ITT: Anons who get paid to basically just browse /b/ all day.

>>719487264
>Not also posting your job

I want your job.

>22
>US
>roughly $20/hr
>job, student

>>719488589
Well fuck me

>forestry/logging

>49
>USA (for now)
>$33/hr
>aviation

>>719489620
So you just cut wood or what??

>>719489650
Where do you plan on moving to?

20
Canada
Nanny
19/hr

>>719487264
>24
>US
>$47/hr+Bonus
>IT

>>719489749
This, >>719489650
What kind of aviation and where too?

I DO IT FOR FREE

I'm just a simple farmer tending to my memes.

>>719489696
Nah I just move it around and drive in circles

>>719489941
Anything ever really require your expertise or just like system monitoring?

>>719490172
" and since I had a gajillion dollars...
I cut that grass for free"

>>719489941
Damn dude.

>>719490181
Ezpz bro. Sounds like a dream

>>719490313
I do Datacenter build and maintain, plus projects for different companies.

Ag, oil, realty, law, construction etc..

So one of our sites has about 900/1000 servers ... Linux / windows ..

So it requires scoping out the Datacenter environment, knowing VMware for building the ESXi hosts, and vCenter, as well as the automation that gets out into vRa(previously vCops)...

So Powershell scripting is a must.
And then domain & security... so monitoring is there as well (Orion etc) a lot of GPO builds because of changing things (we do some M&A) ...

Ummm yeah a lot more but that's it off the top of my head.

>>719490181
Hauling the logs?

>20
>US
>$48/hr
>SQA Engineer

>>719490657
Building redundancy into things is fun, Visios are fun to build.

I like the build and forget type stuff.

Or fixing other people's bad data centers (or lack there of)

>>719490424
Yeah it's not bad only drawbacks are 72hr weeks in the winter and working away from home time to time which I currently am

>>719490749
India? Lol

>>719490679
Skidding

>>719490864
Do you stay in the truck? Heating at least..

Plus OT is nice if you have no fam

>>719490913
lol I literally wrote US...

>>719490913
>>719490749
I jest, most devs and sqa we know and have are from India...

>>719490985
I run heavy equipment, company puts us up in a hotel. Fiancé back home sucks leaving sometimes but ya go where the money is

>>719491032
I know, we have a team of 30 at one site that are all (((in the US))) but on H1Bs

https://www.reddit.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/5oe4k5/seeking_reddit_and_4chan_experts_with_an_interest/

Found a place that is hiring if anyone is interested in making cuck threads and race bait threads for 20 dollars an hour.

>>719491134
Understood, so you're out there for some time. Are you staying in logging long? Or just long enough to save up and change jobs?

>>719491144
do they make 48/hr tho? I was under the impression that pajeets don't make as much just because they don't poo in the loo

>>719490657
I'm a CET at a datacenter myself.

Had to sign about 4 NDA's so that's about all I'm supposed to say about that.

It's massive and located in the PNW. Starts with the letter M.

>28
>US
>$11/hr
Overnight security is the fucking easiest thing in the world. Pay isn't fantastic, on it's own at least, but I have other sources of income some of which can be done while I'm on the clock at my job. Essentially getting paid twice for doing easy shit. Mostly freelance transcription shit. All I gotta do is bring my laptop to work with me. I can even use their WiFi and they'll never know. I'm basically the only person working there who actually knows technology so there's really no chance of them finding out. My boss treats technology like scary black magic.

>>719491369
They make about 90-110k a year
They mostly do Java etc... they work over at our place that has lots of warehousing and non shelf stable food..

JDE on IBM etc plus lots of in house programs.

>>719491416
Same NDAs at each place we take care of... I love it dude.

Did you see HPE bought simplivity for 650Mil today LOL. They were asking 4 I think 3-4B

Your shop is VMware as well I assume

>>719491428
That's awesome. I have friends that do the exact same. Pretty chill, if anything real happens they just call cops...

Glorified breathing security camera basically

>>719491416
Also do you enjoy your Cisco hardware?

>>719491503
I see, I'm taking a break from uni for now so I'm just doing this to make some money before I go back to school. I have an software engineering internship lined up for this summer too, should be able to get a full time software engineer offer from it. everyone treats SQA engineers like shit

>>719491240
I'm not really sure. Always told myself I didn't wanna do this for my whole life but I also don't know what else I wanna do. I work exclusively night shift so no supervisors or anyone bothering you I'm in the middle of the woods alone and peaceful. I literally listen to music, get stoned, and drive around all night so I can't complain. Also the occasional fap I guess

>>719491964
That sucks (getting treated like shit)
Just find a nice big corp that has in house engineers.

Do you have documentation of past projects and things you've worked?

