Waifu thread
Previous: >>719572645
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
what is anon so triggered :o
Obsessing over a individual person is entirely different
Claim :o
>>719584858
still here
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>719584221
Yeah I've been playing league for a while so I've learned how to prepare for situations like that.
>>719584338
Late get
Hello!
カラミチーマス
Spotted an Oscar Mayer wiener mobile thing. Gave me a free whistle.
Claim
>>719585041
Hello! How are you?
Poorfag claimed
>>719584925
Why would anyone actually listen to Chen?
He's an edgy cunt who is routinely wrong about nearly everything he tries to argue about.
I wish I had more coffee right now. How is everyone?
>>719585396
still dead on the inside
>>719585252
Hello again, Poorfag.
>>719585396
I'm doing well!
>>719585396
You hate the coffee I offer you.
>>719583143 (Sara)
Yep, work was somewhat of a slog- poring over a bunch of data and lots of phone calls ahead of a foodborne illness investigation tomorrow morning. That part will be interesting, while training one of the newer employees who hasn't participated in one yet.
Beyond that, it's another relaxing evening with some laughing at /pol/ and social media.
>>719584221 (Kyouko)
Eh, nothing wrong with blowing off some steam every now and then. I don't get rattled often, but when it happens, oftentimes the root cause was me playing stupid and getting out of my game.
>>719585396
Doing well, see above. It's pretty early in the am over there, no?
>>719585193
I'm doing pretty good and yourself?
>>719585396
See above
>>719585608
Kek'd
>>719585737
Sounds like they're keeping you busy. Hope it's interesting.
Yeah I'm watching /pol/ and the news right now. Ready for the massive butthurt and possible threats
Cat loop successful.
>>719585535
That's good! Got any plans for the day?
>>719585608
Do you offer me coffee?
>>719585737
Nearly 4am. I'm basically nocturnal, and I have work to do now.
>>719586002
I'm pretty good! Kind of annoyed that we're out of milk so I have to drink my coffee black, but that's it. Been up to much?
>>719586002
I'm doing pretty well!
What are you up to?
>>719586002
All in a good day's work, at the very least I get out of the office for a while tomorrow to get out and about. As always, we're hoping we don't confirm anything since things get difficult when that's the case.
>>719586918
mission complete
what expression is this?
>>719586002
I know you like it!
>>719587125
I have before.
>>719587567
exasperation?
>>719587125
It's almost midnight, so..
I just gotta go for a jog at some point, then heading to bed.
How about you?
Madoka claimed
>>719587728
From what?
>>719587731
:o
>>719587786
Howdy
>>719587125
Ah, that's right. Forgot you were in Scotland. I always did my best research and work in deep nights before the sun came up. Now I'm back to normal work hours and leave the fun stuff for weekends when I don't have to be up at 6am.
>>719587786
Nice scarf. How's it going?
>>719587571
I'd drink that coffee.
>>719587962
Hello there, how are you?
>>719588053
Pretty good, thanks. How are you?
>>719587567
-_-
>>719587567
fucking spics are back for attention
that one
>>719588179
-_-.
>hello all
last day of work ended with bonus money and a coworker doing the "impossible"
weekend lazy day tomorrow because wife will have the car. anyone here ever buy a house?
>>719588064
Still slightly salty over League (Duuno why I took it seriously) but other then that, my bellies' happy. Hows your day?
>>719588224
It's funny to be racist haha
>>719588251
hi hope its a nice day off for you.
>>719587571
You have?
>>719587784
I have to do documentation work, a little bit of coding, then go to a meeting. Then I'm meeting up with a friend of mine to help him out with some stuff, then hopefully sleep?
>>719588053
I tend to code at night, for some reason. I like how quiet it is or something. That and it's nice to be awake when Mako is.
>>719587125
No not really, classes are back up for me. Just playing Vidya right now
>>719587134
Good!
Refer to above
>>719587175
I would imagine it's a ton of paperwork if it does get confirmed.
But it's always good to hope for the best
>>719587571
You know it!
>>719588171
Quite well, relaxing here and lurking some other boards before bed. It's always comfy in these threads.
>>719588251
Yep, what do you wanna know about getting one? When you say last day of work, is that it, or do you just have some time off?
>>719588053
I don't know how anyone could pass on that offer, honestly.
>>719588349
I think it was the first time you were around.
>>719588422
What's good?
>>719588324
thanks i hope you have a nice day as well ^_^
>>719588501
my weekend is friday/saturday but i worked both days last week so it's my first time off for 2 weeks. just some general do's and don'ts on buying a house. how much of a down payment should i put up? can we just use my wife's credit or do we have to use both?
>>719588673
Oh right, I was a bit of an ass back then, sorry. I was probably a little unapproachable because of things happening outside of here.
>>719588349
That sounds like quite a long day...
>>719588422
Vidiya's good.
>Look over, pump not firing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gonna go deal.
>>719588269
That's good that your belly is happy! My day is going pretty good, pretty sleepy though.
I don't think we've talked before, are you the usual Kyoko claimer?
>>719588501
It usually is pretty comfy, but it has its days.
