I've been working at Taco Bell for a year and a half,

Whats the best thing to get? What should I avoid?

how excited are you for the naked chicken chalupa?

>>719342362
do they throw out anything that is still good?
would I get in trouble if I check the dumpster?

>>719342362

do workers fuck with the food?

Mor nacho cheese

>>719342362
What kind of sorcery are they using to make taco shaped chicken?

>>719342362

How often do you jizz in the refried beans?

>>719342362
Is the taco meat green when you open it right before you cook it? And do you add tons of mustard to the meat?

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>>719342362
I worked for Taco Bell for 7 years and GM'd a store. Ask ME anything.

>>719342362
do you regret not paying attention in math growing up yet?

also wtf happened to the volcanic burrito?

>>719343852
Why is mountain dew baja blast so damn hard to find?

>>719342362
Can you hook me up with the naked chicken chalupa?

>>719342362
Why are you still working there after a year and a half?

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>>719342425
Avoid chalupas and the potatoes unless you know they're fresh. Best thing (imo) is 5 layer burrito or cheesy gordita crunch.
>>719342769
Most food is carried over for the next day. Potatos, empanadas, and refried beans get tossed at night. I wouldn't dumpster dive for that, it'd be gross.
>>719342815
It varies. You can tell if you're at a good location by looking at the inside of the store. If it's old, rundown, and trashy, turn around and leave.
>>719343425
Um no. It looks exactly the same in the bag as it does when it's served. Nothing added.

>>719342362
Is it true? Powdered beef?
Add water, stir, beef?

>>719343994
because its shit

>>719343956
this. where tf did they go??

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>>719343956
They ditched the volcano menu a while ago. While I love volcano tacos and burritos they were popular enough to justify making the sauce and red shells.
>>719343994
Becaus it lost the Mountain Dew voting competition?

>>719344793
Weren't* popular enough

>>719342362
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>whoops, captcha said trees
>say no more
>you're high all the time.

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>>719344608
No. The beef comes fully cooked. If it was powder how do you explain the chunks?

A taco wrapped in fried chicken is coming

>>719344958
Chunks of bone and cartilage. Duh.

>>719344958
Oh, and one more thing to add.

It's a clumping mixture.

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>mfw OP is a faggot and left, leaving me to answer everything

>>719345112
Why does taco bell give people the shits

>>719345201
Idk, I think it might be the spices.

>>719342362
Can I get a grilled stuft burrito with beef and a steak quesadilla please? To go.

OP here sorry I fell asleep, gimme a second /b/oys

How the fuck have you not swallowed a gun!

>>719345383
That'll be $12.99 biatch.
>>719345552
Well, guns are hard to chew so there's that.

>>719342362
who are your worst customers and do you have any good stories?

>>719346474
Oh hell yeah bump i wanna hear some crazy nigger shit

>>719346474
Typing up a story or two

>>719342425
personally, i love the nacho supreme, but the crunchwraps are nasty
>>719342708
not at all, theyre gonna be a bitch to make, because the time to fry them alone takes more than they "allow" us to take per drive thru order
>>719342769
yes, we have to throw out every batch of ingredients we prepare, such as beef or beans, every 4 hours, with a few things being exceptions (sauces i think can be out for 8?)
>>719342815
in my whole time there it has not happened once>>719342862
yee>>719342915
we are going to receive the chicken premade, but they have a complicated thawing process we have to follow, i can explain it in more detail later, i just want to catch up on everything first
>>719342925
never, but they do turn white when we prepare them
>>719343425
no, it stays brown, and we don't carry any sort of mustard on the premises
>>719343852
:'( make your own thread bully
>>719343956
i'm going to school, in calculus 2 rn
>>719343994
what do you mean? every store carries it
>>719344381
not yet
>>719344483
just to pay for school fees
>>719344608
no, the beef is honestly fine
>>719344658
idk they tend to get rid of any limited time offer, regardless if it sells amazingly or poorly
>>719344913
i honestly am depressed and debate doing it a lot
>>719345112
i took a nap buddy, sorry
>>719345201
you probably just have Crohn's Disease or something
>>719345383
yee, that'll be something like $8
>>719345552
how would that work
>>719346474
one time we had to take a black lady's $20 because it was fake and she came into the dine and threatened all of us until the RGM called the police

