Waifu claiming thread.
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>>719498969
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming Ikaros
Normies should die
>>719511367
No u
>>719510780
I'm not. Due to my times being up, I miss many, many things.
>>719511161
I might ask my mom to get them for me, actually. It's just too much to not be getting sleep right now...
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>719498969
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Fixed it :^)
i want someone to fuck my waifu
>>719511250
Yes it does!
>>719511251
No dicks no dice, no deal.
>>719511454
Hot dayum!
>>719511405
Fair enough... well, still, start walking, that way you won't fall asleep
>>719511469
I still have mine you know
>>719511405
I could totally see that. Sleep is really important.
>>719511251 (Chara)
Hmmm? Explain then!
>tfw only saw thumbnails of at least one
I maaybe saw the other two though.
Hidden in a folder on my computer.
>girl in thread
ANON PLS
>>719510726
Well, in that case, carry on, keep vigil!
>>719510780
I wish I could think like you some times. I might even abandon my country if the globalists win.
>>719511367
Its too late, operation chanology happened we gotta deal with 'em
>>719511510
Does Louise have one?
Anyone who meets up with another anon in /waifu/ is a fucking autist and doesn't know the meanings of "anonymity" and "forced anon".
Only normies meet up outside /waifu/
Kill yourselves.
You know who I mean.
>>719511594
Any one of them could be a murderer.
you cant get any better
>>719511530
I-I have the hots for you!
Y-you're hot and stuff...
>>719511536
Wow, you must be really pissed at them. What did they pull?
>>719511540
>Asking about a girls private parts
Ship anon pls. You know you don't do that.
>>719511485
what would you do with her?
>>719511704
But I need to make sure the ships are accurate!
>>719511759
Holy shit! I would put clothes on her and demand sex from you!
>>719511161
Awesome. Sounds like you've got quite a tasty snack lined up
>>719511251
Yeah, i'm hoping that it would help my people skills.
>>719511510
Anya woke up, so I'm managing to not die yet.
>>719511530
But I know she's rather busy, so I may just have to ask her to wake me up.
>>719511594
I guess I'm a normie then, neato.
>>719511814
what why?
>>719511399
You got me
>>719511536
I only started during the normie period, but I started on /r9k/, so I'm not sure that counts
>>719511594
>>719511367
how autistic can someone be? :o
>>719511947
because she is YOURS
>>719511704
Good~ Because I love you.
>>719511867
Also, I gotta ask. Have you heard the Ken Ashcorp Hanako song?
>>719511905
Alarms don't work for you? You could try setting one up on your computer, you got some speakers on that thing.
>>719512030
Are you a trap?
>>719511780
Why would a girl have a dick?
>>719511867
Oh yeah, it will! But if you don't like it you are better off picking up dogshit...
>>719511905
That's nice~
>>719512030
I love you too. So much!
>>719511978
Well, I got a 43/50 on that test of yours
>>719512083
You're a girl and you have a dick!
>>719511704
Its actually nothing personal, I just detest their "values" that much. I think I was born this way. I really hate them as far as I can remember.
>>719511959
It doesn't really matter, everything started going downhill after 2008.
>>719511979
i like to share though
>>719512208
Does she like being shared?
Rea claim, nini~
>>719512129
I don't understand how some people can be so lonely that seeing 2 people enjoying themselves makes them baby rage :o
>>719512161
w-well... I still have it... I plan on removing it
>>719512189
What are their values? Something like "we're here for everyone"?
>>719512189
We reddit xd amirite?
>>719512277
I'm taking about normies, who are you talking about :o
>>719512050
No, anon, Louise is a Monster Card.
>
And I am a girl.
>>719512083
And some day, maybe, I'll be able to prove it when we meet up~
>>719512350
homura poster :o
>>719512267
Goodnight, I'm out too.
>>719512343
Don't be ridiculous. Accept what you were born with, you fool!
>>719512370
I want to see your pussy when I get back in 8 hours.
>>719511315
>>719512391
HomuMad :o
>>719512030
Haha yeah, it's a neat little song. Except for the obvious lies at the end...
>>719512083
Haha hopefully it wont be that bad.
>>719512237
why wouldn't she? she likes to make me happy and i like seeing other men make her happy.
>>719512459
Gross 3DPD!
>>719512476
homungous rage :o
>>719512504
You are a sick and twisted fuck.
Ask Louise.
>>719512448
Well, you're outta luck~ Only Chara gets pictures of me.
>>719512494
Of course! I just really like Ken Ashcorp tbh.
