Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>719641874
wew
Claim :o
>>719641335
>Try my luck at something
Stop being so mysterious!
I haven't done anything notable yet.
>>719641414
Oh I see.
>>719641932
>>719642095
That's not what it's called
>>719642154
what did you change it too -_-
>>719642203
I didn't change it, I never did -_-
It's whatever the file was called when Makoto uploaded it to the chanxd
>>719641953
Fucking tool.
>>719641933
>>719642290
That one.
Hey Scarf, here's one for you
>>719642429
how tall is alice meant to be -_-
>>719642015
Pretty eyes.
>>719642290
Hmm?
>>719642429
Beautiful! My collection just got much cuter.
>>719642505
She does look a bit too tall in that image, but I figured scarf-anon might want it
She's got the physical body of a girl around the age of 13-15
>>719642592
Not meant for you. Disregard that.
>>719642505
About tree fitty
>>719641933
And stop parading that around like you're a fucking martyr, maybe if you didn't act like a retard I wouldn't have to call you one, because I'm fairly certain you know what you do is fucking retarded yet you do it anyway.
still here
>>719642764
looks like 18 in the manga
>>719643320
wat
Hey
>>719643445
dash underscore dash
>>719643561
-_-
>>719642764
>She's got the physical body of a girl around the age of 13-15
>13-15
>I wonder what target audience they were going for
Night, bed time for me
>>719643721
(You)
>>719643794
it's 11am :o
>>719643794
Goodnight crab pilot.
>>719643835
10:16 PM here friendo.
>>719643909
Not a pilot now, perhaps one day. Bye scarf.
>>719641953
I don't think I am mysterious, I'm just going to try cross dressing in public.
It might be a much needed pick-me-up.
>>719644256
post pics :o
>>719644256
I don't know if that was supposed to make me less curious, but now it's much worse :(
Good luck with that and I hope it does make you feel better.
>>719643799
2trve
heil hitler
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Claim
>>719647070
Forgot pic
>>719647070
>>719647120
you're a dingus :o
>>719647327
I'm tired -_-
Claiming bestsnek
>>719647447
after sleeping 16 hours? :o
:emoji:
Claiming Bird MILF
>>719647508
16 hours? That's a long time :o
カラミチーマス
>>719647798
you usually sleep all day -_-
do you even have 100+ pictures of tomoyoyo? :o
>>719647871
Take off the 100 and this is how many i have -_-
>>719647871
>>719648011
imposter -_-
>>719648035
why you lying about your pics? :o
Reimu claimed.
>>719647190
She's pretty great but how can she be your waifu after only 3 episodes? You're not one of those sinners who gets a new waifu every season, are you?
>>719648035
-_-
>>719648106
-_-
>>719648423
let's stream later? :o
I'm gonna eat breakfast first
>>719648492
Ok
>>719648614
yay! ^-^
I'll message you on discord :o
>>719648678
Ok
So i guess i should open Discord then? :o
-wanders out with his blue blanket and looks around-
>>719648763
-_- x 100 fake
yes :o
>>719648794
I want to fuck you up
>>719648800
What if i don't want to? :o
>>719648916
is it that hard to just have another tab open?
too much work for you if it's for me :(
>>719648794
Oh hey there anon!
>>719649036
-_-
Ok -_-
>>719648853
-shrinks back and looks around for friends-
>>719649039
-leans against you and huffs-
>>719649239
You alright? Ah, I forgot your name again... It reminded me of the color blue for some reason though
>>719649325
-is Sonata Blue-
>>719649500
Oh yeah, Sonata Blue! Why did you choose that name?
>>719649814
-squeaks-
>>719649895
Pussy pls
>>719641874
The new Gorillaz single is out but it was boring. Also the video had no Noods.
Hope the new album itself is better and we get more Noods soon enough.
>>719647190
>>719649976
>>719649913
I have no idea what you mean with that
>>719650135
mmmh, that sounds nice. What's the new single called? Can you link it?
>>719650553
Fuck the pussy
>>719650655
v.v
>>719650730
>>719651154
WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE
>>719650655
"Hallelujah Money"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUrpPvU1_4
It's been what, 6 years? Expected something more energetic and catchy.
>>719651055
Don't want to talk about it?
>>719651373
It sounds nice... but yeah, I also expected something else.
Bump
>>719654792
>>719654828
Hi, thread.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_BbbrHMRU
>>719654977
>>719655011
>>719655103
>>719651639
Literally who cares
>>719655183
>>719655341
post ur waifu
>>719658181
o: ?
https://youtu.be/ZUkifhxwofo
>>719658607
do you wish that was you?