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Bump for OP stories

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>>719346474
>>719346592
> Work at TB at Frederick
> 80% of customers are either niggers or illegal spics
> Working drive thru one late night
> Nigger bitch, "yo lemme get a #10"
> This was before we had a #10
> I'm sorry ma'am our combos are only 1-9
> But dis hur board says get 10 tacos
> Would you like the grande meal?
> Ya dat shit
> She pulls up, pays, and I give her her 10 tacos
> She's sitting there counting her tacos
> Bangs on my closed window and honks her horn
> Yes ma'am?
> I only gotz 10 tacos
> Yes ma'am the grande meal only has 10 tacos
> But I axed for teh 12 pack!
> I'd be more than happy to ring you up for another 2 tacos if you'd like?
> Argument ensues
> Line of cars pile up behind her
> She call the cops (LOL WUT)
> They come and tell her to leave or they're pressing charges for trespassing (I had asked her to leave a few times before she called them)
> She speeds off cussing and yelling
> She comes in the next day and cusses out my boss
> Wish I was there because I hated that dot head

>>719342362
My ex wife was a GM. Don't make it a career. Even though the pay is great for fast food, it's not worth the bullshit.

the police reaction must have been priceless, just watching them have to listen to her report that her 2 tacos "bin stoled"

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>>719347722
> Summer of 2008
> Working drive thru, it's like 7-8pm
> Car full of kids pulls up to speaker
> They're asking for stupid shit like whoppers and french fries
> I can see them through this little window
> They're doing something to the speaker
> i tell them to leave
> They pull up to the window
> They spray paint my fucking window
> They speed off with all of the employees chasing them
> The fly out of the parking lot without stopping
> t-bone a car at the intersection
> They peel out and flee with the other car chasing them

>>719347130
What's the integral of (x^2)sin(x)?

When I ask for no sour cream. Is that code to double the amount of sour cream?

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>>719348267
Satan?

>>719348459
Why wouldn't you want sour cream?

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>>719347722
HAHAHAHHAAHHAA jesus

That's good stuff.

>>719348459
If you're a dick, yeah, it is.

>>719348239
That shits so fuckinnnnng annoying when people act autistic

>>719348582
Not him but I ask them to hold it because I don't like a shit load of it. It's like there's no in between, you may either have none or you must have 75% of whatever you're getting be sour cream. I wouldn't leave it off if they would make it to the specs.

>>719348239
> 2007
> It's my second week
> Just finished mopping the (closed) lobby
> The GM is working the drive thru
> I turn the corner as he's sneezing into a cup
> He looks at me
> Looks at the cup
> Shrugs
> Puts soda into it
> Serves it to person pulling up to window

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>>719349219

I forgot what it was originally called but what happened to the taco with fritos in it. Not the hot ones but the original, it had a ton of melted cheese in it too. It was so good then it just kinda disappeared

>>719348267
im in calculus 2 doesnt mean im good at it buddy

>>719349441
The beefy crunch burrito?

>>719349441
? the fuck are you talking about? maybe that was before my time, but we have a taco right now that has red strips in it

>>719349219
God DAMN dudee.. Sounds like a douche bag gm

OP here, just also wanted to say that we're ditching the airhead freeze in a week, gonna replace it with a blue raspberry flavor, so get it while you can

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>>719349582
>>719349653
THIS it was the beefy nacho burrito. What thr fuck happened to it

>>719342362
Worked there for a year.

Fuck those quesadillas cookers that shit burnt the fuck outta me
Those fried potatoes tho are dope af with a lip sour cream and creamy jalapeño.

I was lucky to get to work there when they had the baja sauce too, that shit was the bomb

>>719349823
Best summer ever

>>719349902
I think every Taco Bell employee ever has burn on their hands from the press.

