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Just arguing w gf over toilet seat up vs toilet seat down. I

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Just arguing w gf over toilet seat up vs toilet seat down. I said that if we both have to move it where we need it, it's fair to both of us. She says she never needs it up unless she's cleaning it so I should put it back where I found it. I said I'd just pee in the sink. She says that's gross and weird. I know lots of guys who pee in the sink. Is it weird?
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Just put the seat down you fucking retard
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this is stupid, we all know you don't have a girlfriend
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>>719736797
I think it's weird to pee in the sink.
I mean the toilet is at most feet away and urine has a habit of building up scum when dry.
I mean if you rinse the sink every time I guess it's whatever
But still just grab your dick to aim.
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>>719736797
You could sit down to pee, no need to aim and you are not stressing your prostate, reducing your risk of cancer in it.
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Put the lid down when you put the seat down. That way you can claim you're doing what she said, but that bitch still has to lift up the lid when she goes to shit or whatever.
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>>719736797
I had a bitchy roommate like that, and we shared a bathroom. Lease was in my name, and I'm an asshole. I finally got sick of the complaining and just unscrewed the toilet seat and left it on the floor leaning against the vanity. now we both had to move the seat when we needed it.
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>>719736932
lmao
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>>719736797
Here's a thought..

You could both just be fucking adults and deal with it.
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>>719736797
Tell her to go fuck herself if she can't deal with having to put the entire fucking toilet seat down
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>>719737069
haha
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>>719736932
For someone reason this made me laugh me ass off
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>>719737069
Hero
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>>719737081
What's the fun in that?
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>>719736797
pee in the sink its the only way plus its way easier and wastes less water
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>>719736797
You're right about the toilet seat, you're wrong about the sink. Of course it's unhygenic to pee somewhere other than the toilet
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>>719737041
standing up to piss stresses the prostate?
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>>719737356
When I pee in the toilet it has to fall farther, giving rogue droplets a greater chance of missing the mark. Hitting water can cause splashback. If I pee in the sink and rinse it out when I wash my hands, how is that less hygienic?
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>>719737356
You could argue that if you used the sink to both pee and wash your hands, washing the sink while you were at it, would make it the hygienic choice.
>>719737436
Well don't take me on my word on it, but yeah so far as I've read, standing up to pee stresses the prostate. But it might just be confirmation bias on my account because I'm a man who likes sitting down to pee.
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>>719736797

So then don't lift the seat and piss all over it, she might eventually get wise and start leaving it up. Gotta train the bitch at some point, faggot.
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>>719737556
put it this way: what would you rather drink out of? A toilet, or a sink that no one has peed in?
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>>719737588
>Sitting down to pee
>A man

Pick one
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Pissing in the sink is comfy as shit
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>>719737684
Sitting down to pee doesn't change my chromosomes.
Go "No true scotsman" someone else.
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>>719737655
I drink from my hands, what do you do? Fill the sink and stick your face in?
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>>719737849
It's current year, there's more to being a man than Y chromosomes
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Fuck girls they're the dirtiest animals I've came across. We were all sharing communal toilets in a dorm while on a white water rafting weekend. I swear some girls cannot possibly have backbones the size of some of them shits they were leaving for us to view the scruffy cunts. There's no way that toilet could deal with them in one flush. It was like they'd gave birth to a gorillas arm. The smell I refuse to remember I just know it was horrific. Tell your gf to fuck off OP you don't do nothing bitches say
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>>719737068
Do what this anon says. Petty spitefull shit like that is the best.
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>>719737878
Pooskin detected
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>>719737356
>Of course it's unhygenic to pee somewhere other than the toilet

A kitchen sink contains more harmful bacteria than the inside of a toilet bowl. Also how does sterile urine contaminate a bathroom sink?
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>>719737068
This. Did it for 4 days. Seat up or down wasn't a problem after that!
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>>719737999
Nice trips
Anon
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>>719736797
>Just arguing w gf over toilet seat up vs toilet seat down. I

Just put the fucking seat down asshole. Save the arguing for important things, like your dick in her butthole.
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>>719737655
As long as the tap isn't pissed on it's fine. Unless you drink from sinks like a punch bowl and you always fill it up and scoop out a glass. In which case it's less hygienic and you're a fucking weirdo
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Women are fucking lazy. What happened is she went in there and sat down without checking and the seat was up.
It's all power play bullshit. Men don't care if they have to lift it up or put it down, it's not a lot of effort at all.
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>>719737954
>implying.
I have a dick, a beard, a hairy body and a deep voice. If I fuck a chick who is ovulating, I might impregnate her. All of these things indicate that I am male. The only thing you've got against me is a preference of sitting down while peeing.
I stand up to pee if I'm out in nature, but in places with bathrooms I sit down, because it is comfier and I like being in rooms with no piss stains on the floor.
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>>719738154
That's actually what happened, she fell in
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>>719737068

