Share your sex toys. I just got my first bad dragon 3 days ago.

How is the texture on that one? Looks like a rough ride

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>>719585162
its very ridged, and it looks like itll be fun to try out.

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>>719584807
wash it. don't dry it. put it in warm or hot water so it isn't cold (if its not scalding but it's hot it feels great)
this is mine. Virgil, medium size.

>>719584807
Air dry on a non-lint surface.
Store in an empty drawer or box.

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>>719586222
Pic related

>>719586222
Checked

>>719586220
a cum tube! it looked interesting but i didnt know if id want that sorta thing.
>>719586222
thanks, its so pretty but the lint made me want to die.

>>719586220
and for the record op, you should wash your dildo before and after you use it. after to keep it clean, and before to make sure you're not putting any foreign stuff that may or may not end up on the toy, up ur butt.

is there any with a more silken feel to them? I tried to get a dildo once, but the strong smell of rubber, and that surface that kinda squeeks when you rub your fingers over it is just blech.

>>719586537
yea, i made sure i read the care sheet that came with it. i didnt know i shoulve air dried instead of towel drying though.

Try a microfiber cloth and grab a satin bag to keep it in. There's also cleaner and toy powder you can get from adult toy stores that you can get to help prolong the life of your toy. A toy box or toy bag will keep it from capturing lint for sure. Be sure not to store it next to other silicone toys as well.
>I work for an adult toy store.

>>719586482
even if you're in into the whole cum play stuff, it's useful to get some lube in when you wana keep going. granted most lubes are too thick to go through the tube, other than the cum lube they sell. you don't have to go crazy with it like some people do. just a wee bit when you need it.

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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!

>>719586737
i wasnt thinking of the practical use of it like that, honestly i WAS picturing the cum play scenario with it. maybe ill include one when i get another toy from them.

Faggots.

I have 4 onaholes

>>719586872
well I mean, that's the reason I got it was because I like the idea of being filled with cum. so no harm no foul. also if you're considering on getting the firmness of your toy split, I do recommend it especially if you're getting a suction cup. my virgil is med/ firm base and I've been very rough to it and never had a problem with it popping off yet. some times it's a little bit hard to get it off though (mainly because it's covered in lube)

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Janine. It's great.

Nudes or gtfo

>>719587233
you first faggot.

>>719586343

damn thats nice wat company makes that

>>719587397
Real doll £400

>>719587197
very pretty. i know theyre extra soft, but is the texture noticable with it BEING so soft?

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>>719584807
Is it better to have something inhuman shaped? I can't get turned on by that just from looking at it but does it feel better than a real dick or realistic dildo?
I think pic related is an ideal dick.

>>719584807
why does it feel like 99% of /b/ has dragon dildos

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>>719584807
Air dry them. Silicone picks up lint and hairs really easily.

>>719587629
how boring. some people don't like vanilla and have a kink for something that isn't human like. you know, kinda like furries?

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>>719587564
It's pretty soft but the texture is very aggressive so it produces a pretty intense feeling. If you're above-average size it might be too much pressure. BD doesn't make a looser penetratable though.

>>719587629
Nigger

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>>719587818

>>719587880
Why are you getting defensive? I asked a question you didn't answer

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>>719588011
>tfw you have $2k of dragon dildos

Does bad dragon have any real competitors?

>>719588265
Exotic Erotics
Primal Hardware
Square Peg
and many more small etsy shops

>>719588131
which one is your favorite? either design or feel, up to you

>>719588265
>real
no but some are close

>>719587808
Because it's not gay if it's dragon penis. How could it be? Dragons do not exist!

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>>719588399
When I was using them more regularly and could take the knot without much warmup the Naga (second from left) was my favorite. More recent I've tightened back up and haven't been using them much I'm liking the Vergil (middle) best. Some of the others still get a good amount of use, but aren't my standard gotos.

>>719588020
word your shit better then.

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Not mine, some kid posted his mom's tho. Lot of toys for one bitch

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my friend got me the fleshlight ice for christmas. its pretty cool seeing yourself cum.

>>719588987
>not yours

>>719588987
no pistols in the trash killed me

>>719584807
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>>719584807
fuck you fags, mine is free and is better than any woman or in your faggot ass cases any boy with tits. pic related is mine

>>719584807
I keep lint off by not having one
faggot

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>>719589236
Oldschool, Wanna lend it to me?

>>719589162
u fucking avin a gigle m0t?
teching the plebs bout teh virty priv net
kys
how are we supposed to hack these fags when they don't delete their exif? what's the fun in just posting pictures and being gay? none.

>>719586343
that is a nice dick..and it looks like mine, obviously not like 8 inches but it does...and i'm trans...

>>719589057
you can see yourself cum anytime

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I make my own.

>>719589608
what's your cam model name?

>>719589836
and it shows

>>719589057
A guy friend bought you this?

>>719589923
idk but i lost

>>719588944
Stop being a butthurt furry kys faggot

>>719589848
I don't, I'm just a "girl" and not into dildos either, just wanted to say that one looked very realistic.

put some constarch on it, that'll help preserve it and keep the lint off it

>>719590100
Shut up faggot no one asked

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>>719590089
lol
>butthurt
seems you're the one who's butthurt anon.