>>719349219
> Fast forward about a year from this
> 18 year old shift manager (never a good idea)
> It's late night, only 2 other employees
> One comes to me
> Hey anon there hasn't been an order in over an hour, wanna smoke with us
> Fuck yeah!
> No cameras so we smoke out the back door
> We are fucking blitzed
> We get an order
> Fucking grande meal
> Person making food with me says, "dude, wouldn't it be funny if we put each taco in their own small bags, put 5 of the small bags in a medium bag, and the two medium bags in large bags!?"
> That'd be fucking hilarious!
> While I'm doing it, the back door opens
> My fucking boss and another manager comes in the back door
> Avoiding eye contact
> The other manager get in my face
> You've done something bad haven't you?
> Heart drops in my chest
> She sees the bags and starts laughing
> They leave, I geek the fuck out

>>719350232
what made you want to become a shift manager? It never seemed worth it to me

>>719350232
Holy Shit, are you in TN?

>>719349823
yee that was before my time, though it looks like we could still make it, we have all those ingredients

Pro Tip: you can order a tortilla and sides and ask the people to put it into a burrito, they'll do it

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omfg is this really happening....

>>719350232
LOLOLOLO HELLNA

>>719342362
How do you live with yourself? Why do you not work at Bueno instead, it's way better?

Inb4 "Bueno suks U dum fggt"

>>719350369
Well I was 18 and I liked the job. Bumped me up from $6.50/hr to $9 or I was happy. Like I said I ended up being a GM for a short time but I got tired of the drama in that district.

>>719350633
Fuck you

>>719350413
No

>>719342362
Tell me that there is progress on the delivery drones.

>>719350696
oh that seems reasonable, the raise now is just from $10 to $11, didn't seem worth learning all the extra shit for one more dollar

>>719342362
Do you or any coworkers fuck with the food?

>>719350842
i doubt it because i've never heard of such a thing

>>719350875
i've never witnessed it once, a customer can call and lie about shit being in their food and we still got to make it up to them, no one would be dumb enough to actually give someone a real reason about their food being wrong

>>719350623
Hmmm ok, I only ever able to order two since I don't eat out much but they were pretty fuckin good. Knowing that though now next time I might just do that thanks Anon

>>719347722
dont work at TB, but I was in there when this happened
>eating lunch at TB
>see fat nigger park his car sideways covering 3 parking spots and waddle into said TB
>yells at cashier demanding to speak to manager
>manager comes out he starts yelling at her saying he went through drive thru and his order was wrong he wants his $5 worth of food
>manager asks if she can see his receipt to see what he ordered so they get it right
>nigger explodes "why you have to see my receipt, i already threw my receipt away! it's cause I'm black isn't it you wouldn't ask a white guy for their receipt would you. you racist fuckers need to give me my tacos.
>manager says she needs to see the receipt
>nigger explodes again "you racists are stealing from me, charging me for food I'm not getting. You wanna steal from me fine, I'm calling my bank and cancelling my card saying you guys are stealing from me.
>nigger goes and sits down on a stool and proceeds to call his bank on speaker-phone so everyone can hear and cancel his card saying "this racist taco bell stole my money" every other sentence.
>nigger finishes cancelling his card, starts yelling at manager again demanding to know who her supervisor is.
>manager calmly walks out and hands him a card and says "all the info is here good luck"
>nigger proceeds to call this number, again on speakerphone, demanding taco bell give him his food
>can hear person on line line asks over speakerphone "do you have your receipt?"
>nigger fucking explodes again and flips over chair and storms out yelling how taco bell is racist

>>719344540
Good advice thanks anon

>>719342362
When do you get deported?

>>719351075
LOOL. sounds like normal niggin

>>719342362
Why was the verde sauce removed?

That shit was cash

>>719351235
im white, born in, and never have left, california

>>719350860
GM experience looks good on a resume my man

imagine the knowledge and experience you gain with that 1 dollar an hour raise

its worth more than what they pay

>>719351370
It isn't.

Ukfag here,

Never had a Tacobell or even a Taco.

Am I missing out?

>>719342362
Where do you work?

>>719351016
I've never found anything around me. It's just something i've always been REALLY paranoid about, I would say shit like "what if somebody spit in this" and "I hope he doesn't have aids".

