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Hey guys, I need some /b/ tier advice here... I was on okcupid,

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Hey guys, I need some /b/ tier advice here...
I was on okcupid, and was talking to this cute 18 y/o goth girl, and she told me to add her on facebook. So I get on there and ask her if she wants to go get coffee this wednesday after midnight, so I am supposed to go pick her up tomorrow night, then I looked through her profile, and then noticed something.

pic related

what do I do /b/?
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Abort mission anon
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>>719339738
What country?
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>>719339934
US
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>>719339738
Stop talking to her and report her to the OKcupid admins.
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>>719339738
as long as you say zero sexual things thing in a way that can be recorded you should be ok. But ask yourself is your freedom worth it?
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>>719339738
run with the force of 8 million niggers, 14 year old sex isnt worth the jail time
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Fucking do it. Fresh tight pussy bro.
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>>719340000
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America
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post pics, but i say do it
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>>719340000
check em
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>>719339738
stop being a pussy
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>>719340162
Yes i agree post pics
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>>719339738
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America


Yeah, no. Don't do it, unless you're:

a) a complete idiot
or
b) so desperately lonely that you think going to jail for ten to twenty years is worth it.
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not worth it, could be a setup. inb4 Chris Hansen
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those seem like fabricate responses

things that a person would say trying to catch a pedo

dont do it op, most underage on those cites are feds
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>>719340162
>>719340295
she doesnt look that young...
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I feel like you're asking the wrong people for advice on this matter.
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>>719340420
hardcore b8 m8. Report her to okcupid and never look back.
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>>719340162
Wait /b/ let him post pics then we decide

>btw if she asks for a number download talkatone and make a fake number
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>>719340420
Do it or give me her facebook name. Ill fuck her.
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>>719340420
>black lipstick
>spiked dog collar

What part of this pic doesn't look that young, anon?
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>>719340420
yeah do it,
cholobrows/10
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>>719339738
when I was 22 I'd meet her

would be probably too scared to actually sleep with her though, even if she really wanted to. the consent age here is 15, so I'd at least wait after that.

but then again, who knows. too old for that now.
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You can always contact her parents if you can find them on FB anon.
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>>719340663
and then get their consent youll be gtg


maybe throw em a couple tubs
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>>719339738
10000% this is a set up.

OP's probably been naughty and into this sorta thing before but feds want to catch him in the act.
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>>719339738
>>719340420
Get either a timestamped pic or her on cam before you meet. Be sure you're not being catfished or worse, it being a setup.
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>>719340420
Why does it look like her eyebrows are photoshopped in ?

Also, she doesn't really have the facial structure of a 14 years old.

All this shit is strange... Did she say some weird stuff, tried to bait you into sending nudes or stuff like that ? Might be a catfish ?

Also, coffee at midnight, lolwat.

If age of consent is 15 in your state, might be worth it to meet her in a more neutral context first, not flirt, just have a good time with her and move on after she's "legal".

But two things:

14 years old are boring as FUCK so... No idea what you could do / talk about with her.

and

It's still extremely questionnable to wanna fuck such a young person but hey, I'm just giving advice, the choice is yours.
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>>719339738
Mate abort abort, shit u never know, u might end up on an episode of To Catch a Predator
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>>719340663
Retarded idea - she'll just say op was grooming her and get him arrested.
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>>719340420
its either bait or you'll be on an episode of predator. get out of there while you still can
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>>719339738
It's a setup for sure.
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>>719340663
her FB is pretty discreet... seems like all of her friends are various goth fanatics around the country, who are all obsessed with marilyn manson. hardly any real personal info.
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>>719339738
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
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>>719339738
If you get caught, the one life you have will be forever ruined. A day or so of pleasure = Life ruined forever. Is it really worth it anon?
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>>719340600
Daddy issues have no age limit, anon.
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>>719339738
fucking... run... its not worth it m8.
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>>719340773
this
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Don't bitch out, finally give up your viginity ... You'll never get 14yr old pussy for the rest of your life
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Age is just a number..
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Hey, >>719339738, this anon >>719340748 gives the best advice so far.

Also meeting in a neutral context first is always a good idea. Once you know she's real, you can walk her on the midnight graveyard all you want.
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>>719340835
>totally sounds like a legit facebook

Whatever, man. You're clearly here looking for someone to tell you it's okay. Fuck it, I don't give a shit if you get v&. Go for it.
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>>719340946
Kek
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Anon, if you have to ask then you've already made your decision.
Now repeat:
>if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me
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>>719339738
who says its going to be a sexual meet up?
just meet in the day duh
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>>719341191
do it op
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>>719339738

IT'S A TRAP - RUN.
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OP JUST DONT FUCK HER, anything below blowjob or a handjob is legal
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>>719341191
I was looking for validation and advice on how to get away with it, but now im having second thoughts...

