Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military.

Nah. I could hold the Cheetos just out of your reach.

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>US Military
>Neckbeards are allowed and not against regulations
>Poorly bloused pants are allowed as well

>>719583036
Why the hell is he built like Steve from Minecraft? His head is almost perfectly square.

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US military = filled with fags

Fact or fiction?

>>719583036
you cant walk into my house because I live on a flying air fortress. Try again, hun.

>>719583242
bro he's probably SF

>>719583316
Fact

I've independently confirmed this by thinking about it

>>719583036
>private thinking he's hot shit when he's just begun

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>>719583803
Is that your response? Really? All the effort I put into my post, and you respond with that ‘witty’ retort of yours? The passions and experiences of my life have been poured into ensuring my post was a masterpiece. You’re merely a peasant that can’t even begin to understand how my post was utter perfection. I bet you couldn’t even replicate even an iota of how great my post was. I laugh at the thought of how bewildered and overheated your brain must be for attempting to even begin to refute my post. Even if you went to Harvard and earned a Master’s in the study of my post, you would still lament your inability to learn the prophetic undertones of my post. But you know what? I pity you, since it is a tragedy you couldn’t appreciate my post. The experience could have changed you… made you a better man. Instead, you will remain the hollow shell of a man who could have received salvation. The anguish of you not being able to truly appreciate my post will haunt you to your grave.

>>719583036

castle doctrine

you B&E, and you get the same as a black from the ghetto

12 gauge, both barrels, in the stomach at point blank

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>>719583036

still a fatso, Gomer Pyle.

>>719583899
Waiter, could you send this pasta back, it's stale.

>>719583036
You wouldn't fit through the damn entryway, fatass. Lay off the doritos and maybe one day you'll get the privilege of touching my luscious cheeks

>>719583899
what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?

Inb4 navy seals pasta

>>719583036
>Implying trying to walk up my porch wouldn't kill you

>>719583036
Lol ok there wannabe valor let's run it down. Longhair beard overweight no patches no rank...what's your at center?

>>719583803
it's obviously bait. it's a fat neckbeard with general rank on. at least nobody is like "STOLEN VALOR!"

>>719583036
Why's this fat Mongolian calling me a nerd

>>719584071
ioioioioio

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>>719583316
btw this guy really is in the us army

kek

>>719584769
This has gotta be fake I need some sauce for this I don't believe

>>719585042

you just need common sense, there are multiple things on the pic that prove its fake.
Ill give you an easy one, he is a 1 star general.

>>719584769
...and apparently is... a Brigadier General?

>>719583242
That's not an actual soldier. Look at the "rank." No fucking general looks like that.

It's just some cosplaying asshole in an Army uniform be bought online.

>>719585850
Of course a general doesn't look like that you fucking idiot

Some privates do tho

>>719584769
general fatass isn't in the army. nice shoop.

>>719585940
not in my fucking army. maybe nowadays. are stress cards still a thing?

>>719585940
No private in the military looks like that.

Guys, actual real-life US Air Force anon here. That uniform is all wrong. The star would go on the lapels and the center of his cover, not the front of his f*cking fatigues. And two, there is NO general or ANY member of the armed forces that would be allowed to have a beard, ESPECIALLY not one like that.

>tl;dr op should feel bad for impersonating us army guy

>>719583036
Show dick in uniform

>>719583899
Is this pasta

>>719583036
to be perfectly honest he doesn't appear to be any less retarded than most flag level officers I have dealt with in my time.

i served under G-Dub and Obeezy, all three years i spent in iraq were worthless... what a stupid war

>>719583036

They accept all body types in the military. This guy is fresh.

This guy will be clean shaven and weigh about 100 pounds less in a year.

God I hate the universal cam bullshit.

Looks more like General Admission

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>>719583036
I was a Sergeant in the Marine Corps. So shut the fuck up Private Pyle.

