You are now Dr. Manhattan. What do?

Kill myself.

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>>719365343
Fuck off into outer space. So basically just what he does.

>>719365343
Create a clone of myself and suck my own dick, obviously

>>719365343
Have my own orgie

Kill all niggers

>>719365666
Satan speaks

>>719365666
devil trips, also kek

>>719365343
Start making people I dislike explode.

Impregnate every chick in the world simultaneously. Leave the earth for my spawn to control and fuck off into space to find the next planet to conquer.

>>719365343
This is actually an extremely deep question.

In all honesty considering he's basically all knowing, I don't think there's much you could do to benefit humanity on the long term, especially considering humans are just molecules, as he says.

>>719365343
literally cover the entire world in jizz

>>719365343
Increase dick size by 3 inches both ways

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>>719365343
Post sinks

Who's going to stop me?

>>719365868
Why would you not just create a hot grill

Show the world my impressive cock.

>>719365868
You can get any woman, nope I'll do it myself

>>719365875

Gangbang my gf

>>719366112
? so it comes out of your butt.

Shitpost on /b/ for eternity

find hot bitch, make copies of myself, and cuck myself

grow to giant size and hotdog the grand canyon

Hide the Comedians button in the Batcave, and then watch Batman and the Flash go crazy trying to figure out what it is, and how it got there.

>>719366290
Length and girth dipshit, not length and length

>>719365343
>join the UFC
>grow/shrink to fit every weight class
>win every title
>change gender, win womens titles
>multiply self
>win all top ten rankings in every class
>be the entire roster
>Manhattan Fighting Championships

Give me dubs

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>>719366366
beautiful

>>719366290
underrated post

>>719365343
fuck my sister.

>>719366442
Nice

>>719365343
give myself a 20 inch dick by doubling it's current size

>>719365343
Feel like some doritos. Go get some.

>give myself the most aesthetically perfect penis imaginable
>take photos
>distribute widely across all channels
>watch as all woman despise their men
>masturbate on Mars

>>719365343
Write a few new amendments and build a new permanent gallows on the white house lawn to go with them. Political corruption is now treason and punished by hanging in front of the white house.

Violent gang crime is now recognized as terrorism and is punished with hanging.

And I'd knock up your mom of course.

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>>719365343
Be the cause of a DC reboot that never gives you any answers.

>>719365343

Change my name to Dr. Double Digits

>>719366970
1 no pedestal sinks
2 window above the kitchen sink
3 mansion district

non negotiable

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>>719366970
oh my

I would leave this simulation.

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>>719366442
kek we have a winner

>>719366512
Fuck this guy's sister

>>719365343
Seriously was just thinking about if i had this type of powers.

First, I would literally kill anyone who lacks the ability to think beyond themselves. If you lack basic human compassion, you get to explode into a red mist.

Second, now that I have scraped about 2/3rds of the people off the planet, I would set about Rebuilding the best minds to be near gods like myself. We would rebuild our world into a paradise. Then, while a few would stay behind to help oversee perfection, and teach new generations the true meaning of compassion, the rest of us would search for new worlds to inhabit. When we found one we would usher the more adventurous to those new worlds. We would be the benevolent human empire, forever traveling the stars til the end of time itself.

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Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha

>>719365343
Fuck bitches give em cancer

>>719367399
I like this.

>>719366366

That's literally what's about to happen in the DC universe. It's a crossover between the Watchmen and the traditional DC universe, done in two issues each of Batman and the Flash.

Sounds kind of stupid to me.

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>>719367286
Unlimited Powers pretty much and you pick this

Get out of your parents basement


Same goes for you guys

>>719367280
my man, about time someone else got it

erase anime from existence

>>719365343

Teleport into peoples bedrooms at night to jump scare them

>>719366094
This and macrophilia

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>>719367399
12 yrs old first fantasy of omnipotence

Kill niggers, Jews, Muslims, Asians, Indians...pretty much all non-whites.

>>719365343

Kill myself. That movie was fucking stupid.

Make trump and all his trumpanzees disappear.