>>719588855
I'm kidding, you only said these little coffee cans were awful.
They probably don't taste too good compared to a real cup.
Everything is fine now?
>>719589124
Nope, I usually claim Yuno but I heresy'd into Kyouko
>>719588349
The quiet is what helps me. No distractions, much easier to get into a mental flow and take care of business/come up with new ideas. Of course, having your significant other is a huge bonus.
>>719588422
Yeah, it is. Lots of paperwork, people ready to sue, and depending on what happens, you may have to do a deposition and/or testify in court. The worst is when the media gets involved.
>>719588673
Dunno either, but more caffeine is good. Cowboy coffee or regular old coffee is fine by me.
>>719588753
Ahh, gotcha. With a house, credit is king. Interest rates are low. Depending on how much financial space you have, you'll need to get a FHA loan where you can put 5% down. Conventional loans require a 20% or larger down payment. If you're military/ex-military, look into a VA loan. I don't know exact terms on those as far as down payments go.
Your credit score is gonna determine if it's best to go with one name on the house (if one has great credit and the other one is terrible), or both (similar, but solid credit scores). Obviously, if both of you are in decent shape credit-wise, the bank will be willing to lend you more money up front.
It's a lot more hoops to jump through for getting a house because of 2008, but take your time and do the homework on what you can realistically afford, where you want to move to, etc, etc.
Late because
>been texting this cute redhead girl I told you guys about on Wednesday night on and off for 3 hours
>she doesn't want to come out to the range or to the arena
>tell her to come over and we can cook together
>"like a date"?
>call it whatever you like. Are you in?
>"idk"
No idea what to tell her next? Any cheat codes on this particular level? I want to not die a virgin, preferably
>>719588673
Well I'm playing Vidya with friends right now
>>719589537
Yeah
>Small outbreak in a small quiet town
>It's an epidemic to the media
Everytime
Can't imagine the court cases are any better
>>719589264
TsunYun?
>>719589264
Well nice claim, good choice in heresy.
>>719589042
It's going to be. I just hope I can get the coding done in time, because I'm really not in the mood for it.
>>719589126
Everything is more than fine. I was also just trying to act a little less... Me, I guess. Difficult to explain, but I was trying to avoid some things with some people.
How're you doing?
>>719589537
I'm not sure it's necessarily the quiet, because I tend to listen to loud music while I'm doing it. It might just be the general atmosphere, or something like that. Of course, having Mako around is probably more of a distraction that I can't help but love to have.
>>719589799
RIP: Haruhi, Samejima, and Sonokawa.
You will never be forgotten.
We love you.
>>719589711
i dont know best of luck in it though
>>719589999
They all left at once?
>>719589799
YouKnow, Tsun is pracitally the true yunofag at this point
>>719589802
It's fun to heresy sometimes, it makes some salty~
>>719589999
What happened to Haruhi?
>Checked
>>719589537
>cowboy coffee
>cowboy
>Dallas cowboys
I'm still triggered honestly.
>>719589828
Playing boats again?
>>719589828
That's good to hear then.
I'm great. Got to voice chat with someone for the first time and I was nervous but I think it went well.
>>719589799
err 2nd reply is for you >>719590138
>>719585396
Which brand do you prefer?
>>719589999
quads
sameji was cool and haruhi cute
>>719589124
Yeah, it does. At the end of the day, we're on /b/ after all.
>>719589264
>a Yuno
Yeah, Kyoukos are easier to remember for me.
>>719589711
If you're a gambler, you call it what it is. If you want to be more subtle, see if she has anything she'd like to try together, or if she has a special request.
>>719589799
That's kinda how it works- if it's something serious like botulism, one case is considered an outbreak. For something like norovirus, the threshold is much higher. Media is a bunch of vultures though, I've been through the firing squad too many times already.
>>719589828
I go for quieter music, but that's just me. I like the total atmosphere when I'm getting knee deep into a particular subject. If I'm getting sleepy or distracted, I might go loud just to change it up a bit and refocus.
>>719589999
Sameji's doing well, been talking to him over the past couple of days.
>>719590138
>football
>Seattle is out of the playoffs too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>719589711
Dumb fuck ask her to watch a movie with you.
>the range
girls hate guns
>the arena
Arena football? Girls hate football
>come over to my house so we can cook
How gay can you get? She's not that easy to sleep with and she doesn't want to fucking cook, she's not your wife you fuck
>>719590114
I wouldn't over do the heresy thing though, I can understand the saltiness though. Unless it's a shit claim.
>>719590415
That's what it all comes down to I guess
>>719590082
Yup all on the same day, they want to focus on the future.
>>719590114
Kurome broke her heart.
>>719590329
Cigarettes don't make you cool, and being overly needy doesn't make you cute.
>>719590415
>talking to another guy on the phone
gay
>>719590782
I normally like pink hair girls~ But I've already loved Kyouko from when I first watched Madoka Magica
>>719590972
Rip
>>719590415
I don't root for any team in particular and I like close games, but I really wanted them to win that one.
>>719589999
will not forget
for your digits.
