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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>719599687 The rules

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>719599687

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Claim
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Off to uni now, be back in a couple of hours!

>>719617170
What?
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still here
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>>719617480
See you soon~

>>719617170
I can't, I'm taken!

>>719617337
See? Proper car maintenance is important, and can drastically improve both the feel, and life of the car.
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Mayu? More like.... Wayfu

Okay pls no h8
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>>719617712
she doesnt look to be in the best shape
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>>719617540
I definitely agree with you, it's just always something I forget to do.
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>>719617990
Nooooo, no more forgetting! If you forgetti your spaghetti you shall be upsetti!
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>>719618073
I'd love to forget my spaghetti and be socially normal though!
You just gotta remind me of when I need to into maintainence
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カラミチーマス
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>>719618139
>Wanting to be socially normal
Nah, fuck that m8. I'm highly socially awkward, but the friends I do have are very, very close.

I will fucking go get your whole maintenance book just to keep that shit on track.
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>>719618318
I feel like it's not one or the other, you can be normal and still have really close friends

do it fgt
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>>719617378
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and the ugly bitch that smell like shit and the ugly people losers are ugly and smell like shit and try to make weird smells and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly bitch is ugly as shit and smell like shit and is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers smell like poop
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Gas the kikes
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>Nazi joke here.
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>>719618379
Ehhhh, I guess. I dunno, I'd just rather have friends I'm more closer and not really any I'm not...

Fine!
Inb4
>Belt changes
>Spark plug replacements
>Coolant flushes
>Transmission fluid changes
By the way, get that tire changed yet?
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Soooo if 60 million people voted for Trump does that mean there are 60 million racists Americans?
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>>719618965
Define racist.
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>>719618815
>insert rattle here
>>719618965
>implying a good chunk didn't vote Trump just to not vote Hillary
Politics in your country is actually fucked
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>>719619122
>what is a primary election
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>>719619251
You mean the point at which a lot of Bernie supporters jumped ship, and a lot of supporters for whoever the other Republican candidates were didn't also jump ship
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>>719618831
I can understand that, it's just rough only having a few friends and then most of them are asleep

When will I need to do those things?
>Tire
I didn't, actually...It's tough to find the time for important things
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>>719619435
I'm going to kill you.
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>>719619435
Ehhh, that's why I'm here. Gotta have someone to talk to.

>Look it up
>See 180k interval
>15 items to check/replace
.....jesus. I... I might need to see a service log...
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>>719619670
Doesn't sound too bad to me.
Good evening, Sonokawa. How are you doing?

>>719619777
That's true! And I appreciate having you to talk to~

Uhhh...How about I just take it to a shop? I'm not quite at 180k yet, so it should be okay
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>>719619901
I'm going to peel the skin from your face up and kiss your expose jaw.
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>>719619963
You didn't answer my question~
Well, that sounds needlessly painful.
And I wouldn't want to kiss anyone who isn't Chara, so no thank you!
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>>719620031
I'm not Chara or Sonokawa.

I'm going to peel the rest of your face off and sew it to a mannequin.
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>>719619777
>Sik 7s
AYYYYYYYYYY

>>719619901
Really? Despite all I do is talk mad shit?

When you get to 180k, ya. I can do the basics like oil, filters, and the like. But this is for transmission fluids, axles, just stuff I'd rather not mess up until I have a bit more time under my belt.
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>>719620175
I mean, obviously you're not Chara.
And I did ask how you were doing, and you didn't answer~

Why would you do that? For what purpose?

>>719620218
Of course! Talking shit is nice sometimes~

Sure, I totally getcha. I'll pull it into a shop at 180, then.
Probably gonna hold off on the tire til then too.
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>>719620348
Maybe I just might fish out all of your pretty little organs and make you my personal human taxidermy.
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>>719620348
Pink hair is nice, make me wanna sniff...

>>719617480
always here, but not here, good mokocchi
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>>719618240
Rem is the best waifu
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Wew. Just got back from snowboarding in Niigata for 12 hours.

How's everyone today?
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>>719617498
How is the good stealthy mokocchi

>wrong tag before sorry
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>>719620426
I don't really think organs can be pretty, or ugly.
But that's just like, my opinion, man.
Also, why would you wanna taxiderm someone like me, rather than, say, an attractive person

>>719620460
Pink hair is nice, I agree! I'm sure hers just smells like strawberries, though.
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>>719620531
I wish I was able to snowboard. Haven't had sufficient snow for enough time for any of the hills to open in 2 years minimum
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>>719620572
im not really stealthy if i announce my presence every thread
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>>719620584
I really want to tie your hands behind your back, jam a six inch meat hook under your jaw, lift your body into the air and watch you struggle to survive.
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>>719620348
Oh... well, it's a good thing I'm an expert at that!

