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fake and gay?

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fake and gay?
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>>719637068
It was a special effect but i think what he wants is things about suicide.
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Simply a lover of suicide Gifs.
Real and straight.
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>>719637195
Exactly, i want suicide gifs.
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>>719637302
Man, i will not suicide.
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Nobody got suicide gifs?
Come on 4chan, i know you can do big things
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>>719636821
dumbass blew his jaw to shit but never got anywhere near the brain. He's going to be looked at as a dumbass the rest of his life since he obviously survived this.
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>>719637568
That's in a movie called V/H/S 2
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>>719637732
Classic
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>>719637732
story?
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>>719638006
He's playing light as a feather stiff as a board
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>>719638006
Water wasn't cold enough
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>>719636821
Gifs in this current year, wtf
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If you begin to have suicidal thoughts. You should meditate. Or challange get those thoughts.
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>>719638478
lol no
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>>719638478
or, "kill yourself" without killing yourself
if you already decided to end your life, just fucking move to a different state and just live a new life

or go to thailand for asian street meat
but take a camera and be sure to take pictures of the monuments and stuff as "proof" that you weren't just a sex tourist, because that's illegal
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>>719636821
fake and gay
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>>719637732
Cops didn't frisk him before bringing him in.
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>>719637568
This is so counterfeit and homosexual I'm surprised you fell for it.
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>>719637732
I've always wondered why he takes a drink before killing himself. What went through his head before the bullet?
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>>719639509
hydration nigga
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>>719639509
probably wanted to appeal to one last sense before he went
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>>719637732

Probably that drink was very very bad
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More GIFs?

I'll send a naked photo of myself to the zone who send the best suicide GIF. (I'm female)
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>>719639509
He thought it was water but it was actually Crystal Pepsi. Pretty typical response actually.
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>>719640270
No you aren't.
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>>719640415
Yeah
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>>719636821
Shitty blood splashy splash. fakeeeeeee
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>>719636821
It's from VHS 2
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Of course its got a tumblr filename. Anyone who has an account on that site should be shot.
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>>719640353

>thinks he is funny
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My best friend killed himself two months ago. AMA
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>>719638276
Damn, I actually laughed out loud. Gg.
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>>719641837

did he drop any good loot ?
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>>719636821
Ever see VHS my friend?
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>>719642132
No good loot. Although his dad let me take one of his hoodies, and I got a small urn with some of his ashes. His hoodie doesn't smell like him anymore
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>35 replies
>4 Gifs/webms

come on
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>>719642132
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>>719640353
>>719641799
I thought his post was funny, good job anon
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>>719637732
it looks like the same thing people do in order buy time, have a sip of water, think about it.
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>>719636821
great movie
all the faggots thinking this isn't fake and gay need to watch V/H/S trilogy
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>>719641837
sorry for your loss and possibly theirs.
I tried on new years, can't get good morphine in auckland.
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>>719641837
how does it feel to have let your friend down?
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>>719642250

>smell like him
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>>719636821
its a magical gun which makes you instantly grow beard and change shirt
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>>719642112
what the actual fuck
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>>719642494
Thanks anon. He shot himself. I can imagine that but not drugs, it seems like it'd be too slow
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>>719642573
It feels terrible. I can't function any time I think about all the things I could have done differently.
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>>719639000

Nice wasted trips

Why dont people understand that when you actually get to the point of being black pilled enough to kill yourself that the whole nhilism via do whatever you want is pretty unappealling.
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>>719642683
i'm sorry for your loss anon, but you have to remember that it was their choice, the only thing you can do is respect his memory and live on for them, as well as yourself. you can still do good.
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>>719642112
I'm always droped by this video
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>>719642034
Jeez, ice cold.
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>>719637732
Actual story for this one because I knew the guys family. He worked for the mexican cartel and was caught smuggling drugs across. They captured him took him into questioning, but they never checked him for a gun. Theres a youtube vid out there too i believe were the investigator started saying "fuck" because they get in trouble as well for not searching for weapons
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>>719642762
I know, and this is a discussion I had many times with him. "It's someone's choice to end their life and it's more selfish to make them stick around if they don't want it" now it's close to home and it's judt fucked. I just want to see him one more time and tell him I'm sorry I wasn't there enough.
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>>719642112
This video in reverse would look fucking good.
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>>719642112
this one confused me a bit, why did he slap the dead guy and why did he get on the ground and start flailing his legs?
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>>719642921
Wrong. He stabbed someone multiple times, was arrested in a frenzy and the knife was confiscated. They didn't check for a gun.