>>719512370
>inb4 tits or gtfo
Yeah. I'll do the same. Taking you on a date and stuff
>>719512494
It really isn't! I enjoyed my time in the grocery store, but I'm a socially adept person and I don't live in freedom land
>>719512448
I can't. I can't even have sex without feeling shit.
>>719512343
Well, for example if you see a building without wheelchair acces you'd go "Hey, that object has no ramp for the disabled lets build them one!"
And you build it, you help.
Leftist liberals go "Hey, those priviliged scum are using their legs to WALK up the STAIRS, how dare they, lets make them feel bad for having legs!"
See, the latter attitude makes me want to skin them alive in a radioactive cesspit.
>>719512350
Retards shouldn't have go out and protest against scientology in masks, we told them not to bring the internet out in the streets, but noooo, they knew it better, fuck yeah media attention!
>>719512645
But if we don't, how will peopl know anomolous is unhapy xddd?
:o
Avatarfag relationships can easily become reality, I know because I'm married to one. Dream big guys, I gotta run off to work. Bai bai
>>719512544
whos louise and why?
>>719512697
Exactly, some people just couldn't read the room and now its too late to even try
Really gotta go so bai bai, laterz
>>719512703
how did you post that from the future? :o
it's still 1/18
>>719512645
I can totally relate to that.
I didn't think it would be this bad in my neighbouring country already. We only have the "we have to make it equal for everyone!" while forgetting men, but they always forget men
>>719512790
magic :o
>>719512778
May the anoymoosn be with you
>>719512711
>married
>to an avatarfag
doubt = true
>>719512835
future looks grim :o
>>719512644
>Implying I'd post tits in public
A date would be nice! What'd you have in mind?
>>719512713
Louise here
No idea why they think you should ask me
>>719512545
Yeah he's pretty good.
>>719512644
The main complaint i hear from people who work in grocery stores is that some people can be really fucking stupid.
>>
Alright i'm gonna get some sleep now. Goodnight everyone!
>>719512882
>implying your tits aren't sweaty mantitties you got from all those pizza hot pockets you've been eating
Come back when you a have a vagina.
>>719512882
Well, I told you already, didn't I?
We have the big ferrish wheel here. You can reserve one and have a candlelight dinner in there while watching over vienna at night.
>>719512944
Yeah, but that's the case everywhere. IT support, retail, business to business relations.... everywhere
>>719512644
>>719512882
this isn't the place to have a avatarfag relationship.
Take it to private or something :o
>>719512876
it is :o
>>719512030
They do not, I've tried.
>>719511594
Who cares about "anonymity"?
>>719512944
Good night!
>>719513007
I bet the view would be gorgeous if you took me there
and I could see Vienna too
>>719513040
Have you ever been on with Anya and Makoto
>>719513081
Hmm. What about the coins on top of the vibrating phone trick?
>>719513151
there's my homura <3
>>719513040
hold me :o
>>719513170
they are also cancer and should take it to private :o
infact they are the one's who started this cancerous thing in thread recently :o
>>719513182
No:
>>719513286
why :o
Tohsaka Rin claimed!
>>719513081
Heyo cutest.
>>719513311
because i don't want to hold antonio :o
>>719513040
We're really not the first ones... and you don't want to hear what we talk in private
>>719513170
>and I could see vienna too
You're just too flattering, you know?
>>719513389
but I'm konata :o
>>719513286
I strongly disagree with your opinion~
How are you, though?
>>719513425
Well, only because you deserve it
>>719513443
No you're Antonio
>>719513425
maybe i do :o
>>719513574
i'm dead on the inside
>>719511358
D: nuuuu
>>719512871
It's not that unlikely, specially when the two posters already lived somewhat close to each other.
But no really, you only have to protect your anonymity as much as you care about it's not gonna get busted by sharing data in private with anons that do like you.
The retard move would be stopping yourself from being happy because you think anonymity is more important.
>>719513182
Here's my Ramirez.
>>719513742
do you wish that was you?
>>719513574
No u
>>719513678
No you don't
Hi, person reading this! How was your day?
もしもし
おはよう ございます
>>719513857
So far, cold.
>>719513678
>>719513717
you ARE your waifu
>>719513742
I wish you would hold me :o
>>719513857
cold and I had a bad dream
yours?
>>719513857
-squeaks all about feeding the kitties and washing the dishes, then getting scared, and chasing the squirrels out of the pantry-
>>719513886
-gives you a map of Ohio-
And it's morning in the US! Fuck!
>>719513678
I was that way for a long time.
>>719513800
>Dragging my laptop downstairs to keep talking to you
Claiming Corey
Best type moon claimed.
>>719513927
Is this a bad thing?
