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Can you guys help me come up with a creative slogan? It's

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Can you guys help me come up with a creative slogan?
It's for my company, Chieftec, we're in the computer component business
Webm not related, but it's cute
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>>719503361
what kind of components. be more specific
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break adderall pills and snort that shit
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>>719503361
"we hire faggots"
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>>719503361
"Chieftec: We're all about that underage pussy and cock"
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>>719503361
Chieftec isn't your company.
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Make your PC great again and build a Firewall paid by the Mexicans.
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>>719503361
>Chieftec
"Chieftec, almost licking good"
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>>719503361
>Chieftec

"Parts is parts"
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>>719503969
Coolers, for example, that's kinda our main thingy
>>719504397
>>719504423
These really made me laugh
>>719504483
No, but I work here
>>719504524
Funny too
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"Chieftec, hope you got nude on it !"

"Chieftec, you can pay natural"

"Chieftec, food and extra"
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>>719503361
"Chieftec: Just go to Newegg"
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"Chieftec, masterchief in computer's composants"

"Chieftec, we got the best ingredient for your computers'

"Chieftec, we sell stuff for computer, you know like hmm cooler and other thing, but cooler are our main thingy ya know, come in we're pretty cheap'
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>>719504672
Or cooler master
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>>719504723
This is so fucking great
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"Cheiftec: I rub my dick on every single product before it ships"
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>>719503361
Chieftec: We are the chief of tecnology
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>>719504803
Oh God, Im crying, Jesus
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"Chieftec, good quality"
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>>719504803
kek
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>>719504825
This one is kinda good
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>>719504802
are you OP ?

tell me if you take one of mine, i'm not even english
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Chieftec: for all you motherboard and modems yes
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Chieftec: it rhymes with queefwreck
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>>719504907
Not op, but I liked the third one
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"Chieftec, we're not fucking newbie"
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I think Cheiftec is a pretty cool guy. Eh sells computer components and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>719504907
i'm so disappointed right now.
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>>719504559
I like this.
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get this shit asap used
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Chieftec - quality komputter componants since 1934
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"We suck young boys cock"
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"Chieftec, for the real technophile"
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"Chieftec: Cortana can be a real bitch sometimes"
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"Chieftec, pool is closed"
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Chieftec : find us on MySpace!
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"Chieftec, this isn't scam i swear"
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"Chieftec, 2 for the price of 3"
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>>719505133
>>719505160
>>719505180
>>719505191
These are great
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Chieftec: it's synonymous with faggot.
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Chieftec: we fix your computer AND bang your wife"
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>>719505236
>>719505278
Pretty fun
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>>719503361
HORRIBLE NAME
YOUR COMPANY WILL FAIL UNLESS YOU CHANGE IT.

Chieftec is now Cattec
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"Chieftec, for u nerdz"
"Chieftec, PC is better than MAC"
"Chieftec, <insert slogan>"
"Chieftec, gun free zone"
"Chieftec, Chieftec"
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Chieftec CP for all your needs!
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"Chieftec, fuck the design, performance is all you need'

"Chieftec, ugly but powerfull"

"Chieftec, another in the mass"

"Chieftec, please we need money"

"Chieftec, b/ help us for this slogan"

"Chieftec, hey you look good today, why not buying us some stuff ?'
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Hey Chief!
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Chief it up, yo!
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>>719505362

"Chieftec, 8 TB of CP for 200 $ purchase"
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Chief to the tec, bro!
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Chieftec: Flipping tanks and shit
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My mother fucked a monkey
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>>719505441
CP Computer Parts right
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"Chieftec, computer composant"

"Chieftec, the fast food of computer"

"Chieftec, we're not selling fucking food yo"

"Chieftec, stop calling us at midnight"

"Chieftec, we're closed"
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CHICKEN FUCKING CATS!
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>>719505470
"Chieftec: For all your bestiality needs"
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>>719505504
no, big fat child porn like it isn't even possible for a pedo to dream about.
and for 300$ purchase one free kid and 1 year long killing licence
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>>719505544
>"Chieftec, stop calling us at midnight"
Lost.
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>>719505344
No
>>719505348
I like the instert slogan one
>>719505362
That's all for me
>>719505371
The last one got me
>>719505441
As I said, that's for me
>>719505467
We flip your mind with our prices
>>719505470
It was probably a black guy
>>719505504
You won't know until you buy some
>>719505544
Composants yes
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"Chieftec, chill that bitch off"
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Chieftec: If we would sell food it would be delicious.
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>>719505710
Well, computer components aren't very edible
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Chieftec: We have Battletoads
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C is for chicken
H is for horny
I is for incect
E is for ejaculate
F is for faggot
T is for tits
E is for erection
C is for cunt
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>>719503361
"Chieftec, a faggot company"
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Chieftec: Because you're too stupid to use Google
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>>719505029
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>>719505579
Monkeys
Cats
Asian
We fuck them all!
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"Chieftec, yeah that a thing"

