/b/ I fucked up big time. I need to make 1200 dollars by the

I will give ya 1200 if you let me fuck ya gf

>>719376764
me too pleez gib moneiy

why would you die? thanks for the epic tits, very hot ;) might be able to help a little bit

Title loan + payday loan + pawn shop

Good luck.

>>719376764
Whatd you do anon, buy a gallon of pcp?

what happend faggot?

I'm gonna die.

Why should we bail you out?

Greentext why

>>719376847
small town. The people after me definitely have ties.

Lieing cunt. Wont even say why hes gonna die. Fuck off and get a job you loser and maybe mom and dad will lend you the car

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>>719376764
Steal shit...Don't be a pussy just do it faggot.

Well you probably deserve it. Reap what you sow

>>719376764
Those tits are delicious! Can we see her ass?? Looks like she has a nice fat one. . .

Whats your paypal i will give you some money
im drunk and rich

>>719376764
Just sent 1200 to your paypal bb

>>719377281
[email protected]

>>719376764
suck 1200 dicks

>>719377365
Lost

[email protected]

>>719377281
[email protected]

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>>719376764
>posing gf tits since fuck it.
>filename
yeahright.com

>>719377281
did i say drunk and rich? i ment sober and poor
lol the desperation of people makes me tingle

post a pic of you eating a cut off piece of your own hair and i will send $50

Think! you ass there many ways. fucken 4chan wont give you all the answers to life.. Heres one get a fucken job lol we is in the same boat

>>719376764
no timestamp

tits are meaningless without timestamp
timestamp proves the pic is actually you

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i think 4chan is going to be madddddddddd

>>719378243
dude no way like im gonna hack every girls snapchat now omg ill finally be cool

>>719378243
>>719377301
Nice try, but these have watermarks.

>>719378243
sign me up

>>719377616
ive never emailed someone

>>719377229
Ill do whatever for 1200. I can try to get her to send pics?

>>719376824
if you live near me i might let you...

>>719376764
where you from OP?

>>719376764
>filename

is everybody a newfag now?

>>719380102
>using comedy chevrons in 2013

>>719380597

oh my god comedy chevrons is now the only way I ever want to see that described from now on

>>719379826
california

>>719377669
deal.

>>719380991
>tumblr tier post
Kill yourself

>>719381496
Let me fuck your gf.

1500 in cold hard cash if you're in palo alto

OP, what happened? I can help you, small town as in Oakdale or Tracy, or small town as in Yuba City?

I've got people who could protect you. but they need reasoning and locations. Sooner better than later.

>>719381659
no i am in the bay. I got drawn into a situation thanks to an idiot friend fresh out of the military.

>>719378699
What a time to be alive

>>719379696
what state?

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>>719381620
>Knowing what they post in Tumblr


Kill yourself

>>719381851
Oh shit military, what exactly happened? You don't have to provide names, numbers, etc, but it sounds like you're dealing with a gang/mafia.
If this is your friends fault, in the event you get caught, explain your story to the dot. And DO NOT LIE. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. If all else fails anon, go to POLICE, and just confess. Better to live in jail for 6 months than to never wake up again.

I'm in the bay anon quit being a bitch and say what happened or do you need more time to make it up?

>>719376764

Can you put on a Skype show for me while you're still alive enough to make regrettable decisions

>>719376861
I didn't even know it came in liquid form

>reverse image search is OC

fuck this shit might be real.

>>719377162
Wow your comment makes you sound retarded with all the grammar and spelling issues.

>>719382256
next tell him to livestream his sue of side

>>719377138
who fucking gives a fuck what they're wearing

>>719381644
not OP but i'm in the city near pacific heights. Fuck buddy said she wants a 3some, how much

>>719380991
Fuck you Tumblr

>>719382557
I just want to fuck a girl. NO other guy, I've done the devil's three way before, it's not for me.

Tell her 1200 cold hard cash if she wants.

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>>719382534
I'm fucking dying.

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Go to stores and steel TVs and sell them for dirt cheap. If you get caught you will go to jail, and if you there at least your away from him. Question is he a savage enough to butt fuck your twink ass in the shower when you go to bend down and pick up the soap as he unleashes a load into boi! Followed by you being strangled to death and having your head bashed in on the cold bathroom tile, and then your body will be dragged away and prepared to be on display in a Coffin or a Urn in front of dozens. or hundreds of people, depending on how loved you are.... At least he gets to live knowing he can have three square meals a day and an infinite amount of TP to wipe his ass until the day he dies.

>>719382534
Legit lold.