Hey /b/ ama 26 bi kiwi femanon Long time lurker, never posted...

>>719607050
What you game?

>>719607050
face shot please..

>>719607177
Minecraft usually. But constantly. Same quirks over and over. Play The Icewind Dales repetitively, some what obsessively and Sims because I like the repetition and easy satisfaction. Bought myself Killing Floor 2 and Baulders Gate for Christmas. Finished Baulders Gate within a week or so.

>>719607198
nope.

>>719607050
Mammaries or abscond from thine thread wench!

>>719607050
Console or pc?

>>719607448
are you fucking blind

>>719607467
PC master race

Hey can I see your mouth full of spit? Maybe stick your toungue out and drool

Gurl pucci or gtfo

>>719607050
mmmmore mmmammaries

KIWI \o/

>>719607050
Nipples plz

If dubs you become my girlfriend :^)

>>719607050
From NZ too. Auckland? Fucked up on morphine atm

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You got a dingo?

>>719607050
>watching House.
My nigga

>>719607050
>Hey /b/ ama 26 bi kiwi femanon

Lies you aren't a sheep.

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>>719607544

Sorry best I could do....

>>719607557
lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages....

>>719607570
>>719607693
meh, I'm waiting house. Wait your patience

>>719607703
you got 77 but not at the end does that count?

>>719607749
Wellington xxx what part of auck?

>>719607764
nah but i got a kekapo hes super cute

>>719607783
fucking ae. rewatching from the start for the 2nd time currently on S05E07

>>719607810
maahhhhhh

>>719608018
Dam, but im back down there for uni soon! Living in Epsom fam.

>>719608018
>lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages....

Gross :/

>>719608105
>Epsom
ooo posh kient ae... i was unitec so lived in the accommodation there... in pt chev/mt albert

>>719608182
lol i'm single... don't sleep around.. why would I shave?

>>719608018
You on your period?

>>719607445
If you've never played Baldur's gate, they are 10/10 imo. I've played them every year since they came out.
>am 24 now for reference.
Am rewatching house myself again. Great series.

>>719608347
no not currently. had it like week or so ago

>>719608018
>lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages....
I don't mind a hairy snatch

>>719608344
I don't mind unshaved at all
Go right ahead.

>>719608018
>nah but i got a kekapo hes super cute
show him

>>719607050
>>719607050
>>719607050
>>719607050
fat

>>719608383
Oh odd

>>719608374
Sorry am incredibly stoned, missed that you finished them, what did you think?

>>719607050
Let's see that ass OP!

>>719608374
my dad and brothers are obsessed with it so been in my face since as long as i can remember... played it through once but prefer icewind dale.

>>719608437
>>719608462
I think you are the minority but i could be wrong

>>719608465
I haven't seen him in ages. :( but i hear him

>>719608489
167cm 62kg 35in bust 27in waist 37in hips 23in thighs. general size 8-10nz

>>719608666
Satan says

>>719607050
Ever played payday2 ?

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Why arent you snuggled with someone right now

>>719608666
Do it OP

>>719608018
stick your tongue out or lick your lips

>>719608490
whats odd?

>>719608666
jeepers for those trips guess i have to... but my cameras shit and i'm a little tipsy have no idea how to take teh shot

>>719608709
whats that

>>719608746
recently put a trespass order on my property against my abusive ex, my latest gf broke up with me in nov, girl I'm currently courting we haven't got to that level yet, haven't put tindr back on my phone and don't go trawling for dick in town

>>719609024
Find a way, Lucifer demands it

post a picture of your sheep

>>719609024
Come snuggle with me
How tall are you in american?

What part of NZ

>>719608687
Nonono, not the minority at all. We'd love to see a nice hairy one

>>719608687
Love it hairy, let's take a look!

>>719609024
Game about bank robbers doing heists

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>>719608018
>lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages...

>>719607050
Kik? Let's see that butthole

Sharpie in pooper as well

>>719607050
Long time lurker? Wtf

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>>719609149

sorry best i can do... i don't know how other people get better shots... i need more practice..

>>719609159
*snuggles* i dunno 5"4? google 167cm

>>719609242
Welly

>>719609816
She's fat/chubby/"thick"
Gl;hf

>>719607445
>Minecraft
Filthy casual

>>719609877

what were you expecting it's /b/

i posted my stats weight/inches wise

Of all the boards, why do you browse /b/?

