ITT: Women who, against all laws of nature, get BETTER looking

>>719353170
not really hard to figure out
young, poor = bad diet, no money for nutritionist/chef/trainer
older, wealthy = great diet, efficient exercise plan, plastic surgery, dental care, etc

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Morning sunshine.

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Need more 40+ hotties.

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>>719353786
Yeah, nah. Gif related.

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>>719353170

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>>719353170

inb4 Jennifer aniston

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>>719353170
I suppose the main part of the explanation is professional makeup, but still

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>>719353453
Holy fuck I love Claudia Black.
Only ever seen her in Stargate SG1.

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>>719353170

>>719355228
this woman has ruined every tv show she ever touched
also she always plays the hot thumbnail clickbait

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>>719353170
Taylor Swift

>>719355309
check out farscape

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>>719355130

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>>719355130
She's not bad-looking at all, but if you'd rather have her now than in Friends ca season 3, you need to get your head checked

>>719355606
She is hot as fuck tho damn

>>719354554
don't be fooled by the jew trickery. she's rough as hell when not done up by a team of professionals.

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Anna Kendrick

>>719355110
Why shoop?

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>>719355443

>>719355832
Because we can

>>719355309
What are you doing? Watch fucking Farscape.

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Milena Velba
The older the better.

>>719355561
Never been a huge sci-fi fan but I've been meaning to get around to watching Farscape.
Thanks for reminding me.

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>>719355443
hnnggh

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>>719355832
That's no shoop.

>>719355829
I've known Anna Kendrick for some time. She's as honest as her Tweets make her look. But she has a secret. It's a secret that shocked me when I first found out: Anna wasn't born the way humans were born. In fact, it's debatable whether she's human or not. It turns out she was genetically engineered and is a human-mouse hybrid. "I don't want this coming out," she said. "Something about bioethics and 'playing God', they said," she explained. "It'd be trouble for everyone." Every morning, Anna has a routine: she has to tape down her mouse ears and hide them under her hair. ("Pretty much everyone I work with knows about them," she tells me about her ears. "They won't tell anyone, mostly due to the government keeping a close eye on them.") Her extra pair of ears look like any pair of mouse ears, only bigger. They're on the top of head, kind of like a catgirl's ears in one of those Japanese animes you guys like so much. The last thing she does is clip her whiskers. I've seen her do it. You can tell it hurts, since when she's done she's all teary-eyed. Other than the mouse ears and whiskers, Anna's a normal girl. She doesn't even like cheese!

>>719355561
>>719356104
I watched two episodes of Farscape and promptly didn't get hooked

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Raquel Welch

>>719356203
shes getting fat
just saw her on gotham, so many chins i thought she was trying out for the "mature" penguin role

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>>719355110
>>719356221
Then I guess someone shooped her smaller in this pic

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>>719356490
More chins than the listings of the local Chinatown on Jupiter's moon, Europa.
I'm trying to humoristically convey I'm not seeing it.
//White knight out, she'll see this and fuck me now. Can't wait.

>>719356490
Isn't she pregnant?

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>>719356324
Try again. Once this magnificent bastard shows up it goes into overdrive.

>>719357223
She lost it after leaving Gotham city. Bullock said so.

>>719357082
last episode,
she was fairly thin when she started on gotham
but im sure youre correct and shell be waiting to bang you and your valiant stallion once you get home

>>719357326
Meant in real life. Gordon knock her up in real life.

>>719357301
That Harvey?

>>719356267
PLEASE KYS

>>719355561
Farscape AKA Muppets in space.

Show wasn't good

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>>719353170

>>719353170
ITT: Anons with mommy issues

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>>719353170

>>719358029
She is so hot

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>>719353786
fuck yeah Robin Meade

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Maybe not better looking with age, but still hot as fucking shit at her age.

>>719353170
>>itt plastic surgery

>>719358966
.....don't think Kari's ever gone under the knife anon

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Would I? Hell, yes.........

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I'm not AT ALL into older women (like 'em dangerously barely legal), but I find Kristen Bell cute for some reason. I'd happily blast a load in that tummy.

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Well shit: Kristen Bell's only 6 years older than me. I thought she was in her mid 40's for some reason.

I find most women above the age of 22 repulsive, but I'd hit it.

keep this thread alive for a few mins and I'll post tons, just gimme a sec

>>719359246
I thought I was looking at Susan Sarandon at first there - who also was quite hot once upon a time

>>719359616
Welp, look at the time.

