Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Try my luck at something
Stop being so mysterious!
I haven't done anything notable yet.
Oh I see.
Beautiful! My collection just got much cuter.
And stop parading that around like you're a fucking martyr, maybe if you didn't act like a retard I wouldn't have to call you one, because I'm fairly certain you know what you do is fucking retarded yet you do it anyway.
10:16 PM here friendo.
Not a pilot now, perhaps one day. Bye scarf.
I don't think I am mysterious, I'm just going to try cross dressing in public.
It might be a much needed pick-me-up.
I don't know if that was supposed to make me less curious, but now it's much worse :(
Good luck with that and I hope it does make you feel better.
16 hours? That's a long time :o
Take off the 100 and this is how many i have -_-
She's pretty great but how can she be your waifu after only 3 episodes? You're not one of those sinners who gets a new waifu every season, are you?
So i guess i should open Discord then? :o
What if i don't want to? :o
You alright? Ah, I forgot your name again... It reminded me of the color blue for some reason though
Oh yeah, Sonata Blue! Why did you choose that name?
The new Gorillaz single is out but it was boring. Also the video had no Noods.
Hope the new album itself is better and we get more Noods soon enough.
I have no idea what you mean with that
mmmh, that sounds nice. What's the new single called? Can you link it?
It's been what, 6 years? Expected something more energetic and catchy.
Don't want to talk about it?
It sounds nice... but yeah, I also expected something else.
10/10 would steal panties with pickpocket
Did you achieve what you set out for?
Indeed, but I was more than just a bit anxious the whole time. I think it was expected though.
I didn't prolong its end, I just had a few quid's worth of drinks and tried to keep a low profile.
I should mention I went to a bar, just to get myself familiar.
That's fucking homo as shit you faggot.
But what do I care, you do you boo boo.
That's pretty cool!
Are you gonna do it again anytime soon?
In that context 3 years are not a terrible amount of time.
I do happen to be one, yes.
I don't exactly need acceptance but I'd be remiss if I didn't appreciate it.
Nothing much happened, I don't think that anybody caught wind of me though, so I think of that a good development.
I want to try and do it regularly from now on, maybe once per week, Friday or Saturday preferably.
It was cool, I'd even implore you to do the same.
How was it cool?
Were you nervous when you wore the girls clothing?
Did you notice anyone looking at you strange?
Just ordered drinks and then left?
Sounds like a blast, but I don't think I'd have the guts to do that.
You must be looking very good in order to be incognito like that.
It's actually surprisingly not hard to do it incognito. Turns out if you act confident enough and it doesn't stick out super hard then people don't tend to care.
A couple of people did look at me funny, but nothing happened beyond that, I'd rather that than anything else, even if I was hoping for more.
Ordered drinks, drank for a bit, and then left, tried to keep a low profile like most times, of course.
Not really nervous, until I walked outside, it was sort of a nice feeling, like a surge of dopamine.
And sure it my have ended unceremoniously and rather quickly, but I think it's a decent first step.
Naw, that comes later.
I wear a pair of glasses that helps make my face look more girly, but my voice tends to be a sore spot. No wig, just curly hair. And it's easier when people are not really looking for it.
I can't lie like that.
First-ish, I have had some brief experience with it.
It was cold though ;-;
Yeah I was wondering if talking gave it away too much.
Let's hope for weekly blasts then!
But what about when you start interacting with people?
So the plan is to do it often enough to get known in the bar, eventually get talked up and then get laid like the slut you want to be?
Hey there Anya!
Dude I have a pretty damn manly voice and people still just shrug it off for me. Either they don't notice, or more likely they don't care because the rest of me makes them want to read me a certain way. Or they're just nice people.
Heya! How's it going?
Go away, and take your little dysfunctional family issues with you.
I actually hadn't figured out what a long term plan would look like.
I can be a little short sided like that sometimes, but there was little consequence.
I will say the ultimate goal, as is with everything, is getting to lay in bed with someone for the night.
Catching the AIDS is secondary.
It didn't give it away, my usual accent did conceal it somewhat in any case.
The barman didn't seem to notice though, so I take that as a win.
Not untrue. I should have taken him with me.
Eh, it's okay.
I was at the therapist today, sadly she... I don't know, I don't think I can work with her and stuff.
Also, I got a new experience regarding eating today which made me go a bit... let's just say not good.
Pokémon with STD it is now!
But no, really, how about going there on a regular basis until someone is getting interested at this new... regular customer?
Might get you laid. Or you might find a new friend, dunno
That's nice. I'd be scared to bump into someone really mean.
So you have a naturally softer voice? That's sweet.
That's a nice win, I hope it makes you feel better.