It's 2017. What's your excuse for not rocking a manbun

>>719544181
I'm not a hipster

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>>719544181
I'm not a fucking viking.

>>719544181
That's probably because I like pussy

I haven't hit puberty yet

>>719544181
I'm not a hipster faggot zombie drone

I haven't hit puberty yet, so lack the ability to grow facial hair :'(

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>>719544181
I can't grow a beard..

>>719544181
What's your excuse for following a trend half the showmales in our population follow?

>>719544181
Its all fun and games till you look back at the photographs in 30 years and realise you looked like a complete cunt

I had it before it was cool..

>>719544333
Check'd, good sir.

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ITT: I cant grow proper beard and my hair genetics suck ass, so imma just say that sick beard and sick cunt tier man bun is for hipsters

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>self conscious anons detected

>>719544181
Baldness

:(

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Can barely grow a beard

>Pic related; it's me

Not man bun cause I'm not a fag

ive got a full beard (and not just on my neck like you faggots), mostly out of laziness of not shaving
but the manbun has got to be the gayest hairstyle ive seen be in fashion in my 30 years of life (plus i dont give a fuck about getting laid anymore, i had fun for 17 years, now im over it)

i have a career, serious job

>>719544181
I am not a fag

>>719544181
Can't grow a beard and don't think I'd look good with a manbun, besides I tend to wear hats

Although I have no problem with the manbun as a style, I think it looks fine

>>719544181
Baldness, beginning in my late 20's. But I've compensated by growing a thick rich pelt on my back. So it's all good.

>>719544181
Gawd that wuz soo last yeer.

>>719545121
pretty much this

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>>719544846
35 here and totally agree, the man bun is even more gay than the rat tail

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>>719544181
Look it's bigman.

>It's 2017. What's your excuse for not rocking a neck tat, smoking weed and mentioning Mac Miller when you meet someone?

>>719545267
false

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My scalp hair and beard don't grow like that.

>t. black

Pffft manbuns are so 2016, now its all about dreadlocks

>>719544181
i'm bald and can only grow a weak mustache and some chin pubes

>>719545157
Wolfman, I hope you regularly de-flea

>>719544181
i have a real job

>>719544181
I don't have a boyfriend to pull it.

>>719544181

Because I'm not a pretentious vegan fagget

>>719544181
i'm not gay.

>>719544181
Unless you are a model getting paid and more then likely gay, the man bun is ultimately faggy. Everyone judges you. And as a result most dudes with long hair are depressed or feel feminine.

>>719544181

Not being a homosexual.

>>719545306
Its not though, any cunt can have a rat tail.. it takes a special kinda fag to sport a bun

>manbun
Feelsgayman
I have long straight hair and pube beard not a nice one like OP. Thinking of a cut and shave but worried ill look dumb with short hair like I used to. My face has thinned out though so time to man up.

Because I already have flaxen angel-tier golden locks of Thor and it would be a travesty to hide them in such a manner. Oh and they look fucking stupid.

>>719544181
Because I have cancer

>>719544181
Because it's abysmally gay

Im bald and my beard only looks good up to 3-4 day stubble at most. Any further than that and I look like a dirty rapist hobo.

>>719545739
Haven't you heard? Dirty rapist hobo is the most popular look of 2017.

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Please don't read this. You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday. However, if you do not repost this on 3 other threads, you will die within 2 days

>>719544299
MODS

>this many bitter virgins angry they can't rock a hairstyle with confidence

lol stay mad fags, maybe Chad will show you how to do your hair up with a manbun after he cucks your nonexistent girlfriend

>>719545868
Do you think he'd let me suckkle him? No gay stuff!

>>719545996
God I wish some chad would fuck my nonexistent girlfriend

>>719544181
>What's your excuse for not rocking a manbun and a beard /b/?
im Not a gay Hipster

>>719544181
Being a man, I do have a beard. Not being a retarded hipster faggot, I don't have a manbun.

Everybody loves a greasy man bun!
https://m.soundcloud.com/clay_tyson/the-man-bun-song

>broke as hell
>dont want to spend $20 on haircut
>have clippers (no guards on them just number zero) and scissors

thinking about giving myself a zero fade or undercut thing, and trimming on top with scissors. how shitty is this going to turn out?

I 'rocked' one five years ago. Then I went to this alternative bar in town where I found all the ugly wannabe's had one as well. I was drunk but had a bright moment of clarity. I came around and realised the it's a stupid hipster trend. Not has my hair been longer than 8 centimeters from that day.

>>719546743
Depends, are you a hair stylist?

>>719546829
lol no? but im not retarded seems easy enough?

>>719546757
Now go outside - most males have short hair BOOM WOW now you're a hipster better shave your hair.

>>719546743
Don't do /b/ro
Even a pro would not try to self do that shit

>It's 2017. What's your excuse for not being Vietnamese named Nguyen and posting "My face, Nguyen" without context?

>>719544299
B&

>>719547141
what? i saw some youtube videos of normal people doing it. seemed fine for them.

>>719544181
I used to have long hair. It looks terrible on me. I also can't grow a beard.

>>719547068
I know it seems really easy but trust me, it's harder than it looks.