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>>719609816
>snuggles* i dunno 5"4?
Nice, im 191cm

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>>719609816

>>719609816
2cute4me in that skirt

>>719609816
>cheekies
HNNNNGGGGGGGF

>>719610038
dunno. an ex showed me years and years ago. got hooked. mainly go for the YLYL and R34 threads. sometimes i go on x and read the ghost stories. i like the ones about the sknwalkers

>>719610061
yeyyyy love tall guys

>>719610114
>>719610152
glad you like :)

also no bait wise but I'm working on loosing weight. lost 7kg last year but put it on again after i quit smoking. I'm used to being 52-54kg. so currently have about 10kg to go. should take about 2 months.

>>719609816
Moreee

>>719610314
Still waiting on the unshaved. Gettin restless over here.
Like what I've seen so far though

>>719607050
Why no full nude shot?

>>719610314
Youre a lil tall yourself
Also manlets btfo
Also do you go to /fit/ too?

>>719610394
>Why no full nude shot?
May not be here for yhe sexual attention, atleast not yet
Gotta ease her into it, warm her up
We're a big cock and she hasnt had it in a while

>>719610314
>mainly go for the YLYL
Confirmed banna poster
I hope you burn

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>>719610373
i know y'all like feet.

>>719610394
too fat for my liking

>>719610432
lol i'm short asf

>>719610530
lol had big cock. honestly if i looked how i want to look id be showing that shit off

>>719610614
fucking hate that banana shit it's summer cancer that infected my precious /b/
only go for the racist shit. have a folder

>>719610738
Watching any good tv shows? Been itching to watch some

show poosey already

>>719610738
Oh please you prolly aint even fat.

>>719610738
>have a folder
Holy shit, post it.
Secret ylyl thread

Dubs and you show titties

Go to vocaroo and record you saying this with your best acting
''oh my god your dick is huge, it's way bigger than my boyfriends, mmm yeah fuck me fuck yeah your huge cock feels so good''
then make a another recording of you saying this:
''I'm sorry for cheating on you, his dick was just so big I couldn't help myself please dont hate me''

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>>719610881

nothing would give me more pleasure

>>719610881
This

ITT: despera virgins.

>>719610970
>t. Berniefag

>>719611054
DO IT
I NEED IT

>>719610970

>t. Frenchman

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>>719611194

my humor is dry asf

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>>719611194
commencing dump

>>719611293
I'm Swedish actually

>>719611109
I'm not a cuck I imagine myself as a bull
don't lie you watch cuck porn and do that to
everyone does

>>719610738
Show clit pls. I haven't seen one in ages

>>719611466
google it

>>719610738
biggest you've had?

>>719611430
Kek

>>719610970
This
>>719611463
amen

>>719611535
7 and a half

>>719611555
Checked

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>>719611466

>>719610970
i did it but can't upload the file

>>719607050
Oh fair Maiden, bestow upon us plebs the full glory of your bare bosoms.

Do the slam pig pose for us

>>719610738
Do you let people cum on your face? In your pussy? How hairy is your pussy currently?

>>719611641
you dont need to upload it, it saves on the site and gives you a link

Post more ylyl

>>719607050
Why do you cross your 7's and 0's? Are you really from NZ? That seems more european to me

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>>719608687
So what did you like about Icewind Dale more than Baldur's Gate? Personally, Icewind suffered from the lack of amusing NPCs with a chance to kill each other that made Baldur's Gate such a treat for me.

>>719611761
Fuck, lost this early

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>>719611722
na it's messy
yep in pussy. on birth control
reasonably hairy due for a shave

>>719611732
okay I'll try again.

>>719611591
Would a thick 8 inch one be attractive? Do you think it would feel good?

>>719611629
Nice

>>719611854
>okay I'll try again
Dis gon be good
I wanna see if she pulls it off in a sexy kiwi accent or spergs out and says it all autsticly

>>719611765
I'm british but picked that up from my door knocking days

>>719611816
honestly i could rave about IWD for ages. been playing it over and over since i was about 15. Drow NE are my go to. I like the linear but the fact every time you play it something different happens. the in depth character customization really did it for me and the equipment. my ending parties were always super OP

>>719611829
yasssss queen

>>719611987
nah honestly the 7"5 hurt and couldn't go all the way in and couldn't do some pos properly. he had to be careful

>>719612057
don't really have an accent

what part of welly are you in

>>719612134
Was his thickness better though?