>>719591024
Kurome is stupid, I would love have a cute needy girl clinging to me 24/7
>>719591117
>off by six omggg
>>719590138
Yes of course
>>719590298
Kek
>>719590415
The media picks up the smallest scrap of information and blows it up more than it has to these days. Especially politically but it's not exclusive to that.
>>719590972
point on the cigs but he cared for people
needy is cute fuck you
>>719590138
Oh, that's neat! I should probably voice chat with someone soon, but I'm still super nervous about the whole thing!
>>719590415
Ah, I go loud music because it helps me to focus. Usually.
>>719590972
That's a little disheartening though, so many people leaving all at once.
>>719591309
What's your favorite brand of coffee, woman!?
>>719591024
Big fan of pink hair too (obviously), that's understandable she's a qt 3.14
>>719591273
He should learn to care for himself first.
Not psychotic needy!
>>719591309
I miss Haruhi the most, she was adorable and crazy.
>>719591098
This weekend's matchups should be good, then it'll be a dead week before the Superb Owl. After that, it's gonna be a while before there's any meaningful sports in the Dallas area since it's baseball/hockey/basketball, none of which will be near the end of their seasons.
>>719591241
That's pretty much what they're trained to do. Ask leading questions, key in on body language/tone of voice/misinterpret something, etc. Just like court, say as little as possible and mind the non-verbal cues.
>>719591309
Sometimes a drink or two helps me relax as well for better focus.
Madoka claimed
>>719591588
he was still cute and nice to talk with
On mobile so I'm downloading Homura pics.
Homura claimed.
>>719591241
Have you unlocked the german ship you wanted?
>>719591309
Is it Makoto?
>>719591707
Is hockey meaningful in Dallas at any time of the year?
>>719591236
I was going to claim Madoka but changed my mind, it does bring me great joy to see a real madoka claimer
>>719591841
Are you really 6'9"?
>>719591896
Fuck off KyouBot >:^)
>>719591425
Carte Noire.
>>719591588
I kind of miss Sameji, it was fun to watch him bully Mako.
>>719591707
I could never code while drinking, even though apparently it can help.
>>719591874
How'd you guess?
>>719591874
Yeah, over the past couple of seasons. Ever since we got the old GM of the Red Wings, Lindy Ruff as the HC, and the Benn brothers from your national hockey team, they've been fun to watch down the stretch. Aside from that, not really except for the late 90s. 1999 when they won the Cup was pretty damned awesome staying up until 2:30 am listening to the OT games on the radio.
>>719592002
Oh no.
Not this fag again.
I am -_-
>>719591790
Nice pic, saved~
>>719592231
>Carte Noire.
argh yuk do you hate yourself or something?
>>719592297
No I'm someone else. You know Homura is 5'2"? You'll crush her.
>>719592336
>>719590972
>>719590082
>>719590114
>>719590329
>>719590415
>>719591117
Those are all CC with his "personas"
Congratulations, you just played yourself.
>>719592647
/thread
>>719592647
I play with my self errrday
>>719592190
Oi cheeki lass didnt you heresy into someone else
>>719592837
/saved to my harddrive, my network, my MEGA, my Dropbox,my jump drive, my OneDrive, my Google Drive, etc.
>>719592231
Hmm I wonder.
I wasn't too sure, I'd expect you guys to have talked before.
>>719592239
I haven't been around long enough for their glorious days I guess.
>>719593046
pervert
>>719592398
Probably.
>>719592647
Really?
>>719593057
Yeah, well I have hangups about my voice so I kind of find that kind of thing difficult.
>>719592949
Boi, whatchu talkin' bout?
NYAA.SE IS DOWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719593370
If you're an experienced coffee drinker then you should try Cafe Bustelo, I traveled the world in my late 20's and I have to say that was the best I've tasted.
>>719591874
Yep got the Bismark
>>719591707
Yep they're definitely the birds of prey in this era. Hopefully we can change how intrusive they are and actually make their reporting more accurate. But that also somehow avoiding restrictions to free speech
>>719593370
Haruhi, Samejima, and Sonokawa are
>>719592551
Also saved~ thanks anon you're really helping me out!
>>719593766
Have you been down under lately and tried one of Ona's blends?
>>719593822
Talk about a multiple personality disorder.
>>719593531
Calimari time!
>Homura
>>719594112
Aussieland is a beautiful country and I hope to travel there soon.
>>719585535
Hello. Sorry for the late reply, kinda sleepy still.
>>719594158
He said he has multiple personas on /waifu/.
>>719593370
It's like that for me too.
And there was feedback because he was using a phone ;-;
>>719593803
Ooh, how do you like it?
>>719594072
Ahhhhh I hate you.
>>719594405
And why is that? Also saved
>>719593057
Outside of football, Dallas teams have been one and done at best, or in the case of the Rangers, they make it to the World Series and can't get over the wall.
>>719593803
That's the tricky part, the whole thing is like navigating a minefield at times. There's times where media is good, and other times where it's not so good. Now more than ever though, it's all about breaking the story first or posting whatever first to get the biggest reaction.
Time for sleep, take it easy.
>>719594238
What area were you thinking of visiting first?