Ask a Baptist virgin anything. A guy that I refused to date told

>>719527429

Are you loosened up yet?

And -- tits or gtfo.

I will pay you for anal

>>719527429

I'm pretending to be a grill. AMA.

> propanefags gtfo

>>719527666
ummm wow ur so kind

>>719527674
lol i dont think thats happening. but thx

>>719527429
do you like being a virgin and waiting for the man of ur dreams?

and

what do u think about men who abstain from sexual relations until marriage?

>>719527429

Why are you afraid to date?

>>719527666
its probably a man satan

he could be gay for all we know

its an androgynous pic to begin wtih TITS doesnt apply here YET

>>719527989
Hard to answer. Do i like being a virgin? Im very normal. I think anyone my age (19) would want to be sexually intimate. I do. But, just think I should wait for the right man I want to marry. I think men that make the same choice are good men to.

>>719528054
im not. i do date. just not that guy.

>>719528105
u think i look like a man? wow thx

>>719527981
5 grand???

>>719527429
Hell why not, do you go to College and were you homeschooled?

>>719528201
ud pay 5k for sex???? are u crazy?

>>719528114
good for you

I'm 27 and still waiting for the right one

dont let people corrupt you on this and listen to the liberals who tell men and women to fuck everything in sight because its meaningless etc.

>>719528114

What's your position on having an overweight middle aged wearing a scooby doo costume man cum in your ass? Could you cry and mumble about damned kids while he does it?

>>719528282
>I'm 27 and still waiting for the right one

The right one isn't showing up in your basement, faggot.

>>719528252
i am going to college right now. i was homeschooled for 4th -9th grade. then 10th -12th in private school

>>719528282
thats the plan

>>719528201
kek, I'd sooner pay for a classy $100 prostitute 50 times then one buttsex for $5000

be you, its the right thing to do.
be smart though, remember, if you get feeling hurried, or pressured, don't pick one that is "right" just because he's Baptist" or "christian" any more than you would because he is "hot" or "rich"
be you and find the man that is good for you.
he won't be perfect. no one is, but God loves us.

>>719528270
Anal sex only still a virgin
6 grand

>>719528177
>Teens you know and fap to. continued. - >RandomArchive.com
>randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/706755862
125 × 93 - Oct 6, 2016 - >>706757946. Nah >man. But you should always change your >filename when getting shit off fb or the whole >world will know you fap to your soon ...
>Petite girls you wanna rail pt2 - >RandomArchive.com
>randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/706682173
>125 × 93 - Oct 5, 2016 - Petite girls you wanna >rail pt2 - 4chan Archived thread from /b/ -

dont lie u fucking cunt

>>719528293
well that was the weirdest question ive ever been asked in my whole life. no opinion i guess.

>>719528282
>27
Um, the clock is ticking and I don;t think your waifu will be coming by any time soon.

>>719528377
Im rich

>>719527429
You need to be raped so you'll know your place in this world.

>>719528380
thx thats the best advice i think

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>>719528440

How much for this?

>>719528337
why is this the go-to defacto argument you people have?

I'm not a basement dweller. I'm pretty normal, fam. I've almost caved in a bunch of times but found the wisdom in Jesus Christ and gave me strength to overcome my urges.

>>719528446
She's out there. God will reveal her to me when the time is right. Just need to keep the faith.

>>719528462
well thats not true

>>719528510

Because anyone not grotesquely deformed either physically or mentally will have had sex by that age. Your inability to get laid, regardless whether by the rejection of others or fear of such you dress up in religious trappings, confounds us.

I was the biggest fucking aspergery ugly dumbfuck on earth and I got laid in my early twenties. Married for a while, even.

> mostly it's just fun to fuck with people

>>719528339
What's your major and are you in the antiscience group of Christians ie. denying evolution, the Big Bang theory, vaccines, global warming, radioactive dating etc. If so are you open minded about the evidence or just sticking to what people told you regardless of research papers?

>>719528462
rather impressed she hasn't run off yet, taking /b like a champ

>>719527429
Probably bullshit but do you have any kinks that youve developed? Do you masturbate a lot?

>>719528581
so why would humans be designed to find incredible pleasure in sex yet be punished for having it? hell this question can target op as well.

