Fluffy Thread?

No.

>>719723135
Yes

post smarties

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>>719723135
shitting intensifies

SCREEEEE

>>719723135
rip threads dreams

>Be a simple average Joe
>Working nightshift
>Hear about things called "fluffies" from co-worker
>Says that they are fun to fuck around with
>See a fluffy store selling them for 4.99 a foal
>Whythehellnot.png
>Walk into store and hear a fucking tidal wave of what sounds like little retarded children
>Walk up to desk
>"Hey is this where I can get a fluffy pony?"
>(Wait what, why the fuck did I ask something I already know the answer to?)
>"Uhh... Yeah."
>"Okay, can I see them so I can pick one out?"
>"Sure, follow me"
>Walk to a kennel filled out the ass with the little shits
>At the sight of me the things start saying shit such as "Nyu Daddeh?" or some shit (I was not paying attention as they all were talking at THE SAME FUCKING TIME)
>"I'll take... That uhh, red one with the wings"
>Buy the thing and some food,it cost around 12 buck plus tax (I bought a few pounds of the shit)
>Go back to my house
>Hear small whimpering and chirping
>"The fuck?"
>Open the box that I had the fluffy in
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>Shit literally everywhere in the box
>and in the middle of it was the red pegasus fluffy trying not to drown in it's own shit
>*Box used protect, But it failed!*
>The shit splatters everywhere, literally fucking GODDAMN EVERYWHERE
>I caught the foal just in the nick of time
>relief... For about a FUCKING SECOND
>I AM NOT LETTING THIS GODDAMN SHIT STAIN OFF THE FUCKING HOOK
>As gently as I can I lay it down on the table...
>FUCK
>I forgot that it was covered in shit...
> I go into the bathroom to strip down, shirt only though
>Go into bedroom to find my least favorite sock
>I'm pretty sure you can see where this is going
>I'm whipping it around like fucking nun-chucks
>I even slammed it onto the treadmill on the highest speed
>after I satiated my blood thirst I remembered how much I paid for the shitrat
>"Whatever, best way to spend Five bucks I'd say"
>Oh... Right... The fluffy food...
>Dammit

Cont?

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>>719725157
yes pls

>>719725157
>>719725478

>"I'll deal with that later, my main priority is cleaning this fucking house"
>Went back to entrance
>StenchOfAThousandDecayingBabyCarcasses.jpg
>I guess in my rage I didn't much care for the stench
>I'm gonna need help if I'm gonna to clean this up
>Call up co-worker
>"Yo, whats up?"
>"I need help cleaning up shit"
>"What?"
>"I got one of those fluffies you talked about, the only thing you didn't mention was that they are literally full of shit"
>"What happened to the fluffy?"
>"I killed it"
>"O-oh"
>"So can you help me?"
>"S-sure man just let me get some shit to help you understand fluffies first so it doesn't happen again"
>Whatever...
>I really don't want to talk about how awful the cleaning process was
>Long story short, we could both bathe in an acid bath and still not feel clean
>He showed me what to do and what not to do with fluffies
>Even handed me enough money to buy two of 'em incase I kill one again
>I thank him and head back to the fluffy shop
>"Yeah, I was here yesterday and sorta, accidentally, brutally murdered the foal I bought yesterday"
>"So your back for a new one?"
>"Yep"
>"Okay, follow me"
>Pick out a shy looking pegasus from the "Special Foals" box
>"That'll be 35.68"
>"Whaaat?"
>"You picked out a Fluffyshy, pretty much a rare foal, so they cost more"
>"Fine"
>Proceed to buy a fluffy... Again
>"Try not to kill this one"
>"Yeah, as if I'm killing something that's as much as my current clothing"
>on the way back to the car I notice the fluffy's whimpering
>Why is it whimpering?
>*Sigh* (can't believe I'm going to ask an animal this) "Are you okay?"
>*Eep!* "Scawy Munsta!"
>I'll just deal with this when I get home...

Continue?

>>719725677
Yeah man

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Who /fuckingSCREEEEE/ here?

