Ask a Baptist virgin anything. I'm here to spread my wings

>>719485268
Cause its false. I also dont want to be beaten every day for not wearing my head covering

Are you excited about you upcoming lesbian experience in college?

>>719485422
lol i doubt that will happen

>>719485547
sure mohammed was a child abuser. soooo by definition he was not a prophet of God. He married what a 9yr old or something. That's one thing.

tits w timestamp or gtfo

Alright let's break this down.

Assuming this ain't bait, why did your classmates suggest that you need to loosen up? Are you bitchy? Are you overly-sensitive? Are you offended by vulgarity?

We actually don't mind bible-humpers around here if you are at least funny.

>inb4everyoneaksfornudes

>>719485692
>He married what a 9yr old or something
I'm surprised that /b/ hasn't set him up as a patron saint.

>>719485841
A guy told me that I was 19 and a virgin so it meant i was prude. He told me id end up hating my life and never able to have a stable relationship. Maybe im a little sheltered too but here i am.

>>719486002
im a baptist cause i believe the bible. the bible makes me a baptist. also, 40% of the Bible is prophecy. there are hundreds of bible prophecies to the last detail. do u know another book that can say that.

>>719485196
What dose God tell us about the Mandela effect and why is the King James bible changing?

>>719485196
how did kangaroos get down to Australia

>>719486604
no idea about mandela effect. the kjb isnt changint to my knowledge.

>>719486730
Then you are new as a Baptist GET!

>>719486712
by boat. whats it matter. im not here to debate religion. just here to try to loosen up like i said.

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>>719486421
Hey, that's great, post your nipples.

>>719485196
why did you pick 4chan of all places to loosen your vagina we all have tiny dicks that will do you no good

>>719485196
dont give in to college brainwashing. it will lead to regret after regret and depression.

...look at /b/.

also, tits please.

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>>719486825
the kangaroos made their own boat and went down to Australia after Noah left em in turkey that's not very reasonable

>>719486270
not really. he just hates you for being different. most liberals are like that.

>>719486851
lol i didnt pick 4chan i was told by a friend to post here tonight. and see if i could answer whatever and he told me how to introdude myself.

>>719486976
moar

>>719487097
i think he might dislike me...but he doesnt hate me

If you're trying to loosen up start by taking off some clothes.

>>719485196
have you experienced the grace of god?
do you believe you are protected by the holy ghost?

Examples?
(i have had both but m not a true belieber)

>>719487211
definition of hate is to dislike another/something.

>>719487236
so im not the ugly hag he says?

>>719487287
Yes to both.

>>719486976
will you buy a higher resolution camera for your nudes? I don't think I can get off to low-res breasts

>>719487337
nope, let your girls free. Put yourself out there. You'll have a few dozen fapping to your pics.

>>719487300
wow..well i thought hate was stronger. Maybe he does hate me. I would go on date with him so he began to tell me the things above

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TIMESTAMPS AND TITS.

>>719487386
brief examples?

>>719487417
i dont have anything ud like anyways.

way to waste your life In a dumb room confusing your inner monologue with a connection with a non-existent deity

>>719487502
get back at him for being so disrespectful by showing how much yu truly love your body by sharing pictures of yourself nude with us

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>>719487522
you right a letter to your locale centataur with an image of your clock. theu give you the timestamp and you use that on you're letters than post an image of you're tits on facebook for us to listen to.

>>719487743
not op we want girl op is showing

>>719487780
write

>>719487743
Waitaminute... do Christian girls save their pussies?

>>719487894
the hope is for wedding night to be special...what i was told...

>>719487743
gotta include that baptist face.

your face + tits + while holding your Bible.

show us God's wonderful creation.

>>719487894
baptist is a very special form of Christianity

>>719487894
anyone can shave mate, its hygienic when they bleed

>>719487970
thats just sacreligious and im not doing that

>>719487894
yes. yes they do. they go swimming as well.

>>719487997
not sure what u mean by that. i think it is

>>719488038
alright, do it without your face then.

>>719488038
at least give us a timestamp

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>>719487522
obligatory pic related

>>719488070
Bullshit!

Tits and face please. Timestamp, too.

>>719485196
So why have you come to the Devils playground?