>>719528677
im studying nutrition and want to be an athletic trainer and sports nutritionist. I think I'm open to what real science says, but I do believe evolution is a theory since it is not true science (ie: observable, testable).

>>719528787
i made a promise that i wouldnt run off

>>719528846
i masterbate like anyone...i dont know if id say alot. i dont think i have kinks...since im a virgin lol

>>719528675
>Because anyone not grotesquely deformed either physically or mentally will have had sex by that age.

I don't agree with this at all. Maybe it's true for some people, but not everybody.

>Married for a while, even.
I wonder why that didn't work out? Not compatible spiritually, only sexually, right?

>>> mostly it's just fun to fuck with people

Kinda figured that myself, but wasn't sure.

>>719528893
like anything. sex is beautiful but it has boundaries. follow it to its logical conclusion ur question that is. many things that bring us pleasure we dont just do because of the consequences. there must be order and reason.

>>719528893
>so why would humans be designed to find incredible pleasure in sex yet be punished for having it? hell this question can target op as well.

Some women can't have intercourse because it causes such severe pain, so not every human being is wired to find sex pleasurable.

I can't speak for OP, but I don't abstain from having sexual intercourse with a women because I'm afraid of eternal damnation or anything like that - I just want to wait and find the right person for me - and I feel like it's morally and spiritually righteous, I wont lie about that.

Here I am at what is currently the bottom. No proof pics with tits so I'm not wasting my time reading the above loser. I'm also not going to waste time checking for comments after this. Next time post tits and proof early on or GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT.

>>719529343
i agree with what u just said! :) Made my day!

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>>719529422
didnt know there were rules or whatever

>>719528945
eh, I wont derail this thread with the typical science vs religion bollocks, that's what /sci is for. (well I will just state that in science "theory" is the most credible anything scientific can get, it has a different definition than for normal lay-people speak)
Are you or your family against the notion of you dating? Also are there specific guys you're sexually attracted to that you fantasize about?

I will plunge my thriving 3 inch cock into you add so hard that it will split and you will die from blood loss and then I will keep fuck g your body using you calculated blood and my semen as lube

>>719529113
Waiting for the right one doesn't guarantee anything. As you mature people change and so do circumstances. That's just human nature

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>>719529472
>i agree with what u just said! :) Made my day!

Awesome.

>>719529814
I do date. I didnt say i didnt date. Just the one guy i didnt want to go on a date with. As far as guys im attracted to: the whole person. not just looks (of course thats significant) but i want someone to love me for me.

>>719529113
Actually what it does guarantee is that you waste the best and healthiest years of your life missing out on wonderful life experiences

>>719529860
3 inches wont to that lol

>>719529883
true.

>>719529860
>thriving

>>719529562
Baptist?
Cheap camera?
Poor white baptist, yeah fucking right.

>>719530093
okay u got some mad deduction skills or phobias...

>>719529033
Well you dont have to be sexually active to develop kinks, do you just not think about sex or do you have an idea of what things you want to try first?

>>719529955
I meant when you masturbate, are there specific people you think about, watch porn or do you fantasize about some abstraction of what you hope your future husband will be like?

>>719530270
lol with right guy i wanna do everything. no reservations. guys its not like i dont think about sex. i do. just wanna wait for rgith person

Do you masturbate

>>719529883
>Waiting for the right one doesn't guarantee anything.

I believe if you're compatible with each other in the long-term like a best friend and not just on a strictly physical level and have similar beliefs, those aren't likely to change drastically, and that more often than not, those beliefs are strengthened with age and overcoming challenges together makes your bond all that much more stronger.

>As you mature people change and so do circumstances. That's just human nature.
Yeah, you're right, but at least you have something more than just a purely physical relationship.

People live their own separate and unique lives from their spouses and significant others, but at the end of the day you can grow and accept each other if you're like best friends.

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>>719527429
Refusing to date someone who refers you to 4chan is probably a good move

>>719530275
oh i see...yeah ill be honest...i have thought about certain guys. i think its just natural.

>>719530375
yes

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>>719527429

>>719527429
10/10 don't wait too long

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>>719527429
Tits a or gtfo

>>719528282
obviously you must be a mongoloid

>>719529963
>Actually what it does guarantee is that you waste the best and healthiest years of your life missing out on wonderful life experiences

How do you figure?