>>719725677
>>719725989

>I arrive with the tiny fluffy foal in my arms
>It's still pretty damn scared
>How am I supposed to deal with this...
>oh right, fluffies pretty want spaghetti out the wazoo
>start boiling water as the foal gets a good feel of it's surroundings
>I forgot a goddamn litterbox
>Fuck
>I'll just get one as soon as the spaghetti's done
>Half an hour later I see the fluffy curled up in a ball, apparently sleeping
>pasta's done all I need are the sauce and meatballs
>I quickly slip out to get a litterbox
>Took me atleast 5 minutes at the most
> I come back to YET MORE SHIT
>GODDAMMIT
>"I really have no one to blame but myself and that fluffy"
>As luck would have it I bought a "sorry-stick" and found the fluffy
>I hit the things as gently as I could as to not kill it, repeatedly saying "Bad Fluffy!"
>Dammit...
>I introduce the fluffy to the litterbox saying that if it shits in there it wont get the sorry-stick
>It somehow understood (Hallelujah!)
>I go back to preparing the spaghetti
>As soon as I'm done the fluffy clearly notices there is spaghetti, but is still pretty fucking scared
>IHopeThisShitWorks.wav
>Lay down a bowl of the spaghetti just in front of the Fluffyshy
>That place must've not been feeding it well because she ate it in one sitting
>A tiny but audible belch came from it's tiny mouth
>I couldn't help but chuckle
>Obviously it was scared by it
>This fucking thing was always scared
>Time to try and pet the thing
>As I gently stroked the foal from it's head to it's tail, it slowly grew more comfortable with it
>finally...

I'll be back after I think up an ending

>>719726263
>enf

>>719723135
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>>719726406
take note of this, potential lurking newfags

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This fluffy lit

>>719726263
I need ideas for an ending

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>>719727410
friend comes over, abuses Fluffyshy, either protagonist flips out or enjoys the abuse. Up to you, man.

>>719727410
if it ends in anything less than a happy ending I will be disappointed.

>>719727410
"i am le fluffy face"
>le fluffy face makes me great hate
>destroy le fluffy face
"le big owwies"

>>719726263
>>719727573
Okay, okay, geez!

>Your Fluffyshy isn't as scared of you now as it was when you first took her home
>She still fears the sorry stick which is a good thing
>Which is why there are next to no messes in your house, besides the ones that YOU make of course
>Her favorite time of the day is laying on the couch with you watching TV
>Its pretty much the only stimulation with other fluffies that she gets
>That actually give you an idea
>It takes a while but you find the "other" special fluffies
>All in all, it costs around a hundred or so bucks
>You don't give a shit though, you've grown attached to your little Fluffyshy
>as you bring them to you house you see a man with a neckbeard staring at you, then the foals, and back at you
>He immediately starts requesting to buy them
>Naturally, you tell him to fuck off
>He gets angry and draws a novelty katana
>Thats when you laugh, and uppercut him
>Glad to see that self defense class paid off
>As good measurement you kick the fedora off his head
>You drive home eager to see the face on your little Fluffyshy
>She's a bit scared at first, after all it has been a month or two
>but you give her a pat on the head and tell her that they are her new friends that will make her feel less lonely while you're gone
>The idea seems like it pleased the fluffy, as it rushed toward the others, giving them all hugs
>1... 2... 3... 4... 5..., ass you count them you notice something strange, you hadn't realised it but the purple one had wings AND a horn
>that was a rare sight, even for your fluffy, who hesitated before even going near it
>But you quickly reassured her that it was a friend
>satisfied you packed up and let Fluffyshy show the ropes to the others
>When they got to the TV the others where astounded
>They hadn't seen a TV before
>so Fluffyshy used the "adapted for fluffies" remote you had gotten, since you weren't there all the time you couldn't really rely on fluffy logic to use the one made for humans

>>719729185
I sense we haven't seen the last of fedora man.

>>719729185
Dummeh fodorah munstah, gib him bigges' fo'evah sweepies!

I suspect NB will take a "if I can't have them then nobody can" attitude and kill them.

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>>719729185
I foresee the neckbeard coming back with a vengeance. Keep writing anon. This is very good so far

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While we wait for writer anon, would anyone like some French toast?

>>719730675
Yes, please.

