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You fucking neckbeards ain't got shit on me. I'm a

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You fucking neckbeards ain't got shit on me. I'm a fucking Marine. I fuck more bitches in one day than you faggets fuck in a year. You 4chan MODS are nothing but useless twerps. You live in mommies basement, and allow shota threads, loli threads, trap threads, etc. What's it like being a weak pussy ass fake piece of shit whose only job in life is to feel important over a shit posting board? Fucking pathetic. While you fat fucks are eating twinkies, I'm fighting wars and kicking in teeth. Never forget, compared to me, you're all low rent plebs. You bitches can talk all the trash you want to, but we all know you'd never talk shit to my face. Fuckwads.

pic related: it's me
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paster pasta pasti pasty
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>>719658124
This isn't pasta. Google search it. You fucking pussy. That's OC. And it's the fucking truth. Deal with it.
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>>719657989
Actual marine here. What rank are you? where were you stationed? i'd gladly tear your shitposting ass up.
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>>719657989
Why do all fit guys look gay?
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>>719659478
Look at that. An other internet tough guy. You wouldn't do shit. You little fagget. And you know it. Now GTO my thread bitch.
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>>719659478
Also, I'm E-7, Gunnery Sergeant = GySgt

And I'd crush you.
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I have one woman, I have sex 365 days a year 730 times a year. How dose it feel to know you will never have true love fag.
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>>719659597
Probably because they are, that's why they spend so much time in a confined area with other gay men and smell sweaty ball sacks just to get compliments from other "bros"
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>>719659599
check'd

you're the cum guzzling gutter cunt who attacked us. look at the tough guy haha
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>>719659816
It's ok. We both know you're a little bitch who'd never talk shit to my face. Lol
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>>719657989
Bet you think you are protecting our freedom too.
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>>719657989
too bad roids can't fix that faggoty-ass face
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>>719659743
I'd rather fuck random hot bitches, than fall in love and have to fuck some ugly ass fat bitch like you everyday. Fucking disgusting. Of course, I bet you're really a virgin.
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>>719660459
I fight overseas to keep our enemies at bay. I don't expect a liberal fagget like you to understand. Go put your head back in the dirt, little guy.
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>Search for shota
>This cancer pops up

please post shota anons
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>>719659720
more like GaySgt, amirite?
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>>719657989
A marine huh? Get shot.
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you irl
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OP keeps shutting you cucks down, bad. He fires back, and you fucks take off running. What a bunch of pussies.
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>>719661143
Nope. Nice try though fagget. Lol
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This thread needs more loli!
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>>719660291
Gtfo you Pog fuck. You're at most a Cpl with no CAR or campaign ribbons. You obviously are not pulling any pussy since you're here looking for attention. Maybe you could find some cunt next to a barbershop you fucking nasty boot bitch.
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>>719657989
no real Marine has the time to be constantly fucking a bunch of bitches, or to be hanging out on /b/. They're either training, deploying, or drinking and fighting
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>>719659478
Still waiting on that rank etc....
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>>719660291
give me an address
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>>719661397
>triggered

It's ok, little girl. I understand why you're jelly.
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>>719661417
Not true at all. Shows how much you don't know.
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>>719661513
Where did this shota's penis go
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>>719661552
>being this dumb

Post my address on 4chan? How fucking stupid are you? Lmao. Wow. You think you're tough, post yours. Otherwise GTFO
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>>719661246
This
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I've literally bulled for two built as fuck cuckold Marines. I don't know if most of you guys are just extremely insecure or what, but I've seen a correlation in my research.
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>>719657989

Good body, but a face like goofy on laughing gas...
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>>719661736
Hey big guy, let's get a timestamp pic of your huge muscular bod. You know...the one currently becoming one being with your chair due to feces and piss build up forming one new, all powerful tardlord
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>>719661934
This.
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>>719661934
TS your dick. Don't ask for a TS unless you're willing to do the same. Fagget.
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>>719657989
Give me an Address, date and time, faggot. I'll be there to beat your fucking ass. Promptly with no questions asked. You're nothing but a gym rat poser who will shit himself the minute a real man bucks at him.