I enjoy all life has to offer me. I meet new people everyday and form new friendships. I honestly don't believe I'm missing out on life just because I'm not out there having sex with random women. All that does is make the emotional connection you're looking for a deeper and bigger hole, and makes you feel more empty inside, which makes you seek out more meaningless sexual encounters to try and feel close to somebody.

Maybe I'm wrong, but that just my opinion.

>>719530574
:)

>>719530593
u dont wanna see...im not bikini model type

>>719527429
whats the furthest you've ever gone? or are you a complete kissless virgin?

>>719530374
I was just wondering if you have a certain position or type of fetish that you prefer, visually. What age were you when you started masturbating? Do you have any sex toys?

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>>719530421
this is very true, anon speaks truth, we're all fucked up here.

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>>719530651
Psh. Not even, /b/ro.

>>719530780
made out a few times and hand hands under my shirt and i did give hj on a dark bus on ride home from our schools bball game (boys and girls team travel to away games together)

>>719530824
obviously missionary, white christian fegs have no imagination. and im sure she doesnt masturbate or even think of it

>>719530746
kek, /b/ would fuck anything and masturbate to more. I miss tiles anon, he had the classiest kink - masturbating exclusively to floor tiles.

>>719530824
ive literally never watched porn. sooo idk. i guess ill try all the ways. i was 14 first time. no i have no sex toys lol. my sister has one shes 22. but i do not.

>>719530993
well thats a problem

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No I never said i was pretty, but i dont think im a mongaloid.

You're smart waiting, I lost my virginity at 15 and really regret it. I wish I'd waited until I'd met my now fiance, as shew was a virgin until we started dating.

Sex is usually mediocre at best if it's not with someone you really care about.

>>719530917
Do you consider having your hymen intact a requirement for being a virgin? Would you let someone finger you, eat you out or fuck your ass before marriage?

>>719530917
good show OP, your attractive enough that the right guy will show up one day.
>btw watch some tutorials on hj's and bj's etc.
you dont wanna seem too naive when you finally find him.

>>719528282
you on the other hand need to day three things
> to to the gym
>actively search for a connection
>your 27 you have no excuse for being a grand wizard

>>719527429
Hang onto it OP. It's literally the only thing you bring to the table.

>>719531228
good questions. in the right situation...maybe. not sure i can just say across the board...yes or no

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>>719531237
>>719531228
>>719531218
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>>719531076
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>>719530917
>>719530885
>>719530865
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>>719530746
>>719530700

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719531398
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IT MUST BE HARD TO BE THAT FUCKING SAVAGE
>>719531398

>>719531237
> to to the gym
Checked. 3 days a week currently.
>actively search for a connection
Checked. Have a blind date with a co-workers sister next week.
>your 27 you have no excuse for being a grand wizard
I thought I wasn't a Wizard until 30?

I'm all set for a trip to prague in the Summer, maybe I'll find the right on over there. God willing.

>>719531398
so you think im hideous too?

>>719527429
bullshit. Go fucking die in a fire u bait faggot

>>719527429
tits or gtfo cumdump

>>719531467
this doesnt even apply

OP never said it was a female

and even if it did say im a girl in response to a question, its not attn whoring...

learn your own customs shit for brains

>>719531467
did time stamp earlier in thread...so go apply ur rules to that. only i didnt show my boobs.

>>719529562
>no tits posted

failure

how stereotypically cumdump of you

>>719531690
so if i dont show my breasts im not legitimately a female?

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>>719531529
>>719531543
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>>719531529
>>719527666
>>719527674
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>>719527948
>>719527981
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>>719528054
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>>719528337
>>719528293

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719531467
suck a horse cock anon, /b/ is a monotonous shitstain, op is doing an AMA and is providing mild entertainment. Even Moot revoked rule 30 so fuck off.

>>719531838
moot is a nigger who got cucked by yellow devils

we make the rules here

tits or gtfo

>>719531525
Oh fuck, cast magic missile at the darkness.

>>719531529
this is attention whoring, stop or TITS or GTFO applies.

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>>719531838
>>719531793
>>719531679
>>719531653 >newfag

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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Happy????

>>719531926
Moots still your daddy you little fuckboi, him being a cuck just makes you more pitiful.