>>719729185

>You left not that long after
>Feeling proud and happy
>Because your Fluffyshy is happy
>It's pretty much the closest thing you ever had to a child
>Hell, it certainly acts like one
>At 3 in the morning you stumbled across them all sleeping as a pile of fluff
>Suprisingly, all the bowls of fluffy-chow (sans Fluffyshy's) are still full
>You'd thought they'd be hungry, especially after the fact that you just got them at a fluffy store
>There's a lot of shit in the litterbox, which is a good thing
>But none of that matters right now, your too tired to even keep your eyes open for a while
>When you get in bed the mattress makes a creaking sound, alerting the fluffies
>Goddammit
>You didn't want to deal with this until AFTER you fell asleep
>They all rush you, squealing about how much they missed you
>You smile and ask them to get back to sleep
>They're a bit sad that you're dissmissing them so quickly, but they obey
>Next morning you do your daily routine: Coffee, Shit, Shower, Eat, Feed fluffies, and work out
>In the corner of your eye you spot something
>ITS A GODDAMN FEDORA
>Quickly you guess that it's that one dickhead who tried to buy all of 'em for not even half the price you paid
>That guy is so much of an idiot his fedora is still showing, as are the edges of his fat folds
>you decide to fuck with him, you grab your 20 gauge that you use for hunting ferals on your lawn and 2 buck shot shells
>You go out only to find he's not there
>must of ran off at the sight of the gun
>Obviously you laugh at the thought of him running
>You take a quick peek in the room and see that some of the fluffies are bullying the alicorn and a pink-maned one (You couldn't really see whick one it was)
>You overheard the conversation, which went a little something like this: "Dummeh munsta fwuffie, 'ou am nu gud as Dashie ow oddas"
>"Why awe 'ou beeing meanie to Twiwite?"
>"Shaddup, poopie Fwuffyshy, if 'ou hewp dummeh munsta den Fwuffydash gib 'ou wowstest owwies!"

Writer anon is dead. Going back to sleep.

>>719730828
Please add more when you have time.

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>>719730828
Oh hell naw. Fluffydash is a straight bitch. I was expecting Rarity to be the smarty but this is fine.

I will eagerly wait for your next post.

>>719730828

>>719730863
You are wrong, pal

>You heard enough of that shit and slammed the door open to confront the Fluffydash
>"O-oh D-daddeh am back... hew-"
>"Cut the shit, I know you where bullying the alicorn and Fluffyshy"
>"W-wat? D-d-dat am outwajous, daddeh"
>You know it-" *Crack*
>You wake up in your house to find a note from the neckbeard
>"You finally got what you deserve, and so have I!"
>"Yup, fluffies are gone"
>Well shit

I'm going to type in a shorter manner so I can push out this story with haste

>>719731451

>"Good thing I took a picture before leaving the fatass to rot"
>You check your phone, and there it is clear as day, the face of the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to steal from you"

>>719731451
Oh shit nigger.
Keep it up man. I'll just enjoy my toast while I wait.

Is everyone else just lurking?

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I'll keep it bumped in here

>>719731629

I have to continue this on phone because it seems my keyboard is too loud

>You decide to call up your co-worker as quickly as humanly possible
>you tell him to bring his pistol
>There's no way in hell that fat fuck isn't getting shot it the face
>You and your co-worker head to the fluffy shop where you got the others and show the picture to the clerk
>"Oh, him? Yeah, he lives around here, he applied for a job here but he obviously couldn't be hired"
>"Yeah thats great and all but WHERE THE HELL DOES HE LIVE?!"
>"A few blocks down from here and take a right, kewp going until you see the stop sign, it'll be the firat house on the left"

This is getting good!
You should be on the fluffybooru!

>>719732272
Thank you. Bumping a thread on your own is pretty boring. It doesn't help that I don't have much to contribute to these threads besides French toast and commentary.

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exuse the quality

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>>719732495
should i keep posting the apsperger daddeh?

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>>719732362
Make him suffer. It's fine if you take your time man. We don't have many other anons who like fluffy threads so we need to treat each other decently if we want these threads to thrive.

Worst thing about fluff's is there not real.

Read fluffy comics make the back of my ears tingle, its crazy, nothing stops them from tingling, no relief, and I cant get enough of fluffys. anyone else get something like that?

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>>719732674
last one thank fuck

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>>719732362
>mfw hes cum in rainbowfluff.

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>>719732362

>You guys arrive at that asshole's
>you knock on the door to find an old lady
answering
>"Hello?"
>"Yeah, we're looking for this fat piece of shit"
>"O-oh thats my son, what do you want from him?
>"Nothing really, only to shoot him the face"
>"I knew this day would come, which is why I prepared for it, please just be discreet"
>That was really weird, what did she mean "She prepared for it?"
>Thats not what matters though, you thank her and make your way down to the music, you already smell the year old cumrags, disgusting
>That boombox should make enough sound to cover the screams, the eag is to stuff in his mouth, the rusty hacksaw is for when the fun begins, and the best part? The song in the boombox is "Hip to be Square" on a loop

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>>719733051
"hip to be square"
Check 'em!