I always get nice folders, resume & business card on the left, certs, projects & visions on the right... looks great and a lot harder for someone to throw away or lose than a piece of paper.

18
USA, Texas
$7.60/hr from 1 job and $10/hr from a different job
I hate my life

Not for long though, soon it'll be 3-5k a week

Whats more important in this thread is how you got it. School, work with a friend, random chance hiring event. The shit that matters.

>20
>us
>12.50
>security
>highschool friends with the branch manager's son.

>>719492102
Fapping at night stoned in the woods.... bro


Maybe find out what interests you and study instead of fapping when at work?

>>719492315
Explain

>>719492315
Selling drugs or cars?

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so like $20 real money?

>>719492364
>>719489941
Studying at home, never finished school .. worked my way up from $9 three years ago.

33
Minnesota
$32.50 overnights

>>719492519
32.50 Minnesota ... nice! How much is rent there?

Out here it is $1500 a month 400sqft

I remember looking at a house in Midwest, 3 bedroom $500 a month....

Damn anon.

>>719492391
But that is what interests me. I'm just having fun for now no rush to do anything really

>>719492307
>Do you have documentation of past projects and things you've worked?

of course, I have a resume, github and all that.


>>719492617
>Out here it is $1500 a month 400sqft

SF or NY

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Has browsing b that much effected you in any way, like your sexuality

>>719492666
Nice trips anon.

And understandable but you said
>don't wanna do this my whole life
>don't know what I wanna do

>>719492749
Hahahaha
>US

Also I forgot coders use github,

>>719492749
Also, ever looked at rentacoder?

>20
>US
>$11/hour
>Walmart customer service

It sucks but I'm trying to find a better job right now. Trying insurance companies and what not. Getting my associates in business but where the fuck do I apply when I'm done w college?

>>719492809
I hope to find something I can be passionate about and still get paid, but I'm definitely not complaining about my current situation. I've just known people who have done only this and it takes a tole on ones health. Granted the pill popping doesn't help them, but I try to stay away from that

>>719492889
every self-respecting programmer has a github lol

>>719492913
no I haven't, is it like freelance? I was trying to get into this gigster but no luck. My friend is one of the featured programmers on their homepage haha

>>719493051
I would suggest going back for a higher position, office work of some sort, but I'm pretty sure Walmart tries to keep their zoo animals in their pens

>USA
>18
>$11/hr

>22
>US
>$12/hr
>Pharm Tech at a hospital

Going to school to work in Nuclear Med tho.

>>719493392
Back to Walmart when I get my associates? I dunno man the company is pretty shit to work for. I'm applying at USAA here pretty soon since I have customer service experience (pretty much the only reason I've stayed at Walmart this long).

>>719491159
Fuck off Polack with your false flag nonsense.

>>719491788
Yeah. Kinda feels like a blow to my pride that my job could literally be done by a trained monkey sometimes. But then I remember it's also one of the few jobs in the world where I can bust teenagers having sex in their cars in our parking lot, catch a glimpse of some sweet hebephilic tiddies, and not go to jail, because then their families would know they're having sex. And then I don't feel so bad anymore.

>>719489819

Want to work in Straya?

>>719493630
Lol

>>719493558
Yeah like I said Walmart is the wrong company to do that with. I've known a few people who had service jobs like that, gone to school for business or marketing or whatever and returned for a different position higher in the company. Obviously something you'd have to discuss with your management first

>22
>USA
>$11/hr

>26
>US
>$120k/year
>remote software engineer

Turns out I'm one of those "10xer" people who works way faster than the average dev, so pretty much I do a couple hours of work every few days when I get bored of not doing anything.

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>26
>Dog sitter
>60$ a day + walkies

Pay per hour isn't great, but I pretty much get paid to play Vidya and shit post. I've been doing it since I was 14 basically. Atleast now I'm back in school n shit. So being paid to do homework isn't that bad either.

>Really great dogs makes it worth dealing with shitty little shit dogs. This little girl is pretty great.

>>719487264
>>twenty-two
>>united states of america
>>14.03 to 16.03
>>7 incher

>>719494211
What are you going to school for?

>>719494280
You green text weird.

>>719487264
America
31
$25/hr

>>719494211
How does one get started/make a name for themselves in this? I can understand sitting dogs for someone you know but it sounds like it's a bit of a business for you anon, is there really a demand for this?

24
US
$100,000
Mortgage Analyst/corporate sales trainer of a lending firm.

Only job that doesn't require a college education to make over 6 figures I have found. All you have to do is pass a test and get licensed. (If you are just a mortgage analyst you have potential to make much more than 100k. Its 100% commission.)