>>719612134
Poms fuck off, we're full

>>719607050
Ever played Dark souls?

http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0hdBB3Nr5rK/1ea3f32d8a878aff

this?

>>719612250

been here since '03

>>719611629
>filename

>>719612134
What color and size are your areolas?

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>>719607050
add me op nzguy ;) where you in NZ? im from welly

>>719612302
that was pretty good

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>>719612186
Aro V

>>719612244
yep it was

>>719612283
nup

>>719612362
pink and large

>>719612384
see above x

>>719612438
cool cool cool.. glad to help

>>719611312
Kekle. Implying I write essays.

Op how autistic are you?

Me personally I raised my voice at my parents trying to tell them saying memes "me" "ems" is cringey as fuck and their just photographs with captions, they don't have a name.. Maybe shitposting. But fuck all who says the word meme outside of anything text based.

>>719612302
Fine, you can stay then, as long as you don't whinge

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>>719612508
as fas as i know not alot if at all.

my shoes are colour/ fabric/style co coordinated, i have to have my water bottle within sight or reach otherwise i feel thirsty and i turn the light off in a room when i'm finished with it. in myers briggs I begin with an E i think

>>719612600
not whinging. Listening to music drinking wine talking to you guys I'm good

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Asshole and pussy spread for you guys :p

I do shave but this is what I consider unshaven =)

Ok op tell us how many dicks have you had so far

>>719612446
In a perfect fantasy how big would the cock you're getting fucked by be, what position would he rail you in and where would you accept his cum?

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>>719607050
Canterbury, home alone drinking
So bored

>>719612775
fyi that's not me (OP)

>>719612775
>implying people in NZ have worms

>>719612775
That looks tasty af. Would lick either hole.

>>719612775
That escalated quickly...
Anyways whats yoir steam ID, im gonna send you something

>>719612885
um m8 are you sure?

that is fucking grotesque

also from Dunedin, about to go to the gym. O week coming up in a month
youngfag

>>719612775
pull up that fine hood on that pussy and show off your clit please

>>719612772
Myers briggs is bullshit. Fails on validity.

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>>719612775

>>719612775
ROFL i recognize this pic

can you do this on vocaroo please based OP ?''I'm sorry for cheating on you, his dick was just so big I couldn't help myself please dont hate me''

>>719612775
You have pin worms

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>>719612446
Whats your snap, haha buzzy I was living in aro for a bit x

>>719612775
Is that actually what pin worms look like?

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>>719612777
last time i checked it was the same as my age so i think it's like 26 give or take

>>719612795
6"5-7" girth be good. me on top if i just wanna get off him on top if i like him. Only in the puss or the mouth

>>719612815
Originally from South Canterbury where you at?

>>719612906
honestly thats not me lol

>>719612957
whats grotesque bb. you up for the 7s?

>>719612963
holy crap you guys thirsty much thats a catfish

>>719612994
i know... first thing i could think of an example

>>719613087
Its not her, its from an earlier thread with a bitch who had worms

>>719613131
Yes it's a common meme picture
I remember the first time I saw it years ago in a troll thread where someone was bragging about fucking his girl in the ass

>>719612775
Keen on a 3some with me and my gf ? we are in wellys xx snap me ;P

>>719613130
>>719612906
>>719612963
>>719613272

The thirst is real

>>719613185
>honestly thats not me lol
I know its not. Ive seen it before
I dont think i said it was you?

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>>719613130
>>719613272

don't have one lol not basic

>>719613309
thank god lol

>>719613291
Welcome to 4chins newfriend

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>>719613185
Up the hills inland from otaio

>>719613189
That meme is old as fuck

>>719613185
You call guys thirsty but you've taken 26 loads of cum in your mouth or pussy? lol, how many glow worms reside inside your body?

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>>719613259

>>719612775
you're a trooper. Little hairy but far from gross. How do you shave your pooper anyhow? that just seems awkward.

>>719613394
>That meme
There was no meme

OP when did you first realize you had worms?