No Nigella? this thread is a mess

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>>719360104
A waste

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>>719360246
This woman is 57

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>>719360318

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>>719360365

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>>719360424

>>719360104
why would she get posted, she has an ass big enough to pull a double decker bus

>>719354327
her face has always weirded me out.
and she's fucking scary on her goofball highbrow cooking show.

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>>719360467

>>719360521
problem?

>>719360582
not really

i just see british hot and office hot kind of being the same thing. but just because its one of the better things to look at in your day to day lives doesn't make it hot IMHO

>>719355394
I know your not serious but i think she looks better now than aback then

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Gillian Anderson, 48

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>>719361167
http://reallyhotchicks.tumblr.com/tagged/mature

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>>719361225

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>>719361251
Angelina Jolie, 41

>>719357949
I have no mommy issues. Btw, tell yours to stop calling me.

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>>719361342
Elizabeth Hurley, 51

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>>719361422
JK Rowling, 51

of course its against the "laws of nature" all of these women have gotten botox

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>>719361489

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>>719361532
Julianne Moore

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>>719358029

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>>719361589
56

>>719360528
Glad I'm not the only one.

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>>719361689
Monica Bellucci, 52

>>719355938

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>>719361865
Rayveness

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>>719361936
44

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>>719361977
Susan Sarandon, 70

>>719361342
Those tits looks fake.

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>>719362048

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>>719362105

>>719355938
Fuck Yeah!

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>>719362049

>>719361865
Again, Fuck Yeah!

>>719353424
Implying you need a nutritionist, chef, or trainer to stay in shape and eat well. This is either bait or you were born in the 1%.

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two titans of the industry

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>>719362176

>>719362322
Not defending his idiocy, but I figure he was implying that being in the public eye puts image at the forefront. At least in America, keeping up appearances is everything.

>>719356267
They have similar first names, but you mistook Anna Kendrick for Anne Hathaway

>>719356267
Fuck you sperglord. Bow down before the rat faced queen.

>>719362343

More like two titans of the industry each with two titans of the industry.

AMIRITE?

>>719358740
I will continue to watch each and every Underworld movie they make as long as she keeps wearing that leather bodysuit.

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In before MOTHER issues

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>>719356397
a million times this

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>>719360528
fuck u faggit Giada is an angel

>>719363482
Same haha

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There's only one correct answer for this thread.

>>719365264
yes

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the nip slip twenty years in the making

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>>719365592

>>719365264
i never thought id say this, but its time to bus a nut on the constitution

>>719356665
Boooo

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racists haters can suck a wet turd out of my hairy ass. Taraji is a goddess

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>>719365883

>>719360424
Nigella Lawson look like the kind if woman that you could fuck within an inch of her life, and she'd still be unsatisfied.

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>>719365883

>>719366252
mah nigga

>>719366544
I'd eat that Cookie

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her looks and age are lawless.

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Got me through afternoon's during college on All My Children.

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>>719366653

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>>719353170
she has a look in her eye that just makes my dick get hard.

>>719361662
Man I miss Grounded for Life

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>>719366783
You know thats right

>>719362322

Meh, has a point. Same reason Mac got fat in Always Sunny. To make fun of actors getting better looking as TV shows go on.

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>>719357301
Scorpio was pretty badass....

but

Rygel Dominar the 16th was my nigga tho

>>719353170
its called plastic surgery, anon

>>719354688
Those teeth scare me

>>719365264
Yep. Hot, funny, and worth like $200 million.

>>719353170

Generally speaking I seem to find that uglier children get better looking as they get older but really good looking teens start going downhill in their 20's.

>>719367341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK_3X3nqQFs

>>719356267

noice

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Eva LaRue

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>>719356665

> yfw Carrie Fisher looked better at 60 than Lindsey Lohan did at 26

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>>719354688
Serious ?

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>>719355542
Get out of here you newfag.

>>719368172

Is that Mariah Carey?

Holy shit did she just go straight from fucking Eminem to eating M&Ms?

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>>719355606
I just feel she is so overrated if it wasn't for her constantly showing off her hard nips.

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Catherine Bell

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>>719368553
Say what you want about her politics, but everyone knows they goddamn well would...

>>719353170
Rashida Jones

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>>719353170
You do know there is literally no such thing, right?

Every female pictured in this thread looked better decades ago, unless they were previously land whales.