>>719494300
Sounds silly, but archaeology. One day I was like, what's my dream job. And I looked into, totally do able. My uncle is a biology proffesor and my (other) uncle worked for caltrans as an environmental impact guy, also other places.

There is ligit a real demand for low level goons to sift for bones all over the place. If god emptor trump does in fact build new highways, they will need alot more people.

>Did you know they are building a highway directly under Stonehenge? Govt don't care, they want new roads.

30
Canada
400/day
sometimes its 2 hours, sometimes 18

>>719494827
Hooking?

>28
>US, IL
>18.75 hr
>Project Engineer / IT (RF)

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>>719492666
>getting stoned and fapping in the woods
>this is what interests me

i like you, op.

>>719494881
Film Production...so pretty much

>>719494532
Oh yeah man, kennals charge 100bucks plus, for real shit care. Dogs get sick all the time, most of my clients are people who try the kenal and look for an alternative.

There are all sorts of old hippie types that drive around all day walking dogs in the hills for rich white ladies, they offer dog sitting, but it's mostly the walks, it's the overnight thing that really sells it, cus alot of dogs live with people 24/7. Alot of it is also word of mouth. Craigslist always looks for low lvl run 8 dogs at a time thing, you really have to start with a small client base, and people will change there schedules to do more stuff if they know you can take care of their dog.

Apartantly I have the magic touch with dogs, aka give them walks and treats and don't agitate them when they are barking and they behave normal. I even secretly train them to be better dogs just for me if I'm bored.

>>719492759
Yes, I'd now deep throat that cock in a heartbeat

>>719492759
I used to have a passing interest in cock.
Now I have a much greater interest in cock.

>>719494532
Not him, but I'm sort of surprised there hasn't always been a market for dog sitters. I mean we've been hiring kid sitters and nannies and stuff for decades because some people just don't have enough free time to be, you know, good parents themselves. But only recently has the idea of "dog sitting" taken off as something more than just saying "here's a spare key to my house, please feed the dog every day while I'm gone."

21
US
$20/hr.
I pretend to be a leaf & post cuck threads on /pol/ for this company called Apex

>>719487264
>22
>Argentina
>u$s 0,06

>unemployed

>>719492759
Well I know all the crazy porn plots from hentai has really opened an unusual door, I need really weird context to enjoy porn. Just straight up fucking doesn't do it at all.

I need that forbidden friut/invisible sex ghost/time stop/office with no pants/ erotic gameshow Japanese wackyness.

>>719495452
I already saw your post m8 fuck off.

>>719495240
>>719495432
That does make sense. Why do people get dogs if they don't have the lifestyle to accommodate them?

>>719495706
Well that's $.06 more than most homeless people make, so there's that at least. But I am curious how you have an internet-capable device as well as actual Internet access, on that kind of budget. That's some serious frugality you got there.

>>719495082
I feel you man.

Storyboard artist here.
27
US
80k on average, but sometimes way more or way less

>>719495082
How would someone get involved with something like that? Besides bieng the best sound or lighting guy in the area, for general grip work or whatever, how do you get a foot in the door?

>>719495886
Some people see it as a fairness sort of thing. For instance both my parents were workaholic types (although not the types who actually make lots of money doing so), so I mostly grew up with a nanny. Kinda fucked with me when I was younger because they were almost never around. When I basically asked them why they bothered having me when they didn't have the means to raise me themselves, they actually tried to get all defensive and say how dare I imply that they shouldn't have been allowed to have a kid just because they work a lot. They gave the same guilt trip to pretty much anyone else who asked too.

Now that I'm older I'm a bit more mellow about it, I can sort of see where they're coming from, in a way. Not enough to where I would ever do that if/when I have kids of my own, but I can at least understand that they earnestly did want a family together and tried to make it work as well as they could. Still though, that shit can seriously fuck with a kid's head. I guess when it comes to dogs they might be different, maybe a dog doesn't l really understand that their owner is supposed to be their primary caregiver, and in turn not really feel neglected as long as they had dog sitters and other dogs to interact with when their owner isn't around. But I'm not an animal psychologist so idk about all that.

>>719496275
>>719496646
Storyboards artist looks like a great gig from perspective. We pay $50 a frame and I know you'll have a busy night or weekend but for the most part your taking a phone call and emailing a few revisions.

It depends, I work mostly in commercials. Mostly non union. I cold called a production manager, got hired as a production assistant. That gets you on sets, in offices and around all aspects of the industry. From there is up to you to decided what you want to do and to make the head of that department get to know and you and eventually want to hire you. What city are you in?