>>719351370
to make room for the diablo sauce

which is stupid because almost no one gets that shit, seriously people still ask me now if we have verde again

another protip" order a side of green sauce, it cots 10 cents but it is essentially the same shit as verde sauce, so technically it's not gone

>>719351501
yes

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i miss volcano tacos and burritos more than my dead parents. does lava sauce still exist somewhere?

>>719351501
Taco Bell and Taco's as the entire civilized world knows them are an American invention. It resembles nothing like a Mexican Taco.

You're missing out on literally mouth orgasming with every bite.

>>719351545
no that'd never happen at a taco bell they have more cameras in the back then in the actual dining room and outside, just to make sure employees nver mess with food or steal money

trust me, as long as it's not some super underfunded store it wont happen, people at my store are too afraid to even use old ingredients, nevertheless spit in something

>>719342362
Why does the chicken give everybody food poisoning?

>>719351545
I hope he doesn't have aids

>>719351480
Most locations it is

>>719352056
Not just aids, STDs in general

>>719348239
Fuck anon if you give up college I will give it my life's work to stalk you and ruin you. Keep up your college shit and ignore all other shit.
>be me college degree not in a great field
> hired at an insurance company
> fast forward 17 years
> make 175,000 year and can come and go as I plz
>anon keep battling on don't be a faggot
> you will get there I promise
>this is advise from a 43 yr old fag

>>719351551
Diablo is asshole sauce I hate it

I like to rap my orders, will tat make the employees fuck with my food?

>>719352010
Not op, but has got to do with the bacterias in chicken meat that are immune to most antibiotics.

>>719352278
doesnt work like that anymore; different job market

>>719352549
Is it even real chicken?

>>719352559
So true

>>719352450
no, everyone inside would probably just talk hella shit about you, the only thing we really do to employees we dont like is if we realize they're ordering shit that can be ordered the exact same way, but in combos for less money, we just don't tell them and let them waste your money lmao

>>719342362
Do you guys do gross shit to rude customers' food?

>>719352278
what fields would you recommend going into with your experience? i know thats a vague question.

>>719352959
no, we don't mess with food at all

>>719352559
you can thank the fucking boomers for that

>>719352278
I've been thinking about working for an insurance company

whats the most sought after degree in that field/most high paid?

have you done something nasty to someone's food?

Whenever I go to a fast food joint I make them make me fresh items because I dont want the gross shit that has been lying on the heater-counter behind them for who knows how long. How annoying is that from a scale from 0-10?

>>719353480
I literally jusy asked that question you stupid cunt.
see >>719351754

>>719351439
$11 an hour for a GM? LOL! He said shift manager. GMs make $40k+ a year.

>>719353376
Actuarial Science. Basically statistics and mathematical finance. Are you good at math?

>>719353707
For Taco Bell very annoying because we specifically throw out what seems like good ingredients just because we've had them for a few hours, literally everything is fresh. Don't do that shit at Taco Bell, there won't be a difference in food quality, your dumb ass just has to wait longer

>>719353809

you dont mess with the food? really?
what kind of stupid you are? you shouldnt even be allowed in a food and beverage outlet you piece of shit

>>719354312
Ive never eaten at taco bell, but I've had some terrible experiences from other chains. It's one of the reasons I dont go to McD anymore. Burger King is rad, because I can just ask for some alteration to the burger and they have to make it fresh anyhow. Curiously enough, KFC does it pretty well so I never ask for it there.

>>719353376
Any field you do need a clean record. Dui's and drug pinches most states don't give a fuck for a license. Any theft related pinches forget about it. You need to find a company that will advance comissions if you are starting out. I do contract work for about 20 companies now. If I write a policy for a new company I may not get paid for 3-4 months.

>>719342362
i live right next to a taco bell and i get the beefy queserito nearly every day. what can you tell me about it

>>719354153
>>Actuarial Science
>>Are you good at math?
nope

fuck that then i guess

I'll stick with my pre-law shit

>>719354312
>we specifically throw out what seems like good ingredients just because we've had them for a few hours
Also, i dont think you understood the question. I am not talking about the ingredients themselves, but most dishes are best right after they are made instead of staying 5 hours on that heating cabinet.