>Hold off on the tire till then
Uhhh, no. That needs to be taken care of like, yesterday. Wanna see what happens to tires like that?
>This is a picture of a blown tread that happened when I was driving my dads Bronco on the freeway
>This is the reason I'm so pushy with the tires

>>719620531
>Thumbnails
And here I thought you couldn't be any more of a faggot...
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>>719620617
Ahh, is there nowhere close to you? We drove 2 hours to get there.

>>719620686
I'm on my desktop, all my actual post pics are on my laptop. no bully
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>>719620746
2 hours will bring me nowhere. There's a hill about an hour and a half from where I live, but they've not had any snow in significant amount in a couple years at least
>fake snow isn't worth boarding on
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>>719620746
Also, so is this
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>>719620668
I don't think I'd struggle all that much, it'd be kinda pointless.
>>719620686
You must get a lot of practice in!

Sure, that looks bad, but you can drive on it, right?
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>>719620928
Not pointless for me, I want to watch you suffer.
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>>719620928
I have Breeki to thank for refining it, but yes. I call Vert a faggot on the daily and talk mad shit like they wouldn't find out.

.............y-you're joking... right?
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>>719620975
Sure, but why would I want to give you what you want when you've killed me in a painful way instead of just using the gun to..How did you put it? "Shatter the skull"

>>719621042
Well, that's good~ I can't say I talk much shit

Sure not! I assume it'd drive very poorly, but it'd still drive.
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>>719620746
Damn, I know all about that. Lived in Texas for 10 years. Sorry to hear man.

>>719620930
It was pretty awesome. I'm super sore and smell awful though. I carved some sick snow around some kids, there were a lot of kids there with instructors learning how to ski. I also hit an ice lip and did a sick 360 for style all while nailing a kid and knocking him down.
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>>719620834
This >>719621173 was meant for you, my bad
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>>719621130
Guns are boring and I want to make your suffering last for a very... long... time.
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>>719621173
It happens, fuck the weather
Who is this? I autismd my typing
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>>719621262
Dude, it's really not my fault that you're unloveable so she chose me instead.
Might I suggest trying to better yourself into somebody actually worth a damn instead of wasting time on /b/?
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>>719621130
>Not talking shit

Louise, that is literally a fatal accident waiting to happen. Like, LITERALLY. The fact the tire didn't blow completely is the only reason I'm alive right now.

>>719621173
>I'm super sore and smell awful though
Tell me something new. :^)

Although shiiiet, props for the style points and take down.
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>>719621439
What?
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>>719621299
Ah, I was wondering what you were saying there.
I'm just a new poster, I came here like a week or so ago. No big deal.

>>719621469
Yeah i'm always sore because unlike you i do things, but i usually smell pretty gud. rude.
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>>719621597
Oh. Cool, not sure I saw you before
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>>719621262
I like your gifs
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>>719621469
Nah, I'm more of an affectionate type!

I
guess I'll try to get to it when I can!
Maybe this Saturday.

>>719621487
see >>719621439
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>>719621709
Thank you.

>>719621722
Was that meant for someone else? I think you mislinked me. I really want to watch your body swell up like a balloon and pop from decomposition.
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>>719621597
Please, the only thing you do is Shimas extra cannon. :^)

>>719621722
>Being affectionate
Wow, what a faggot. :^)

Ya, that's be best.
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>>719621857
Sure didn't~
But, if you're going to hold on to that conceit, then that's fine too. I'll just ask about your motivation.
So what do you hate about me, anon~?
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>>719621938
I don't hate you, I love you, I want your body to become one with mines.
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>>719621915
You say that as if it's a bad thing. I'd do that in a heartbeat.
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>>719621915
Kek
It's nice to be honest about my feelings for those that are important to me!

Will do it, then.

>>719622003
You don't know me, and you've never seen my body, so...
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>>719621857
Where did u get them ?
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>>719622103
I don't care, I can't take it, I want to rip your body apart!