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>>719733171

Ok I'm not trying to be rude, but I honestly have never understood the point of these threads, do you guys get off to this or what?

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>>719733194 Fluffy ponies are like injustices. yadaydadya, can somebody help me with this?

>>719733194
some people do.

>>719733333
ALL HAIL QUINTS

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>>719733333
nic3 sam3 numb3rs fri3ndo

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>>719733051
This is gonna be good. Make it slow and painful the gun is only for the final shot.
>>719733300
I got you man.
>>719733194
I enjoy the abuse because I find the different crazy ways people think of to torture things fascinating. I was always fascinated by mid-evil torture devices so these thread pique my interests in multiple ways. It's also a bit of stress releif. Fluffies are stupid greedy creatures that can easily be used as a substitute for the people who we deal with who are dumb, lazy and just plain stupid. In a way they sorta embody some of the worst aspects of humanity.

There are people who come here to see torture and those who come here for cute creatures doing cute things.

I also come here to see Chocobo friend. I don't know why I just have taken a liking to him.

>>719733333
Shit bro grats.

>>719733051

>The stage is set, except for the fact that the room is full of posters of "Rainbow Dash"-clearly the inspiration for fluffydash
>We find him sitting in a chair furiously masturbating, but, something was wrong... OH GOD, I'M GONNA BE SICK
>He was using fluffydash as an "assistant" to his masturbation
>I AM NOT LETTING THIS GO ON FOR A SECOND LONGER
>We tie to the chair, and blast the music before he could squeal for help and stuffed the rag in his mouth
>"*Orgasmic sigh* Oh, this is gonna be good"
>I pick up the rusty hacksaw and proceed to saw off his ears, not before I savor the moment by dancing

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>>719732345

>>719732731
I really wish fluffys were real, I find myself fantasizing about how I would kick the shit out of them on a daily basis. I have an addiction.

BUUUUMP

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>>719734097

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>>719734129

>>719733694
chocobo asshole is not a bro.
Every days at every time, he post his shit here.And annoy lots of users.
if you want to see thèses shitty birds, create a thread with.

out of fluffy stuff, anybody else?

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>>719733333
Shiet was about to go to bed, come back and check the thread one last time for replies to that guys question and I got quints and didn't even notice.

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>>719733700
A good sledgehammer and a little inguinuity goes a long way. You would be surprised as to how much abuse the human body can endure. Just make sure to give the fat cunt time in between each blow so he can tell the difference between pain and a lack thereof.

I would personally suggest starting with the hands and feet. Grab a vice and crush the bones in them. Make sure to do them one at a time for maximum effect.

Then perhaps you could move on to more intense modes of torture. I would suggest minor lacerations all throughout the skin them placing him in a large container filled with honey and excrement (bonus points if it's fluffy shit). Leave him out in a field and make sure to feed him and give him water. If the infections don't kill him the insects and scavengers will.


>>719734241
We are all degenerates here. We can't stop him from posting so why should we bother getting mad? We can't get rid of him so we might as well embrace him.

>legit fluffy abuse thread

WTF...

JUST...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY inb4 newfag.

>>719734512
newfag

>>719734557
FAGGOT I SAID inb4 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME YOU newfag.

>>719733926
I know this feel. I'd probably just go on murder sprees and adopt any I could make money off of though.

>>719733700

>I enjoyed every single moment of the torture, the sawing off the ears, the breaking of his fingers using the butt of the gun, gouging out his eye with his "My Little Pony" spoon, all of it... Oh! and we "shaved" off that neckbeard for him too
>You should've seen his face as we beat him till we didn't need to have him tied to the chair, revenge was sweet and slow...
>(If you guys are wondering about the cops I had a third party bribe em) Those fluffies were traumatized, but real fucking happy to see me, I turned of the boombox off and took them home, suffice to say, Fluffydash did NOT act up at all after that, but to be safe, I installed Some camera's that I could moniter 24/7, so no worries there... "All in all, even as I'm rotting in this jail cell, if I had the chance I'd brutally murder him all the same, wouldn't you folks? Wouldn't, you?"

END OF PART 1

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>>719734631
newfag
>>719734594

>>719734712
thanks, i'm posting random images to keep this thread bumped

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>>719734814

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>>719734712
SHUT UP newfag. AND WELCOME TO 4CHAN.

I JUST TAUGHT YOU WHAT inb4 IS.

ENJOY YOUR STAY.

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>>719734682
You're just gonna leave us at this? I guess I can wait...I was hoping for some more in depth details of our protagonist's revenge but this is fine for now.
I expect great things from you anon.