>>719341255
just choked on my food...
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do it but nothing sexual if she hints towards it call the cops on her cause then she breaking the law and laugh at her XD
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>>719341061
and prison cell is just a room, right?

and electric chair is just a piece of furniture... but I don't think you can get that for just meeting someone at midnight, not even in the US.
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>>719339738
sooo.... you wanna risk jailtime for some 14 year old pussy that isn't even fresh? Dude...
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>>719341539
is this real life?
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Most likely scam had one happen to me had a girl on POF we talked and talked usual shit then she asks to exchange pics sure why not most dudes wouldn't object I make sure to never show my face for reasons like this after the exchange she casually mentions she's 15 at that point I said nope deleted her and everything a day or two later I get a call from her dad asking for money because apparently after I stopped talking to her she slit her wrists or something and wanted medical bills paid I told my dad who is in law enforcement and he said it sounded fishy and I had deniability plus I had just turned 18 guy threatened to have me aressted and all this crap but eventually he disapeard my dad's friend who works for the Feds said it's a scam that's been going on for awhile and they are trying to catch them
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>>719340420
It's a man
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Dude if you can't tell this is a set up...

Enjoy jail and life long sex registered offender
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>>719339738
Abort son
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>>719339738
report her to okcupid for catfishing and for being a child pedo ez
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>>719341676
I'm with this guy. You gon' get v&, son.
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>>719339738
You're going to get raped to death in prison.
RIP in peace anon
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>>719339738
Oooh it's a setup it's a setup it's a setup
Oooh it's a setup it's a setup it's a setup
Oooh it's a setup it's a setup it's a setup
Oooh it's a setup it's a setup it's a setup
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>>719340000
USA POWER QUADS
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>>719339738
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>>719339738
Meet and fuck mate
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>>719342006
Kek I understood that reference
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>>719339738
Come on man she's not even a virgin plus she's ugly to boot.

Don't risk it mane.
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>>719340000
QUADS CONFIRMED THIS IS YOUR DESTINY, GO AND GET IT ANON
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>>719339738

>you do or say something that piss her off
>she freaks out and call dad
>dad bash your face in
>cops arrest you
>dad becomes local hero
>25 to life
>gets to have all the sex you want in prison
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Tell her you're sorry, that you thought she was at least 18 and call it off. Take screencap of her acknowledging this. Then tell her you will, however, be at the meetup location because you wanted coffee for yourself.
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>>719339738

its a fucking cop

its a fucking cop

its a fucking cop

its a fucking cop

its a fucking cop

its a fucking cop
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Abort fucking mission anon.. There are other ripe holes to plunder
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>I'm going to be 15 in a couple of weeks...

kek
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>>719342597
this
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>>719340420
Does not look 14 dude, back the fuck out
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>>719339738
I think you should go through with it. What's the worst that could happen?
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It's a cop back away
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>>719339738
it's a cop, say it's wrong and that you're deleting her
you're fucking retarded dude
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kill yourself
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>>719339738
tell her you're not having sex, see if she replies. don't want get caught in a sting
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>>719342481
This
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14 will get you 20. 20 years of being butt raped by niggers doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me.

It's obviously a set up. Leg it, OP.
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Send her a dick pic to let her know you're really interested. Coffee date will go gr8
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>>719341736
Punctuation, motherfucker - do you know it?
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Are you going to let the very small chance that it isn't her stand in the way of finding true love? Don't be a cuck
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>>719340420
Wow even if was pedo or she ain't cheese pizza. I wouldn't touch bc I know I get much better than this
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Just don't fuck her for a few weeks/months and you're probably fine. Make it clear you're just going to be friends, nothing more. It'll make her want you more, anyway.
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>>719339738
c o p
o
p
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>>719341255
If there's grass on the field, she's too old.
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>>719339738
you should have never had the conversation

now you have no plausible deniability
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>>719343210
If her age ain't on the clock, she ain't ripe for the cock.
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>>719339738
Some men you just can't reach, take what had here last week. That's the way he wants it, well he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
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>>719341433
I don't think that's right
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>>719343553
Gotta be right, he got dubs.
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should I ask her for a timestamp?
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>>719343918
yes
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>>719342140
>kek I am just in touch with reality to get pop culture references

Proud of you anon
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>Done it before
Daddy problems whore. Run.
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Its not a trap, this girl is just really really fat. Thats why they do these type of shots
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>>719343918
You're a hopeless kid toucher that's too much of a cuck to actually do it, instead you'd rather get the A-OK from multiple anonymous cucks to justify going to fuck a 14 year old

>aka Sgt Hansen
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Do it
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What if its creep catchers anon then your going to be fucked.
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>>719344443
>so close
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>>719344674
>>719344444
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>>719339738
Due to Trump becoming president, many people are relocating their physical ip address before his inauguration using a vpn to avoid any restrictions Trump maybe try to slam down on Internet users. Better safe than sorry http://anonyourself.club
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>>719342481
>>719339738
THIS BRO ITS A COP ABORT MISSION
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>>719344891
Unless she skypes, sends a video on snapchat, or some other live video.....

