how bummed would you be if these were your girlfriend's

7/10 would not be bummed, honey, dont get surgery

>>719397564
Timestamp

Would suck and Fuck for sure

>>719397564
tits r tits

>>719397657
I appreciate that. thank you :)

>>719397743
/ thread
Stop digging for compliments and love yourself ya stupid cunt

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>>719397564
Seems lovely, fits perfectly in hands.
> yfw no surgery to do

Not at all. Any dude or girl that wouldn't appreciate those tits is mad.

Also, fake tits feels really weird. Not at all nice to feel or squeeze. And if you can't do that, was is the point of tits?

Truth is, any real boobs are better than fake boobs. As anons already said, fake ones might look good but to touch them is just unpleasant. So learn a way to appreciate your less-than-perfect but still natural boobs

>>719397564
tits look fine, show your pussy?

>>719397564
Those are disgusting. Only compliments you're getting is from guys you wouldn't want to date in the first place

>>719397858
thank you for that. I wasn't thinking of getting implants, I've just always found my larger areolas to be unsightly. i appreciate all the input you guys are good people

>>719398237
>good people
>/b/
pick one

>>719398237
i would play with those all night, post more we need to jerk off

>>719397564
Why would one be bummed out by tits? That's madness.

>>719397564
It's not your boobs. It's the rest of your fat body and ugly face that'll be the problem

>>719398500
Gonna play Crawling on your ipod again?

>>719397564
would have lots of fun slappin those around, don't stress

>>719398564
>insecurity dripping off every word

Looks good but might need more pics to confirm

>>719397802
well aint getting it from me

>>719397564
your right tit is bigger than left
your left nipple is smaller than the rights
2/10
would dump if didnt do surgery

>>719398624
>insecurity this thread in the first place
>triggered

>>719398719
>insecurity this thread

Jesus Christ did you have a stroke? Learn to type man.

>>719398624
>only wants to hear the compliments and not the truth.

It's either the camera angle or they're very mismatched. No guy worth his salt would leave you over it or complain. Hell, it's like having 2 girls at once

>>719397564
>your girlfriend

what is this you speak of?

>>719398757
>grammerfag show up

>>719398719
>>719398785
>called out and saltily samefagging

lets see those pussy lips

>>719398823
>Im too stupid to use Grammer

Ftfy champ.

Show face. Need to know if you have a mouth I could stuff my fat rod into. Alternatively, post ass/pussy. 7 1/2 inches by 3 1/2, here. Phone is fucked, so no pics, sadly.

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>>719398831

>>719398932
>I was baiting
>you just took the bait

Desperately attempting to save that face eh?

>>719398863
>Im
>I
>m
Forgets ' but complains about someone else's grammar KEK

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>>719397657
>>719397698
>>719397743
>>719397829
>>719397858
>>719398123
>>719398200
>>719398517
>>719398536
>>719398596

>>719399003
>when you're so fucking retarded you can't even make your own arguments

Good job. You spotted my one missed key. Ya got me good.

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>>719398993

>>719397564
Let's be honest - pretty fucking bummed.

Suppose they were the same size. Even then they would still be below average.

>>719399071
>hes onto me
>better post my 2004 meme

What a sad life you live.

>>719398237
I know this isn't the right place for serious talk. But such things as diffrent sized areolas is what make you unique and makes you sexy.

My GF have a rather big birthmark over one of her eyes, which she don't like. But I love it because it makes her, her, you understand? So for a guy or girl to see your unique boobs should be a sexy thing, not a thing that bums them out.

>>719397564
Well they look horrible but they probably feel and taste fine.

Fake tits may look better but they lose all the real reasons to like tits. I don't want my gf to have plastic bags on her chest.

>>719399068
>triggered

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idk OP. none of them ever let me see them naked.
i only kissed 2 of them.

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>>719399071
>>719399127

> Trolls trolling trolls getting trolled by a troll thread.

>>719399127
>Says the virgin neckbeard browsing /b/

>>719399182
>ur triggered

Any other buzzwords ya wanna use? Ya haven't called me a cuck or a nigger yet. Think ya mighta used faggot already.

>>719399260
>ur a virgin on /b/

Damn dude. What a retort. I have never, in all my years, heard anyone say that before. So original.

>>719399154
cool I appreciate the feedback

>>719397564
men like all boobies
get surgery if You want it

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asagasg

>>719397564
tits are tits. I'd still suck on them.

>>719397564
3/10 wouldn't be satisfied that's for sure, probably disappointed as well. If you have tits like that, you best have a pretty face, and great ass. If not; you're in for an emotional roller coaster.

Look like my gf's, and boi I love them, if your super self conscious then lose some weight and they'll go a bit firmer and more plump

Still would fuck

>>719399395
Sorry if I was too blunt. But that was the first thing that came to mind.

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>>719399585
this
i heard working out the pecs improve boob shape and shit

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>>719397564
I would be pretty seriously bummed out, but not because of the tits themselves, because you are obviously very chubby and unfit.

do some exercise and gain some muscle, lose some fat (don't even have to lose weight, just shift some of that fat to something useful) and you, tits included, will be real attractive.

tl;dr stop being a sedentary chubby fuckboi and you will look better

>>719397564

O.o

Lol.

>>719399318
>Xtra butthurt

>>719399753
good looking out. thanks

>>719399262
>ya wanna
>ya
>wanna
Did you have a stroke? Learn to type man, Jesus Christ!

>>719399318
>insinuates being an old fag
>keeps responding to bait