Get back to sucking guys off in the locker room. That's literally all you're good for.
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>>719661889
that's not english
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>>719657989
Am I supposed to care?
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>>719662081
Pfffff just stop ignoring anons and do as they ask you to. You ain't the first faggot to join Marine and have a muscled body.
Just give us a timestap pussy
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>>719661736
9 High st newton nj 07860

c'mon baitfag. you want my friends houses too? maybe some of my haunts were I can be found?
I ain't afraid of shit.
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>>719662321
Where's the best place to fuck you?
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>>719662321
>not your address
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>>719662368
>>719662228
>>719661627
>>719661513
>>719661346
OP
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>>719661736
You fucking retard. It doesn't have to be your home. Just a public park. I'll come fuck you up quickly.

I forget how stupid most marines are.
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>>719662081
Oh cmon by that first pic of "you" you seem to love showing off them gains. What you get gun shy? I'm happy we have such a brave man defending us bahahah stupid cunt
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>>719662609
FARNY STATE PARK
1304 Sloatsburg Road
Ringwood, New Jersey 07456-1799

Be there at 8PM, bitch.
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>>719662321
Thanks for the address. You'll never see me coming. I'll shoot you in the back of the head, and go about my business. Later dumbass. Hahahaha
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>>719662427
fuck me? or fuck me up?

the bar in town, O'rielly's pub. I'm a poor fag and go there around 8 Thursdays cause drinks are $1. there's a bunch of hipsters there that hang around the far right if you're facing the bar. But I'm not one of them, I usually sit in the corner to the right after the jukebox(it's one of those new shits with an app). if I ain't there ask for Katrina, she basically lives there, she can get a hold of.me.
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>>719662860
At 8:03, you'll be my bitch. I'm gonna fuck you up. See you there.
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>>719663110
Lol. All talk and no follow through.
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>>719662445
I'm sorry? how do you figure? cause I didn't provide an apartment? there used to be 3, but 2 were gutted and joined and the lowest is used as storage for the land lord. so now there's just 1 address.
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>>719662975
sure sure. I'm quivering.
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You have tits
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>>719663303
What? It's not 8 yet? Holy shit jar heads are beyond stupid.
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>>719662860
I'm>>719662321

you go to the Botanical Gardens much? I usually go once a year. I try to catch a different bloom each time.
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>>719663363
So you live in a dump? Figures. Lol. Jersey nothing but a giant trash dump anyways. It's the asshole of America.
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>>719663698
Gay
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>>719662975
you want to attack someone from behind and with a weapon
you're the most pathetic shit in here
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>>719663536
I'm
>>719663698
>>719663491
>>719663363
>>719663079
>>719662321
>>719661552
and I literally don't give a fuck. I didn't even know the fake marine posted an "address". I thought I was replying to another guy.
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>>719663889
The point it to win. Not lose. You fucking idiot. That's like calling a Navy Seal a pussy because they use guns, and sneak up on their enemies.

Fuck you're an idiot. What's it like being a no nothing, useless virgin?
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>>719657989
You joined the marines. That alone makes you a fucking retard. Besides, what bitches do you fuck while you out "fighting wars?" Nasty as jihadi bitches? Ya, you belong in the marines. Keep playing pretend war hero, it will pay off one day, faggot
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>>719664151
you bring a weapon to a fistfight and feel cool about it, you're scum, worthless, no honor

that navy seal comparrison was bullshit btw you idiot
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>>719663879
I really don't care. and if you're bait marine then I guess it's not anywhere near where you live. that's a fucking shame.

