/b/, what's the easiest possible way I could cut a lock

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>>719541268

Future serial rapist and/or killer detected. You're such a fucking beta max

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>>719541399
Tips or fuck off.

>>719541667
no you

sage

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I quite like the idea of having a collection of girl's hair

>>719541268
Explain who and I will tell you how.

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>>719542193
What do you mean 'explain who'?

>>719542301
Do you mean anyone or someone in particular like are they related or?

>>719541268
Become a hairstylist...

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>>719542423
No, I mean there are many girls at my uni and I sometimes sit besides or behind cute girls on the coach. I can't imagine how to do it though because any action with scissors would be visible.

>>719542390
more of this drugged up ginger plox

>>719542582
Use a razor blade for sneeking quick cuts of hair. Grab and swipe, pocket move on.

Just walk up and ask for some of their hair.

>>719542874
Better yet, most girls in college are broke as fuck, pay them for it.

>>719542912
You wave money around at girls on a campus it doesn't matter what you look like then will go cervix deep on you. I live in a college town, young girls love money, easy shit. The hard part is finding one that isn't a fucking whore or one that will try ruin your life.

>>719542712
Yes but if I get caught I could explain scissors away...Not so much a razorblade

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Well, my gf has perfect hair so I don't need more of them, lel. Thats psycho

Man, the idea might seem exciting but man, just buy them somehwere online. If you actually do it in uni and you get caught, it will be incredibly embaressing and after 2 hours everybody on the whole campus will know. Far too risky man. Don't throw away your uni-life for your fetish.

>>719542712
The use a straight razor, learn how to save with it too jack off.

>>719543042
see
>>719543392

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Op here. This is what I'm dealing with. creepshots

>>719543999
Sit near these girls regularly on the bus. The left one in the white shirt is particularly attractive

>>719544033
>straight razor

I don't think attractive girls should be allowed to just walk around to be honest.

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>>719544122

>>719544248
What do then?

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>>719541268

all these posts and no one has bothered to ask which coach you plan to sit upon. may i suggest pete carroll

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This is the result you will get.
Using this >>719544296

>>719544618
What about just scissors though?

When she's sitting ahead of you, carefully lift a lock of hair by the end so she doesn't feel a weight difference, then take a never used straight razor and slit your own throat.

>>719544851
lol. The white knight has spoken like a true retard.

>>719544807
Sound.

>>719544807
But honestly your best bet is to just ask for a small piece and offer to pay them.

If you're not horribly ugly you could play it as I know it's really old fashioned and kinda weird but can I have a lock of your hair? I think you're beautiful, etc. The hipster crowd of girl would probably eat it up.

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>>719544851
I actually laughed at that.

Now piss off.

>>719541268
I bet $10 bucks that's Abey rain

>>719543068
good for you faggot

I would recommend maybe even trying to buy some real hair extensions to see if you really want to go through the hassle of getting it, for what ever reason you need it.

>>719546392
https://www.besthairbuy.com/

>>719546392
What do you mean hair extensions? I clearly want it to wank over. I want real, golden, silky girl hair.

>>719546477
This is real hair man, 100% real hair. check it

https://www.besthairbuy.com/100s-0-5g-s-straight-nail-u-tip-remy-hair-extensions-613-lightest-blonde.html

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>>719546576
Idk, I feel like it'd be better if I knew the girl it was from properly and had watched her for a while etc.

>>719546880
Right I understand, but this would allow you to try whatever you want to do with it before you put yourself out there for the trouble. Get me?

If you live with girls they shed like dogs so you could collect some from the floor
Also works if you invite them over for an hour and vacuum after

>>719547273
You know I never thought about brushes, you could take a girls brush they are filled with fucking hair!

>>719547273
Also you get to know them too and it might actually turn into a healthy relationship

>>719541268
Fucking weirdo you want to cut some chicks hair off and probably sniff it and keep it in a bag kys future rapist

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>>719547432
Example, that is an easy lift and would not be dangerous.

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>>719547612
And?

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>>719547467
op here. Girls? Healthy relationship? You do realise what I'm talking about, yes?

>>719547273
Fucking hate it, I find hair in everything I own and at least once a day I pulled a ball of their hair out from my underwear.

>>719548148
I know what you mean OP, and I have you 3 count them 3 options and never once did you say thank you or even as much as consider me.

>>719542390
Sauce plox good sir