>duplicate myself enough to take over all the worlds militaries
>force world peace
>make select countries go to war for my amusement

Norway VS. Nigeria would be my first battle.

I am kill all

Recharge my newly broken battery

>>719370168
you cant even make yourself disappear, faggot

>>719369736
hmm, in a tread full of people wishing to use omnipotence for sex, or male enhancement, you somehow think creating a utopia is a 12 year olds fantasy. I am pretty sure you would end up as red mist...

I would instigate and trigger world war 3, then watch the world slowly burn. Once done help develop a new planet where no countries or rulers exist.

Go to outer space, study star systems and planets and galaxies. Attempt to find some way of granting immortality to the one I love.
I dont want to live forever and watch everyone I love pass before I do.

> go to Mars.

>>719367399
That's a pretty nice Safe Space you got there.

>>719370607
Let me guess: True Communism©.

>>719365812
Use my Dr. Manhattan powers to give everyone a Stand, but instead of a magic battle ghost it's just some weird humanoid torso sticking out of everyone's back

>>719371092
>kill off 2/3 of the planet
>get called a safe space

Its called being authoritarian. Though, if i have god like powers, I don't really care if people don't like my point of view. People who can show some common decency get to live, everyone else is fertilizing the earth.

>>719365343
become god, and guide human evolution by killing off large swaths of people based on their genetics

>>719365343
Find a cure for autism, no one would browse /b/ ever again.

>>719366891
Why hanging?
You're fucking Dr Manhattan. Take the fuckers apart atom by atom, and broadcast it for the world to see.

>>719371625
>kill people based off genetics
>says the neckbeard shitposting on /b/
I tip my fedora to you fine sir.

Walk around naked as fuck with my big blue dick swingin back and forth.

>>719369223
make anime real

>>719365343
I tell you hwhat I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time. I think if I were omniscient, I could hook that up. Cuz chicks dig guys with power.

erase africa and and the middle east from the face of the earth, and then go find a hot space alien female and impregnate her

>>719367399
>people really just need compassion
How often were you bullied in school anon? Clearly it wasn't severe enough if you're still having these kinds of delusions.

>>719372411
so basically exactly what he did in the movie

>>719365343
Ide create life, whole solar systems, maybe even entire galaxies. Perhaps focus on one planet, and become the living God of the sentient race there.

>>719365343
i'd probably try to kill myself before I lost a sense of my subjective perspective.

I mean, given his ontological objectivity, I can hardly believe that I'd be able to maintain the limitations of my selfhood.

becoming Dr. Manhattan is basically a suicide of the self. I'd rather die than exist as a shell.

>>719372974
Lining up to be red mist huh.

do you think that there is a single problem in this world that doesn't stem from someones self centered nature? Every religious war is one group placing their beliefs before another persons. Every war for resources is one group wishing to have abundance at the expense of another group. Most crime is someone putting their desires before someone else (rape, theft, even murder).

Eliminate people who are incapable of being self centered and you start to get people working together. People don't need to fight for resources if they are shared and people can work together for solutions when resources are scarce.

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>>719365343
>take over the world
>build a palace
>get harem girls from around the would
>desolve all current global government power
>make a global empire or establish true communism (that never existed on earth)
>(sorry Stalin)
>Countrys will now be districts trade as usual
>under new universal currency
>remake the human body create true Ubermensch
>unlock the mysteries of space travel
>create ultra advanced tech, teach humans to use it
>colonize new worlds
>unlock the mysteries of the universe
>build more palaces
>get more harem girls.
>keep being awesome

>>719367399
Found the fucking teenager

>>719365343
Play with my blue weiner

Id wipe out the entire human race. Then wipe out planet earth. After Im done watching this, Id travel to the farthest reaches of the universe to see what exists beyond it. If anything, explore further, if not end myself by diving into the largest sun in the universe.

>>719371597
Someone was bullied.

>>719374172
A God with the appetites and aspirations of a nigger.