>>719354897
The steak is better, but any quesarito is a little annoying to make, sour cream kinda ruins it imo.

>>719352278
I come from a poor family so college was never an option. I was good at my first job I stayed there for a while and worked my way up. Now I'm 27 with a chronic disease that impares my thought process and my normal day to day life, so some fancy degree wouldn't help me right now anyway. So by all means, come find me bud.

>>719352278
Same, got a degree, dropped out of grad school, work at a huge pharma co, making ~$150k, five weeks vacation. Get a degree, kids.

>>719354768
I'm so clean when a background check pop up its a blank page my man

but I'm not good at math so fuck that

I mean I passed my college math coursework but I'm not crazy about math

>>719355312
wat do u do? ur degre in chemistry or something?

>>719355312
Degree in what?

>>719353707
Only thing you couldn't honestly get fresh are fried items such as

> potatoes
> chalupas
> empanadas

I'd suggest asking for the first two fresh EVERY time.

>>719355131
taco bell steak, sounds little sketchy tbh

>>719355560
Actually

Potatoes are kept in a hot cabinet, as soon as someone complains they're soggy, even if we've only had them for 5 minutes, or once it's been 2 hours, whichever comes first, we dump them and make more

We don't drop chalupas into a frier unless they are ordered so chalupas are ALWAYS fresh

We only have a few empanadas at a time, like 6, then we drop more

Even the rare few things that aren't completely fresh are relatively fresh

>>719355253
What disease anon?

>>719355464
>>719355512
Degrees in Math and Chem, but I don't work in the lab. I just know the regs (Part 11) and make decisions to keep scientists from cheating. Came to this job from a place that sold shit to Walmart, where I did forecasting. College degrees get you in the door, then you get to figure out what to do.

>>719355655
Trust me, a quesarito with steak is a godsend, my gf loves it, refuses to eat t with beef after trying steak, the steak is yummy try t

>>719355655
I don't know about their "new and improved" steak but the old stuff tasted good. The only drawback was if you let the "juice" sit and cool down to room temp, it would turn to gelatin.

>>719355847
They're not supposed to be kept in the heating cabinet. They're supposed to sit under the warmers with the taco shells and nachos and other shit that's on the line. Chalupas have a hold time of 15 mins and empanadas are 4 hours. I know this shit man don't have to tell me. Potatoes right out of the fryer are the way to go though.

Do they do any actual training on shit? I usually get black bean burritos because I'm a veg fag and the T-Bell in my town literally only gets it right 10% of the time. Usually they put in JUST black beans and raw onions?? But it's supposed to be rice, black beans, cheese, and red sauce. Is it a super unpopular item?

>>719356228
is veg code for vegan?

>>719356211
I meant that, my bad, I realized how retarded I sound now calling that a hearing cabinet

But yes soggy potatoes in your grilled aren't very good

Strangely enough, we don't hold chalupa shells at my store, we have the racks but we always just drop them fresh instead

>>719355849
Multiple Sclerosis. It fucking sucks.
>>719356228
Every new employee does hours upon hours of online videos and tests before being trained in person. I honestly don't think it works.

the double stack tacos fucking rule, it's like a dollar cheesey gordita crunch
hope that shit sticks around

what is your favorite item at taco bell? My favorite is the dorito taco

how come when i order 20-40 tacos they are 80% lettuce

when I demand they have no lettuce just meat and cheese theyre 5% meat 8% cheese and 1000% shell?

>>719355959
i'll give it a shot next time

>>719356453
>we always just drop them fresh instead

That must be a huge inconvenience during a rush. How much does your store make on the average day? If you make less than $2500 then it shouldn't be that bad but over that and you're killing your times with that extra 45 seconds my man.

Can any of you faggots who worked there actually manage to make something similar at home?

>>719342425
Not OP, but the crew at my Taco Bell hated the owner and used to take dumps in the pressure-cooker before making up a batch of beans. Also, we kept our leftover beans in the walk-in to serve the next day.