>>719590200
nah bleach and ammonia works best

>>719584807
Piece of shit degenerate faggot KYS

>>719590282
>lol

BERRRRRR
back to le r3ddit for you

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>>719589836
dat mold line.

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>>719584807
I just leave my dildo on my fridge. It is very useful

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My assault knot bayonet

>>719590365
i've heard of people dying from cutting themselves with shit like that and it forcing air into their system. no joke. some bitch even died using a carrot that way.

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>>719590348
>sounding this autistic
we're here to talk about dildos. go be butthurt some where else

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>>719590634

>>719587818
that fucking pointy one scares me. could yo hurt yourself with that?

>>719590410
i fucking knew it, fuckin' trumpers.

>>719590690
It's really soft.

>>719590690
nah. it's silicone so its point is real soft.

>>719590690
That one is super soft so that it is like a tongue, it won't hurt you

>>719590690
i assume you're talking about the tongue one, not op of that pic but i used to have one. the tips isnt sharp and its pretty soft

>>719584807
Leave it to air dry or dry with a hairdryer after washing. Store in a plastic container.

If you want to use a cloth, dab with a paper towel. Any lateral motion will get lint on it.

>>719590831
I voted for Gary Johnson :|

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I have real ones.

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>>719591018

>>719591018
well share some more you faggot

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>>719591123

>>719591018
how does it feel to be kicked?

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Used to have a super thick short black one too. Lost it somewhere. Who knows.

Really hurting for the real thing. even the 12" BBC doesn't cut it anymore. I can hit my G-spot if I'm crab-walking and fucking it though, haha.

>>719591018
>not a penis
ishygddt

>>719590426
The carrot one was on 1000 ways to die

>>719587808
99%?
That's a pretty good chance you have one.

>>719590985
thats a dolphin dick, not a tongue

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>>719591172
Silly kid. They dont kick if they like what you're doing.

>>719584807
I have Bruiser in those same colors.
I always just canned air it before use.

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>>719584807
Just got my first BD, a medium Crackers the other day.

<3

Congrats OP!

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>>719591164

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>>719591714

>>719584807
When washing latex toys you dont hand dry them. Use Really Hot Water but not boiling hot, hand clean and then rinse with the hot water, the water will run off, whatever doesnt will evaporate off, store in its box until next use.

>>719591754
nice mare

>>719590410
You're not really scaring anyone away with that thing you know c;

Charge! at me o;

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>>719591950

>>719591875
Very nice! I hope you have a lot of fun with it.

I've tried to play around with mine, but so far, even with a ton of lube, I haven't managed more than the very tip, except orally.

>>719591875
each to their own, anon
in my preference a little bit of stretching can be fun. and I do mean a little bit, but when you're going to town you loosen up any ways so why bother. having it long enough to hit your prostate is where it counts, imo.

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My giraffe from EE, love it to bits

>>719592614
>to bits
Could you be more British?

>>719592711
>not British

I've got a very normal sized glass plug in my ass right now :)

>>719584807
Wtf is wrong with you guys that you shove giant oddly shaped dildos up your ass?

>>719593030
you're on /b/ so your guess is as good as mine faggot.

>>719592614
this thing looks intense

My question is how hard it is to work your way to the really big stuff. I can only put two fingers up there, three is too much.

>>719586343
It looked like at first glance someone shoved their boner through a sheet of paper...

>>719587037
http://www.tokyokinky.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/puni-syota-otoko-no-ko-anal-onahole-1.jpeg

Four of these?

>>719587818

the pale ale can looks like a hard ride

>>719588895
>tightened up
lol you will have a prolapsed asshole for the rest of your life

>>719588895

Ever tried the Angry Angel?

>>719589836
Give me your Rei figurine

>>719590410
do you put the top one in first or the bottom?

>>719591172
They kick sideways, unless they decide to ram you some how, but you'll be the one ramming them ;)

I wish more than anything I could get a dildo made of my own cock. So I could literally fuck myself.

>>719595285
Get the "clone a Willy" kit

>>719595285

If all you want to do is fuck yourself, there are far less involved ways of doing it.

And, to be fair, more involved ways too, like getting married.

>>719595531
kek'd

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>>719595531
>more involved ways of fucking your self
>getting married
My sides are in the Oort Cloud

>>719590365
wouldnt be such a problem that it'd cut you
crappy cheap dildos have that mould line and no one gets cut open

>>719595517
any idea if it works well? I don't want to waste money for nothing.

>>719596521
I have no clue, I don't need it since I have toys already

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>>719596601
I have this, but it's a bit too big. Feels fuckin' amazing, but too big...

I have a decent sized dick and I think it'd be just about perfect.....

>>719591175

Get an F-machine.

I got the gigolo mini with an 8" doc johnson.

one of the best buys of my life. tad pricey, but when I have an electric machine going in and out of me 4x a second, I like knowing those safety features will likely keep me out of the hospital.

>>719596904
Mines the giraffe one above ;)

>>719597415
Mines the pepsi can

>>719598068
Lol

>>719584807
dust your fucking house, thats how

>>719587818
can you give me one

>>719590384
link?