OK faggots, Club Kek is open for business. >Singles: You're

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>>719400273

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I called in advance to confirm my reservation

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>>719400326
>>719400428
Sorry sirs, your names aren't on the list. You'll have to leave.

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>>719400470
You too, get out.

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can I come in please ?

let's get sum pussi tonight

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>>719400549
>>719400585
I'm gunna need you both to back away from the door.

I think you got it wrong fag I'm on the list

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>>719400273
let me in

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requesting permission to penetrate

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>>719400639
>>719400692
Don't tell me how to do my job. Go away.

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demanding entrance

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I'll have one alcohol please.

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>>719400736
>>719400751
Permission denied

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my girl is already inside

Alright faggots, who else is comming VIP with me?

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i'm coming in there

888 poker table in VIP section?

>>719400853
Re

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get the fuck outta my way cocksucker

>>719400791
>>719400815
>>719400818
>>719400853
>>719400872
>>719400880
>>719400889
You all look too young, get out of here before you're b&'d.

>>719400833
Greetings, sir. Right this way.

>>719400273
Let roll

>>719400273
fuck you nigger

>>719400880
Eat shit

>>719400833
ha i made it. allahuakbar

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>>719400833
Checked

>>719400273

Out of my way, nigger

Fight me you lil' faggot bouncer I will rape your mother

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I got dubs I swear lemme in.

YEE MOTHERFUCKER YEE

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Hey, i'm the boss's son, let me in or you get fired.

As your new manager fuck yourself

>>719400273
let me in you boiled cock

>>719401001
fuck so close.

Pls

Hey shithead, let me in.

>>719400273
swear on me mavvers life i got dubs guv!

>>719400273
Im eating a pear.

>>719400273
i hope this fake id gets me in....

>>719401009
Re..
Quints = blackjack and hookers for everyone on OPs tab

Let's play the rape game

>>719400273
let me in faggot, my cousins are gonna roll by later if you dont

im in

>>719401058
Re

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calculating my numbers

>>719401098
Re

Make way a actual dubs carrying card member is coming through

*sneak to get in*

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I'll just have a virgin rum & coke on the rocks with no ice. Extra dry.

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God damn let me in!

>>719400273

check 'em

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Roll

>>719400273
Pardon me.

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I think this note should convince you to let me in.

Make way, plebs. The manager is here.

I'll just make my way in real quick.

>>719400273
LET ME IN

>>719400273

forgot my id

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Terminal cancerps patient fag here, Hhhhhrrrrrrrgggghhhh let me iINNNNN

I own this place

This club look so shitty

Plz let in i got purple drank

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yo bruh, what's up tonight ? any pussies inside ?

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Yeah, yeah. I got my ID right here. It's- uh, YEAH it's legit I promise.

*ano- eru-*

Let me in

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>>719401288
yes u do

>>719401287
Re

I'll let myself in.

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security is tight today. watch this

>>719400273
roll

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>>719401288
>>719401300
Ah, more guests. Welcome! Have a seat, would you like something to drink?

Nigggerrrrssss

>>719400273
Check these Quints

>>719400273
Let me in im on the fucking list

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>>719400273
Let me the fuck in

>>719401345
*mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

>>719400273
Let me the fuck in cunt.

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>>719400273
let me in faggot

>>719400273
I had a spot reserved

Rollerino

>>719400273
If i don't get in I'll rape my dick

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roll

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As a VIP member i demand access to this club

>>719400273
kkk

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Fuck this club anyway

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This club is lame anyway

Move queef I'm coming in

>>719400273
Check em, my name is on the list.

>>719402990
Damn, so close.

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hey uh my girl went in earlier, i should be on the list

>>719400273
Step aside homie

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Let me in faggot

>>719400273

Roll

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>>719400273
Ayyyy check my dubs faggot

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>>719400273
This will be the size of your asshole if you don't let me through, you c-c-cunt

>>719403585
Smooth talker here

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Can I come in?

>>719400273
let me in

post porn

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>>719400273
keking for dubs

>>719400273
Heres my new ID sir, you wil find everything in order I assure you

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let me in niggerfaggot

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>>719400273
good Day, i have Golden 4 chan account, here to have my complimentary kek shake and pepe lap dance

>>719400273
Let me in Bitch

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I just returned from Mexico.

>club enter

VIP

V

Let me in or I'll make Orlando look like a joke I swear to god I will kill all of you faggots you here me.

Rollo

I'd like v.i.p faggots