>>719532083
tits with timestamp are needed

>>719532083
timestamps

>>719532195
i already did ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and told u to veryify. I'm here to just talk. thats it. not show my body off to u again and again

>>719532083
Very if those are indeed your tits.

I'd squirtle all over dem jiggly puffs.

>>719529562
photo shopedddddd.....
cheappppp. baitttttt.
and you are a faggot.

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>>719532134
>>719532083
>>719531999 tog applied from the beginning you stupid nigger
>>719531929

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719532308
Anyone can post tits, prove they're yours with a timestamp in the picture

>>719532360
how convenient

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>>719532360
>>719532344
>>719532308
>>719532308
>>719532308
>>719532308
>>719532308

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719532083
shaved, landing strip or au natural pubes?

>>719532083
Have you shown these to anyone in real life?

>>719532083
what would you do if the person you rejected told you he saw this thread? Would you feel embarrassed knowing he saw you topless or just be fine with it?

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>>719532520
> >719532520
>>719532520
>>719532520
>>719532520
>>719 532520
>>719532520
>>719532517
>>7 19532 517
>>719532517
>>7195 32517
>>719532517
>>719532517
>>719532517
You're talking to a man betas

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719532083
nice tits

requesting more

You also have too show us the soles of you're feet and ass

>>719532083
Are your nipples sensitive?

They look very suckable.

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>>719527429
you lie. tell us about your children.

>>719532780
gtfo footfag cancer

>>719532517
shave

>>719532520
been seen sorta...it was really dark...by a guy but i change in a locker room all the time so others have seen

>>719532656
he doesnt know im doing this.

>>719532754
ty

>>719532887
nice

pics?

>>719532463
ok , anon. samefag here>>719532360
may i ask you something.
i know that this thread is a cheap bait.
you know it , too.
but... do you forgot to sage this thread?
because when you are replying without this you are bumping it up.

>>719532780
u getfo

>>719532837
they can be. thx

>>719531136
You're very pretty. I'd fuck the hell out of you.

>>719533032
that i wont do...thats over the line for me

>>719533084
2nd

consentual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>719533036
i dont know that that means "sage"

>>719532994
Didn't you say you're still here because you promised that guy?

>>719533084
ill take that as a compliment

>>719533036 >2017 >sage >really >really?
>>719533084
>>719533081
>>719533046
>>719533032
>>719533022
>>719532994
>>719532945
>>719532887
>>719532873
>>719532855
>>719532837
>>719532780
>>719532754
>>719533134
Op is a dude. I've done this shit before. Except I faked 2 timestamps, had 100 people in my thread and wasn't doing it for sexual reasons (cause that's fucking weird op)

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719533134
damn

im having trouble just fapping to your tits as great as they are

some ass or pussy pics would put me over the edge

>>719533262
i mean how else would you take it?

>>719533225
yes i did promise him i would do it. i mean i guess he might see...but hes at work and i thought this like deleted after awhile

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>>719533262
>>719533225
>>719533223

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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>>719531929
>RuneScape references

>>719533314
sorry

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>>719533339
>>719533315
>>719533314

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719533315
ur right

>>719533339
just post some lower body pics so those of us masturbating can cum hard

>>719528787
there are girls here im one of them

>>719533390
You filthy fucking scrub, Magic Missile is a Wizard Cantrip from D&D.

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>>719533404
>>719533390
Pic related it's me, I'm also a virgin


---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>719533464
hhhhhhhh

listen, just because youre on HRT and your liberal psychotherapist calls you female pronouns and entertains your mental illness doesn't make you a biological girl...freaks

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>>719533500

>>719533464
Well no shit there are femanons but a random christian virgin testing the filthy waters of /b/ for the first time and staying is surprising.

>>719533464
thank you for speaking up

>>719533464
ass pics with panties on?

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>>719533500
>D&D
NERD

>>719533595
fuck, ya got me

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Hey guys, virgin here too, ama

>>719533646
im actually kinda fascinated now and most of u have benn very cool to me. no issue

>>719533687
My job is being a nerd as well so having nerd hobbies fits.

>>719533738
i dont know if half the comments are mocking me or serious

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Virgin-chan here. Ama

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>>719533738
we dont need to

its quite apparent why youre still a virgin

youre obviously a lesbo

>>719533746
most will be mean if they know itll get to you

love to see more of you too bad you wont share

>>719528114
lemme smash

>>719533789
whats ur job anon?