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newfag

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>>719734932
>>719733926
I feel your feels

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>>719734932
I BET YOU TRIED TO REPLY TO ME newfag.
YOU DON'T EVEN know HOW TO REPLY TO ANONS.

LET ME TEACH TYOU SUM MOAR
>this is greentext

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>>719735033
taking and being this b8

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>>719735076
HAHA b8 YOUR USING /v/ MEMES newfag YOU ARENT WORTHY OF THIS /b/oard

LET ME TEACH YOU REAL /b/ MEMES LIKE ZA WARUDOOOOOOOO DESU DESU DESU.

>>719734926
Hear's all the details of the torture: gouged out eyes, sawing off ears, breaking fingers, castration, "shaving" of the neckbeard, slowly sliding a brand new, sharp, shiny blade in and out of the legs, finally cutting OFF said legs, thats all I can think of, but the sky's the limit

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>>719735192
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>719735220
It was good don't get me wrong. I was just hoping for it to be a bit more drawn out. I am probably just being picky.

If you plan on continuing with writing stories I would suggest that you look into some different torture tactics. The things we humans have done to one another are really amazing(not to mention sadistic).

>>719735624
Yeah, the torture WAS downplayed, sorry about that... I'll fix it later on in a different thread

I once saw an advert on a porno site for something called a "fuckfluff"
The picture showed a fluffy with a human vagina. It looked like it had a normal human vagina and it also had normal human tits. Instead of the usual udders.
And the site said that it had a special feature when fucked by a human.
Being intrigued snd single and needing something to stick my dick in i ordered one.
It arrived a werk later in a styrofoam cooler box that had dry ice inside.
At first i thought the damn thing had been shipped dead as a prank.
Whatever it was only 20 bucks.
Then i noticed an instruction manual.
It said to take the fluffy out and then cuddle it and warm it up with my own bodybheat and that it would gradually awaken and ask for its first fuck.
Ok kinda odd i thought.
So i followed the directions and stripped down then took out the fluffy and cuddled it.
A few minites later it was warming up and started to wiggle a bit snd blink.
After 10 minutes it opened its eyes and looked at me for a long moment before smiling with what looked like a human mouth, and then lisped (because it had no teeth so it could perform blowjobs)
"New fuk fwend?!" and then proceeded to roll over on its back and spread its legs presenting 36c boobs and a nice warm bald big labia meat curtained vagina.
The manual mentioned thst its sustenance was water and sperm.
And as long as you let it suck your dick or fucked it once daily and gave it plenty of water it would survive happily for a solid 5 years. They do not shit. Nor do they piss. All sperm and water intake is used to lubricate the vagina and produce aphrodesiac milk that will drive humans any human into a sexual frienzy.

>>719735839
It's fine man. I gonna head to bed. Have a nice night everyone.

>>719735839
human torture is decidedly boring

>>719735901
>So i followed the directions and stripped down then took out the fluffy and cuddled it.
and died from hypothermia

>>719735949
'Night

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>>719735901
>36c
the 36 = band length dude
thats one huge/fat fluff

>>719734682
Sans torture, how was my tale?

>>719726263
Not bad, but needs more dialogue from the fluffy; they are incredibly vocal, especially during 'training' (beating). A fluffyshy would be even more distraught over it because of character traits.

>>719730675
Can someone shoop some nicely caramelized gold colored fluffy foals onto this?

>>719732550
Yes please!

>>719735901
So i obliged the little fluffy snd fucked it.
It seemed to enjoy it snd moaned like a human woman in a porn video.
It felt like the resl thing to.
So i closed my eyes and fondled its boobs and fucked its pussy snd heard its moans and for a moment i forgot i was fucking a fluffy until i came and filled its pussy with more jizz thsn i have ever jizzed at one time.
I pulled out slowly. And looked at the fluffy.
"Gud feews fukfwiend?"
"Uuh yeah. Very good. Thankyou. Hey do you need a litterbox or food or anything? Spaghetti maybe?"
The fuckfluff make a disgusted face at the suggestion of spaghetti.
"Nu skettis is dummeh fwuffy foodie. Fuckfwiend fwuffy onwy need wawas an fuckfwiend spewm."
"Wow uh.. Ok. So i guess i just fed you?"
"Yus! Tummeh aw fuwl nao! Wan pway sex game?"
"What?"
"Isa game wew fukfwuff an fukfwiend pway hideguseek an wen wun find odda dey habe sex!"
"Kinda childish. I actually hsve other stuff to do now. Hey do you get pregnant?"
The fuckfluff just stopped cold snd didnt move.
Its eyes went blank and its irises widened completely and derped out as it then fell over not moving or msking a single sound not even breathing.
The damn thing keeled ovet snf died on me! Whst the fuck i was suppoed to get at least 5 years out of this thing.
Then its belly began to swell.
Slowly at first but it swelled and swelled until it looked like there was a whole other fuckfluff in it as its belly swelled it became more and more dessicated and corpselike thank god there wasnt any nasty decomposition juice.
Then it just cracked snd shattered like an eggshell and inside was another fuckfluff.