>>719586296
Dude, I'm not even sure if you're air force with a post like that.
Army officers have it on like in op.
No disputing it's fake, but that's how it's worn.

Thread sent to homeland.

Have fun.

>>719583036
Brigadier General Fucking Mess

>>719583316
Fact, I'm in and they're everywhere

>>719583389
tits or gtfo

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>>719586296
Another Air Force anon, deffinately where army rank goes. How would you not know that

>>719586296
Does a no-shave chit mean anything to you, faggot?

>>719587096
Actually I didn't become bi until I joined the army.
It's like there's something in the food.

>>719587287
Oh I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, just that they come out of the woodwork

>>719586810

Private.....WELL LOOK AGAIN SERGEANT THAT IS BRIGADIER GENERAL FLETCHER STAND AT FUCKING ATTENTION WHILE ADDRESSING A SUPERIOR OFFICER

I'm sorry OP, this sergeant never learned to read rank apparently.

>>719587216
Since you're here, how often are AF generals on gate duty.
Had a one star check my id the other day coming on peterson.
I'm army, so idk how this happens.

>>719587349
This is true.
Most of them aren't flamboyant tho. So I don't really see an issue.

>>719587519
Lol nice test anon! Jeez, I'm gonna have to say nearly daily. Never haha

>>719587771
No, for real.
They had officers on the gate.
My brain actually couldn't process seeing the star at first. And then I was like, should I get out and salute him.
He just handed back my id and said have a great day PFC Anon.
Blew my fucking mind.

>>719587944
No way really? Wow. Can honestly say I've never heard of that. Maybe the general was taking a step into a SECFO airmans life? Who knows

Obviously fake. Dunno why you guys would assume this is real. Dude looks like mid 20s. What person in their mid 20s would be a fucking brigadier general? Also no one making like $120K/yr in the military would look like that. Dude looks like a fresh recruit. PS this thread happens weekly

>>719588106
Well I just happened to get the general.
It's was mostly majors and ltc's.

>>719588106
I've had a navy captain scan id's at a base in Virginia, she's the base CO and just likes doing it sometimes I guess

>>719588194
Kek

>>719587944

Sure it wasn't a cadet patch? Sometimes it's easy to confuse them with officer ranks

>>719583036
How did that fat fuck make it past MEPS? Forget BT

>>719587096
I only met one. I did some coke and fucked him. Maybe you just attract gays, you Gaylord

>>719588396

MEPS? BT? THAT IS GENERAL FLETCHER! DIRECT COMMISSIONED OFFICER!

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>>719588229
Weird. Maybe it's like this CO? They might have just been doing it to get out of the offices and see people

>>719588316
I'm sure.
Dude was way too old. Not to mention the other officers. And the way people acted around him.
It was something I'm never going to forget.

>>719588427
What the fuck are you on about retard

>>719583036
I spy with my little eye a brand new copypasta-
I want to die

>>719585042
It's fake. He used to have a facebook profile iirc. You can buy fakes online. There's about five million things wrong with his uniform.

>>719588530

Weird, here at Huachuca we usually have civilians at the gate checking id's

>>719586296
Everybody in the army wears their rank on their acus. That's why the Velcro patch is there.
Also, why did you censor yourself?

>>719588511
Could be.
I personally liked it.
You forget they're just people.

I was in the barbershop the other day and an army 3 star walked in and sat near me. I was freaked as fuck at first, but we had a nice conversation, and he said he liked my tattoo.
Seeing really high ranking people isn't all the uncommon cause space command, but I normally try to keep my distance.

o shit pipe it down nigga

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>>719583036

>>719588781
fuck off

>>719583036
Where to begin.
1. His beard is unsat
2. Everything about his boots and blousing are unsat
3. There has NEVER been a general that young
4. He'd never pass fitness standards with a gut that big

quints?

>>719588316>>719588511

No way to confuse officer ranks and enlisted ranks in the Air Force. Good idea though

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Holy fuck!