>>719658607
How did it go?
>>719659270
Butterflies in my stomach.
>>719658965
Gay
>>719658965
10/10 would steal panties with pickpocket
>>719659457
Did you achieve what you set out for?
>>719660575
Indeed, but I was more than just a bit anxious the whole time. I think it was expected though.
I didn't prolong its end, I just had a few quid's worth of drinks and tried to keep a low profile.
I should mention I went to a bar, just to get myself familiar.
>>719661194
what age are you?
>>719661194
Do tell Rei, this sounds like fun.
>>719661480
>>719661419
Also I wore girl's clothing like a fag.
>>719661480
i was expecting you to be like 19 :o
>>719661583
i know you slut -_-
>>719661583
That's fucking homo as shit you faggot.
But what do I care, you do you boo boo.
>>719661194
That's pretty cool!
Are you gonna do it again anytime soon?
>>719661666
>slut
:o
In that context 3 years are not a terrible amount of time.
>>719661702
I do happen to be one, yes.
I don't exactly need acceptance but I'd be remiss if I didn't appreciate it.
>>719661494
Nothing much happened, I don't think that anybody caught wind of me though, so I think of that a good development.
>>719662038
I want to try and do it regularly from now on, maybe once per week, Friday or Saturday preferably.
It was cool, I'd even implore you to do the same.
>>719662481
How was it cool?
Were you nervous when you wore the girls clothing?
Did you notice anyone looking at you strange?
Just ordered drinks and then left?
>>719662481
Sounds like a blast, but I don't think I'd have the guts to do that.
You must be looking very good in order to be incognito like that.
>>719662481
not denying being a slut :o
was that your first time doing it in public?
>>719662720
It's actually surprisingly not hard to do it incognito. Turns out if you act confident enough and it doesn't stick out super hard then people don't tend to care.
>>719662650
A couple of people did look at me funny, but nothing happened beyond that, I'd rather that than anything else, even if I was hoping for more.
Ordered drinks, drank for a bit, and then left, tried to keep a low profile like most times, of course.
Not really nervous, until I walked outside, it was sort of a nice feeling, like a surge of dopamine.
And sure it my have ended unceremoniously and rather quickly, but I think it's a decent first step.
>>719662720
>blast
Naw, that comes later.
I wear a pair of glasses that helps make my face look more girly, but my voice tends to be a sore spot. No wig, just curly hair. And it's easier when people are not really looking for it.
>>719662737
I can't lie like that.
First-ish, I have had some brief experience with it.
It was cold though ;-;
>>719663918
you should have took a scarf :o
>>719663918
Yeah I was wondering if talking gave it away too much.
Let's hope for weekly blasts then!
>>719663787
But what about when you start interacting with people?
>>719663918
So the plan is to do it often enough to get known in the bar, eventually get talked up and then get laid like the slut you want to be?
>>719663787
Hey there Anya!
>>719664323
Dude I have a pretty damn manly voice and people still just shrug it off for me. Either they don't notice, or more likely they don't care because the rest of me makes them want to read me a certain way. Or they're just nice people.
>>719664362
Heya! How's it going?
>>719661702
Go away, and take your little dysfunctional family issues with you.
>>719664362
I actually hadn't figured out what a long term plan would look like.
I can be a little short sided like that sometimes, but there was little consequence.
I will say the ultimate goal, as is with everything, is getting to lay in bed with someone for the night.
Catching the AIDS is secondary.
>>719664323
It didn't give it away, my usual accent did conceal it somewhat in any case.
The barman didn't seem to notice though, so I take that as a win.
>>719664118
Not untrue. I should have taken him with me.
For company.
>>719664553
Eh, it's okay.
I was at the therapist today, sadly she... I don't know, I don't think I can work with her and stuff.
Also, I got a new experience regarding eating today which made me go a bit... let's just say not good.
>>719664935
Pokémon with STD it is now!
But no, really, how about going there on a regular basis until someone is getting interested at this new... regular customer?
Might get you laid. Or you might find a new friend, dunno
>>719664935
you mean her? :o
scarf-chan is a cute loli
>>719664553
That's nice. I'd be scared to bump into someone really mean.
>>719664935
So you have a naturally softer voice? That's sweet.
That's a nice win, I hope it makes you feel better.
I groove'd
I lose'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk