I may have fucked up /b/ > be working night sanitation at

>>719528965
I read everything, and you should definitely kys.

>Just kidding, I didn't read any of that crap, but you should kys anyway. Faggot.

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>>719528965
You're so fucked man. Why would do that you necrophiliac?

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How did you not think of cameras you fucking moron.

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>>719528965
nice one faggot

You fucked up because you left the body there. Only pussy you´ll ever get.

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>>719529534

I had been doing it for months.. Literally thought guards just patrolled. Or would have said something by now.

>>719529550

Probably saved myself from being arrested because of how little I did actually. I hope anyhow.

>>719528965
Time to quit boyo. You're fuuuucked.

you sir are fucked...when you dont come back...he will tell everyone..that job never happened...its a wash...

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>>719528965
I had somehow the same thing happening to me.

They keep security video for some time, if he didn't lie you might have some serious problem if you decide to come back.

Leave that job, the best to do is to leave it as is, if he reports it you will be fucked by law and you will hardly be able to find a new job anon.

>>719530331
>>719530458

I was considering talking to him before shift.. See if there is any way we can work this out. Jobs are scarce, and I can avoid doing that ever again.

>>719530716
Plus, if you leave by yourself the company you are working for won't need to fire you, so you will still be able to use that line on your CV.

>>719528965
Disgusting kys

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>>719528965
Are you fucking retarded? How the fuck did you not see/expect security cameras?

Also fondling someone's 10-12 year old dead daughter?
>kys

>>719528965

This is bait, but anyway:

Guy gave you an honest chance, take it. Quit the job and hope he doesn't change his mind.

>>719530727
ya, no...you committed a felony act that might put you on the sex offenders list..you never go back and pray to God he doesnt start telling everyone really soon..if a few weeks past and she is in the ground you are ok...he most likely wont but you never go back...

>>719529265
KEKKEKEKEKE

>>719531391
that was meant for op

>>719528965
OP, you should break into the camera area and steal the tapes, then watch them to see if the guards do the same shit you do.

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HOLY FUCK

>>719531572
Fuck off you piece of shit

>>719531535
You played too much hitman kek

>>719531379
Exactly this

this is the fakest story I've ever read

>>719532097
>browsing an image board for the stories
I think you are in the wrong place, mate.

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>>719531070

I'm not disputing that I'm a bit fucked in the head. I deserve the insults here.

>>719531379

I was thinking of calling in sick and using up the 9 days I have while job hunting.
Maybe job hunt in another state.

>>719531535

I'm not going to commit a felony b&e when my guess is it's password protected anyways. Also.. Security guard. What do you expect me to do? Kill him?

Any suggestions on minimizing my risks.. Or do I just cross my fingers and pray?
Is there a statute of limitations for this shit?

>>719528965
Why didn't you take pictures? For studying reasons.

>>719532476
Don't call, don't contact, just disappear from that job.

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>>719528965
You need some help fam, trust me I'm no normfag, but fucking with dead bodies is one of the most degenerate things you can do.

Better hope no one goes back to look on the CCTV cameras for whatever reason it may be, and stumbles across your degenerate actions.

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>>719532573

No phone for pictures. Lots of access to confidential stuff there. I had to make a special request just to have an old cameraless ipod on shift.

Also.. Anyone know how long that video is kept for? Does it auto delete or do you think he saved it?

>>719533127

So.. Don't even call in sick or to quit?

>>719533655
D I S A P P E A R

>>719533655
No, better to just call in and say you broke your leg in a car accident, or just not show up ever again.

Then pray the guy doesn't tell someone 3 months down the line and they pull up that tape for all to see.

>>719533655
Call in tell them you're quitting without two weeks notice, and that you're seeking treatment somewhere for mental health reasons.

Maybe the security guard will think you're getting help for being a necrofag and if you're ever so fucking lucky, he won't mention why you quit.

>>719533976
This is by far the best way to do it. Don't be too specific.

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... This thread isn't very encouraging.
The more I think on it the more I really want that evidence destroyed. I have no idea how to be sure I got it all if I tried either. I want to at least see what the camera could make out.. The resolution, angle.. Etc. It was behind me up in the ceiling corner.

Tits for your patience

>>719533655
Could take up to a few months to delete, that's if they don't back up their footage onto a cloud server that has TB's of storage automatically in which case they might archive footage for up to a year or more.

>>719534180
They auto delete after anywhere from a few days of recording to months. Since it's a hospital, it could be there for up to 7 months.

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>>719534180
How the fuck can we encourage someone who was caught both in person, and on tape touching a little girl who was dead? You're fucked anon, it's only a matter of time before the security guard spills the beans. Believe me, he has backed up that tape as evidence in case it comes back to haunt him for temporary letting you slide.

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Interesting bread.

Sounds like the security guard is doing you a fucking favor. Many people said this: >719533782
and you don't seem to be fucking getting it.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

NOW.

Do not call, do not show your face, and move on.

Unless you are prepared to get your hands seriously dirty (which they no doubt already are) then you are in no position to take any other action.

Fucking leave. Now.

Also, you twisted motherfucker, but at least you chased your dreams.

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>>719528965
Why would you even do this OP? Can't you just get a dog and fuck her everyday like every normal well adjusted person on /b/?

Trust me, it clears your head when you get enough pussy. Then you'll never do this stupid shit again.

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>>719534191
>>719534320

Fuuuuuck meeeee...

>>719533976

That's a good idea.. If I could afford therapy, that would be good too.


I only have a few hours to decide what I'll do.. I have little savings, this is going to suck. How do I apply with a "reason for leaving" at new places.. I would laugh if it weren't so tragic. Not like it's that big a deal.. She was dead after all.

>>719534642
probably better to go with that mental health excuse the other guy mentioned. Might give him a better shot of not being fucked over later by that guard if he thinks he's getting "help" for it.

>>719528965
He said for you to just leave. So quit, idiot.

>>719534731
Reason for leaving: Felt uncomfortable cleaning around corpses

> Which is the exact opposite for you, necrofag.

>>719534731
Just make up the excuse (mom got sick, had to leave work), or just change the dates you worked there to make up the gap. EVERYBODY makes shit up on their resume, or they don't get a job. That's how the real world works.

It actually is a big deal legally speaking. You can be put on level 3 sex offender registry for that, which is the worst level. Do you feel like explaining to your neighbors 10 years from now that you're a sex offender because you touched a dead girl's pussy in a morgue?

Yes it's a big deal you retard.

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>>719534731
You might be best of leaving that job off of any future resumes, even having your name mentioned at the hospital again might trigger something that would result in your name being mentioned to the security guard.

Forget about that job, pretend it never existed, you never worked there anon.

>>719535339
This works too. Just add some bullshit to your resume to make up the gap, like the Gap store or McDonalds.

My resumes have always had made up shit and I've landed some pretty decent jobs with them.

But then I realized I make about double the amount of money sitting at home and collecting welfare.

Crazy world.

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>>719535003

How does that get me on a sex offender registry!? She was DEAD! How could age factor in at that point.. She's not going to be impacted by it in any way.

I'm going to go with the therapy route when I call in. I just hope they haven't been told anything yet. Not getting a call from my supervisor is a good sign right?

>>719535003

I'll doctor my resume.. Or not even mention this employer. Was only six months there.

>>719534731
Why don't you apply for welfare or something? You sound like you need a vacation from work. If you have enough hours accumulated you can try unemployment. If they deny you, appeal over and over and over until they accept. Make a sob story. I was denied and then I got accepted because I told them my car was broken, I had no food, and I was on the verge of suicide.

>>719528965

If you go back to work?
Pretty fucked, according to that security guard.
Be glad he gave you the option to quit, yourself.

Leave the job. That simple. Start looking for a new gig immediately. Resign, saying: "I just found out I got a girl pregnant, and I have to think about my future, so I'm seeking employment elsewhere to hopefully be able to better support her and the child, or make better child support payments. Thanks for the opportunity here, though." If they want to know why you can't put in 2 weeks, tell them the girl is sorta forcing your hand, neither of ya'll really planned the kid, but she wants him, and you don't want to pay child support.

Next job, reason for leaving the old one? Put down that you were pressured by a co-worker to leave, and HR didn't really do much to help you since there was no physical proof of the altercations.

There ya go. You can do sanitation at an office building/for a sanitation company, for a university/college, a megamart, any large facility needs people like you. And the fact that you were cleared to work at a Hospital is a good thing in that regard. Means you had higher standards than most places you had to meet in your line of work.

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>>719528965
Look at the bright side of this OP, at least he didn't let you get to the part where you'd have inevitably ended up fucking a corpse, far less a 10yr old girls own. Imagine the shame and disgust from that. Be grateful he called you out on it early and let you slip away. He could have made your life much much worse, he's a true bro.

>>719536149
Yeah that guy is really doing you a solid favor OP. Take his offer and don't go back to work. Your last day was yesterday.

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>>719534855
The guard is a chicken shit who doesn't want the police questioning him. Maybe he has his own reasons, but either way it's a classic distancing move.

He won't act unless you give him reason too,
such as... going in work again!

>>719528965
I think you should do exactly as that guy said and don't come back to work. If you're lucky, he might keep his word and not tell anyone about it. All you can do is hope at this point.

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>>719536149

You may be right.. I feel slimy realizing that if the chances of being caught or observed (like no camera at all) were lower.
I probably would have tried fucking her.
Haven't been laid in a while because it's hard to meet people working nights.
Also.. Kinda justified it in my head since I wouldn't be hurting a person. Also.. The convenience of it.

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>>719528965
Half way through. Was like. Wot iz I reedin. Continued. Of course. A necrophiliac. A paedophile necrophiliac. Wowsers. Fyl

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>>719535632
Even in corpse form, the body still has some rights in regards to what happens to it, including the right to not be felt up by some autistic neckbeard.

>>719536568
See:

>>719534722

Don't knock it till you try it. Pussy is good for your mental health no matter what the source is. And bitches don't divorce you like human women do.

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>>719536866

Yeah.. Like necrophilia charges, and tampering with a body. But a registry because she was underage at her death?
That's a bit much.

>>719536893

How many /b/tards would have done the same or more? I cannot be the only one on this board.

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>>719536750

I'm not a pedo.. She may have not had hair down there or tits, but it was the thrill of breaking the law as I said before.
I wouldn't do that in other circumstances with living girls.

>>719528965
You are quite lucky that you came across a nice guard...

>>719537135
No, I have my own dogs. And my ballsack is drained on a daily basis inside each of them. So I wouldn't have felt the need to have done the same as you.

>>719536348
Extortion or bluff

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>>719537349

>>719537429
what do you mean by this senpai

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>>719537349

Dog fucking is gross.. at least I kept it in my species.

>>719537429

What do you mean? I have nothing to extort. I drive a freakin Geo Metro to work. What would he have to gain by bluffing?

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>>719537994
Lol nigger have fun fucking corpses freak

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Itt:

An advocate for beastiality gangbangs vs. A pedo-necrophiliac arguing over which one has less of a disgusting fetish.

Atta boy 4chan kek

>>719538492
Fucking kek

This should be added to >>719492414

>>719537349
you guys are fucked, you are all fucked

>>719539531
Says the guy posting on the hive of scum and villainy

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>>719539817
>Says the guy posting on the hive of scum and villainy

spotted the 16 year old.

>>719539918
Spotted the idiot

>>719540031
spotted the dogfucker

OP go back to work and take pics. Preferably of that dead 12 year old(ofc upload it). There is a big chance that guard doesn't work during the day.

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>>719540031

keep refreshing the page kiddo, its a harsh, unforgiving world out there. keep posting bananas and typing up YLYLs

>>719540086
I don't fuck dogs, no. I find that thought repulsive, but make no mistake where you are.

>>719540132
I don't post in those. They're cancer.

op what kind of water supply do you have? and what kind of rock foundation do you live on

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OP here.. Guess one question is answered. I just got terminate via phone for a "code of conduct" violation. HR didn't mention anything about a body.. Just that I was reported for multiple breaches of going through the drawer (where the key was kept I assume.)
There have been no reports of theft but I am no longer welcome to use them as a reference. My last pay stub will be mailed. Not sure wtf is going on now.. How much do they know? Did the guard just hedge his bet that I wouldn't be on site again? Too.. Many.. Unresolvedm. Questions!

>>719540329
Looks like the dude either made a dick move and outed you, or made a less dick move and told them about the other times you went through the drawers.

Either way that dude's a faggot since he told on you after implying he wouldn't.

>>719540329

show text

>>719540329

think about it... for them to send you that text, he had to have shown them proof....

>>719540329

If he'd reported the whole thing you wouldn't have got a call from HR - you would have got a call from the police.

Think yourself very fucking lucky, and only fuck corpses in your own basement from now on.

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>>719540089

Go during the day.. While the morgue staff are on duty.. To take nude pics of drad 12yo.. Didn't think this through much did you?

>>719540585

if i was him id still leave town and not tell anyone where im going.

>>719539531
Welcome to /b/ this is the kind of stuff we're supposed to be here for.

I'm the security officer in question.
If you come back you're nicked boyo.

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>>719540472
>>719540526

I got called. Nobody gets fired over text.

>>719540585

Good point. However the day is still young.. If I hear a knock on my door I'm seriously considering sucking off my 12 gauge Mossberg.

>>719535632
Because necrophilia is a sex crime you autist

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>>719541788

It wasn't even sex or necrophilia.. I just touched externally. Didn't penetrate even with a finger.

>>719542317
Doesn't matter. Can still be construed as sexual in nature due to the video evidence and testimony of the guard if he has to testify in a court of law.

>>719539918
Have you never seen Star Wars before? Fucking mongoloid.

>>719528965
I wish this was true :(

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>>719542763

I wish it weren't. My life is fubared now.
Probably going to spend the weekend drunk af and sketched out.

>>719542974
Sounds good dude.

For future reference, you are about twice as likely to get a job offer applying on Monday than you are on Friday. Make it a priority after the weekend and don't bother doing it on Thursday or Friday.

>>719534731
"She was dead after all"
Just read that back to yourself over and over again and realize what a piece of shit you are

>>719542974
If it is true, the CCTV would have recorded everything. So that security guy not only would have lied to his bosses but gone to the trouble of destroying evidence. Something tells me he wouldn't risk doing that. If it were me I'd do whatever the fuck I could to get that footage and destroy it, even if it meant hurting the guy.

>>719543254
kys retard...the worst OP would get for this is probation...that is if they involve the police which it seems they arent...OP just move on & consider yourself lucky

OP u are fucked

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That's fucked up op. Curiosity or not, that's just fuckin' wrong man.

Leave the job, don't go back. It's the only way to unfuck the situation. And please, for the love of god, don't go near dead bodies ever again.

Did you tweak the corpse's nipple?

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>>719543254

I doubt he would have destroyed it. More likely is feigning ignorance of the footage.
Could say it must have happened whule he was doing his rounds.

>>719543223

Thanks for the tip. Still going to try blanking this from memory with JD though.

... Not sure how that'll go. Remebering the episode still gives me a half chub. Likely going to fap to the memory at some point like the piece of shit I am.

>>719543505
>necrophila
>probation

Yeah no. He's going on a list.

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In this day and age how come your first thought wasn't maybe there are surveillance cameras?

time to get new identity and plastic surgery

fucking top kek, OP cant even get dead girl pussy

>>719542603

hence why i called him a teenager...

>>719544008
OP was probably too busy thinking about that ice cold puss.

>>719540329

CCTV is usually recorded. Have fun being a paranoid shit for the next few months.

inb4 OP is on Liveleak

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>>719543821

Hope not.

>>719544008

As I said.. Been messing around in there for a couple of months with no consequences. Figured they were unmonitored.

>>719544164

Most depressing response yet.

>>719544425

Better fucking not be! But wouldn't surprise me.


>>719543703

Yeah.. And slid my fingers one at a time between her pubic mound and lips. It's pretty damning if they have that angle on camera.

>>719544211
>A new hope came out in '77
>Calls someone teenager because of a reference to it
Are you fucking retarded?

>>719545287
how cold was the corpse?

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>>719545574

Pretty damn cold. The morgue is a giant fridge, and the coolers are colder still.
IF I had fucked the corpse it would have been like throwing my dick in Elsa from Frozen.

>>719545824
HNNNNG that's my fetish right there

>>719545824
So... What exactly did she look like?

>>719531379
>sex offenders list

I don't think abusing corpses gets you on that particular list.

>>719530727
never ever talk to him again
give some bullshit reason as to why you're quitting the job, say you're moving or some shit

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>>719528965
>When Karma catches up to you for being a sick fuck
He's probably already reported you and just said that so you don't flee, expect a knock on your door soon.

>>719546525
See
>>719540329

>>719540329
Looks like it's time to move. Like, yesterday.

>>719533655
Adding to the other anons. Most cctv software has the option to save speciric bits of footage to the hard drive. So he probably saved it, incase you wanna try him.

>>719545287
Look up the laws in your state or country, theres a chance it might not even be illegal.

>>719546631
well that's a bit worse but still doable
better than contacting the guy again which you were thinking about doing

[spoiler]>implying if you weren't a pedo you wouldn't have done it with other corpses before[/spoiler]

>>719545824
You know OP, I just gotta tell you something you already know. You. Fucked. Up. I wish you Godspeed in whatever happens next, But the way, this thread is going to be here for years to come, not in a physical sense, but as a memory, also as a screenshot.

>>719540329

Just be grateful that you didn't have to make the decision to go in or not. A 'Code of conduct Violation' could mean anything, whereas 'Gross Misconduct' would mean they knew you were fingering a dead kid.

I wouldn't worry about having a gap in your CV or resume, when that happens with me I just say I was travelling or staying out of the area with (sick/elderly) relatives.

Please for everyone's sake just don't ever even think of doing something this stupid and twisted again.

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>>719545915
>>719545983

Fine.. Ever see Natalie Portman in The Professional? Essentially like that but naked and dead. I haven't seen anything in the local news (and I've been Googling) about anything terrible happening, so my guess it was natural causes.

>>719546749

That's something I'll look into.
Maybe that's why I'm getting off easy.. It's not an offence here.

>>719546702
I got trained to operate raid cameras on a peacekeeping mission about a year ago, and yeah. The footage would automatically get deleted after about a month, but if it was something of interest we can save it indefinitely.
I imagine security cameras in a morgue have the same options.

OP reads like a character straight out of a Dostoyevsky novel.

>>719545309
dunno about him, but you certainly are pal.

>pro-tip: take star wars a little less seriously.

>additional tip: open your blinds

>>719547196
>Maybe that's why I'm getting off easy..
trust me, literally nobody would be letting you get off easy for touching a dead girl's pussy because "it's not illegal here"

the guard realized you were kind of fucked up but hoped you would learn from this and didn't want to ruin your life, but I can guarantee you if everyone in the company knew, you'd basically just be better off hanging yourself

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>>719546569
If true, i'm calling it, this is going to show up in some news-related website in the next 3 days.

>>719547746
in case you do get a knock, deny everything

well OP i got fired from a job a while ago. They escorted me out. I didn't have time to delete the porn on there, but there was a lot, and some of it was questionable. no cheese, but certainly some borderline John Brown. I shit bricks for about 2 years. Nothing ever came of it. One day about 2 years later my old boss called. I was like oh fuck here it comes. They actually asked me to come in and help them sort out the details of a file. I did gladly - they paid me for the day. My old porn files were all still on my old comp. Seems like nobody ever did shit. I deleted them all, took my day's pay and walked out with a shit-eating grin.

Of course, in your case, it will probably be the sex offender registry.

>>719547655
This is /b/, retarded was the least offensive thing I could've called him

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>>719547679
>>719547746
>>719547957

Not helping me remain calm.

>>719547450

I'm hopeful he hasn't flagged it. Because if he did.. They would know he saw it and didn't report it.

This'll all blow over.. The security company, sanitation company, hospital.. None of them need the controversy right?

>>719547957
I'm not OP, anon.

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>>719548280
>Not helping me remain calm.

You posted this on /b/. Not sure what you were expecting.

>>719548280
most likely scenario
>guy sees you looking at corpses a lot
>guy sees you touch little dead girl
>guy tells you to never come in again
>guy realizes if you come in again it's going to be awkward as fuck even for him
>going to get him into trouble as to why he didn't immediately report it
>decides to tell staff about you taking the key so you get fired, thus leaving no chance of you showing up

forget it ever happened and chill the fuck out

pro tip, in case you have cheese pizza lying around, delete it and format your pc, just in case

figure something out you spent some time on. Maybe travelling, trying out something different (youtube or painting or writing, whatever), taking some online classes for something unrelated to cover the time frame in case people ask about it

>>719547196
Where are you?

>>719530727

are you fucking kidding me?

he gave you a way out of being known as the pedophile necro child molestor + what the police may do to you.

quit your job, and never look back you idiot.

you dont even fucking need a reason, just call them and say you quit and dont show up tomorrow.

>>719534731
don;t actually go to therapy, just say you are, then never come back. Don't go into details about your illness: that way, people think you might have anxiety, guard realizes you're fucked in the head, and you can leave ASAP. You're a fucking idiot and a scumbag OP.

>>719538492
And OP still doesnt see why what he did was fucked. Thinks its OK BECAUSE the girl is dead. fucking idiot.

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>>719548984

I did a dumb thing.. I'm not retardes though. I've seen what 4chan can do with even tiny bits of info.

>>719549096

Maybe you haven't read the whole thread.
I was terminated already. That was my last contact today.

>>719548724

Thanks for that. I don't have anything cheesy saved. It was really just a unique situation for me. A severe lapse in judgement.

Is this shit archived in case of updates coming out later?

>>719549713
Im not gonna hurt you anon, i just wanna know what state youre from. The curiousity over if its illegal of not is killing me.

>>719550351

Washington.

>>719550572
aite informed the cops, enjoy the knock on your door soon

>>719538492
Full of normal people...

>>719550667
We did it, guise!

Don't worry OP, I did something similar and I'm still hopping around just fine.
The only difference was she was still alive

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>>719550667

Riiight.. Sure you did anon.

"H..hi.. Po.. police? There's a pedo-necrophiliac at the hospital!"
Cops: "really? Which hospital?"
"I.. Uh.. Don't know.. But I read it on the internet!"
Cops: "okay.. We'll get right on it."
*laughs through mouthful of donut*

>>719534180
Despite being a nice pair people don't want tits from the pedo-necro.
Right now you have other things that should be on your mind than T&A

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>>719551433

If I were able to not have t&a on my mind 24/7 I wouldn't be in this situation now would I?

Now does anyone know what the law says about this in Washington?

>>719551629
Just google it for fucks sake

>>719550572
Worst case senario if you got caught you would get a max of 7 years, im checking if that their a kid applies too

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>>719552044

Well.. That's a small comfort.
I have no criminal record. Could maybe plea down?

you fags got retarded

Jesus fucking Christ. How could you do such a thing?! That was some family's child! Pray to the heavens above that the parents or guardians don't find out..

>>719532097
Shit you obviously didn't read the femanon(?- it's been a while) necrophiliac's thread years ago, that shit had timestamps and was legit if I remember
Hey you never know anon, you might finally get some human contact that isn't your parents/weird uncle
Only problem is you'll be dead, bit of a downer

>>719552231
I dunno what you mean by plea down. Necro and pedo are both class C, which each have their own max of 7yr but necro is only if its sexual. If you played it off just as curiousity you would probably only get nailed for pedo.

Dont take my word for it though

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>>719552872

How can you pedo a dead body!?
What psychological trauma can a corpse suffer? It's not the same.. And are you saying 7 years id mandatory?

>>719550572
god dammit why do you live in Washington
Washington is going to be the new Florida 10 years from now, plz move to a different state

>>719553147
Young.. child.. dead.. body. And you felt it up.

>>719553147
The person's fucking dead man, rest in peace and shit
Imagine one of your parents or god forbid, children dying of something undoubtedly heartbreaking and then next thing you know Dave the local autistic neckbeard is trying to fingerbang the corpse
Let the dead lie anon
Btw if any form of religion is tangible, you're going to get assraped by satan in the deepest circle of hell
Eternally

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>>719528965
That's almost as fucked up as that hurricane anon, i read about in a best of /b/ thread
Great job OP

>>719553147
bro i don't think you understand what being a pedo is or why what you did was wrong...just because there isn't someone on the other end to emotionally scar doesn't mean what you did wasn't morally wrong.
normal people:
>are not attracted to children
>do not want to see dead bodies...maybe some people out of curiosity, but they wouldn't make an effort to see them
>would DEFINITELY not proceed to touch the dead body of a 12 year old given the opportunity.

they have footage of you examining a dead 12 year old, then touching her, then touching her sensually. regardless of whether or not you were turned on by touching the kid, i'm sure from the camera you looked like you were having a good time.

tl;dr normal people wouldn't touch the 12 year old's body, what you did was morally wrong and legally wrong. you're sick in the head if you don't think what you did was wrong

>>719553147
You cannot serve more than 7 years for a class C felony. Im not sure if pedophillia on a dead body is illegal but I imagine it would be, pedophillia is also a class C felony. So if pedophillia applies you could have two seperate chages which could total a max of 14 years, but you would most likely get a very lenient sentence for what you did. On the off chance this guy brings you in of course.

>>719536348
Not a chance, he just doesn't want to ruin OPs life. I have let people past checkpoints with xtc, cocaine, and opiates before just because it isn't worth calling the cops and ruining their day. OP didn't hurt anyone after all.

>>719528965
>I may have fucked up /b/
>may
I don't think there's any reasonable doubt here mate, you fucked up, and you fucked up hard.

All this time on 4chan, and this is the first time I see a legendary thread live, instead of screencapped.
01/19/17, when a btard was caught being a pedophilic necrophile.

>>719546702
Hospital administrator here. Bad news for you in reference to the video footage. Almost all large hospitals contract out video data management to other companies. Each camera is recorded, and depending on the location and nature is how long the footage is kept. Registration is kept for years for insurance fraud investigations for example. MORGUE is kept FOREVER. Since you know we have many bodies down there, including victims of crimes, we must record the area and maintain the footage indefinitely for investigative purposes. There's a little thing in the legal world known as "chain of custody" and the videos are frequently reviewed to make sure no one is tampering with the bodies and thus the evidence which is why the drawers are locked. You're fucked sicko.

>>719530788
this

Also, I would definitely look myself, but touch? How much of an issue do you have with other impulses, what are you, a complete sperg?

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>>719553256

Under better circumstances I would post my kik and meet for coffee. Burlington area by any chance?

>>719553258

Yeah.. I know.. Firmly established fact.

>>719553552

I wouldn't like it.. but if it happened I wouldn't want to know about it either.
Would rather it weren't a factor at all.. But ignorance would be bliss in this case.

>>719553624

I've seen that one.. Way worse though. Kek

>>719531535
No one uses tapes any more. The video is stored on a remote network video recorder.

>>719554084
Holy shit. Yes.
My skype is visibleBronies
Not same guy you answered

>>719554084
Post an image of your face

>>719533655
If it is a big enough hospital the cameras are IP and the video is stored on servers. Depending on how big the storage on the servers is the footage probably is deleted after a month or so, unless it is specifically exported and saved.