"Chieftec, only if you have money"

"Chieftec, we don't need slogan, only perfomance"

"Chieftec, trying is adpoting it"

"Chieftec, it's a prank yo"

"Chieftec, we're out of sold"
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"Chieftec: How did you even get in here?"
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>>719505769
We don't sell vidya
>>719505850
Probably, my boss at least
>>719505820
Try harder
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>>719505768

Chieftec: if we would sell cars they would be fast.
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>>719505820
would buy / 20
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>>719503361
Grabbing PCs by the pussy and making CheifTec customers great again
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Chieftec We have battletoads.
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Chieftec - Translate Server Error
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>>719505929
Chieftec: if we would sell women they would be 10/10s!
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"Chieftec: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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>>719505029
Goddammit Chief
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"Chieftec, you read now you pay"

"Chieftec, don't be miser"
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>>719505971
Chieftec: Call and ask about our battletoads
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>>719505929
That's great man
>>719505925
Our security isn't top notch
>>719505907
Great ones
>>719505989
Well our parts are more reliable than any woman
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Chieftec has.
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>>719505993
got me
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>>719505928
>>Try harder

FUCK ME AVIS
https://youtu.be/cQD-i2o2MO0
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Chieftec raped your mom!

Yes!!!!
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>>719505925
"Chieftec: I can't catch him, he's covered in baby oil!"
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>>719505993
Holy fk
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>>719506037
Huh??? Do chieftec even do what you does to tell English people to do?
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"Chieftec: I want pictures of spiderman!"
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>>719506176
Don't turn this into a Spiderman thread please.
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"Chieftec, our product are better than our slogan"

"Chieftec, flexibility and innovation"

"Chieftec, what are you looking at ?"

""Chieftec, let us help you alleviate your wallet"
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"Chieftec: I came to play golf, but also to hunt man."
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>>719503361
"Chieftec, we got computers and shit"
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Chieftec: Pornhub is that way
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>>719505882
chief for all your computers needs
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"Chieftec, so much good deal it should be illegal"

"Chieftec, competition hate us"

"Chieftec, not a shell company"
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Chieftec: Klan meetings in the break room every Thursday
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>>719506160
You that much of a newfag?
Looking forward to school starting again?
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>>719506272
simple but effective, i take it !
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"chieftec, wheres the beef?"
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>>719506214
Oh jeez, Im dying
>>719506237
That comes after
>>719506272
And other things
>>719506273
It's the other way dumbo
>>719506304
I don't know about that
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"Chieftec, only perfection "
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>>719506326
Chieftec hurr durr newfag n such!
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Chieftec: Outdated memes at outdated prices
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>>719506359
>Oh jeez, Im dying
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"Chieftec, error 404 slogan not found"
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>>719506386
Chieftec. Catering for newfags since summer.
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oh god has anyone seen their logo? its a fucking dick and ball lol
http://www.chieftec.com/products.html
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>>719506403
And outstanding prices c:
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>>719503361
"Chieftec, when your wife isn't enough?"
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>>719506575
She'll never be as good as our products
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"Chieftec, virginity protector"

""Chieftec, 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011"

"Chieftec, hey pss, wanna buy some ram ?"
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>>719506808
Holy shit the first one is great
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Chieftec: www.downloadmoreram.com in disguise
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>>719503361
"Chieftec, our competition thinks you're a sissy."
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"Chieftec, you've got need, we got solution"

"Chieftec, it's free**"

"Chieftec, it's chrismas every 25th december"
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>>719507076
I like this one
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>>719507215
It's not free.
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"Long life to Chieftec"

""Chieftec, we're simply the best"


>>719507274
that's why i put two * (conditions u know)

"Chieftec, it's free if you run fast enought"

"Chieftec, fastrun Market"
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OP here, there have been some great suggestions, thanks for making me laugh non the less
I'll suggest these to my boss:
> Chieftec - Our products are better than our slogan
And
>Chieftec - We are the chief of technology
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"Stop looking, you find Chieftec"

"Chieftec, you'll be addict"

"Is that a bird ? is that a plane ? No, it's chieftec !
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>>719507385
>I'll suggest these to my boss:
>> Chieftec - Our products are better than our slogan

i'm not sur but as this is mine i'll check your website sometime.
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>all these fucking idiots who think chief and chef are the same thing

Why the fuck are you faggots making food jokes and not redskin jokes?

Goddamn 2017, already dissapointed.
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