>>719533746
Well you've been tainted, welcome to the shitstain of the internet. What are your hobbies since this is still an AMA.

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>>719533563
are u big enough to say u were wrong?

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Non-virgin here. Wtf is with all these faggy virgins and betas sucking on their toes?

>>719527429
no questions here.
don't worry honey. wait until 21 and marry the first man your parents propose to you.
and don't bother about the haters here. they are jealous.

>>719533860
well this is so like public for everyone...i want to have a career one day and get married sooo

>>719533919
damn

your tits are perfect

hows dat ass tho

>>719533863
keep wishin

>>719533438
Now please spread your pussy and let us take a look at your hymen!

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>>719533919
Are you big enough to realize that the only reason I was doing that was to make you do what I wanted?

Btw There's no god.

>>719533885
Working on a Dynamo project for astrophysics research. Then playing D&D with my nerdy gf who works in cybersecurity while studying the maths

>>719533908
hobbies = I like playing bball and the piano.

>>719533919
Kek works every time...

>>719534023
If your boobs are that great the rest of you must be mind blowing.

>>719534023
take picture
put on computer
right-click image
Details
Remove personal properties
generate copy with no exif data
post on 4chan
become famous with none of the blowback
profit

>>719534047
thx

>>719533413
so what you are going to do?
tired of shit posting?
you can do better.

>>719533919
You're a keeper, actually posted tits with timestamp, this thread is officially allowed to exist

>>719533919
Great figure girl.

God don't make mistakes.

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might stop sharing this the site is very slow

>>719534072
ok..ill take that as an admission u "accept" my timestamped boob

>>719533656
i would but my mans here he would just get shitty

>>719534164
one little pussy pic wont hurt

im sure yours looks yummy

>>719534216
I got what I wanted anon-chan

It's not shitposting

>>719534216
i dotn understand

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>>719534094
>Dynamo project for astrophysics
thats weird

i know science guys and it wizards/a certified cybersec guys from college and they were fucking chads

maybe its just a 50/50 chance of being normal or a nerd?

How do I triforce?

>>719534223
ty

>>719534228
thanks a ton

>>719534323
He doesn't own you.

Do it please.

>>719534276
Yeah I honestly do, you want to get attention using your gender on this site, ok but there are rules which you followed.

Attention-whore away!

>>719534355
me either.

>>719533576
love how much you guys have been fucked with wonder how many girls you've actually been speaking to like a total dick

>>719527429
be 19 and being a virgin is not a problem.
Just wait for the right man.
Have you consider marry an atheist or is it a no go?

>>719533649
welcome x

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>>719534420
Sexy and religious, a very good mix.

>>719534323
Go into the bathroom. He will never know. I know you're excited to have this much attention... keep it going. Knowing men are jacking off to you has to be a turn on

>>719534349
you got the shit of posting?
well then :/

>>719534568
oh my

that looks tight

thanks

>>719534568
yummy!!!

>>719534538
i dont think id marry an atheist because ur beginning ur marriage with irreconciliable differences

>>719534533
>love how much you guys have been fucked with
wat

>wonder how many girls you've actually been speaking to like a total dick

we wont ever know, will we? real girls dont like to post their tits online unless theyre horny or closet whores.

>>719534570
the two arent mutually exclusive

>>719534376
Define chad for me. But most people at the school I went to (it's strictly science, tech. Engineering and math) has some weirdness. Most people are socially inept to start off with and some get better in the company of other nerds, the homeschooled kids are pretty inept though. Also the computer science majors are the worst, they have massive god-complexes and are typically arrogant and bitchy compared to the physics, chem and math nerds. Also we all use the title nerd as a given and say it almost endearingly.

>>719534568
would bang

>>719534608
to a degree yes...never really been in this position b4

>>719534568
Can you add a timestamp?

>>719534568
winner winner chicken dinner

no reverse image results found at all

>ITT
>a)thirsty permavirgins
>b)triggered permavirgins
>c)permavirgins

HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT OCARINA OF TIME?

>>719534609
I got tits buddy. Now she's in for a penny in for a pound.
>why waste my energy on a moron

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>>719534758
jsut stop okay. i have. im not writing on myself anymore. i am who i say.