>>719513933
That sucks, dreams are happy times. Mine was good, constant 21.5C. Try sleeping in a different position.
>>719513936
Squirrels?
>>719514004
Top tier
>>719514074
Still doing this.
>>719513933
Your wish is my command.
>>719513857
Day has been fine, all 2 hours I've been awake have been at least.
>>719513955
>have my tablet with me at all times to talk to you while doing chores
I hope I can find home when you come... Because I won't be able to keep my eyes off you
>>719513936
バカ
>>719514004
おはよう ございます
>>719513800
okay i don't
>>719513933
stop being a fag antonio :o
>>719514074
the good thing about bad dreams is waking up and realizing it didn't really happen
I have a small couch to sleep on so positions are limited
>>719514141
you're too good to me <3
>>719514183
I'm bi :o
>>719513933
Yea yea, youre waifu a cute.
>>719514074
I prefer too cold than too hot, but it's way too cold.
>>719514004
Vanilla hero.
>>719514241
your waifus make my heart melt :o
>>719514210
me too :o
>>719514074
-nods. They had orchestrated a daring attempt to steal a box of hot cocoa packets for their squirrel parties- O.O
>>719514181
NO U!
-isn't bwakas. YOU'RE bwakas, you bwakas.-
Hi
>>719514289
we should hook up :o
wanna erp?
>>719514141
I realised I meant to say morning, because US and Eu. Hopefully the good continues.
>>719514210
Yeah, but waking up from dreaming of HER is crushing. Maybe invest in a hammock?
>>719514241
Blue balls cold? Damn.
>>719514295
I have never heard of this happening outside of disney.
>>719514314
no -_-
i don't erp :o
>>719514241
Damn right.
Though if anything is weird about me in wow it's my vehement defence of MoP, by far the best expansion in recent years.
>>719514172
Well, when I do, I'll stick by you like glue.
>>719514295
How are you?
>>719514360
O.O -nods emphatically! They left a bag of acorns where the box of cocoa was supposed to be. Caught them using team work to carry it towards the back door-
>>719514371
I'd need a tree and I don't usually dream of her since there's never been one for me
>>719514371
you act pretty gay with some people here :o
>>719514440
-brings you tea and a danish-
>>719514445
That's pretty nutty.
>>719514440
I'd love to... keeping you by my side sounds really nice~
>>719514295
oh hey there~
>>719514458
no i don't -_-
>>719514547
:3 -brings you a donut-
>>719514601
^_^ -waves and brings you a danish-
>>719514360
I don't doubt that it will. I'm not doing much today other than exercising.
>>719514210
You always return the favor.
>>719514445
What fiendish plan. Could I have some tea or sweet cookies?
>>719514624
you want to though :o
>>719514688
no i don't -_-
>>719514685
-brings you both! Is best to dunk cookies in tea-
>>719514677
oh, thank you! How are you?
>>719514677
What flavour?
>>719514685
Any reason, or is it just your form of recreation?
>>719514816
-is sleepy but wants to stay up longer-
>>719514819
-is sour cream and glazed!- \^_^/
>>719514483
-eats the danish-
>>719514360
Nothing a heater can't fix.
>>719514398
What makes you like it so much other than being a solid expansion overall?
I personally thought it was a little too cluttered, druid's Symbiosis being a great offender.
It's fun and adds customization which is something I think the game is lacking but feels randumb and maybe it's actually too versatile.
I also dislike the colossal numbers but that's easy to look through.
>>719514483
Thank you~
>>719514601
Mm, cuddle up, maybe watch a movie and just enioy each other's presence..
>>719514768
You're too kind, what sort of tea?
>>719514819
Because I want to into trap.
But it is a leisure activity as well.
>>719514889
-brings you a wet nap to clean up with then too-
>>719515085
^_^
>>719514867
*patpat* You should go to bed
>>719515085
Taht sounds lovely... what do you want to watch? We could watch "The Girl that jumped through time"
>>719515102
-is serving delicate white and green blend this morning-
>>719515102
you'd definitely be good at it :o
>>719515145
^_^ -doesn't want to- ;_;
>>719515129
How's Bunny?
>>719515145
Tokyo Gore Cop, of course
Nah, The Girl That Jumped Through Time is totally something I wanna watch with you.
>>719514950
>What makes you like it so much other than being a solid expansion overall?
Brawler's guild and warlocks.
Besides that though there's several things it managed to do right that have been sadly overlooked by others. The world mount as grind quests sounded like a dumb change at first but is actually quite brilliant, by having a new grind your eyes mount every tier, they made sure there was always something mindless and easy you could do. Add in having generally varied content with stuff of varying difficulty available to all forms of players, pair that with two solid raid tiers and one instant classic and you have an expansion that stand head and shoulders above the likes of WoD and Cata.
