it right, you keep up the good work.
Very rude of you.
It's going well but I should be asleep. How about you?
I just like unnatural hair colours on my real girls.
You like being a kitten, I like different hair colors, we all have what we're into!
It is getting close to sleep time for me too.
I've got my specific odd colors I like myself. But natural is always good.
S-Shut up faggot! You don't even know what I'm into!
Why up so late?
I mean I kinda do...
And yes, REAL GIRLS. Not everyone is gay like you.
Excuse me, who's the one here that has had sex with another male? Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Excuse me but I couldn't tell it was a male at first so it doesn't count
No kitty no!
Uh huh, suuuure it doesn't. I bet the balls even touched.
The temple is more like a meetup now, prep and packing to go other places.
>mfw watching GJ-bu
They might have. I'm almost jealous that he didn't pretend to be a kitty for me.
Ah, well have fun!
And are you implying something here?
Just got off of work.
It is hard to tell some times.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Wow. It got gay QUICK.
No not at all, certainly not that someone I know acts like that but pretends not to.
Hmm. I feel like some of these pictures are being posted in the wrong thread. There's something out of place around them. I mean, I know Mako is here, but jeeze.
No dude, it's not gay if it's a feminine penis
A feminine penis doesn't make it not gay. Feminine penises are still penises, and being a male that likes penises is gay.
You're a faggot, and it's a guy!
Dunno, completly distracted with random dude getting naked. all train of thought is gone.
Now listen here you nigger...
That's who all these are of?
Your mental gymnastics are impressive, but you are still attracted to penises. Which makes you gay. Feminine or masculine, you like penis. In and around you. It's just by definition that you are gay.
I could walk outside and get some right now. Jealous?
(it doesn't taste that great, so why would I?)
Well I'm not wrong.
Why all the random naked pics anyway?
It depends on how the fempenis is viewed. If the fempenis is seen as mainly feminine and attractive person before dick comes out then fempenis. When its random cock its not fempenis.
Allready dead inside so its ok I guess.
No dude, you don't understand. She's a girl!!!!
She's not the same sex as I am so it's not gay xdd
I am jealous. Also I like them so I would but then
Oh boy, it's still a penis though
Lewd as fuck.
So are what?
Just go to Asia, it's that easy.
*Look guys, there's nothing gay about feminine penis voice* totally straight
Most impressive. I understand you are trolling but there are mentally handicapped snowflakes out there that actually believe this.
>go to thread
>actually enjoy them
just in time
Its not gay, its a very femine dick, totally straight, no homo, my parents are proud of me.
When you see him look him in the eye
Look him in the eye and he won’t dare to follow
If you need to, hook him with your right
Hook him with your right till he wiggles and wallows
He sleeps atop a bag of raven’s legs
Curled up rats napping by his head
Takes his eye out with a ball point pen
And makes nunchaku with his torn off legs
You wake up with a hatchet over your head
You wake up with a hatchet over your head
I can see you running
I can see you running
Gone in the blink of my eye
Gone gone gone in the blink of my eye
Open your eyes choking on his breath
Choking on his breath you grimace then smile
Take a toke of his wet cigarette
He picks your brains
You stub it on his chest
Slit his tongue with one fast hand
Stuff his mouth with the salty sand
Tie his arms with hair from his head
And roll him round like a rusty can
Hey now, its her choice, no? No point in judging a person.
-pokes his fingers through the holes, trying to figure out what kind of soup this bowl is used for. He gets lost in thought for a moment before his eyes land on the next treasure, the bowl promptly forgotten-
Oh boy, I sure did not grasp that joke, thank you for explaining it to me.
Wait, is this the suit from that Monster Girls anime?
You gotta be a piece of bad cake to lose in a best girl fight with a bunch of dumbasses like that bunch.
Shaddap, she`s best, Darling just has a shit taste.
If it femine and girly, sure : ^)
Good morning /b/itches
Potchari girls are the best kind
So cute and cuddly~
Nice /p/rojection, faceless
Idk, Tali is a good waifu. The best one from ME at least.
Its a meme you dip
It was a pun actually.
Since your waifu is a video game character and /v/ is vidya gaymez and their names (like /a/utists, /mu/tants, etc.) are /v/irgins.
But it's completely true you have your guymen still intact
Tali is top tier waifu, and god tier ME waifu for certain.
Technically at this point both are memes
Ah, i didnt catch that since i just woke up. However it is far from any truth.
Well your hand doesn't count. Even though masturbation feels better.
This can be true. Sometimes fapping feels better than sex, but not all the time
Oh boy, a crab poster. Sure the waifu quality got higher since I last visited.
Took the bait.
>inb4 pretending to be retarded.
I'm talking about the masturbation part. 13 year old butts > hand/TENGA
Pls be at least thirteen fug :DDDDD
Who's this cutie?
Well I guess it wouldn't be the first time I had sex with a chinese trap.
Never said I was judging
>implying thats not making it better
Taking the bait would have been
>nuh uh nothing feels better than sex! Sex is the ultimate pleasure hurrrrrrr
You're just looking more retarded or extremely bored at this point.
It makes it better than a boy but not better than a girl. Traps are mid tier.
>wouldnt be the first time
Tell us more
As you can see the best waifu has just been claimed
Traps are actually higher then girls, at least in my opinion, but every has their own. Thats why its called an opinon, no?
I don't have pics, it was a drunk new years eve night.
Just someone I took home from a club in Korea. First gay experience and all, w/e.
Doesn't really change it for me, I'm still more into girls though.
I get off work, come home, and what the fuck has this thread turned into
>Your waifu is shit
They arent for me because not matter what they do they will never actually be a grill. That Being said i still find them overall attractive because of their femininity and would still fuck one.
Was "she" passable or dude in a dress?
Eh perhaps, we shall see.
I think you posted the wrong pic.
Not enough RP and "your cute" and "no u"?
Well, as someone who thought he was straight at the time, I could not tell until it was already too late to go back.
>at a vidya
Wew, also its a meme ya dip. Every waifu "is shit"
Very well then was it still fun?
i need the Tomoko version of pic related. one of the tomokofags have it on steam I think.
Yeah, probably. Never said Im straight, but Im sure as fuck not gay. Probably just a faggot
>no matter what they do they will never be a grill
thats the point m8
Its like you are implying it was anything but faggots befoe
Idk. Senjougahara is like 3rd or 2nd best girl in the series.
Oh man, oh man, oh man. Could you imagine?
Mass Effect had a poor ending and story.
No its not a meme you retard.
The meme is "you're wifu a shit".
Plus you still use retarded words that fucking Perez Hilton uses.
It was pretty fun and I'd do it again no homo. It'd have to be a damn passable cutie though.
Closest I got.
If you give me more time I can keep looking.
Tell us more, cause I`d call bullshit on that.
Not gay, I dont even jack off to gay porn, never did it for me. Also
Rood and fail.
>Implying I care a lot about that
You seem to have me confused with someone else.
But i like girls and girlyness
Yes yes i can
The autism in this post is real
Ive never done it but thats how i feel. Like they have to look all girl excluding the dick of course
I feel like I should know that...
As long as Nadeko isnt better then all is well.
You call bullshit on the fact that I banged a trap?
That's a first.
You're a real faggot, you know that?
It was pretty damn awkward, not gonna lie. Just that one difference made me really not know what to do at some points.
There are a lot more gay boys in this thread than just one new poster. A lot more gay boys.
Steam? Using that image? Nope, not me.
Would be interesting to see at least.