>>719356497
Fuck you those things take way too long to make, I hate when assholes order like 8 of them>>719356653
We have a standar amount we put in for every ingredient so we don't compensate for no lettuce with extra of the beef and cheese we use the same amount still>>719356562
I really like cheesy gordita crunches>>719356756
Why not, it's easy

>>719356876
Sounds delicious

>>719356653
It's actually ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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>>719344958
God bless MuriKKKa.

This is actually a valid question: What would a tasty taco contain? I got beefmince, spices and some ingredients, but I want it as simple as possible. Left to my own devices I tend to overfill and overcomplicate.

>>719356340
Yea vegan, don't jump down my throat for it, I'm always chill with the employees and never complain even if it's not what I ordered. I usually order black bean burrito with no cheese and they just give me black beans and raw onions. Its weird as fuck.

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>>719356876
>Actually thinking Taco Bell uses a pressure cooker to turn the bean powder into something edible

>>719345347
More likely from poor sanitation or rancid fats.

>tfw taco bell is literally the only fast food i like
it's like you guys put drugs in that shit, i cant get enough

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>>719357127

>>719357399
hey man I just want a god damn black bean burrito with rice and red sauce thats literally all i want alright fuck off

>>719356756
Quesadillas are fairly easy to make at home.

> cook up some chicken and slice it in thin slices
> spread thin layer of butter in skillet sized tortilla
> warm skillet on medium
> place tortilla
> place some Mexican blend cheese and chicken on one half of tortilla
> fold over
> when bottom is golden brown flip
> when other side is browned cut into pieces with pizza cutter and enjoy

I've also made homemade nachos. Tacos and burritos are obvious as you can buy kits for it.

>>719355253
Anon being poor won't stop you from college. Its extremely easy to get a full ride scholarship out of high school if you try hard enough. Don't give up so easily man. Lots of us were born poor but are paid now.

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>>719357898

>>719357994
What and have crippling financial dept for the rest of my life and then some? No thanks. Plus at this point my memory and learning capacity is extremely impaired.

>>719351501
Mexifag here. Never had a spotted dick or even a dick.

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>>719352010
Bacteria from being kept at room temperature for too long.

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>>719342362
How fast can one move from the bottom to a manager level?

>>719357933
Bro cooking is fucking hard. And do t say just follow directions because nothing is standardized. And how was I supposed to know you have to cook the chicken before putting it in the quesodilla?

>>719358679
Is that salt I'm tasting?

>>719356472
Some people are curing MS with autologous stem cells. Unfortunately, the treatment is like $20K and there are a lot of charlatans out there.

>>719357127
Hey man, OP here, protip, every single item can be veggie-fied, at no extra cost you can switch meat in any item ether to beans or black beans

Any Item. Try a Mexican Pizza or a Breakfast Crunchwrap, see what you're missing

>>719356653
Try ordering them with the cheese before the lettuce ("CBL"). That way you get more cheese and less lettuce.

>>719359060
Thanks OP! You're a boss

>>719358549
Depends, shift manager, assistant or RGM?

>>719348267
(-cosx)(x^3/3)

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>>719359228
+ c

>>719359170
Which one would let you live comfortably? Like not paycheck to paycheck. That one.

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>>719358846
m-maybe

>>719357239
Wasn't bean powder. Real pinto beans from fifty-pound sacks, hence the need for pressure cooking in five-gallon pots. Once the beans were on the steam-table, SOP called for us to mix in "for extra flavor" the fat that floated on the top of the prepared ground beef.

>>719359136
hmm I will

but if a nigger shits in my food imma find yo ass and fuck u in it

>>719359747
None of them really, even an actual RGM, top dog of a store makes less than $20/hour

Basically you do it for the resume

>>719360026
That would only work if you lived in a tiny apartment and had no GF, but a 401k would be nice...

This dumb bitch heavily does drugs and gave her kids up for drugs. Tries to ruin my life 247
She's a manager at taco bell how do I get her fired man

>>719360249
You're better off being a regular crew member at in n out, you get paid like $13/hr and get dental insurance

>>719360001
Hey, I never took a dump in the food ever. But every so often, when someone would order a "small orange" or a "large orange" instead of orange soda, I gave them a navel orange with a straw stuck into it.