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>>719613381
fucking saved my nig

true bit more south than taht

>>719613438
you're an embarrassment

>>719613185
Jesus Christ, 26? How do you speak to your father?

>>719613490
That is a greasy fucking cock mate

>>719613366
>thank god lol
Dubba dubs, checked
And kek@ the niggers losing their shit over some other nasty bitch

>>719613461
The picture is a meme, I saw it almost a decade ago as a teenage summerfag
I remember thinking it was fucking hilarious and it's one my earliest memories of /b/

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>>719613490
looks like someone needs a new diaper

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>>719613505
Waimo or glenavy ?

>>719613555
Worked all day, was at a hotel. Hadn't washed yet.

>>719613581
memes have frogs in them tho

>>719613624
>hitler memes
I like where this is going

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>>719613626
*presents cock*

"i-i-i hope fema-non kun notices me!!!"

Fucking neck your self you sad fuck. What do you expect to receive from posting this? Do you think this is fucking omegle?

where did file size get reduced from 3mb to 2?

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>>719613408
all of the glow worms. I like sex haha thats not inc the girls I slept with. Also NZ is a super slutty country. thats the norm here

>>719613544
only just really becoming mates

>>719613563
i know I'm cracking up hoping ya'll didn't think it was me

>>719613624
I'm talking like south canters

>>719613696

>>719613833
Dubs have spoken. Get that ugly, greasy dick outta here

Uh op, post some skin so we know ur still here

>>719613833
His dick is average AT BEST. You gotta be like 8 inches and thick for dick pics to get a girls attention
I would know, dick pics never worked very well until I started to become fully grown

>>719613905
>average

more like crooked and lopsided

>>719607445
play planet coaster on steam. just bought it; it's the spiritual successor to roller coaster tycoon and it's godly.

>>719613490
it's always polite to stick with "if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything"

thank you for showing me your phallus. Very kind

>>719613185
Nah I don't think I'll make it up for the sevens. the 9s looks like more fun this year! but just going to go up to visit some mates. Will be my first time up there!

>>719613888
How the fuck do you keep getting dubs and trips?
The fuck outta here and where are the titties and why arent they on my face

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>>719613888
Can't get much more south than Waimo in Canterbury. Oamaru is otago

>>719607050
>>719607050
>>719607050
DEEP PERSONAL REVELATION OR GTFO

>>719614000
trips of truth

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>>719614053
so where you staying? you going out to town?


>>719614058
trying to establish dominance and proving i'm not a new fag/OP is still alive

>>719614083
love. near timaru :)

>>719614133
what do you want? ama i'm drunk enough to type badly whatever you ask

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how did this fuckin thread even gain traction? some fat bitch in a skirt that doesnt even show tits. gay whiteknight losers

>>719614207
Fucking oath I'll be going to town. Can't experience a city without hitting the town. You much of a town goer?

>>719614207
Post your fucking tits or gtfo you dumb cunt

>>719607445
>baldur's gate
What class?

>>719614207
>trying to establish dominance
Fuckin hawt
Dominate more plz

what happened too you /b/...

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>>719614207
That's north of me :)

>>719614248
The fact that you're the first person to point this to proves /b/ is cucked to shit

>>719614207
well in that case. Your deepest sexual fantasy.

>>719614207
Is it frustrating being with a girl and getting to a point of just wanting to be pounded?

Show that bush, slut

>>719614248
>gay whiteknight losers
>missusing memes

>>719614306
haha too bad you're too much of an antisocial faggot to ever get laid your fucking failure.

>>719614306
EAT SHIT

What drugs have you done so far?

>>719614207
Would you be keen on a threesome?

>>719614400
Would you be keen on drinking bleach?

>>719610738
Why is there a turd on your mirror?

>>719614371
>3 kids, never get laid
You know me so well. I'm cut

>>719614207
need tits

>>719614332
Kek, youre that dude that crashes in on social gatherings and demanda all the women in the room show their titties because its what men demand, right?

>>719614448
Who the fuck wants to sleep with a guy with three kids you deadbeat. Kill your self, you sad excuse of a father. You childrens hearts are bleeding because of you

>>719614498
My wife

>>719614489
I demanda you to shut the fuck up faggot

Now post tits

>>719614368
>faggot white knight cuck doesn't know shit about /b/ and is cancer to the entire internet

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>>719614263
with the right crowd yeah i love town!