>>719622125
I do not remember.
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>>719622093
I mean, I can't exactly argue there...
>Still related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQqBMz70iM

>>719622103
I'm plenty honest. I just show my affection through trust that people won't get assblasted. For instance, calling Yohane here a massive queer. I know they won't get all butt mad about it... mostly cause it's true, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>719622256
I'm not a queer, I only give the dick, I don't take it. There's a scale of gayness. You're about a 10 on that scale of 1-5, and I'm about a .5
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>>719622174
Why me, out of all the anons here?

>>719622256
Well, that's one way to do it!
I usually go for things like
"I'm glad I know you!"
and stuff like that.
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>>719622402
I'll tell you as you're taking your last breath.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

Congrats on your president lads
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>>719622348
>Said you'd do Shimas extra cannon in a heartbeat
>Only give the dick
Pretty contradictory there m8. :^)

And pls, I'm a 2 at most.

>>719622402
Pretty sappy, not gunna lie. Guess it's better than nothin though!
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>>719622564
I'm a naturally sappy person!
Just ask Chara.

>>719622446
I don't think you'll be there for that, though!
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>>719622627
My eyes will be the last thing you ever see. Good bye anon.
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>>719622500
>that good feel of not giving a shit who the president is cause you're in another country

>>719622564
Maybe, but I haven't yet so it ain't gay yo. Also holy shit, a 2 is being generous as fuck. A 2 is like telling the jews they are on their way to a happy funtime camp, that's how misleading a 2 is.
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>>719622681
I kinda wonder what the last thing I see will be...
Probably my own eyelids, if we're being honest.
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>>719622627
Maybe I will!

>>719622707
>Implying

Also, please, 2 is probably still too high on the gay scale. I'm straight as an arrow.
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>>719622911
>straight as an arrow

If I could say some of the things you've said, ooohhh boy. You're lucky I'm very respectful of your private information and what you like!
(except for with one person)
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>>719622911
Feel free! But you gotta show me the results.

>You
>Straight as an arrow
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>>719623003
are you izaya?
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>>719623003
A-As if! I have absolutely no idea what you could be talking about.

>>719623145
Saminya - Today at 3:55 AM
Tell me
Is Louise sappier than the Canadian syrup supply?
Chara - Today at 3:56 AM
That's an understatement

And super straight, pls.
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>>719623271
W-Well, what can I say! It's just how I am, I'm a lover!

Pls, you girl-kissing faggot.
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>>719622807
now im glad i dont have a psycho stalker
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>>719623465
I really wish this was the first time I've had to deal with this.
I had a slightly-less psycho slightly-more stalker ex once.
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>>719623535
you must have a nice booty
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>>719623230
Who?

>>719623271
It's okay, no one is judging you.
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Legs a best
Post legs
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>>719623729
Alicefag Izaya-chan.
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>>719623362
Now listen here you girl-kissing faggot, just because I kiss girls, it does not make me a faggot.

>>719623729
Nigga...
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>>719623740
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>>719623740
Hmm. Haven't had that request since Yume was around.
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>>719623757
I don't know, Ika.

>>719623793
You said some pretty lewd shit.
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>>719623851
Disgusting
>>719623881
I do it now and then
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>>719623793
You're my faggot <3
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>>719623793
Kek
See, I'm proud to be a girl-kissing faggot! I freely admit it~

But for now, I'm gonna head to a diner with a friend who disproves of the word 'faggot'. Hit me up on Dischord if you want
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>>719623934
Admittedly i rarely read posts that don't directly tag me unless i'm bored, so i imagine you could do it most days and i still wouldn't notice...
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Did I hear legs?
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>>719624057
>Did not!
I've heard the kind of lewd shit you've said to him... I have to say I was kind of jealous.

My cute little faggot imouto.
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Disgusting. Where is the interest in this
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>>719624057
>>719624148
Don't worry, I didn't tell her everything. I'm sure she's found out by now though.

>>719624170
Boredom.
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>>719624170
Waifuism? Just a coping mechanism for crippling loneliness.
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>>719624209
There's more to find out?
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>>719624148
As if you haven't heard stuff that's far lewder than anything that fuccboi has been told!

And I may be a cute little faggot imouto, but I'm YOUR cute little faggot imouto!

>>719624209
Meh.
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>>719624090
That's okay. You can repent by posting Shizurrururuuurururururururu legs
>>719624103
Yes
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>>719624378
Oh, I've heard plenty of lewd things from you. And seen.

Ehehe, and is my cute little faggot imouto all you are?
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>>719623740
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Hello!