>>719365343
Nothing because I already know the outcome of every possible situation that can be imagined or otherwise

>>719373680
Being self centered and greedy is part of being human, you want to kill everyone simply because you don't understand this, you're the self centered one here dumbass Go preach your commie bullshit elsewhere.

>>719365343
Do I really have a choice in the matter?

If i'm dr. manhattan, i am everything, i do everything everywhere all the time all at once.

>>719374206
im 36...

>>719366512
pictures of her?

>>719366569
Doubling it twice, you mean?

>>719374822
Sure am, but no one else is. Or else they blow up/

>>719374884
not exactly
he's not omnipresent
its more like he doesnt have a choice
because he's already chosen and done all the things he will do and has done and is doing

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>>719374630
Even doctor Manhattan needs to fuck or at the very least wants to fuck.Also lastly how is the destruction and reformation government, some ethnic cleansing and advancing the human race as a whole nigger asperations? You sitting there on your device aren't you tired of how fleeting and soft your mortal shell is? I would fix that.

>>719374822
also "OMG I CANT JUST THINK ABOUT MA DICK SIZE! YOU COMmIEs SURE SuCk!"

>>719375338
Lost it at soft mortal shell kek

>>719374630
i feel like those aspirations are pretty damn high, I wanna unlock the mysteries of the universe too dog

>>719367399
cause nothing fosters compassion like exploding people into a red mist

>>719366053
he isnt all knowing... he only knows things from his timeline, the things he learns over the coarse of his life

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>>719365666
I'd probably do the same, anon...

>>719365343
Rule the world obviously.

>>719375338
so edge

>>719374172
Lol communism and free trade? Pick one.

>>719367399
Manhattan himself says he can't change human nature, dumbass

>>719365343
The government is monitoring your online activities. stay anonymous, use a vpn http://anonyourself.club

>>719375660
That's because he was a retard. All he needed to do was breed humans to become like an aryian race like hitler wanted so evolution would take its course and so dr manhattan can just turn wolves into dogs except it would be like turning humans into superior humans that way human nature is also changed as well as human genetics.

>>719371597
> People who can show some common decency get to live

You mean the people who immediately try to figure out to take out the psycho who just murdered 4-5 billion people?

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>>719375621

you are completely right if I go communist each will receive based on their ability and needs

If I become Emperor all districts(countries) can be run authoritarian hard handed extreme right wing views think Wolfenstein without the autism and bad choices.

>>719365343
Destroy Islam

>>719365343
Dylan?

>>719366970
Nice trips

>>719365343
Make clones of myself and blow blue ropes of sperm everywhere.

>>719367399
wew lad.
Shouldn't you be in bed? 8th graders need sleep.

John 14:12
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
TODAY I DID IT YO I WALKED ON WATER.

>>719365343
within a few hours the world would have a lot less shades of 2 legged, Islamic mud looking things

>>719365343
Obviously the same thing I was always meant to do, since that universe time is predetermined, as pointed out by Dr Manhattan himself.

grow dicks out of every square inch of my blue skin, and make them 20 feet long and flexible

then move to Japan

>>719365343
Kick the shit out of Ozymandias

I'd declare myself Rex Imperator and reconquer the provinces and then institute full communism in my empire for the lulz

So Doc Manhattan's omnipotent; cool! I just hope he doesn't irradiate everything and everyone he interacts with.
I'd first take care of everything that threatens humanity's existence, starting with the most pressing matters (water and waste management, geopolitics, access to health care). With whatever spare time I have, I'd set up my own private paradise in Western Sahara. I'll continue my service to mankind from there, and to bullshit on this site, until either the species or I are gone.

>>719365343
I would try to look as normal as fucking possible.
Failing that, I'll try to live my life and provide for my family...obviously I can work 100 jobs at once so that shouldn't be hard...I would be my family's security guard at all times, since with the power comes the fame...you become a target for bad people.

I can take care of my own security....would probably move to an elite suburb, a copy of me would explore space, another would attempt to solve the world's hunger/war/medical problems.

I would live forever....so I'd protect humanity and my descendants.

>>719380024
You're omnipotent, you could literally make everyone on the planet perfectly young and healthy forever, and all you'll do is provide "access to health care"?