Stop spreading bullshit
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>>719642956
i know this is on /b/, but i wish you all the best anon.
try not to let the actions of others interfere with your life, as terrible as that sounds.
your friend would have wanted you to live on and kick ass at it.
it won't get worse
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>>719643257
You're a kind person. Thank you.
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>>719640353
Kek got me
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follow the leader
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>>719643416
Why are you fagging that much?
Just live through it.

I've lost a lot of people too, and so what? We are the ones who remain. You'll dissapear one day too. Get over it, dude.
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>>719642034
Thanks for posting. Been wondering why I hadn't seen this yet.
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>>719643035
"You don't do shit around the house you're useless
"I want to killmyself"
*Ships out gun*
"Go right on ahead!"
The kid shoots himself and the dad thinks he tried to shoot him so he slapped him

Realising he's actually dead his body is overwhelmed with emotion
At least thats what /pol/ says
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>>719643035
The story goes that the man is the father, the person at the counter is his son. He says something like "if you're so miserable kill yourself" and hands him a gun.. the kids shoots himself and the father thought he shot at him, so he slapped him. Then he realizes what really happened..
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>>719636821
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>>719640270
why would you send naked pictures to the zone?
it's very dangerous out there you know and if you want to pay a stalker to take you out there it will be expensive, but i don't think it will be very expencive to just send the picture.

i just don't get it, why to the zone? there is no reason to send it there, would be better to post itt
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>>719642034
Sauce faggots?
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>>719642034
rare
story?
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>>719642112
nerve gas in brain?
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>>719644452
School shooting in mexico some days ago
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>>719644812
I don't get it.
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>>719644452
Monterrey, Mex, 15yo shooted ca. 22 against classroom partners and teacher, 3 wounded, he commits suicide shooting himself, i think is fake
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>>719644924
some days? you mean yesterday?
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>>719639509
The real question is why he put the cap back on the bottle.
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>>719644978
Probably
I saved that from /pol/
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>>719637393
Feg
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>>719642112
"Go on, shoot yourself then, tough guy"

>Shoots himself

"He did it, the absolute madman"
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>>719638006
he was arrested and when cops frisked him they didnt find his gun.
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>>719642921
It was in a police station...
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>>719642034
Another day in america thxs trump
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>>719642112
Someone once posted that this guy was harassing his son for not being up to his standards. So the kid offer himself and the parents freak out became it's partially their fault .
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>>719645426
Thats mexico retard
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>>719642112
Damn...
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>>719642250
eat the ashes so he will always be part of you. post pics for epic bread
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>>719644942
>open up please
>open up *your feelings* please

Not really good, though
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>>719636821
that's not a suicide. stupid mother fucker just blown off his retarded looking face.
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>>719645662
Thought about snorting them but they're chunky
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>>719645426
Really nigga? That's Mexico.


http://globalnews.ca/news/3188860/mexico-school-shooting-monterrey/
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>>719645801
use razor and chop chop, or put in bowl and use back of spoon to grind better. He would want this.
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>>719645690
Jesss, i'm dumb :B

Ty tho.

>English isn't my native language.
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>>719645159
that'll teach him
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>>719639509
Why did he blink? Why did he sit down? Why was he breathing? Why are you a dumb-ass?
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>>719645971
No problem.