Kumiko is mine.
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>>719624306
I'm just saying it to bully her to get back for earlier.


Also rip, Ika hasn't responded to me yet.
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https://youtu.be/2Wlrl7_q4w0
Off to sleep for me. Good night, waifu.
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>>719624467
She looks like an elf
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>>719623740
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>>719624505
Bully away, it's fun to watch.

>>719624655
I wouldn't have it any other way <3

And now all you need is something to prove it~
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>>719624822
Nice
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>>719624926
Careful, it's a boy.
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>>719625096
And?
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>>719625096
>caring if it's a boy
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>>719625146
Just a forewarning. Don't think anything of it if you are aware.
>>719625187
There are still plenty of homophobic people on /b/.
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>>719624822
That's a penis.
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>>719625379
yeah and jews
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>>719625379
We all know how much /b/ loves traps though.
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>>719625482
especially you
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>>719623740
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>>719624544
Night toy
>>719624744
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>liking traps
Not gay, but god damn that's gay..
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>>719625436
Uh huh... Sure. Yes there sure are. Mhmm.

>>719625482
Well, yeah, sure. But you would be surprised how homophobic /b/ is, too. A lot of closet faggots and literal homophobes post on /b/.

>>719625587
Yes, traps ARE gay.
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>>719625655
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Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~
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>>719625587
Traps are extremely Homosexual.

>>719625539
Syndra, Tovarish, how goes life in glorious motherland?
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>>719625514
Wait, /b/ loves me or I love traps?

>>719625587
Come on buddy, you're the one here that's actually fucked a trap.

>>719625655
Well yeah, but why care?
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>>719625779
if i say both will that sound gay?
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>>719625779
It sparks conversation.
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>>719625750
That's what I said!

>>719625779
Rude, don't tell everyone...
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>>719625750
>Tovarish
>glorious motherland
No, try again.
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>>719625864
I mean, we're talking about traps so it's gay by default.

>>719625893
It kind of does, though I feel like there are better conversation topics.

>>719625917
No need to be ashamed of putting your dick in a trap's boipussy.
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>>719625955
иди нахуй
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>>719625955
Close enough you slav fuck.
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>>719626087
Yeah, I agree. Traps are fine and all, but there are better topics. Are you in school? I don't think we have ever talked.
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>>719626206
What about cuntboys?
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>>719626267
I don't even know what that is. Male bitches? Like, they act like bitches and get fucked like sluts?
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>>719626380
Like males with all the male hormones, but have vaginas.
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Morning, and a nyanpasu to all
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>>719626206
Yep, I'm studying a CS course at a university in Scotland. What about you, what do you do with your life?

>>719626575
Nyanpasu!
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>>719626479
Well. That's just, weird. I've already imagined an alternate universe where men have vaginas and women have penises. It's... it's just weird.

Would fashion be completely different? I mean, women still have breasts but they also have a penis. It's just weird.

>>719626773
I just started college, only in my second semester. Doing IT and networking. Might go the software route, but I want to do security.
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>>719626881
fuck knows. Would men get preggo or would chicks have dicks that absorb semen from the man?

...
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3 hour thread. Noice.
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>>719627029
At this point I would just assume that men get pregnant, since their organs have switched. But women breast feed?
Pregnancy would be fucking weird. Really weird. Pregnant men would be getting into fistfights and shit with their hormones all out of balance.
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>>719625917
-hug-
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>>719627150
>i dont want to be inconsiderate, but...
Is that a beer gut or are you pregnant?
>glassed

would men be the shit drivers?
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>>719627393
Yeh, people would definitely be getting into fights. But the real question is, is will men be able to produce Testosterone, or will they only be able to produce estrogen?

And wouldn't that make their bodies look MORE feminine, and the opposite true for "women?"

It's definitely a universe that would seem alien to ours.
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Claimed.
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>>719627273
0.0 -squeaks?-
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>>719627508
that's where the problem is, there would just be women without tits and dudes with tits. How much changes, really?
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>>719624841
Oh? Are you sure about that~?