>>719534651
interesting, and what if he just have another religion lets say christian? and he doesn't want to convert to baptism but accept to go to church with you.

it was important that's my wife have the same religion, but i don't care of virginity.

>>719534568
Does showing your pictures to us excite you and would you do this stuff to someone you know if they asked, even if you didn't want to be in a relationship with them?

>>719534732
Well, I'm enjoying your show! You're pretty and your body is amazing. Are you getting wet? Every picture you post, more people will jack off to you. Keep going beautiful! Would love to fuck you from behind.

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>>719527429
like?

>>719534865

Post a video of yourself dancing.

>>719534568
any chance of a spread pic?

>>719534887
ive never done this b4 sooo i dont know...im hoping this isnt super regrettable but im 19 i think i can enjoy my sexuality here some

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>>719528945
>evolution just a theory
>strongly believes on imaginary friends

>>719534894
thx

Your pic numbering suggests you took a pic between the last 2

>>719534976
Are you wet?

Your body is sexy as hell.

>>719534940
what the hell is all over him

>>719534962
that would be a tad gross lol

>>719535022
You're welcome. Do you have any sexual fantasies? I would love to hear them!

>>719535058
jpeg artifacts

>>719535037
it was total blur soo i deleted i was moving

>>719534687
>Define chad for me.

all they could talk about was getting pussy getting drunk and passing finals

one korean guy (bro tier gook tbh) was in his last semester of Network Engineering and he literally pulled in 2-3 chicks a week it felt like (ugly, but still pussy)

the only awkward guys I remember were the life sciences people...creepy af biologists and a female chemiststry major that couldve creeped out jeffrey dahmer

as for the nerd thing, ya i dont say it coming from a mean place, i just like to fuck with people and josh them

>>719535054
yes

>>719534976
posting picture of you naked on the internet trash isn't the best idea.

but you do whatever you want.

>>719535104
No, it would be amazing! We all want to see your pussy spread!

>>719535104
but it would be sexy

itd be appreciated but your call

>>719528945
>observable
>testable
You turn off the lights, your retina expand to allow more light in so you can see the best you can in the dark. Now imagine you lived in the dark, your kids are born in the dark, their kids, their kids, etc. Eventually your kids can see in the dark as well as you could see in the day. Or they die and someone else's kids do.

That's basically it.

If you believe in God you're going to hell anyway, might as well enjoy your time in Earth before being ass raped by demons for all eternity.

>>719534976
Do you think you'll masturbate to this later, knowing lots of guys are masturbating to you? And again what would you do if that guy approaches you and says he saw this thread and asks if you would show him more? he can probably see this using a phone.

>>719535104
How about a pic of your ass?

>>719535123
Only a fantasy...but wondered what girl might be like

>>719535157
thats hot

thanks for sharing, youre awesome

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ffs

>>719527429
Tits or GTFO

bump for spread pic

>>719535307
no images bring back a result except ops first pic

rest legit

suck a cock fagget or prove it lied

>>719535170
>>719535174
that crosses into yuck for me... the others i guess were sexy...

>>719535345
Bump for spread

>>719535150
There's a 5:1 ratio between guys to girls here so no one has the mentality that they're going to be getting laid alot. But holy fuck do some guys have no idea how creepy they are, mind I'm not a social butterfly but some guys will just stare at girls and follow them around begging for attention.

>>719535207
i might i actually am. but if he did id say well u already saw sooo thats ur present

>>719535364
Ok I guess if you really dont want thats fine
How about a pic of your ass?

>>719535364
sad panda

your pussy looks so nice idk why you think that yuck

>>719535228
That's a pretty common fantasy (or curiosity).. are you fingering yourself right now? Are you turned on knowing that your boy friend is unaware that you are showing us more than he's ever seen?

>>719529562
funny how you couldn't even erase the photoshopped text under the finger correctly

>>719532083
Got a kik?

>>719535481
pussy is but inside is idk jsut weird to show that

>>719535355
>Hey guys, uh.. virgin here, um this guy told me to come to /b/ and um, oh here's some tits.
You stupid thirsty fuck. Go outside.

Glad you enjoy the attention, OP, ass and pussy spread!

>>719535364
pic of you fingering yourself?

