Ask an Australian comedian anything http://www.podbean.com/

who are you ?

Everything is a joke in Australia. How do you even have a job?

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>>719389007
Not dave hughes and not jim Jeffries

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>>719389013
Everyones too lazy to get on stage

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carl barron?

>>719389991
No, and I have the hair to prove it.
Im not matt okine or rove either

>>719388954
OH SHIT! We're talking to Limitless!

>>719388954
Why is your version of Whose Line Is It Anyway so fucking terrible?

>>719390215
Are you the Indian or maybe Paki guy who does the Australia in 2 minutes YouTube vids? Neil Karkkattakharkar or whatever

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>>719390551
Wait, there's an Australian whos line? I honestly have never heard of this wtf

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>>719390554
No and Im Not joel creasey or peter hellier

>>719388954
Shooter?

that leftist wanker on abc with one leg.

i want to put my fist through his face.

Stop telling us who you're not a crack a joke or two.
Maybe we could guess who you are by your jokes???
What do you reckon, are you up for some stand up comic cludo?

Why are you comedic?

Lewis spears?

>>719391613
Adam hills I fucking hate that cunt

Mother fucking Jim Jefferys. Am I wrong?

>>719394836
Read the thread, retard

Do you perform at those sit down comedy clubs?

>>719388954
Every fucked an underage bitch?

>>719388954
Are you friends with S. Kozak?

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>>719396488
Checked

The guy with a y on the end of french?

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>>719396411
Dont be weird

>>719396716
He's not a comedian, hes a fuckwit with an iphone

>>719396719
I'll take that as a "yes"

>>719396563
Youre welcome

>>719389862
triplenipple?

Go eat a dick you stupid cunt

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>>719396765
I always date older than me because I dont fuck with girls, I fuck with women

>>719396898
Your daddy hit you as a child didn't he

>>719393645
he said comedian

>>719396906
Young girls don't find you attractive any more do they.

Are you Rolf Harris? Kek

>>719397045
Im 25 why would I want to fuck an inexperienced, awkward teen? You choke them a little and you end up in orange slacks for 13 years. 110% not worth it in any way, shape or form.

>>719389486
are you at least as funny as Dave "Nude up and burn shit" Taranto?

>>719388954
There used to be a blonde chick called Matilda who did stand up comedy around the same time as Dave Hughes she was hot as fuck. Ever met her?

>>719397419
You'd have to give me a name, ive met a lot of blonde girls. If dave hughes career was as big as the gap in his fucking teeth he'd still be famous. I fucking hate that twat

>>719397635
She was a comedian. Her stage name was Matilda. She was on radio and had a show on the ABC. She did a couple of those Great Comedy Debates. Long blonde hair, thin, cute as fuck face. I wish I knew what happened to her

>>719397776
Claire Hooper is the only blonde Australian comedian I can think of and cal Wilson has short hair for the most part, sorry dude

>>719388954
Have you been on ausfag TV?

>>719398332
Yeah she did some shows/debates with Cal Wilson. Anyway she was prettier and funnier than those girls, and then she just vanished off the comedy scene one day. Never mind

>>719398599
Yeah a few months ago I did a 10 minute set at a comedy festival in central Australia, it was so fucking hot though

>>719388954
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
Man tits will do

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>>719398836
Or you could get dressed
Walk to the bus stop
Get on the bus
go down to the hospital,
Ask them for their most highly regarded surgeon.
Once youve found them ask them to cut off your tiny baby dick and use it TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

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>>719388954
are they the same chick? more?

>>719399448
Different ladies, sorry sir

this post again. i saw it the other day. with tits also.

your a comedian who browses /b/ whoop de doo

>>719399742
no worries all great tits here good work

>>719399886
It's always nice to meet a fan xx