All the other omnipotent beings in the cosmos will be like "Dr. Manhattan, you could have cured everything, but you're forcing them to wait in line and deal with insurance companies or government bureaucracies, all to see doctors who have barely even begun to understand cancer, much less the factors behind aging or mental health."

"Going 21st century on their asses, huh? That's hardcore, dude. Brutal."

>>719365343
At least someone on /b/ has good taste in comics and films.

>>719381997
Dr Manhattan never made anyone young.
He killed a lot of people.

>>719365343
Visit ops mom and Fuck her with my dangly blue cock

Would totally bust a meganut into Selena Gomezes wombs.

Stand on a crowded city block then play hot cross buns on a recorder until the end of time

>>719382202
the anon who wanted to provide access to healthcare claimed the Doc was omnipotent

>>719365343

Drag my giant blue dick across the moon. That'll show it who's the boss.

>>719365343
Replicate 1 billion of my dicks and jizz down from the heavens on unsuspecting citizens with the joy of a billion orgasms at once.

>>719381997
Develop a sentient species too fast, and more of them will take its benefactors for granted. At the very least, I'd like every human being to have health care as it's provided in Sweden. That's already a lot to demand for a population of over seven billion.
Another thing, immortality makes evolution obsolete. It gives a species a permanent place-holder in an ecosystem, and when the ecosystem can no longer be sustained, that species is more than likely gone. I don't want to put humanity into that kind of situation.

I'd try not to fuck up DC Rebirth.

>>719365666
This

>>719365343
Leave Earth, travel space..

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>>719382393
Yeah, isn't that what you guys are going with in this thread?
I don't want a perfect world; most everyone in it would hate me for working to that end. I just want to sustain at least one species that can acknowledge who/what I am, and generally respect what I choose to do.

>>719365343

turn gay

>>719382827
If you really want to evolve humanity, why is access to health care a priority?

Evolution goes in spurts, and the biggest driver of diversification isn't a stable pleasant society where everyone is healthy. No, it's extinction events.

So encourage humanity to fuck up the environment and spread disease, until the world crashes. Few will survive and it'll be boring for a while because there won't be much going on (there won't be much diversity), but hey you're immortal. So go off into space for a few megaanna, and come back to see what sprung up while you were gone.

Then repeat.

>>719365343
stroll through a middle school. especially the girl's locker rooms. what're they gonna do?

Create life.

create xenomorphs

>>719383658
I honestly wanna see how close humanity will get to attempting to wipe itself out. I think those thresholds will be reached more often when more people are healthy. That mix of fear and excitement never gets old.
Whether it actually happens will depend on my mood at the time.

Contemplate the meaninglessness of existence

Shrink down to human form and kick it in various areas

>>719365343
Challenge that the punk bitch superman to a fight. Once I win, go into space to find hot alien bitches to fuck.

>>719365343
Go sit on Mars and think.

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>>719365343

Begin engineering evolution

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>>719370387
Someone get some ice for this burn!

>>719365343
i would become a sissy trap and let ppl fuck copies of me in the ass all day and night

>>719380024
>access to healthcare
poor poor us citizen

Teleport myself and my bitches to Mars. Impregnate em. Colonise mars.

kill all the french...cant stand those bastards.
also, kill islam, religion of rest in peace

>>719365666
Winrar

Bring her back

>>719365812
Yeah. I can't answer the OP's question since the Dr. gains knowledge of the unknowable and literally exits the galaxy because of how pointless humans are.

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>>719365343
Wish I could cry. But seeing everything as eternally moot, I'd feel nothing.

>>719365812
This. I think i would still wear pants over my glowing blue dick at least. Fucking degenerate

>>719366112
This kid is going places

>>719366384
No! It can only be front and back cause lol

>>719374172
a single currency isnt actually good for the economy

>>719370168
2 MORE DAYS U LIBERAL CUCK

>>719376092
you'd be one of the first ones to get red misted

>>719372917
Fuckin' A.

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>i finally get to use this

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