ITS A TRAP YOU DUMBASS
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I think I am going to have to just decline...
I'm not morally against it, just too paranoid.

thanks for the advice, /b/
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>>719339738
Do it, faget. She looks hot, and with fourteen she's old enough to make poor choices on her own. I don't get where's the problem here.
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>>719345116
You disappoint me, anon.
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>>719345116
Send proof of denying her.
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>>719345176
Legalities...and Chris Hansen
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>>719339738
prepare to be v8 op
rip in pieces enjoy free anal sex for twenty years from tyrone
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Party van already took OP away
good night sweet prince
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>>719343918
>turkish tranny
>15yr old wife material
The two go hand in hand OP, have fun in prison.
What 14yr old can leave her house so freely?
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>>719339738
its a clear set up dumbass
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>>719339738
tell that bitch 15 is too old for you.
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You shouldn't have asked op
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Don't do it OP.
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don't go to prison OP
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>>719346041
Holy shit I can post again!
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>>719339738
Are you fucking stupid?
You already know this is a bad idea, so why even ask here? have some common sense just say no.
GJ for checking her FB tho OP.
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Don't go anywhere near that
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>>719340094
isn't it tho?
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>>719346420
i got a buddy who used to say: if there's grass on the field, play. if not, play in the mud.
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>>719346888
Maybe for sports, but for dating?
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sent this, then unfriended her...
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>>719339738
Say that you identify yourself as a child in the tribunal

If you go to jail you will be raped like one anyways
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well OP whats going on?
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Enjoy getting arrested for groominga child, faggot.
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>>719347116
GJ OP
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Why did you fags tell him it was a setup? Could have gotten one less pedo off the streets. It was so painfully obvious too that it was one too. OP is actually retarded for not seeing it.
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>>719343480
Look at your Young Men dying
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>>719347116
kek, she responds "who?"
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>>719346960
no not for dating, and not for sports either.

>for fucking
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>>719347116
>/b/ talks someone out of being a pedo
what year is it?
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Gtfo out of there op its definitely a setup.
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>>719349011

The current year.
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>>719341433
Sounds legit
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Don't listen to them op, just do it, it can't be a setup, can it? surely nothing bad will happen.... right?
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>>719339738
hf in jail, miserable fag
>okcupid
didn't even bother reading past that point
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>>719339738
retarded or confirmed millennial faggot
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you should have arranged a meetup and had the cops / media / dr phil / steve harvey waiting for her.
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>>719347255
this nigro is full of woolen bags
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>>719339738
>True but only if we're caught

Dear OP, you're quite the retard
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>>719346888
What? So if a bitch doesnt have pubic hair fuck a nigger?
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What do?
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>>719350589
thats a bot...
you are worse than OP
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>>719350589
Its a bot idiot

Mr Gorbachev tear down this thread
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>>719350801
Anyone ever got nudes from a bot?
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If she said she's 18, then you can meet up and if they pull the "Ha! Pedophile" card. Simply show the chat from where she says she is 18. They will look stupid af. Simply put, if she wanted to come meet you only after you noticed she was 14, it's probably a set-up my dude. Good luck.
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>>719347116
OP wasn't a faggot today and listened to his brain instead of his penis.
good job OP
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Where are the Chris Hansens?
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>>719351085
yes. I dont know if you know this, but there are quadrillions of nudes all over the internet that you can save.
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Wouldn't do it, no way no how

Had a buddy who met a girl online, yearbook I think, said she was 18, met up with her at a hotel a couple hours away, had sex, got pulled over by cops taking her to drop her off, she spilled the beans, found out she was 14

Buddy went to jail for a few years, case against girl gets weird, find out that she's had sex and gotten a few other men put away, but she's only gotten a slap on the wrist each time, buddies lawyer collects the data and gets friend out early, still on ML though
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>>719339738

Fucking do it br0 you can only get charged if they can prove you intend to make sexual advances
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>>719351148

> Police officer: " and you trusted her word that she was 18? Didn't ask for ID or anything?"
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>>719352083
I cant even tell who is being ironic any more...
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>>719340094
that's a lot of niggers
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>>719350589
"Feliciano"
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>>719339738
Probably a cop, trying to catch pedos, I'd abort
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