>Walk into your bedroom >You find Barack Obama standing

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have a chat with him because he always seemed like a chill dude

Hands up knees to the floor.

me: wtf? how did you get here?
obie: huh huu idk. what happened?
me: ho i see... it's /b again...
obie: huh where am i? how can i get to washington ?
me: relax take a sit im gonna call the usa embassy.

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obama sucks i dont like him but im still polite.

Sing the isis anthem with this nigger

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Burn him at the stake

>>719547262
I'd kick that nig nogs ass for breaking and entering.

>>719547262
deport him back to Kenya

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ITT: secret service

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>>719547262

Hope he didn't notice the flag on my wall.

>>719547262
I think I would stand my ground...

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>>719547832
or that your sister is also your wife

>>719547921

I wish, she's got big tits.

ask advices on how could i get my shit together

ask him if he could get me a good chill job in USA

if he answers with "go fuck yourself" to both, ask him to end my miserable life

>>719547262
I would freak out

Give him an open mouth tongue kiss

>>719547262
What an honor to have a president in my trailer. We would drink a beer and talk about fishing.

>>719547262
>say hi
>proceed to offer a beer
>ask him about what intel we have on the Greys

light up a doobie

>>719548223
>>719548268
hivemind

>>719547262
You know the drill...
"If it's brown, flush it down..."

Tell him he has to eat all the eggs.

>>719548329
If anyone would know it would be him

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>>719548425

Strike him down with a well placed Donald J. Trump spirit bomb

Call the cops because there's a nigger in my house.
Later after he's arrested, I tell him that he needs to find a job and ought to start having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

>>719547262
Tell him, "No. I'm not fixing this for you this time."

>>719549208
>weeks later an unknown white man is gunned down at random by a few niggers
>police respond quickly and are forced to shoot him because he refuses to go back to jail

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>>719547262
Make sweet love to him. Obama is a sweet muffin after all.

>>719547262
>walk in
>sit down
"Привет, товарищ"

hey, dude i know were at odds politically, but i know being president mustve been hard so rest up a bit

>>719547513
everybody walk the dinosaur

>>719547262
>"you wanna hit this? not like anyone will scrutinize you for getting high after tomorrow"

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tell him he's gay

tell him he's a fag

shit on him

take a shit

take a fag

hey there's barack obama again, the future president, whats up future president

you should stop talking shit about me, because i am the future president

i am not talking shit about you, everyone else is

no, you are, and everyone else told me so

everyone here hates you, you should leave, i was the only guy being nice to you, and you believed a reverse lie

a reverse lie is the truth

not really

really

you're a dumbass barack, wanna fight

*he turns around*

what?

i said, dumbass, do you want to fight

*he stands there*

bring it on, donkey kong

*he comes at me but i punch him in the face, he is knocked down and out, then i say "by the way, i already fucked michelle" and leave*

>>719550166

that song sucks

Roll one up

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>>719547262

>>719547549
YOU suck!

Tell him i was about to order pizza, ask him if he knew a good place. Then just wait and see where it goes from there

>>719550303
ok

ask to see his dick

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>>719547972

>>719547262
Say get out

>>719547262
fuck his tight nigger ass

>>719547262
Go to the position of attention then present arms and give my commander the proper greeting.

>>719547262
call the zoo

>>719547262
instatitutionalizie myself into a mental hospital

>>719547262
Flee the scene and call the cops.

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I would turn the lights off so I can no longer see him

>>719547262

tell him he's a murderer and should return his nobel peace prize.