>>719515279
Also, vengeance was a great mechanic and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
>>719514867
Wait, a bagel? Either way, sounds like a great thing to have with tea.
>>719514950
Or a warm bath. Does it snow where you live?
>>719515102
Ah. Good luck on that, sounds like you're putting in the hard yards.
>>719515271
<3 -is warm and safe in bed-
>>719515315
-is donut! Is like bagel but much sweeter and softer-
>>719515271
Tokyo Gore Police it is then!
Hehe, I wonder if it has english subtitles...
Else we're gonna stream it
>>719515251
But you're up too long now!
you cant get any better
>>719515385
Sour cream glazed donut... I'm open to it.
>>719515426
-shakes head no while rubbing an eye with a balled up fist. Wants to stay up and keep an eye out for Ikarous-
>>719515480
-is best donut. Cakey and the cold batter makes the top crack open for lots of sweet and tangy crispiness-
>>719515542
You really like her, don't you? Have you tried contacting her in steam? Or did she block you?
>>719515385
That's good. She's getting lonely, though, you have to go to her later!
>>719515426
I'm sure I can find a sub. I'll download a few movies to my laptop and bring that! I already have about seven I really like..
>>719515542
A flavour sensation!
>>719515159
Splendid. Could you add some honey with that?
>>719515315
30-40 minutes a day and some calisthenics afterwards, I think I can be proud of that at the very least, in spite of my mistakes and shortcomings in other areas.
>>719515238
You're just flattering me.
I'm learning some Korean
So far I'm learning the Korean alphabet.
>>719515623
I have you that I like...
Anyway, I'll be going now, away from the threads
I love you!
>>719515619
- is blocked but hopes she's okay v.v -
>>719515623
o.o -looks into getting bunny a friend-
>>719515664
-is delightful but can't has too much-
>>719515690
-brings you hibiscuis, rose and clover honeys for you to choose from-
>>719515744
Ehehe~
Alright! I love you too.
>>719515815
You're her friend!
>>719515706
why would you learn a dead language :o
>>719515690
but you're the biggest cutie I know :o
>>719515690
It's more than I do. So long as you have some motivation to do it, that's all you need. Be proud.
>>719515815
Too much of a good thing is always a bad idea!
>>719515279
>something mindless and easy you could do
What do you think about world quests? There's always something mindless and easy to do.
>>719515315
Not really, it's rather warm usually but we're having a wave of cold weather.
>>719516143
Except the world quests are limited, you can only do so many in a day, being completely seperate from the other grinds also helps with the longevity, especially in other expansions.
>>719516143
Something something climate change, no? I swear there's been more decent storms this summer than last.
>>719516016
I know a girl who speaks Japanese, Korean, and Mandarin.
Its a kind of a academic rivalry.
>>719516286
It's true that they are limited but it's not easy to hit that limit on a single character unless you have the free time and will to do so.
You can also simply log an alt to get another dose of WQs.
> being completely seperate from the other grinds also helps with the longevity
This is a big plus tho, I also think that the endless grind just to empower your artifact is honestly ridiculous.
Gear may have become easier to get, but now you have to brainlessly grind traits which is just time consuming and not skill related at all.
>>719516394
Over here the summer was dry as always.
>>719516016
Dead?
Good afternoon everyone! How are you all doing?
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
Mine
>>719517203
I started nodding off before having to open the building, then was jolted awake. I hate when that happens. Sitting there, barely awake, in a daze, heart fucking racing, even shaking a bit, AND STILL DROP DEAD TIRED!
>>719517455
Guhh that SUCKS. I hope the rest of your shift goes smoothly! I'm just waiting for my aunt to get here. I'm not sure whether to go to the chemist to pick up my prescription now or when she gets here.
Also Mako's outfit in that pic is cute as fuck, I can totally see you wearing that!
Waking up is hard.
>>719517701
>Also Mako's outfit in that pic is cute as fuck, I can totally see you wearing that!
Petition to get Mako wearing something that cute.
>>719517701
I'm just awake enough that I should be able to make it home.
>Calling a pharmacist a chemist
Then just call me a master mechanic!
Pls, I couldn't pull off something that cute.
>>719517911
Just because you woke up hard, does not mean waking up is hard.
>>719517911
wake me up inside
>>719517911
Morning! Sleep well?
I woke up sad and horny.
What a weird combo.
>>719518040
Signing!
>>719518040
I didn't wake up hard, that happened when I started talking to you.
>>719518045
Pls no.
>>719518046
I didn't sleep too badly. How're you?