>>719488038
it would be a good pic though.
also didn't god intend us to be pure and we were punished by him to feel pain in childbirth and ?humility? towards the naked body or something like that

>>719485196
Tits with timestamp please

>>719488274
to loosen up some. to prove to myself i can

>>719486270
And he's right, go out and sleep with some people, start having a regular healthy sex life or you won't be able to

>>719488330
Well honestly this thread is a pretty poor example of /b/, but whatever.

Post your tits

>>719488298
one woman ruined it for everyone, if she didn't eat that damn orange we would of all been pure

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>>719488523
just be happy with these. it shows i ahve boobs at least.

>>719488639
>>719488639
Look we have rules here. Tits or gtfo.

>>719488639
Do this: 8FB3D95

>>719488515
not true. you can have a great sex life with partner of your choice from marriage. Im an example of this. My wife and I have great sex and as often as we can. Our love feels deeper than most of our friends' marriages. Putting yourself "out there" only leads to depression, guilt, and hate.

Sounds cheesy maybe but it is true. A dedicated love is very rewarding.

>>719488038
Premarital sex is not biblical

>>719486421
The only reason why you believe in any of that mumbo hombo is cus you were indoctrined to believe that shit since you were a child who would believe litteretly anything.

But thats besides the point, what makes /b/ any more of a "devious adventure" that you gotta make this thread. Its pretty silly to act like an anonmous anime website go's again your programing so much.

A timestamp is a piece of paper with today's date right next to your face and tits btw. So we know your real, it it required by all females who announce they are a girl on an anonmous board.

>>719488639
Understand the rules or get out of here.

Tits or gtfo

>>719485379
>implying you are female

>>719488639
give us a picture of right now with tits and writing somewhere on you or on a slip of paper of the current time and date

>>719488639
Looks inbred

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Answer me this question? Why..

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>>719485196
>implying there ever was "pureity"
>implying that sex is impure becuase lol why not right!
>implying you have to be scared of your own body
>implying its all not made up to control stupid people

Shiggy diggy

Btw tits or gtfo

>>719487743
You know posting your pics is ok. It's not having sex before marriage. You're still pure

>>719485196
Timestamp or gtfo u dumb hoakie pig

>>719485196
If you're feeling too sheltered or tempted to go out and have sex then putting your pics player and letting yourself go a little bit would help you not go out and have sex all the way

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>>719485196
Did you support and vote for trump

If so why do you support the destriction of America and the kkk white supremasis domestic terrorist candidate knowing over 22million white Americans will be without healthcare when they try to appeal it costing the USA over 1 trillion dollars just to do that.

>>719491391

OP, please post more casual pics. You're real cute, don't need to be creepy.

>>719485841
Fuck you I hate bible thumpers

>>719486421
Why do you believe in the bible?

>>719485196
Do you think it is ok for someone to be gay?

>>719485547
>can you prove islam is false??

Can you prove Christianity is false?

Can you prove the tooth fairy is false?

Can you prove a negative?

>>719486011
underrated post toasty

>>719492081
Ok.

Prove god exists.

Pound town. Baptised in cum.gods will sweet heart

>>719492081
pro tip yes you can.
you can prove i don't have two hearts.
you can prove im Caucasian
you can prove niggers are not honest upstanding people.

>>719488515
>start having a regular healthy sex life or you won't be able to

So everyone on /b/ can call you are whorish slut cum dumpster... nice plan

>>719486011
kek

>>719492384
Don't cut yourself edgelord

>>719492384
But, you're having trouble proving you're not a moron

What do you do?

>>719492081
>>719492196
>>719492384
Now now boys, let's not lose sight of what's important here: op's tits, or op's pictures of some girl he stalks. Either way, don't turn this into a religion debate

tell us about the son of the most high

>>719492654
>Either way, don't turn this into a religion debate

I think the fucking muzzy scared her away already with some heavy duty proselytizing

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>>719491783
>cute

Honey this is reality, doomsday nigga
This guy in pic related will die if Obama care aka affordable care act gets repealed

>>719492524
edgelord?
kys faggot, i made a valid point, you can prove some negatives, but when claims become absurd like Carl Sagan's fire breathing dragon it makes logical sense to simply dismiss.

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>>719492676
most high

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>>719492592
That was an excessively pointless comment, neither intuitive, interesting, or humorous.
Ignorant fuck.

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>>719493337
You're feeling hurt, and I get that. Do you have a safe space you can retreat to for a moment?

>>719494067
do you have fuck to cuck you ignorant slut?