>>719368910
I want to rape her violently with my wee wee ‍

>>719368936
I wouldn't bang her

unless she paid me

>>719368936
I was talking shit on Jennifer Aniston not on Parlin hell yeah I drop the hammer on that in a heartbeat. She was a beauty queen I won't vote for her but I'll put my dick in her.

>>719369144
keep holding your breath, I'm sure it'll happen

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This bitch is sexier than ever.

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>>719369562
ya fukken wut

>>719369562

> Shit taste in clothing
> Has a man face
> Fucks degenerate immigrants (give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... etc)
> Is French so probably has hairy legs and pits

Thanks but no thanks.

>>719360528
her mouth is too big for her face. dem titties, tho.

>>719369885
not to mention she'd just lay there stiff as a board while you fucked her

>>719369885
>Shit taste in clothing
>> Has a man face
Lady Liberty confirmed trap

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>>719369964
Nah, your dick is just to small for her mouth.

>>719368341
Legit Losing my shit.

>>719369885
>your dick is just to small for her mouth.

>>719356267
kill yourself my guy

>>719369101
idk kari got big tiddy after she had her kid. i think she actually looked better in the later seasons

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her ofc

>>719353170
It's called plastic surgery, photo shop, and a team of wardrobe and makeup specialists. These Hollywood women don't look that good IRL.

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>>719369562

Realtalk I always wondered why the turrists on 9/11 didn't fly one of the planes into the Statue of Liberty.

I get targeting the White House, I get targeting the Pentagon, and I get targeting the WTC (since it was a symbol of American Capitalism or whatever), but it seems like a much bigger example of Americanism was literally right there but they ignored it so they could drop both towers instead of just one.

> because it was an inside job

Yeah yeah whatever

Still though, if I wanted to truly blow up a shining example of American pride it seems like the statue would have been a better target.

>>719370964
>american pride
>corroded french statue

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Everyone here is wrong, phoebe cates is the correct answer

>>719370964
compared to the wtc, pentagon, and whitehouse, the statue of liberty is a tiny speck in the water.

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>>719361225
Yep, I was gonna post this too. I would still bang she shot out of this pants suit goddess just as I would have when I was younger.

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>>719371238
for scale, the statue of liberty is in the foreground

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Sarah Silverman

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>>719371934

>>719371136
she never goes out in public, tho. maybe she is doing us all a favor. never forget

>>719354900
This 100%

>>719372100
Perhaps the worst, and might I add pointless, shoop I've ever seen.

>>719372515
i appreciate your opinion anon

>>719367341
>giada-de-laurentiis
>>719357301
>>719356324
>>719355309
How good is farscape? it looks old as shit, should I watch stargate sg1 or farscape?

>>719361167
its fucking shameful that i had to scroll this long to find scully
seriously /b/ get your shit together

None. All you faggots have a fantasy that doesn't play out well into reality.

Older women are loose, saggy, and wrinkled. Not what you see in the photos.

Get your shit checked, ASAP.

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>>719370202

>>719355606
get me on that Aniston train!

>>719356368
Winner right here

>>719373070
Farscape is genuine entertainment

>>719367452
Exquisite rack. Hope we get to see it a few more times.

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She's only 35, but Alba looks no different than when she was in her early 20s.

>>719375905

Jessica Alba has herpes though.

>>719376027
deal breaker. unless you cram it up her shitter.

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>>719353170
This goddess

>>719354327
She likes to get gang fucked by niggers

My wife. Seriously, lucked out with this one.

>>719356397
What if she is a real vampire... It would explain a lot of things.

>>719376027
Says who?

>>719364941
>>719356397

Came here to echo these. Favorite thing about her, other than hottest of hot? This quote:

When asked about her best feature. She gushes: "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: "My twat."

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Anna faris

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>>719362176

ITT: A bunch of autistic virgins who have never talked to a woman, are socially retarded in crowds, criticizing the looks of women they could never, ever hope to get. Wait, that's not just this thread, that's 4chan.

John 14:12
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
TODAY I DID IT PEOPLE I WALKED ON WATER.

>>719377392
she is definitely the type of lady Franklin was talking about when he said that men should have affairs with older women
>the face looks old, but a basket can remedy it
>tits and ass are still ready to go

>>719376556
Morning wood destroyed. thnx

>>719368172
she looks like beans!

>>719354327
that nose is fucked son

>>719354688
op said better looking not fatter

>>719355394
I'd suck on her hard candy