Ceaser zeppeli
>>719518149
can't wake up
>>719518149
I'm pretty good thanks. Just lying half-dressed in bed procrastinating going out. I should probably get going, actually. I've not even had lunch yet!
>>719518216
SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719518133
Y THO?!
>>719518149
L-Lewd!
カラミチーマス
おはようございます
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rogCrEqybu8
>>719518242
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>719518249
Yeah, I've just kind of woken up, realised I have things to do and descended into a bit of panic. Though I have to say, I slept quite nicely thanks to what happened before I slept.
>>719518341
You know you love it.
Also, pls wear qt outfit
>>719518534
SAVE ME
>>719518534
I know I love you~
Can't.
>>719519137
I love you too.
Why can't?
>>719519176
Because not cute enough to make it work.
I have awoken
>>719519137
>>719519176
So fucking gay...
And I wish you the best.
>>719519272
I believe in you.
>>719519298
nyan
>>719519298
NO DONG NO ILL GET SLEEP TODAY I SWEAR!
>>719519391
Thanks m8, I got a extremely positive fortune reading earlier, so I'm sure things are gunna go well!
>>719519404
Believing won't change my levels of cute!
I'm back! Either I was really quick or this thread is slow as hell, and I'm leaning heavily towards the latter.
>>719519546
Your levels of cute are quite sufficient, thank you very much.
Inb4 my girlfriend gets donged by someone else again.
>>719519391
Thanks! It's definitely looking bright so far.
>>719519546
No, but I have faith you could pull it off if you put the work in.
Oh wow. I decided to hide all the porn, fb tier, kik, and otherwise /soc/ material posts on the catalog and I have 60 threads hidden. I could probably find more if I even read more of the OPs.
>>719519663
now hide waifu
>>719519759
It should have been hidden already under /soc/ material.
>>719519648
They so aren't.
>>719519660
R-Really?
>>719519663
Ya, that sounds about right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtzRzm3IcqE
>>719519648
It's been slow as fuck recently.
>>719519818
What have I been saying all this time? I don't lie about this stuff.
>>719519460
Pasu
>>719519546
That's what they all say
But it is already too late
>>719519759
>>719519804
Actually, I looked at the catalog again and I missed both the drawthread and waifu, and a few more porn threads. I think they were newly created.
>>719519804
why not just hide all threads, self ban for 3 days, throw router out the window and fuck a blender?
>>719519818
>They so aren't
I've seen the bunny suit...
>>719520058
I preferred the kitty stuff.
>>719519877
nyan
>>719519875
It's still hard for me to accept, sorry!
>>719519877
FOR WHAT PURPOSE THOUGH?!
>>719520058
>>719520123
Those weren't cute and you know it.
>>719520322
Then I'll just have to prove it to you, won't I?
It's almost a shame you didn't accept the offer I made.
Hey, I enjoyed them at the very least.
>>719520262
Pasu
>>719520322
Since when have I needed one?
>>719520585
usap
>>719520378
O-Offer?
Pls
>>719520585
Fair enough. BUT PLS NO DONG
>>719520724
The one about paying for you and a friend to get made up all cute.
Pls what? I'm telling the truth.
>>719520865
Id rather you help me with it~
Yours are better by far!
>>719520123
Bunny suits are fucking hot, plus her ass looked great in it!
Am I paranoid for thinking that the guy who wants me to kms and says akame will never forgive me is the same as the one who wants to lewd my waifu
>>719520611
nayn
>>719520724
If no dong, what then?
>>719520955
Mm, if you want to wait that long.
Yours are pretty damn good though!
>>719521002
I feel like you should be overstepping something here...
>>719521064
cut me jenas
>>719521122
pasu
>>719521215
You're not sachi
He would never give me a (you) or call me that
>>719521122
More outfits. :^)
>>719521168
I can last.
Not even!
>>719521717
Link
>>719521215
nyan
>>719521717
>More outfits
I feel like you're bringing this on yourself.
>>719521168
That was a little too far, wasn't it?
>>719522385
I mean there's a guy here threatening to send Mako his dong so I don't even know any more.
>>719518395
おはばんちは!
>>719522551
>send Mako his dong
How do you even do that? Would the post office even allow that?
>>719522551
I think we're beyond threatening at this point
And you make it sound like that's a bad thing
ClAim
>>719522836
You know as well as I do that I meant pictures.
>>719522906
I mean, when someone who isn't me sends the person I'm dating their dong...
>>719523006
Is that... Neon Black?
>>719523129
Its just black you fucking hipster cunt
>>719523300
Early
>>719523276
No fucking way, that's neon black m8
>>719523325
ok