>>719614285
haf orc barb i think. went basic as first time playing in ages. my characters on IWD are more op

>>719614295
always

>>719614345
hurting someone to the point of where they are fearful of pain/death

>>719614355
yes and no as strap ons do the job but you need meat sometimes

>>719614396
weed, mushies, all legals, salvia, P by accident, mda, e

>>719614432
makeup

>>719614534
I'm telling her you're trying to hook up with fat bitches on 4chan right now,expect your divorce papers by the 30th

Welp OP, thread over
The faggots have finished their tendies and finished bannaposting and theyve found this thread

>>719614627
are you dominant or submissive sexually

>>719614627
Post your tits you attention whoring cunt

SAGEEEEEE

>>719614672
dominant

>>719614680
Faggot

>>719614698
well shit.

You definitely seem like a fun sexual partner

>>719614680
she did with first post you stupid fuckmook move your beta faggotry

>Fat
>From NZ
What a shock

>>719614630
>if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen
pathetic post you sad cuck

>>719614627
I can usually go to town by myself and still have a good night. Just get out of your comfort zone

can you post tits pls, btw love you random femanon

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>>719614332
amen /pol/ is the new b
>>719614489
youve never been to a social gathering have you
>>719614630
kek
>>719614627
GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT

>>719614627
Did you do EE or just regular? Also did you just play 1 or did you play 2 as well?
I did Dragon Disciple Sorcerer for my first playthrough using EE.
IWD was kind of boring to me because it was just a straight run through of dungeon after dungeon.

>>719614741
did you not see her stats? how is that fat...go fap over some anime

>>719614740
>bra = tits
>this is what cucked nu-/b/ actually believes

>>719612775
OP this

>>719614698
>dominant
Bullshit.
Youre tiny. How are you dominant next to big guys (4u) like me?

>>719614740
Since when is a bra the same as tits?

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>>719614630
Sure

>>719614767
If Wellington is anything like Christchurch, town isn't safe for a girl alone.

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>>719614744
Don't project your anger from your failed marriage onto me

There's a wormhole in this thread

All hail /WormQueen/ of /b/

>>719614627
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

>>719614744
>>719614814
I quoted the wrong post kek. meant to quote this: >>719614656

>>719614789
Not that guy but it's chubby anon. I'm the same height and 3 kgs heavier. It's definitely chubby.

>>719614792
Gave up on tits m8, litterally 5 other girls posted tonight and im fapped out.
Why u want her tits so bad anyways? Aint got a pair waiting for you at home?

>>719614813
Fair but chch is gay as fuck, completely scattered. barely any uni students go to town. Thirsty methed up cunts. Dunedin is small, close as fuck and wellington is almost the same.

God this board needs to be nuked.

>>719614917
Probably a good thing. I was ditched in town once and a guy was really pushing me for sex. Dunno if he would have raped me but he was trying to drag me into alleys and shit. Fuck that

N O R M I E S D I E

>>719607050
>>719607050
whats up with a sign op? can i get my name on your tits?

>>719614971
Wait, u op or a new girl cause tits are needed

>>719614915
I just like dissing the cucked beta orbiters and pointing out how these newfags are cucks so that they will get butthurt

This bitch isn't hot anyways

>>719614627
I'm gonna lose it if you don't post tits bitch, they can't be that bad

>>719615001
>reeeeee
>muh /r9k/
Kys

>>719615033
Different girl but I don't post anymore after a guy got psycho obsessive with my pics

>>719612957
Did you used to go to unipol gym before it changed in 2012?

>>719614971
Nah you just stay on the main street with the other people. safer in a crowd. People are friendly but at the same time aggressive when it comes to males doing that shit. Probably females being abusive sets them off too.

>>719614627
My fiancé of 10 years claims she is bi. She has been with many girls before we got together, however since we have been together she reckons she doesn't need to be with a girl anymore. Dirty talk makes her really wet when I talk about having a slutty 18 year old prositute waiting at home when she gets home from work when we a dirty talking during sex. I'm thinking about making it happen. Thoughts? Chances she could get to into girls again and not want my meat?

>>719607050
Could you post bare tits please?

>>719615161
It was like 3 in the morning and all the streets were deserted on the way home. First and only time I ever went into town.

