Why are women not funny? >Female comedian = fat loud obnoxious

Lisa Lampanelli.

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>>719559940
>fat loud obnoxious lesbian

>>719560052
And why should her body affect her comedic abilities? shes not even fat anymore.

>Maria Bamford
>Kristen Schaal
>Morgan Murphy

Lisa Lampanelli
And Wanda Sykes

>>719559742
Marsha Warfield

Women have to much class in a sense to just be disgustingly funny

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>>719560164
Nothing she says in nuanced, inspired or comedic. Their comedy relies on being big loud sluts.

>>719560477
/thread

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>>719559940
>>719560164
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>>719560373
Why do you find them funny? When is the last time any of these examples were relevant?

>i like to eat so wat
>more bbc pls
>arent i edgy

i have never seen a funny female comedian
when ever i watch stand up and female comes out my laughter stops

OP is a woman hating faggot and that's coming from a guy that voluntarily has sex with men.

>>719560653
Shut up, Lisa.

Does anyone find Kaitlin Olsen funny? Or is she not considered a comedian.

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>>719560661
I totally agree anon.
>mfw female comedian comes out to the microphone.

Women can be funny actors AKA when funny men write their lines. But as far as standup goes, theyre unfunny as fuck.

Tammy Pescatelli

>>719560779
I think she's funny as shit.

>>719559742
Look Op, broad generalizations are almost always wrong. There are some funny female comedians, but they're pretty rare. There's a redhead Murphy on Netflix who's funny, I also find Iliza Shlesinger pretty funny.

>>719559742

Jen Kirkman is pretty good. Really good female comedians though yeah, very few and far between.

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>>719560828
YES
This guy gets it.

>>719560779
Ya she a funny bird. I think that comedians and comedic actors are different things, although those who are the former are often also the latter. Does she write material for the show or has she done any stand up? I know a lot of Always Sunny is improv, so she should qualify anyway.

Ali Wong
theres some british bitch too thats kinda good not sure of her name and cba looking as most of them are garbage

women suck at comedy for the same reasons loads of black men suck at comedy lots of loud obnoxious niche bullshit anecdotes where being loud and obnoxious + genitals is the punchline

>>719559742
Well there's... oh.. no wait.. she's not funny. But what about.... oh she's not funny either. Um... I know! Ugh... no, she sucks too. I guess you're right, OP.

The odd one is, but they mostly aren't because they don't have to be funny. Funniness is something men do in order to attract women. Women don't need to do that because men hit on them even when they are boring and stupid as fuck.

The bar is just way lower for women in everything. Go on Youtube find a video of some cute girl playing guitar like total crap and she will have one million plus hits telling how talented she is.

Find a video of a guy who actually is fucking amazing and practices his ass off and he will likely have less than 100 hits. That's just how it goes.

>>719559742

white comedians arent funny in general

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>>719559742
asking why women aren't funny, able to fight, smart enough to hold a real job, or anything else is the same as asking why a man can't have babies.
it's because evolution said they didn't have to be. for them the only question is whether some guy wants to stick his dick in her and give her stuff.

>>719561747
I'd argue that most men become funny to be funny with their buddies, the hitting on bitches part is a smaller part of it. I just genuinely find that women are not that interested in humor and jokes when compared to men.

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That's probably my favorite image on the internet

>>719561451
Ali Wong is a genuinely funny woman

>>719559742
pooper

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>>719562044
alex jones is meme gold

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>>719559742
/thread

>>719559742
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

>>719559742
That repulsive lump of lard will be first on the train to the death camps when they return

does dead Joan count?

>>719561982
that's why the children of women aren't funny either, it's simple genetics.

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Commenting for the lols

>>719559742
tig notaro

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>>719562822
absolutely. any child born to a woman can't be funny, smart, or good at anything.
only those born of pure man seed can be truly achieve greatness.

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>>719559742
>Why are women not funny?
Why would they be? Who can take them serious long enough to crack up at anything they say or do? It is generally men that are laughed with or at, because they're are more interesting and get people's attention more.

>>719562822
It's a chromosome thing. Which is y tards are hillaryous.

>>719561851
Niggers can only tell (shout) jokes about being niggers.

It's pretty easy, it's because they don't need to be funny in social situations.
Men need to be funny to get women, it's not the same for women. They just need to be female.
That's why according to Christopher Hitchens.

I still think Ellen Degeneres was a good comedian. But other than her, I've never seen a woman come up with a legitimately interesting or funny scenario or bit. I don't know why.

>>719563329
exactlY

>>719563546
It's because men are coded genetically, and pressured by society to display.
Women are too, but their displays tend to be more physical.

Men must be funny, they must be witty in order to obtain a mate. Distinguish from the rest etc.

Don't give me shit about society being different today, you can't uncode 50000 years of evolutionary instinct in 20 years

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>>719559742
Hillary Clinton

I don't know about everyone else, but this bitch has provided laughs for years to come, so many inflamed liberal butts.

>>719563546
Ellen Degeneres is a perfect example of what this thread is talking about. The only difference is she's not fat, at least not yet.

>>719564033
But she has like a cumulative season's worth of dancing between her shows. How is that not comedic gold?

>>719564024
No way that thing is female!

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>>719564302
It's current year, apparently what constitutes females status is getting rather flexible.

>>719564151
It's typical unfunny, female shit. Had she have been a man, she wouldn't have advanced beyond the 2nd or 3rd episode.

>>719559742
I agree Op. Women, fat person, or any ethnic comedian. I don't give a fuck about shit that doesn't pertain to me. Lisa Lampanelli? Apparently only like black cock. Yay. Jon Pinet? Fat guy at the buffet jokes are hack material. Glad you fucking died. Russell Peters? Yeah, east indians are cheap, we get it. ! Most comedians have sero entertainment value to me, but it those that do tend to be white dudes who can have an array of materials, opposed to women, fat people, and niggers.

>>719564727
BUT SHE DANCES WTF MAN PATRIARCHY BEGONE