>>719535307
>not reading whole thread
>faggot

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>>719535434
>some guys have no idea how creepy they are
>mfw I've been told by everybody (female and male friends) jokingly that I have a Rape Stare
>mfw I'm almost certain theyre not just fucking with me

>>719535550
well we're a lil weird here I guess lol

>>719535447
Do you just rub yourself or do you use penetration, either with fingers or something else. Also do you play with your breasts while you masturbate?

>>719535556
whats that? you cant prove op has a cock?

also
>2017
>gendering anonymous text on an image based board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>719535467

>>719533834
Can we see those perky beuties?

>>719535447
Post a pic of you masturbating

>>719535499
i dotn have a bf

>>719535550
id explode if you did post a pic

>>719535550
show us your spread pussy and see how many people will jack off to it. You're hot and you have the power to make many men cum thinking of you

>>719535548
no sorry

>>719533834
Youre cute, has anyone sucked on those titties yet?

>>719535741
your ass is phenomenal as well

grats girl

>>719535733
And you can't prove anything either, tard. >inb4 she gave us a timestamp, she's real don't say she's not
Fucking pathetic

>>719535719
i put fingers inside yes. and my boobs feel amazing when i rub sooo

>>719535741
iI'd love to see how wet you are inside.

>>719535556
tits with timestamp were posted and she's providing entertainment and fap material.

>>719535891
no

Attention whore slut comes to /b with retarded virgin story and you beta faggots go crazy for it. Ffs go outside and get some actual pussy you neckbeard basement dwellers. Failing that, go upstairs and fuck your own sisters... at least its actual pussy.

>>719535793
Well, whenever you decide it give it up for a man, he will be very lucky!

>>719535741
You have a few anons close to finish now for sure

>>719535927
Can you take a pic of you fingering yourself?

>>719535927
can you show us?

>>719536006
lol who u pretending to be?

>>719535741
You look amazing from behind

>>719536023
Agreed

Harder than diamonds at the moment

>>719535913
I don't have to prove anything. I'm accepting OP's false reality. I'm enjoying my fantasy of a girl posting pussy shots and tits on /b/.

You're the one claiming OP isn't real and we're all dumb asses etc., so you prove OP isn't a gril, faget.

>>719535668
kek, I know what you're talking about, there were a few people like that, but what I mean is the deliberate staring well after eye contact sort of people. If you do that to though you're fucked.

>>719527429
>Attention whore slut comes to /b with retarded virgin story and you beta faggots go crazy for it. Ffs go outside and get some actual pussy you neckbeard basement dwellers. Failing that, go upstairs and fuck your own sisters... at least its actual pussy.


What do you think about this faggot, OP?

OP how horny are you right now?

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>>719536212

OP here, I have to admit to a little lie I told earlier guys. I'm actually 16 not 19. I hope that's ok with everyone?

fingers crossed op is fingering herself while taking pics

>>719536246
that looks so fucking good

>>719536283
not true

>>719536378
>>719536290
>>719536246
haha

>>719536283
Nice try moralfaggot.

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might stop sharing this the site is very slow

>>719536283
Yeah because a 16 yo is in college

>>719536246
Legal in UK

>>719536246
Do you think you'll be doing this on here in the future?

>>719536445
ignore him

can you fit 2 fingers op?

MODS

>>719527429
I was raised baptist myself. Don't make the same mistake I did, if you want to wait till you're married then wait. I've had a lot of sex with a lot of girls and it honestly doesn't make a lot of difference looking back. Sure it felt good, but now its much harder for me to find actual love because I honestly am mostly looking for the best sex partner. Don't let a guy pressure you into doing something you don't want to do. And yeah you look pretty decent.

>>719536527
lol no

>>719536246
Would you consider having almost a fuckbuddy, no actual sex but oral, nudity and masturbation stuff with someone not in a relationship? I find it odd that you'd wait for sex but you're posting yourself masturbating online for guys to jack off to, not that i'm complaining.

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>>719536536
2 fingers honestly doesnt feel that great. 1 is perfect

>>719536626
pssh pretty decent?


id drag my penis through a mile of broken glass to hear OP fart through a walkie talkie

>>719536687
consider yes...

>>719536687
Hey OP this faggot believes your virgin story....

>>719536730
My God! I would eat you for hours!

>>719536744
well thats weird

>>719536800
im 100% a virgin