>>719360503
True. That is the one fast food place I would consider working at and try to move up.

>>719360604
You are a comedic genius

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>>719358679

>>719351711
it resembles a mexican taco faggot

>>719361483
No, it doesn't. You ever been to Mexico, retard? Our tacos aren't even close to being the same.

>>719361726
Ok swap hard shell with soft shell born tortilla and add silantro, am I missing something?

>>719361945
Authentic TACO'S are not made with seasoned beef, tomato, lettuce and cheese.

Gtfo here you mongoloid.

whats the best cheese for a taco? government cheese?

>>719361483
Honestly, a lot of us Mexicans along the border, when visiting El Otro Lado, will bring back a dozen or two Taco Bell tacos for family and friends specifically because we don't have anything remotely similar down here. The "Viva Gorditas" chihuahua doll a few years ago was also a collectible among our womenfolk.

>>719344540
why chalupas?

>>719362091
Why don't you start telling us what they actually are then instead of what they're not you pompous faggot

>>719362219

Who actually gives a shit what taco vendors call the slop they feed their families?

>>719362219
ok, real taco is a loaf of bread with some beans, onions and sour cream.

Do you actually enjoy a one bedroom apartment?

why do I have to explain 4 times what "no dairy" means after I say I'm lactose intolerant three times before that? Why do I get asked if I still want the nacho cheese? Are you fucking stupid???
And why the FUCK do they still put cheese on it anyway!?
I'm nice about it in real life but I die on the inside because it takes so damn long to get my food

>>719362570
Mexicans don't eat bread

>>719362669
Idk depends on the person honestly like I never have ever messed up on a order like that, and I've worked there for a while, some stores just hire idiots

>>719362669
>implying the cheese is made from dairy

>>719362669
Sucks to be you, snowflake.

Why don't you start a massive education campaign on Facbook or Twatter targetting Taco Bell so people understand your horrible, genetic disease.

>>719362903
what a fucking asshole asking to have them make his meal like he wants it

>>719362669
everytime this happens to me I come inside and I loudly say to the employees: "changed my mind I'll eat inside!!!" I wait about 5 minutes after my meal (because eating cheese works that quickly) until my body creates the poison.

Then I go into the bathroom and shit all over the wall and smear it into the words "i said no cheeze"

>>719363215
I agree. Fuck this >>719362669
guy. He's an asshole.

>>719344608
the "beef" is actually about 20% oats they use as fillers
confirmed by the CEO

>>719362669
>>719362896
Right? I always figured the nacho cheese was made of like partially hydrogenated soybean oil and food coloring or some shit.

>>719363316
yup, that would work

>>719363316
Solid advice anon, I'll give it a go

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>>719349376
sides broken out my body

>>719362208
Most stores hold them past their 15 minute hold time. They get super hard and gross. Seriously you could smack it on the metal make line and it might chip a small piece off. Ask for them fresh, they're delicious.

>>719342925
That would be redundant

>>719343994
its just blue powerade and regular mtn dew

>>719351075
im black and even i know this is bullshit
this nigga is fuckin retarded

Fuck that place unless they bring back mexifries

>>719364324
I always asked white trash for their receipts

>>719364633
wtf are those?

The "racist" tater tots with the seasoning.

>>719364761
Taco Time still has them

>>719364924
I don't think we have those where I live

>>719364982
theyre everywhere on the west coast.

>>719364924
I just googled them and they do look bomb.com

Taco time fell off after they pulled that slut from the commercials and they dont have that crucnh and seasoning the white trash fags at T-bell laced up the mexifries with.

Westcoast dank and a mexifries run was the goods back in the day. Man i miss those little artery clogers

>>719349902
creamy jalapeno sauce is fucking amazing

if op or whoever is still there, is there any way to buy/aquire that stuff?

>>719357933
you're forgetting the quesadilla sauce. that's the best part

>>719351754
I believe this. I cannot recall eating obviously old ass Taco Bell. Shit always seems fresh

>>719365112
OP here I'm in California and I've never heard of such an item

>>719366079
You can buy sides of sauce, like 50 cents for one side, one side is like equivalent to the amount used for two quesadillas

>>719342362
When are they bringing back the Beefy Tostada?