I'll find one eventually!
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>>719627609
-rapes-
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>>719627609
hi Sonata
>>719627723
back off, that's my rapes
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>>719627723
X_X

-hides under the blanket-
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>>719627753
o.o -peeks out and offers you a bagel or a gluten free pancake-
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>>719627599
You could have picked any k-on girl

>>719627669
>69
:^)

>>719627047
Been a minute since I've seen one this long but I'm also really on at the slowest part of the day

>>719626773
That's a nice image you've got there; I like the art style
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>>719627819
...that's a trick
gluten free pancakes don't exist
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>>719627890
And hello to you too, Dong.
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>>719627910
-is rice flour! Nu gluten!-
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>>719627910
Corn flour
Rice flour
Coconut flour
Even banana flour

All gf
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>>719627890
No.
I could've only pick the one I love; Azusa
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>>719627754
That won't save you
-sees legs sticking out of blanket and pulls you out-
-spanks-
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>>719628004
nu
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>>719627986
A corn flour pancake would be a tortilla.
There's literally nothing wrong with gluten.
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holy fuck balls
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>>719627965
-smells the arsenic- ._.,
>>719627986
I don't want a girlfriend
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>>719627890
Fair enough. Lets go for 12?
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>>719628057
Kys bot
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>>719628052
-spreads your butt and unzips dik-
Are you ready?
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>>719628054
apart from being horrible for diagnosed coeliacs.
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>>719628060
D: -wouldn't poison you- ;_;

-scurries over and holds up a pear-
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>>719627910
Oh I can make that happen. Difficult, mostly dry and flavorless without sugar, but doable.
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>>719628143
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>>719628144
You don't eat gluten either?
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>>719628144
or be a good cook? Fuck I love hipster foods.
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>>719628174
<3 ^.^
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>>719628275
-inserts dik into butt-
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>>719628123
Humans have been eating it for 1000s of years though.
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>>719628275
how is sonata?
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>>719628199
No, Ive worked in places that needed a gluten free option. And with a friend who is gluten free, Ive had to adjust recipes.
>>719628243
Hipster foods can go die in a fire. Anything deconstructed is fucking useless and not worth the plates. Give me a decent burger any day.
>>719628303
Sometimes stupid parents dont introduce gluten into diets for reasons that remain unknown.
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>>719628243
Whats up with hipsters and combovers and pompadors?
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>>719628346
Who the fuck is sonata?
Do you mean konata?
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>>719628072
Meant to say I'm rarely on at the slowest part of the day but I'm too tired to type correctly
And what, a 12 hour thread?

>>719627964
How's your early morning in CA?

>>719627998
I suppose that's fair
At least it's not Ritsu
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>>719628346
...-is not very good. Diabetic kitty is dead. Aunt has many forms of cancer suddenly and will die shortly. Winter makes everything hurt- -_-
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>>719628403
Treat your friend well...
>>719628433
I don't know
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>>719628457
-hugs- that made me laugh
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>>719628445
Wet, tired, and boring. Gunna be ticked off if they don't send relief to let me get off in time.
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>>719628403
Tofu burgers can be good.
This is how I make them
>take the tofu out of the fridge
>throw that shit away because its nasty as fuck
>take hamburger meat
>season with pepper and other shit
>cook it
>make burger
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Claim :o
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>>719628498
^///^ -hugs back, is glad you're laughing and wonders how you are?-
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>>719628591
whats a 'fuckig tumour'?
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>>719628631
ow...

And I'm waiting for my dad to drop dead too
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>>719628716
-knows and gives you an orange. Wants you to eat more oranges-
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>>719628445
Yeah. MY 12 hour thread.
Pic related.
>>719628461
I do. She mainly takes care of herself well enough.
>>719628587
That way I like to make burgers
>cook meat for at least 6 hours
>spend that time making sauce
>get a good bun
>meat, sauce and bun
>good burger

>Rory-sama
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>>719628660
idk but i'm one of them
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>>719628809
yo you better be slow cooking that meat or else you gonna be eating a shoe burger nigga
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>>719628809
I think I remember seeing that, now that you mention it
Now that is a slow thread

>>719628572
I would be too, then you couldn't watch America become great again in 3 hours
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>>719628805
I want to go with him so badly
>>719628809
What's her name?
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>>719629021
-is glad you're here!-
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>>719629100
-is only here cuz of you-
I work at Target now, I stand all day and I have 4,000 more MtG cards hehe
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>>719628984
I couldn't care less about that. I'm just tired and want to sleep.
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>>719629189
0.0 -wants to see them! Likes the pictures on them.-
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>>719629395
uhhhhhhhhh i shouldn't
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>>719629511
>>719629511
>>719629511
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>>719629461
-Is Sonata_Blue on steam, skype and kik if you change your mind. Hopes you will.-
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