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>>719736565
wtf
...go on

>>719736862
>"Enfie Babbehs"

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>>719736996

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>>719737087
>719737087

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>>719736565
Tnhis one was slightly different tho.
It seemingly had humsn hands and was the size of a small child curled up into a tight ball.
I cautiously reached out to touch it snd its eyes opened at my touch.
It then looked at me for a long moment before exclaiming.
"BABIES!!"
And proceeded to leap up snd hug me with its small form.
Then immediatly complained that it was hungry.
I asked it what it wanted to eat and it asked to see my food stuffs
So i showed it the fridge.
It saw my fruit snd immediatly snatched up sn spple and devoured it. It then went back for the grapes and banannas and the rest of the fruit. It also ate every last vegetable in the fridge.
It was one hungry little freak of nature that was for sure.
By the time it had finished it had eated a solit 20 lbs of fruits and vegetables and had grown noticeably.
Before it had been the size of a toddler now it was the size of an average 8 year old.
It asked for more.
"Do you eat meat or only fruit and vegetables?
"Ahma vegitewiun."
It said casually as it sucked the last remnants of a peach off of its pitt.
"Ok. How much more do you think you need to eat?"
"DIIIIS MUCH!"
She exclaimed spreading her arms high and wide as wide as thsy would go.
This was not going to be cheap.
And so far foodwise had put me back quite a bit.
"Where did you come from? Why did your mother die and why did you grow out of her?"
"Who mummuh? Fukfwuff nu habe mummuh. Amnda same fukfwuff yoo fukt ewyer."
"You mean to tell me thst somehow you grew and entirely new body? How why!?"
"Afta yoo fukt me i den got pwegnut wif nu sewf an became nusewf wen yu ask bou bebbehs."
"Is that going to happen again if we have sex again?"
"I uhnowe."
I was a little disturbed by this but not too sutprised. Fluffies are genetic disasters afterall.
I resolved myself to go to the store snd get more food for this... Whatever it was.

>>719737865
I locked it in the fluffy safe room i had prepared for its predecessor.
And went to the store.
I got 100 lbs of fruit snd vegetables which put me back quite a bit but that was ok. All my bills were psid for the month. I then proceeded home to find the fuckfluff had grown to the size of an average 16 year old girl and had humanlike features save for her face and feet which were hoofed. Otherwise she looked like a human woman but with a little fine fur on her face and head and the lower parts of her legs where her feet were.
She had strangely perky yet slightly sagged DDD breasts and the most beautiful vagina i had ever seen.
Her body was completely hairless. Not evennpeach fuzz. Wherebas earlier it had been covered in the same fluff as its mother.
She saw the food and i could hear her stomsch growl in hunger. I didnt even bother prepping anything. Just sat down at the tabe with her snd put the trashcan next to her.
She ate voraciously but politely and cleanly. And aleays threw the rhind and unedible bits into the trash.
Her language and anunciation had also gotten better snd if i didnt look at her when she spoke she sounded like a normal human girl.
It was odd. The more she grew the more human she looked.
"Is this normal for s fuckfluff?"
"Yes of course honey! Look dont be freaked out ok? When you read the manual how far did you get?"
"The waking up and first sex part."
"You didnt read further!? Well lucky you we are all preprogramed with all the info.
Ok so lemme give you the rundown: fuckfluffs are a new breed of breedable fluffy...

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>>719738584
no

>>719738584
Go on...

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>>719739657
go to hell

>>719739876
:l

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>>719740120

What the fuck is this? Not a newfag but have always avoided these cancerous threads. Do you cunts actually get off to this stuff?

>>719740544
newfag

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>>719740544
all you need to know

>>719736568
Dummeh mummah, get bakey sweepies.

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>>719742401
Stoner fluffy

I want him

Smokin weed tg

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>>719744569
Nice dancie babbeh there.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on8fq6pL_5k

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