.

>>719367345
I'm in SoCal and I don't remember these either.

>>719358263
Mexifag myself. No shit that spotted dick stuff is actually pretty good. I also liked that Scottish shit. It's black and smells nasty but tastes hella good. I think they call it pudding but it's not pudding at all. They eat it for breakfast

>>719361483
Resembles a taco like you resemble brad Pitt anon.

That sauce is the goods. Wtf is in it though?

>>719368098
lel who are you talkiing to newfag?

That dude who was talking about the fucking quesadilla sauce.

>>719342362

>have you ever had sex with (or at least stuck your dick in) the re-fried beans?

>>719342362

Do you have BattleToads?

>>719368699
lel who are you talkiing to newfag?

Can I get some fried beans? I'm tired of always getting the old re-fried beans.

>>719368925

Only queers and bunnys with the sicle cell ask the same queation 2x

just a thing...if op tells anyone that the "BEEF" is fine.......the "beef" at taco bell is 75 percent filler grain, 5 percent beef, and 20 percent misc filler. THATS WHY IT GIVES YOU THE FUCKING SHITS. Eating that much grain at once gives you the shits. Thats why most refutable mexican food joints dont give you the shits but places with that filler beef shit always give you the shits.

>>719369001
You realize you are requesting rock hard toasted beans yes? That is akin to placing marbles in a fry pan, heating said marbles, then eating them

I always thought the filler was wood pulp

Do you take a shit in the taco's? I'm on omgele with a friend and he wants to know also. Please respond?!

>>719342362
the american dream is alive and well

>>719362669
There's no lactose in cheese. It gets broken down during the fermentation process.

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>>719370059
Look it up yourself. One good source is Harold McGee's "On Food and Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen".

>tfw read this whole damn thread only to make tacos
>tfw I have no face

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>>719342362

why are the Spicy sweet double decker tacos the best thing they ever came up with?

>>719369333
It's TVP mixed with beef son. Calm down. Tvp is a stabile suppliment and not even bad for you. I don't work at Taco Bell never have but I stock a shit load of that stuff for SHTF. It's mostly soy and Oats Brother. Glorious Oats. But mostly soy

>>719369940
your a fucking moron

>>719369637
Your moms house fo lyfe

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>>719370642
>your a fucking moron
>your
>moron

>>719369940
Time to an hero you fucking tard

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>>719368783
Not OP but I have my copy

>>719370619
I would make Cheryl squeal

>>719342362
why are the actual mexicans working there always the shittiest employees?

>>719370786
i no wat Iz sed

>>719370786
>dat shit tier damage control

>>719370905
did you know that when taco bell moved into mexico the mexican government forced them to call taco bell AUTHENTIC AMERICAN FOOD because they took offense?

>>719370824
To think I had that and gave it away to some poor kid along with all my super NES stuff....

>>719370905
Location? Cuz I don't believe it. Anywhere with actual Mexicans would work in actual Mexican food places for the language barrier alone

How many Mexicos come in?

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>>719370824
Nice. Here's mine from when I was a child. Still haven't beaten the damn thing yet. I think the farthest I've gotten without warps is volkmires inferno

Mexicans will work anywhere.

>>719370946
lol y r u taw king n such away do u one two go outback n fite

Double decker taco has always been a favorite of mine because of this growing up

https://youtu.be/JnyWar8uOTI

>>719343852
What's in the green sauce they use for burittos? Not bugs, I hope.

>>719368783
No I don't
>>719369001
They come that way, sorry my man
>>719370619
The sauce is yummy but they kill order times, assholes come and order like 8 and slows down the whole line
>>719370642
*you're
>>719370905
Ikr they just talk shit about everyone else in Spanish but are efficient food makers but don't do anything else
>>719371277
A decent amount, I only went up to Spanish II so I can't communicate with them very well and it just frustrates me

>>719342362
How does it feel knowing that you'll live life in mediocrity just like everyone else?

>>719372992
I'm gonna be an immunologist, I'm gonna do just fine

>>719348754
This is why it should be acceptable to murder.