I figured as much. that state park doesn't encompass that address, and you wont catch anybody in the tristate area using more then a 5 digit zip. confirmed for searched on internet
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>>719664356
Who said it was a fist fight? This is to the death. You dumbass. This isn't the UFC. This is real life. You think I'm going to get in to a fist fight in the middle of the street with some chump I don't even know? Absolutely not. I'll stalk the house. And wait for the right time. Then Bang! It's over. And I won. You're a special kind of stupid. lol
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>>719657989
OK.. 1) that's not your picture -- let's see one with you in uniform. 2) You're probably about 300 lbs and living in your mom's basement with your right hand permanently affixed to your dick; 3) if all you say is true, why are you here? You're a waste of space.
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>>719664632
pathetic
scum
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>>719664385
I got the address off the internet. Yes. Because I don't keep a personal record of park addresses on me. Fuck sake. The stupid on this thread is amazing. Anyways, if you're not there tonight, I understand. You're a pussy.
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>>719664689
Eat shit fagget.
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>>719664706
Don't matter. Someone's going to die at that address. So I hope you're happy. Lol
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>>719657989
I can only assume your penis is fucking massive which is why you feel the need to post things like that. Out of interest hows your mother? Is dad still beating her up when he comes home drunk?
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>>719657989
Nice fucking haircut gunny phahahahaha, fucking faggots who are in the military who feel the need to shitpost are lower than my fucking boots who police call my cigarette butts every morning
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>>719664890
Nope. Dad never hit here. They're still married. And he retired from the Air Force. Not everyone's family is as pathetic as yours.
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>>719664903
Won't say that to my face though.
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>>719657989
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>>719665012
Lol wAt
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>>719665203
can you not read? are you that fucking dumb?
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>>719657989
>I fuck more bitches in one day than you faggets fuck in a year.


look here fagward
when i lay pipe its at most every 36/48 hours, the thing is that when lay pipe it gets done like nobodies business i last for well over 45 minutes before going soft and well over 90 minutes altogether after a short 2-3-4minute intermission when eating pussy.


so when you say you fuck more bitches in a day i'm left laughing honestly.
your ability must only add up to unsatisfactory and nowhere near the madman stamina i deliver regularly sorry chumpet you have nothing to be bragging about in terms of laying pipe whether these neckbeards are rather lame since your honestly not hot shit


srry bud this is true
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>>719664689
OP shut your ass up real quick. Kek
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>>719664632
Over some petty words. You are the biggest triggered faggot in here.
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>>719664784
am I going to the park or the address? they're a pretty good distance away from each other. about 4 minutes. hard to be in both places.but wait, aren't you just going to kill me when I leave my house anyway?
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>>719664706
No. You're just stupid.
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>>719665012
Il be waiting for the knock on my door at 0430 for you to scuz my catwalk boot bitch
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>>719664969
Your dad never hit "here". I guess the "marines" didn't teach you to spell then. Did all the other caravans deprive yours if the special learning book?
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>>719665468
Lmao. Ok fagget.
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>>719665348
I can read...i just couldnt understand why you went with the response of an 8yr old fat ginger trying to seem tough via the FUCKING INTERNET.
Jesus cuntfucking Christ you're special kind of...well special
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>>719665375
you're a nigger, right?
only nigger talk like that
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>>719665510
You assume I can spell because of a clear typo? Fuck you're weak. Lmao. Nice try though.
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>>719657989
nice wanking arm
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>>719665537
Again, you'll talk shit over 4chan. But you'd never do it to my face. Fag boi.
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>>719665617
No...he assumed you CAN'T spell...
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>>719665617
*Can't. Look let's make this easy. Send me all your messages before you post them and I'll spell check them for you.
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>>719665706
And you're doing, I'll say again....
wAt?
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>>719665466
get off the internet before your mom finds out
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>>719665375
Keep telling yourself that. You little neckbeard. Lol. Virgin detected.
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You're a fucking BOOT. Hey "Thanks for your service". Guess what bitch. No one fucking gives a damn. You're the type of fuck who stays in and ruins the Marine Corps with your fucking cancer you god damn autist. Go back to your office you POG bitch.
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>>719665735
Gotta do our part for the troops, i salute you sir
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>>719665721
His mother would have corrected if for him but her mouth was full of cock so couldn't speak.
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So much faggotry!
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>>719665875
* said with knife hand*
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>>719665721
Again, obvious typo. You clearly have no real ammo. Lol. Weak.
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>>719665882
His dad was just preparing him to be man he is today. Long and hard training days, gruesome regiments, i bet he can hold his breath a long time tho
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>>719665525
Im gonna send my boots to come haze you
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>>719665425
ah fuck. 40 minutes. I meant 40.
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>>719665735
That's it. Pretend people can't spell due to obvious typos. Fucking moron. Lol. Stop trying so hard.
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>>719665983
I have real ammo...I also have the ability to fucking spell. It's like I'm 2 for 2 or something...
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it's cool the marines don't test for steroids
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>>719665983
Though I bet you can suck a mean dick... guess you beat me there>>719665983
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>>719657989
Thank you for your service
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>>719666129
You e never made a typo? Because with both know you have. So STFU, little guy. Lol
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>>719665867
Im a pipe laying fool baby satisfaction guaranteed