Petty passive aggressive bullshit, show your dominance, piss all over her seat until she learns. Or be a faggot like this anon.
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Yeah it's kind of dumb how women think we should put it down for them when it takes as much effort to put it up as it does to put it down. I guess girls just arent used to checking before they sit down. But if you're getting sex then it's a pretty easy concession to make.
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>>719738244
>but in places with bathrooms I sit down
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>>719738410
That's just like, your opinion man.
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>>719738257
Yeah they're fucking lazy. How hard is it to look to see if it's down. I mean shit, they're too lazy to put the lid down when they flush.
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>>719738451
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>>719736797
Put the seat DOWN you heathen. It sprays piss and shit particulates when you flush with the lid up.

You leave your toothbrush on the sink? Yeah guess what gets covered in piss and shit particles.

Bro, I don't know you, but seriously, start caring about your health. This is SIMPLE stop being difficult. Change
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>>719738510
I'm pretty sure if you asked Bill Nye about his opinion on standing versus sitting while peeing, he'd say it came down to personal preference.
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>>719738512
You sure are dramatising the spraying. Also, we're talking about the seat, not the lid.
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>>719738512
I don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom for that reason. The bathroom is no place for a toothbrush
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>>719736932
This guy gets it.

op you are such a faggot.
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>>719738742
Oh fuck off, my thread is the most random thing to pop up in the last 2 years, go back to your banana thread
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Just tell her no.
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>>719736932
/thread
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>>719738614
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>>719739216
No u.
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Just piss with the seat down. Learn to aim kiddo.
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>>719739260
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>>719739334
I just stick the tip down in the water
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Make it a point to leave it up then dump her ass if she tells you to do it again. Feminazi's are nuttin but trouble mate.
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I always put the lid down. That way less germs are airborne from the flush.
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>>719739391
I ain't your buddy, pal.
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Women are fucking lazy. They grew up believing everything should be done for them. So do what I do and listen to them. Go ahead, put the seat back down. Feel good about it. Then proceed to rub her toothbrush on your taint every now and then. Cum in her conditioner. Get her makeup and give it a fucking hefty shake. Unplug her phone from the charger late at night.

Be the nicest possible man on the surface. Live for the silent laughs.
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Yes, it is weird. However, it is also very convenient and won't do any harm if you just clean it every time you use it, so really, who cares?
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>>719736797
Kek. I used same argument over my gf and also pee in a sink.
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>>719737684
I sit when I pee because when I stand, it goes anywhere but in the toilet.
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>>719739467
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>>719736797
If she cleans it let her do it. Be a man and just lift it and let it fall down after, especially in the middle of the night.
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>>719739684
Right, but I have a penis, which turns my piss into a stream that I can aim
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>>719739684

Micro penis...
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>>719739690
That is a pretty obscure Drawception image.
Did you go look for it because of my reply?
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>>719736797
she's right. do what she says.
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>>719739907

Spotted the feminist.
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>>719736797
I pee in the sink. A quick pee, a quick rinse out. It uses way less water. I just don't use any tooth paste that i drop in the sink
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>>719739774
So do I for now. And that shit's like a firehose shooting everywhere, and I try and hold it but when I do, the spray goes askew, or it shoots in all directions.
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>>719738019
#fakenews
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>>719739820
The issue isn't size, but strength.
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>>719738866
>my thread is so lel random xddd

fuck off faggot your thread is shit as your life, also your gf is non-existant, go back to hentai you fucking scum
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>>719740005
Now, I have noticed that the morning after sex or fapping sometimes I get 2 streams for a sec but then it goes away
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>>719736797
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>>719740072
Weak micro penis
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>>719740005
>So do I for now
>for now
Do you plan on cutting your dick off or something?
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>>719740124
>Jealous
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>seat left down
>"Oh no, I accidentally got some pee on an easily-cleaned surface. This occurrence will only happen to me."
>seat left up
>"Jesus fuck I just accidentally dunked my genital and anal orifices into waste water. Either one of us could make this mistake."
Grow the fuck up, stop being a child, and put the seat down.
>I said I'd just pee in the sink.
And get your piss mist all over the handles? The point of a sink is to CLEAN.