It was a lousy attempt at a joke anyway, so the meaning of it is quite subtle.
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>>719645564
mexico is in america
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>>719645869
Heres to you Jessie, Loved you man.
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>>719646598
Ooooohhhhh SHIIIIIIII-
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>>719646807
?? story ?
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>>719646807
Anon delivers. Someone better screen cap this shit.
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>>719642112
Story here:
Old man it's that guy's father. This guy is a completely failure at everything and his father was telling him to find a job for several months because he was already a man, but he didn't listen or care about it.
Old man some day shows up and tells him : Kill me, that's what you are doing with you attitude. Killing us. Why don't you kill me already?
Then his son blows his own head off.
At first sight the father thinks that the son shoot him and missed, but then finds out that he actually killed himself.
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>>719646598
Andrew Jackson looked disappointed in me when I rolled that 20.
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>>719647029
>>719646807
Looks like the ashes from my ash tray where I put out doobies. That's not the OP of suicided friend.
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>>719646598
cheers m8, lemme know how warm hell is
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>>719647173
Eww that fuckin nasty
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>>719647299
pussy
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>>719645564
is he ok?
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Josh noooo! I'm not josh! Josh noooooo!
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>>719646301
Top kek
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>>719645564
MI AMIGO
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>>719647173
Put me in the screencap.
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>>719644974
ofc it's fucking fake u'd have to be retarded to think that footage was real
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I plan to end my life after my mom dies. (Don't want her to have to bury her son.)

I don't know when that will be obviously, but I've been lurking this shit-hole since 05 and feel I ought to give back, so I'll definitely live stream the event.
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>>719645564
what the fuck that was brutal
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>>719641799
i guess you have a superior sense on humor
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>>719637732
He forgot to clear the browser history so before anyone fmcoukd find the cheezy pizzerino and jail him he shot himself
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>>719647081
actual story

>Dad tells son he is a pussy faggot for wanting to end his life
>Gives him a gun because he's just a pussy faggot making shit up
>Son is a beta faggot but he's no pussy
>Pulls the trigger
>Dad thinks he pull the trigger just to scare him
>Goes to give him the backhand of good parenting
>He falls over
>Realisation kicks in
>Mother flaps around like a turned over tortoise
>Father performances the traditional Asian dance of sorrow
>Video is posted online
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>>719645564
niiiiice
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>>719642112
>go to 12 seconds
>look at woman
>play song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgK8ysVl_EY&feature=youtu.be&t=6
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>>719645270
Sort of.
He was arrested after he shot a deputy earlier that week. He went through an exchange of custody, in which the people who arrested him expected the others to frisk him, and the people who got custody thought he had already been frisked.
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>>719644974
False flag has spread to.mexixo now...
No reason why.
But muh false flag
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>>719645270
Obviously.
It wasn't in his clothes anymore.
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>>719636821
thank god it's fake.
His aim was so bad that he probably wouldn't even die, just fucked up his jaws and entire front of the face
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>>719642034
holy fucking senseless murder...
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>>719649080
You needed to be told.its fake.
You didn't think his shirt changing so a logical logo appeared after pulling the trigger as enough?

For fucks sake
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>>719642112

>Dad: you're such a loser son, get a gf
>Son: nobody understands me, I'll just kill myself!
>Dad: well go ahead and do it then, you fag!
>Son: Fuck you Dad!
>Shoots himself

Classic.

I wonder if mother stayed married to him, with the guilt and all. How the fuck do you move on from this?
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>>719647620
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>>719649591
Nice. First time I made a screencap.
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>>719647173
fucking madman
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>>719649294

well, we don't know the background story
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>>719646598
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>>719650051
Depressed mexican kid shoots classmates. Kills teacher and some kid and then heros himself.
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>>719638245
lmao underrated
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>>719636821
Fake. The gun is pressed against his skin. You wouldn't see a muzzle flash.
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>>719637732
why blood from mouth if bullet - head?
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>>719642250
fake n ghey, post urn with timestamp
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>>719650208
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>>719647173
>>719646598
/b/'s still got it. props anon
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>>719642034
Did that first kid die? How did those girls at the table on the right survive?

That's callous how the kids step right over the bodies like nothing, just thinking for themselves.
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>>719650352
blood will come out of most of the holes on your head when you get shot in the head ...
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>>719642394
Weird punctuation in there. Confusing to read.
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>>719636821
>>719651224
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>>719637732
See what Nestlé Pure Life does to people?
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>>719638276
Kek
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>>719650804
i don't get why they ran, like the guy is already dead, i would check who is alive of those who are just laying there

more likely than not i would be the one shooting
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>>719649429
That's not even what happened you liar
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