Virgin detected my ass

Ill repeat im a pipe laying fool and considered myself blessed
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>>719657989
You're just a fat, bored, neckbeards that's looking for something to do between furry fapping aren't you..?
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>>719666095
Sadly I don't have to try to tear someone this thick apart. Correction granted though. His spelling might be amazing but his ability to read his own posts is about as talented as an autistic monkey baking an angel cake that causes the fucking house to burn down.
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>>719666333
I'll have you know I'm chunky 165lbs sir!
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>>719666333
I don't need to take the piss out of this. The typos display the level of supertard
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>>719666333
If you could read...
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>>719666386
Do you mean furry like a cat might be or fury as in anger? Just checking.
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>>719666661
Man he had such a nice roll tho
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>>719666481
So what do you do in life that makes you superior?
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>>719666776
Like a super adorable kitty DUH
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>>719666661
Typos are spelling mistakes everyone makes. Dumbass. The best spellers in the world have typos too. Fuck you're dumb. Lol
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>>719666972
You realize that's why they let you preview your message before you post it right....?
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>>719666844
I have the ability to read, write and punctuate. Let me know if you don't understand any of those words.
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>>719666972
*Make. They make typos too.
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>>719667044
Trying this hard in a pathetic attempt to feel superior. Lmao. Classic.
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>>719667171
"everyone make"? No. that's not proper grammar. It's correct as is, "everyone makes". Not "make". Learn to English, you fucking retard.
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>>719667178
Incase you haven't read previous posts I'll repeat, I'm really not trying. I'm being handed the shit on a plate.
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>>719667340
Keep telling yourself that Nancy.
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>>719667302
I agree however the correction was based on the sentence using the singular in which case, I'm correct.
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>>719667548
Holy shit you're fucking stupid. You're so dumb, you're oblivious to how dumb you are. That's classic. Lol
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Me again. You fags ain't got nothing on this Marine. It's funny how angry you mundanes are getting. Lmao
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>>719667903
Yeah this is not you confirmed...or you would have TS to prove your point. I mean you're on fucking 4chan and you act like a TS is something only losers do. Where it's actually just an easy simple way to prove a point.
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>>719667903
Mmm you got a boyfran? I aint too late am I? You got a pretty face. Cute lips. That wide eye look of "oh MY, that's bigger than I thought it would be!!!"
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Mason Eddinger
Be careful posting your pics and talking shit. Reverse image search is a bitch.
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k
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>>719668383
Kekaroony
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Hahaha what a fucking loser either way you're posting this shit on a anonymous website. So tough mang. Your dick must be monstrous and all those "women" you "fucked" must be begging you daily for more.

0/10 reddit tier bait.
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>>719668504
STFU fagget.
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>>719669259
faggot*
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>>719658606
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>>719667903
Timestamp?
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>>719657989
I may have nothing on your rippling pectorals, however I will still make you my bitch.
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>>719671049
Ok. Keep telling yourself that. Fag boi.
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>>719671346
Who said I was boi ;)
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>>719664356
Fair fights are for dumbasses nigger. Any real Marine would know that.
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>>719672404
TS or GTO
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>>719672699
Checked

>this
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>>719657989
who gives a shit that you love fucking Marines. Get a life you fucking waste of oxygen
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>>719657989
I would destroy this faggot in the pic.
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>>719673085
I am a Marine. You dumbass. And while your jacking off to shota, I'm fighting wars for your freedom. You fucking skank.
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>>719673298
No you wouldn't.
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>>719673362
Yes. Your craving of attention puts you in the category of women and therefore have a weak mindset. Besides everyone knows marines are fucking weak. Most can barely read. That's why the asvab scores are so fucking low.
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