>>719737068
And why the fuck aren't you doing this anyway? Are you people saying you're actually leaving the cover up when flushing?
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>>719736797
Man up don't let her boss you OP, she'll dump your ass if you keep bending over like that
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Tell her that time is money, and that it takes extra time to put down or lift up a toilet seat and that you're the one paying the bills, so you taking extra time to do this shit means less money and that she can continue fighting this pointless fight if she wishes to find a new home.
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>>719739684
Peel your foreskin back.
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>>719740269
No, it's strong. Too strong for me.
>>719740280
Yeah. It's too strong, so I think I might just drop it.
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>>719736797
>Is it weird?

Yes, I however agree with you about the seat.
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>>719740375
You can do that?
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>>719740386
Relatively yeah. It's like an ant, I imagine. It's small and hopelessly weak compared to the size and strength of a human, but compared to the size of the ant itself, it has immense strength. So a micro penis that is strong is strong relative to a micro penis, but weak to a normal penis that men have.
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>>719740374
We both work
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>>719740374
that's the most childish argument you could have found out.
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>>719740669
thought of*
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>>719740550
Well my penis is at least 6 inches if that's anything. I think it'll just be easier if I just transition.
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>>719740648
But you make more money right?
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>>719736932
>>719737041
>>719737849
>>719738113
>>719738244
>>719738512
>>719738742
>>719739334
>>719739453
>>719740322

Dear lord, please give Trump the strength to deliver us from these mangina pussy faggots.
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>>719740738
Yeah that's pretty small, will def make the transition easy
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>>719740757
This is now a shitposting thread
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Put the seat down every time. That way, both of you have to move it to use it.

If she complains, throw her toothbrush in the toilet and say, "See, this wouldn't happen if the seat was down."
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>>719736797
>>719736797
I starteed peeing in the sink, at least 8 years ago.
I don't see the problem. you don't even waste water, because it gets clean while you are washing your hands. also pee is not "dirty".
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>>719741503
Not as it exits the body, bacteria grows quickly in it though.
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>>719741630
I'm pretty tall, it's easier for me to put my dick in the sink (dick level) than try to aim 2 meters down into the toilet.
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>>719736797
Well, how about this.
Peeing standing up is cleaner than peeing sitting down due to the pee being projected further down in the toilet than if sitting. This is given that you know how to aim your penis, of course.
However, research shows that older men should sit down to pee because they might not be able to get all the pee out if their bladders when standing up, causing them to pee more frequently.
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You're already compromising by putting the seat up first. Leave it down when you piss and show her how good she really has it.
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>>719736797
Just piss all over the seat. Then she either has to clean it or sit in cold urine.
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>>719740499
Yes if u can't u have phimosis
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>>719736797
Just piss in her hair. Girls love that. I started pissing in my gfs hair now she does absolutely anything I want without question.
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You put the fucking seat and lid down before you flush to prevent a storm of bacteria spreading out around your bathroom due to the air pressure when you flush
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>>719742458
Life is a storm of bacteria anon.
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>>719736797
When you pee you need it up
When you poo you need it down
When she pee she needs it down
When she poo she needs it down

3/4 cases has down as the favourable position.
Me and my gf have it all the way shut though, because if no one is happy everyones wins.
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>>719736797
>2017 and not knowing how to pee
>poopingpowertomaximum.jpg

Or you can just stand on the seat and try to pee in the toilet

A friend of mine won't turn on the bathroom light, something about pissing by radar and trying to piss on a cockroach.
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>>719738257
this
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>>719743059
I personally pee sitting in the day and standing at night, but my gf and I have a 2 year old so regardless who uses it the lid is closed after.

It's my break time during the day I like to relax and come online for a bit to read funny shit like this.
At night it's usually between games or just done quick to avoid making too much noise and waking someone.
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>>719736797
This is the only answer you need
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>>719736797
Does she swallow ?
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>>719737068
This is what I do
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>>719736797
Women are fucking stupid it takes as much effort to lift the fucking seat as it does to put it down. I had this same argument with my ex wife. My side of the argument was that I have never in my life not looked at a toilet BEFORE I went to sit down. I guess women don't look, they just sit...
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>>719743436
moar
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>>719743898
Sooner than you think
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>>719744052
kill yourself (me)
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>>719740757
I like how you guys think that because a millionaire real estate magnate is president, you will start "winning". are you also a millionaire?
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>>719737068
I did this for years just so that their entitled asses had to lift the seat. Then I bitched at them when they didn't put it down.
No I don't have a girlfriend, just lived with sisters growing up.
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>>719736797
>the sink
>not fucking tub/shower?
>make her bathe in your piss
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>>719740254
India*
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