Hello! It's me, Donald Trump, your next president! Tremendous

Retard I am

>>719632089
Hello
Niggers

I poop'd a little

Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>719632244
roll

>>719632089
The wall was a lie

>>719633029
roll

>>719632089
Sup Donald you're a white trash
Obama is better than you in anything

>>719632089
Allahu Akbar

Hello! My name is Donald, and i really really really really hate niggers.

Ivanka are tremendous!

"you HAVE to go BACK..."

Okay guys! It's me, Donald, again!
We have not much time left, so instead of quads - trips!
~ D.T

>>719633326
roll

>>719633631
roll

>>719633650
roll

>>719633179
Roll!

Fuck you all, it was only a joke, go home.

>>719632089
Niggers

It's time to fuck some niggers asses.

>>719632089
rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

I forgot the speech. Go home niggers.

>>719632089
I like to thank the Russians for making this possible

Where's the toilet?

>>719634316
Dunno.

Is King Nigger left already?

>>719632089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeOJ9lL1s00

>>719632089
"The truth is I'm a small penis chickenhawk who dodged the Vietnam draft 5 times, but I bluster like I'm some big tough guy anyways. I'm actually more of a Russian Ambassador than an actual President. Putin considers me his trophy wife. I wear a sexy little dress for him when he comes home from a hard day at the Kremlin. Welcome to the United Trans-Continental Soviet Union, you've just become a Satellite Republic under Russian authority, rather than a sovereign nation. I'm the single most anti-intellectual politician who has ever stepped foot on a campaign trail, and I do it because I know my followers are drooling mongoloid retards who will believe everything I say as I march them towards a fascist police state and rob them of every social safety net this country has. The damage I will do as President will be its own moral, cultural, economic, and diplomatic 9/11, and you'll all be lucky to survive to 2020.

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"Obama, you're fired."

>>719635207
roll

>>719635207
roll2

>>719635207
ROLLERINO!

>>719635207
RRRROLL!!!

>>719635207
FUCK ROLL!

>>719632089
Dinner

>>719635207
Roll

Thank you, 4chan!

Obama, you are nigger.

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>>719635777
OP you better deliver.

>>719635777
Good

>>719635207
i really hope he says this

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>>719632089
no words, just maniacal laughter!

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>>719635816

>Quads will decice
>777
>OP you better deliver.

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>>719635777
>inb4 its really trump and he really says this

>>719636059
>>719633553

I resign

The Sun is green

>>719636079
he said quads newfag.

Anybody wanna give the prez some sucky suck?

>>719635207
rooooooooooooooooooll

>>719635207
rawl

>>719635207
Trolling

>>719635207
ROLLL

>>719635207
Holy shit, rolling for this.

>>719635777
>quads

>>719636380
how gay are you?
>>719633553

>>719636380
Actually read the thread before making yourself look like a dipshit.

>>719635207
roll

>>719636542
>>719636578
samefagging

>>719636380
Then he came back and said trips fuckface

>>719635207
rolling for this

>>719635207
this haha

Niggers of America, you're fired!

fuck commies 'n' niggaz

>>719633326
roll

>>719636668
fuuuuuug

>>719636542
>>719636578
>>719636633
stfu samefag, suck a cock

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>>719636603
faggot

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>719636779
ffs

My rectum can fit a lot of peaches, believe me.

Okay guys, Baron Trump here.
Gonna tell dad to say some shit about niggers, ok?

>>719636738
But that's wrong you illiterate fuckwit

>>719636857
leave him be, i think hes from detroit

>>719636812
>>719636779
it is not that hard to open paint remove the 2 of the 3 yous and fill in the color.

Right from this moment us declares russia a war

>>719637028
to lazy and dont care enough to download a screen recording program so either take my word for it or fuck off

>>719637014
Kek

FUCK NIGGERS

>>719637028
Seriously, fuck off you damn newfag

>>719637043
>Right from this moment us declares russia a war
>us declares russia a war

>>719635207
RE ROLL

Arrest that woman

i've raped hillary

>>719637232
What is wrong?

memes

traps are not gay

>>719637313
>us declares russia a war
is english not your first language mate?

>>719633179

You are correct there, Obama is a better cock sucker.

>>719632089
Thanks for the rubles Vlad!

im GAY

>>719632089
Ladies an Gentlemen

>>719637410
Yes

>>719637420
gotta admit, made me laugh more than it should have

>>719637498
Okay, the correct grammar would have been
>Right from this moment, the U.S. declares war on russia

Obama, you're fucking monkey

>>719637219
roll

Hereby I order our navy, a lot of great people in our navy, some of the finest I've ever met, to sink ALL of our ships immediately.

1,2, mike testing.....

>>719637904
rerwal

>>719632089
not same guy as this>>719635207
"Obama, you're fired."

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G-guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax-_1CjK7ts

>>719635040
>single most anti intellectual
nah, obammy and cowboy retard have him beat.
the rest is all just whiny shit from a melting snowflake.

In order to distance myself even more, much more than I'm obliged to by the constitution, from my great, great company, I have a great company, I ask you, my fellow American citizens, to call me President Donald Duck.

>>719638133
Holy shit!!

>>719638133
this will be a blast then

Tell my mummy to cook my tendies good. She burnt them and i had to scream at her last night.

>>719638133
You guys realize the inauguration is going on right now right?

>>719632089
Alex is a stupid nigger.

>>719632089
Bing Bong

>>719639691
This

>>719633326
HELLO DONALD

>>719639596
yes but there is still time until donald starts talking

>>719639691

this. oldfags will remember

>>719639884
I 'member

"This fucking justice, fucking NIGGER, ALEX IS DOING THIS SHIT, YOU FUCKING NIGGERRR"

death to jews

America is in white hands again

First thing I do - jail Hillary!

>>719632089
GNORTS!

>>719640084
he gonna break that promise 100

Obama, you're a nigger

>>719638133
Trump assassination subliminal message?


"Trump doesn't like to hang around it too much it will be a very quick ceramony"


"He doesn't like to read it from a script he likes to shoot it from head"


"yes this is going to be a very short ceramony like jfk's"

Freestyle rap salil sawarim (clashing of swords)

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"Liking traps and futa doesn't make you gay; as long as the boy is cute, it's not gay. The dick only makes it better."

- Donald Trump, 2017 inauguration ceremony

>>719639596

So long Obama! You did a great job capturing the loyalty of the sheep of this country by giving them free welfare, crying and acting like a bitch when needed a strong leader, and simply being black, which brought you into office.

People will lie and say they miss you, they're only trying to deliberately upset anyone who supports Trump.

Have fun golfing and tell your husband and druggie daughters I said hi!

Obama, you're fired.