>>719554084
of course you live in the Burlington area lol and no i don't live in the Burlington area, even if i did i wouldn't meet up for coffee, i don't wanna get killed and then violated

>>719528965
Calm down op
Every problem can be solved if you know you have one and you're willing to live with the solution
You still have your freedom, Kill the guard or die a coward

>>719528965
at best disappear from the job

at worst disappear from the country

>>719554546
He won't have it for long. I promise you someone besides the guard will see it (if they haven't already). He got fired because someone talked. You think that's just going away? Detectives are probably taking out charges at the magistrates office as we speak. OP better pack his sqaulid possessions in his Geo Metro and live on the run.

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>>719553953

Moving out of state it is. Guess it's a race between when I can get out, and hpw frequently they review. Thanks for the pants shitting terror.

>>719554004

I haven't been laid often in recent years.
Even then dodgy women of questionable size. Thats why.. No other issues.

>>719554238

I said under better circumstances.. Not going to get exposed in this thread.

>>719554407

Figures you wouldn't be surprised. Maybe I do belong in Florida.. Corpses are a bit too old for my tastes there though (jk)

>>719554895
>Corpses are a bit too old for my tastes there though (jk)

we know you're not joking.

>>719554895
>Corpses too old
>(jk)
Little too soon to joke, don't you think, sicko?

>>719532476
fucking do it pussy

https://vid.me/OTjm

>>719554895
Go to Arizona, edge of Death Valley. Live there, and never talk of anything again. And learn guitar.

>>719540329
The hospital may know everything and just opted to fire you for something less than dead kid molesting so there aren't news stories in the press about it happening in the hospital.

>>719554807
>on the geo metro
Lel I'm thinking about getting one for delivery, how are they?

>>719533655
maybe try to hack the video server, they might have shit security since its a hospital

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>>719555135
>>719555148

Come on.. Lighten the mood?

>>719555162

No.. Already stressed. Don't need to be murdered too.

>>719555203

I'm not that much of a loser.

>>719555501

That's what I am counting on.


I have almost nothing holding me here.. Maybe I should just move out of state.

0P either kill yourself on cam for our amusement or strap a bomb and blow a high score
Only two viable options right now, you wasted too much precious time to fix it, make no mistake it's an eat or get eaten world out there so might as well go out with a bang

>>719556233
Dubs of truth son

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>>719528965
Interesting story OP, read the whole thread. Gotta say, I don't condone what you did, but we all make mistakes. For what it's worth, I hope things get better for you.

>>719547196
You're getting off easy to keep the hospital's name out of the news.

>>719548043
Nice story, that's fucking lucky right there.

op was she hot?

>>719556785
She was cold as ice I suspect

>>719532476
op you realize hes an accessory right? he can lose his license if youre in the usa

he aint gonna say or do shit go back to work and tell him this and keep touching the pussy bro

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>>719556785

As I said.. Looked like a naked dead version of pic related (slightly longer hair though.)

>>719556363

Thanks a bunch.

>>719556233

I'm stupid.. Not insane.

>>719556494
>>719556570

Hope this is true.

>>719557068
>bazinga

>>719557140
Op already got canned by hr over the phone in previous post

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OP... Its not that bad. Guard got you fired as not to see you again. It ends there.

You are young and worried. This one time offence doesn't get you prosecuted.

The only thing to worry about is the guard will tell his girlfriend etc and some other staff may know. I don't know how small your town is. The hospital definitely doesn't want this public.

Chill.. find a new job. In time you'll laugh about it all.

>>719528965
The guard did you more than a solid saying you should quit and never come back.
I suggest you take it never speak about this ever again.
You can still get away unscaved.

>>719557265
WELL

go have a drink and apply for unemployment

file your taxes and relax for a bit maybe get a job as a childrens aid for the handicap/mentally retarded

winkidywinkwink

>>719557195
>touching a 12yo dead girl naked body
>not insane
You're further gone than I thought

>>719553256
Florida is full of fucked up people, don't you go sending us any more.

>>719557464
>paying taxes for necro pedophile
Nah

>>719557630
Nah man I love Florida being a king amongst the low iq