>>719615053
But you arent dissing the beta orbiters so i dont get it
Op is a /b/ tard who happens to be a bush basher. Kind of plesent conversation.
Altho i do agree ahe owes us tits, i just cba to demand it cause idc if she does or doesnt. Ive had enough femanon tits today to last me a week

>>719615090
who cares post tits

>>719614736
if i want to please the other person

>>719614767
yeah but i can't really go by myself can i. but i love going, would go at any opp

>>719614774
why would i get out of my own thread dumb dumb

>>719614779
ee? just BG1 but all IWD, will alwys love it

>>719614799
how big are you?

>>719614813
nah wellys algs

>>719614828
no i use it?

>>719614906
lol you're a guy... and yes I know i'm slightly on the chubb size. I quit smoking. I'm working out everyday and changed my entire diet. I've already lost 4kg in teh last 2 weeks. at least I'm doing somthing about it and admitting it...

>>719615009
mebe

>>719615033
new girl

>>719615187
nah shes still want the meat. let her go for a night or two let her get it out of her system she'll always come back to the dick

>>719615090
Kek dude post tits and time stamp.
No one wants to see your face

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>>719607050
Do you have snapchat? Im pretty drunk too, wana have some fun? Ive got a nice cock.

>>719615326
Guy knows my tits. I have weirdly distinctive nipples

>>719615300
You could dom me any day

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>>719615090
Well wtf do you expect?
>Posts her tits online
>Gets upset when someone sees them and wants to have with you.

Dumb slut. All camwhores should be raped then crucified.

>>719615300
>how big are you?
Im 6'4 265lbs
Big enough that you could curl on my lap
So how will you dominate a giant?

>>719615152
Nah man, new to dunedin. My brothers probably did, they're a lot older than I. the new gym is pretty good tho.
>>719615224
yeah well everyone is different. If it happened again, you're cursed. Where do you live tho?

OP is a fat loser, the only advantage being female, but she doesn't even post tits

>>719615454
this

Oi op what MC server were you on m8

>>719615445
Christchurch

OP I see where you keep your can of worms

>>719615445
Damn man, that old gym was fucking tops. It was like old school bodybuildears Valhalla.
The new one is for normies

>>719615500
Yeah well there ya go. head to dunedin or go to welly. Somewhere student orientated and a lot more chill you'll be free to have a good night.

post kik, more buttholes

>>719615410
What the fuck?
How? Show me

>>719615300
I'm pretty comfortable in my abilities to give her what she wants from a bloke. Just thinking she might slip into old habits if she gets a girl make her cum harder than I make her. Honestly I'd like to be involved but when she gets a bit serious about it she wants to do it on her own. When chicks are proper bi is it all about girls only? Are 3somes more about a girl trying to keep her bf happy?

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>>719615592
Ok
But only cause I'm 75% sure he's asleep.

Apparently not many girls have bumpy nips

>>719615300
I'll hit you up when I go up then and you can have that opportunity. Then again, I just wanna go to te papa tbh.

>>719615654
non distinctive, more?

>>719615654
As a retard I totally believe you

>>719615654
Fat chicks often have bumpy and terrible tits like that, don't worry

>>719615654
They arent distinct
But they are pretty
8/10
Would suck on

>>719615761
Eh. They were like it when I was skinny too
Just perkier

>>719615654
>But only cause I'm 75% sure he's asleep.

Wrong, dumb bitch. One day, I will get you.

>>719615574
I hear sky fitness is more like the body builders valhalla tbh. There are some big cunts at snap but I'm just getting back into it, minding my own business.

>>719615761
Kek

>>719615187
Sounds familiar.

Don't do it. In her deeper mind she only wants you, and wants you to set boundaries and keep her good.
She likes the fantasies more because of the idea of you being more dominant and powerful.
She wouldn't like the reality, and if she is the kind of girl I think she is, very jealous.

Lock her down, be assertive and dominant, make her feel safe without capitulating.
Keep fantasies as fantasies.

Feet and ass in doggy?

>>719615806
Righto fatty. /b/ doesnt want your shit body.

>>719615654
Time stamp

>>719615807
If you were actually him you'd be spamming the thread with my pictures. Nice try

>>719615855
Cool story you're telling.