>>719496275
>>719497295

comp artist. 40k currently perhaps 80k in 5 years, work on movies / tv shows. kinda neat.

lots of OT

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>>719487264
Metro Trains Melbourne
$34.28/h, extra 2-4 per hour depending on time of day. 150% on Saturdays, 200% Sundays, 250% on Public Holidays

It's shift work, but pic related is my average day. TBH it's boring as fuck.

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>>719497555
Other pic on work PC

>>719487264
40
Poland
IT
polish wages sucks ass

>43
>Canada
>$49/hr
>maintenance electrician at a plant

>>719492463
kek, thats known as dragonfly eyes.

>>719497555
I miss the way Australia pays shift premiums. Pretty much the best.

>>719497555
I've never heard of hourly workers getting paid different amounts based on which hour they're working, is that normal in Australia?

I'm literally staring at a monitor watching video camera creeds in a maximum security detention center in Toronto. I make $35 an hour usually so this is overtime so I'm making $52.50/hour. I usually do university courses so I get paid to earn a master's degree.

>>719497876
I'm paid $3/hr on top of my regular rate, for the entire shift, when I start work before 7am (in Canada)

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>>719497834
It heavily depends on the industry and work place. We can either have what's called an Enterprise Bargaining Agreement, or an Industry Award Rate.
It's not all the same, but most employers that aren't shit will have shift penalties of some kind.

>>719497876
Yes it's paid for working at 'unsociable' hours. Most shift work in the civilized world will pay more for example nightshift workers.

>>719497227
Well the fact you can't explain things to dogs, and they do get sad. combined with the whole shelter = two weeks on death row thing is a big thing, and I say litteraly anyone who feeds their dog daily is a better owner then a shelter just killing it.

But really people feel very guilty about leaving dogs behind, they can't feed themselves or anything. a kid? That is something you can justify as someone who can function by itself, which is a pretty shit way to live a life thinking you can just leave a kid behind.

>>719497876
>>719497999
I'm Canadian as well. I lived in Australia for three years. In Canada the most I've made on shift premiums was $2 extra (10% of my hourly pay). Working in Australia I would get 50% more an hour if I worked a night shift. 100% more an hour if I worked a night shift on a Saturday (technically Friday night) and 150% more on a Sunday (Saturday night).

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>26
>USA
>$256.85/hr
>Sell high end music instruments

>>719498102
>>719497999
I see. I think I remember hearing that used to be common here in the US too, but I work overnights and never really got extra pay, at least not here in Texas specifically. But that makes more sense, I guess when I first read the post my mind interpreted it as different pay rates per every individual hour, but now I get what you're saying.

>>719498522
My first job here in Melbourne was McDonalds. I was on 24.20 an hour, and worked my way up to entry level management, for a whole $1 an hour.

McDonald's in Australia has an EBA, which actually pays below industry standard because it exempts them from having to pay shift penalties. Yes we get a tiny bit of extra base rate pay, but no shift penalties means the ONLY way to gain a solid amount of hours was to work night shift.

My point is, where employers force you to work nights purely for the sake of you having enough hours of pay to live on, that's exploitative as fuck.

In Australia we also inherited England's work laws, and we have what's called youth labor rates. People 20 and younger, all the way down to 14, get payed significantly less than an adult. At McD in AU, a $14 yearold gets I think 11 an hour, compared to a 21 yearold getting 26 an hour in today's pay. The difference is that 14 yearold will be given as many hours as possible, and the older he gets those hours will be reduced in order to save money on labour costs.

>>719498183
>Well the fact you can't explain things to dogs, and they do get sad. combined with the whole shelter = two weeks on death row thing is a big thing, and I say litteraly anyone who feeds their dog daily is a better owner then a shelter just killing it.
Yeah, I know dogs can get sad and lonely when someone they're close to isn't around. But if someone just recently took the dog in, then realized they didn't have the time or whatever to play with it, and just put it into one of those kennel hotels, the dog probably wasn't around the person long enough to really bond with them, so I sort of doubt it's gonna get too sad. It'll probably just view the kennel workers as more of an owner than the actual owner who is just paying for the dog to stay there.

Obviously if they're in the pound or something it's different, but I thought we were discussing those dog hotel things, not just strays getting sent to a shelter.

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>>719498183
>>719499016

>>719498932
>a $14 yearold gets I think 11 an hour,
Proof positive you have no idea what you're talking about. You wog bastards should go back to your parents' country.

>28
>diesel mechanic
>$70k/pa, 6 hour work days.
>4chan 40% of the day.

>21
>Teacher and Freelance Graphic Designer
> about 200k/yr between both
>US, LA

>>719497295
Storyboard guy here. I live in Glendale in LA. I mostly do non union childrens cartoons, commercials and horror stuff

>20
>Aus
>$14/hr
>Mechanic