>>719544431
Same, cut that shit off when I saw my friend's faggot little brother trying to rock it

>>719547068
i do it all the time. but it definitely will look like you cut your own hair. if you're ok with that then you're all set

>>719548159
whatever, im still doing it, just wondering how shit itll be lol. if its horrible ill just wear a hat for a couple weeks.

>>719544181
I have a job

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this is literally what i look like

>>719548297
Sounds good, just wanted to warn you.

>>719544181
I am desperatly clinging to my heterosexuality. While hating myself, for beeing white and male and not metrosexual enough to sport an "Manbun".

>>719544181
>have beard and manbun
>cut off manbun cause of job
>got a new job nobody gives a shit 3/4 years later
>regret to have cut it off
>now growing my hair again

>>719549448
It's hard to just stop being a faggot.

I have a manbun because I'm too lazy to go to the hairdresser and it looks way better than a ponytail or just having long hair. But really I intend to get it cut some day. Someday....

>>719545267
rat tail is trashy and gay
man bun is trendy and gay
that makes it exponentially gayer

>>719544181
Too much Native American blood to grow a beard, too lazy to have long hair.

Did it from 2008 through 2014, but having long hair is a hassle, so I cut it off. Can't say I regret it.

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>>719544181
rocking a manbun

>>719545868
yeah because a girl pointing to your hair makes you less gay.

>>719544181
Just a shadow of self-esteem

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>>719544181
gee I wonder why...

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>>719550832
Fat Bastard, you are not a meme, go away please

>>719544181
hair wont grow past an inch

Beard - yes. Had one for over 30 years.

Manbun? I am not a Samurai, Gene Simmons in stage makeup, or a trendy hipster faggot who lets others decide what is cool for me, so no.

>>719544181
I still need to witness the death of my master through the rouges of the false shogun and become a ronin.

>>719550407
yep

I do rock a beard in the winter but I don't rock a man bun because I am neither a woman or faggot

>>719544181
i'm balding and my beard is patched, and i don't like sucking cock

>>719544181

do you think having a beard makes you less feminine with that girly ass hairstyle

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This guy looks more manly.

I have pride and I'm an adult. Not some hipster faggot.

>>719544181
balding, can't grow enough hair. Beard is pretty good but it takes a while to grow full and i hate when its itchy.

>>719544181
I'm not a mac fag....

>>719544181
i'm working on it!
:3

My boss has the exact same style. no thank you. I prefer not to associate with him in any aspect what so ever.

its not 2014 and i'm not an actual faggot

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>>719544181
Not a faggot or a hipster

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I have a beard. Manbun is retarded though.

>>719547089
I dyed it pink. Just as your mothers pussy I fucked yesterday.

>>719553696
Please trim it

honestly. didn't even know this shit was a trend. I'm just to broke and busy to get a haircut

>>719544181
Because AFI 36-2903

>>719544672
You're hot.

>>719544181
ive only seen one dude with this hairstyle, he didnt have a girl either

Basic human diginity.

>>719545868
still doesn't excuse the fact that he is mindless with no opinion of his own, no personality of his own and is just doing what is popular right now and what so many other guys are doing right now in regards to that hairstyle and the facial hair combo.

>>719544181

Because its 2017 not 2014

Im currently growing my hair long, not into a manbun but a ponytail, i can grow a beard but i like to keep it clean shaved because i secretly like gay men to fancy me

>>719544181
1. Because I have no hair
2. I am not gay

>>719544181
Its gay

>>719544181
it looks unprofessional.

>>719553900
This!

I'm not a enormous faggot hipster.

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>>719544181
Because it's the 1999 look?

>>719555598
Queer. Do you let other people dress you, too?

>>719544222
You don't /thread your own comment, fuckwad.

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because its out of style

>>719553900

Nope. Why even? I want to grow it out and braid it. Plus it's freezing cold where I live.

okay, what kind of hairstyle isn't gay??

>>719553696
aleast fucking comb it you manlet

>>719555758

Do you have a manbun to keep your hair out of the way while you're sucking dick?

>>719544181
cause i have a mans haircut and a proper jawline

For all of the tards that think this hairstyle is "gay" what hairstyle are you working with?

>>719556497
Yes. I guess you don't have that issue when you are also sucking another man's penis.

Fuck yourself, dick-nose.

>>719544181
Military.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MALE

>>719556474

If you weren't such an effeminate cuck with height insecurities and could grow a beard, you would know it's imossible to comb it at that length.

>>719544181
I'm not gay.

>>719544181
Well im not much of a fan of the manbun , but im close i guess. Does Ned Stark haircut count? Half is tied , half is loose? Along with the damn beard obviously.

>>719544181
Literally a meme style now. Style proliferates on the web so fast that you have to actually be stylish and in the know early to rock it before it get's fuccboi'ed out.

If you're wear rocking this look, 9/10 chances are you're a try-hard fuccboi with absolutely no sense of style. It was literally cool in and edgy in mid 2014... do yourself a favor and cut the shit out.

>>719545868
What's a shame is there are pics of him without a beard and his face/jawline are fucking perfect. Beards are a good tool for ugly guys to hide their face. They are useless beyond that. People who care about beards are fucking retarded.

>>719553696
Looking good bro hahahahaha

>>719558943
>People who care about beards are fucking retarded.

Tell us more about how you don't care faggot