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>>719583899
>>719583036

>>719588865
Ok.
I mean, I didn't think I was bothering anyone.

>>719588781
That'd be cool. I know at some of my bases they have the officers and SNCO's serve dinner / lunch on the designated "birthday" day of the month. Celebrates all the young airmans birthdays of the month. It's a nice gesture to show them they aren't all scary with the ranks on display

>>719583036
>being a part of the US military
>being on /b/
>saying lol on /b/

>>719584769
It's an obvious edit. There are regs where they will not take your photo ID with a number of things that are clearly wrong in that picture. Doesn't matter if you're a private or the secretary of defense, they use the same photo if they need to send people out to find you. Use your brain.

>>719583316
Fact. US Navy, MMN1.

>>719588194
That's weird. I've been on b for a decade and never seen this thread. Isn't that weird, anon?

>>719583036

I used to live in a military town. My favorite place at night was the local bars so I could intimately comfort all the military wives complaining about their gay husbands.

You're doing your part and I was definitely doing my part.

Don't worry, they all serve my dick with pride!

>>719583242
Nah, he's out of regs AND gonna fail his PRT and get put in the Fat Enlisted Program.
Also the retard has a 1 star general insignia on his hat and that is NOT a general.

>>719586296
>proving with every post just how useless the chair force is, gj you fuckin mongoloid

>>719583036
That picture bothers the fuck outta me so bad. I hope that shit is JROTC or stolen valor

>>719589084
Damn, that's cool shit.
I'm staying in AF dorms and back in december one night they went to everyones room and tech sergeants literally gave out free cookies.

>>719589143
>thinking joking about being a Jody is cool
>Being this autistic
>implying anyone wants to have sex with you

>>719584769
You realize a quick google search will show that this is fake as fuck, right?

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>>719583972
That's not right! You should have to retreat until you can't anymore! Then still not shoot while he is raping your wife because according to the language of the law your life is not in danger!

>>719583972
Check your privilege you white male cis scum.

>>719589143
Something tells me that what you're saying isn't true. I'm not sure what.

>>719583036
Walk into my house and I will put a bullet between your eyes.

>>719583036

Post your no shave chit otherwise this is bullshit. Also Army lets their soldiers get this fucking fat?

>>719584296
He is stealing valor, do you know how many men died in those uniforms so he could sit their and act like an idiot. Jesus, I wish I could corner him in public and yell at him until he cries and I make a complete ass out of myself.

Looks more like a Gomer Pyle to me, only sailors and faggots are called Lawrence

>>719589767
It depends on the 1st sergeant. At least it did in my unit. Usually if a guy gets this fat he gets the boot.

>>719583036
I heard it was illeagal to wear a US military rank you didnt earn from my grandmother. I guess some cop told her after she was caught wearing her bf at the times jacket (he was a 'nam vet).

>>719589855
just because you're a pussy doesn't mean everyone else is, pal

>>719589759
You aren't competent enough to do that. If you want to dispute my claim show me a picture of somebody you have killed with a bullet wound between their eyes.
I will wait.

>>719583316
Depends on the branch

>>719586116
What in the holy hell is a stress card?

>>719590244
If any of my sailors got this fat they'd be gone

trumps going to get executed by the CIA and they're going to exterminate a bunch of redneck military trolls too

>>719583036

nice neckbeard,what thrift store did you find that military uniform at

>>719583036
Have fun dying to protect Trump's hotel in the Philippines.

>>719583036
Yeah, he's a Brigadier General alright, and wearing a soon to be obsolete uniform to boot.

>>719583036
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

Looks like he's got the downs

>>719590793
Haha go fuck yourself, this shit happens all the time.

>>719586635
Shut up pog

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>>719583036
Boots are fucked, pants aren't bloused, not shaven, if beard chit then beard is against regs, def not even a proper boot because even they know how to stand, collar isn't set properly in the back. pants don't fit to regulations, boots are just out the box too by the looks of it because they arent even fucking laced properly.