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>2K17 Has anyone ever even attempted to read this shit, or

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>2K17
Has anyone ever even attempted to read this shit, or its evil jewish and muslim counterparts?

Why would you even want to?
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>>719333595
obviously you want to read it, or give it a go.

i have read parts of it, mainly fro the new testament.

is it worth looking at? yes. could it be corrupted? most certainly. but reading it you get a sense of 'this is how it should be'; you can feel it's the right way of things. just my experience
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>>719333595
God's word. The scripture to guide you towards salvation.
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>>719333595
If you ever needed a reason to reject the hilariously retarded claims of religion, give it a read. It is very obviously written by primitive fuckwits who had no idea about the universe we live in
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The book of genesis is worth the read. It's before my nigga J to the mothafuckin C came all up in dis bitch
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>>719333595
It contains interesting teachings, ideas, and stories. Any atheist who pretends the Bible is just garbage is just trying to be edgy. Read the good parts, think about how it influenced hundreds of years of thought and shaped parts of the western world, then move on.
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>>719333595
>Has anyone ever even attempted to read this shit, or its evil jewish and muslim counterparts?
yes
>Why would you even want to?
know your enemy and know yourself and you will never see defeat in battle
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>>719334655
Nobody said anything about beliefs, dumb nigger. I said it is interesting from a philosophical, not theological, viewpoint. Militant atheists are so worthless.
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>>719334888
suck a butt

nice trips tho
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>>719333595
Psalms is pretty good.

The rest is incest, punishments & beatings. Fuck that noise.
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its a cool book with good stories i have read it a lot of times eventhough im atheist :^)
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>>719333595
Made a bet with my religion teacher in 10th grade that if I could read the whole thing and let him quiz me on it Id get an A no matter how much of the rest of the class I blew off. Thats why Im an athiest now. Its just a bunch or borring crap and flat out rediculus nonsence. For example

Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
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>>719334655


WHAT PARTS OF THE NEW TESTAMENT YOU DON'T LIKE? HELPING THE POOR? RESPECTING AND LOVING EACH OTHER? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT?
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>>719334975
LOL you really are fucking dumb. Light (photons) were around LONG before stars were, in the primordial soup just after the big bang. What a fucking retard.
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>>719335138
The only testament I like is the band.
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>>719333595
I've read it from start to finish and am no longer a Christian. Some pretty shitty stuff in that book considering it's supposed to be the rule book for all the lovey dovey Christ fags.
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>>719334888
Trips.
QED
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>>719333595
Meh, honestly the Harry Potter series was better.
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>>719333595
There is actually some /b/ tier shit in deuteronomy. Rape, slavery, murder, human sacrifice, pillaging
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>>719335430
Harry Potter got cucked by a snake and a ginger. kys
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>>719333595
Because its true !
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>>719335003
>Mark 16:18


YOU DO REALIZE "SERPENTS" IS EVIL RIGHT?
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>>719335267


SO FUCKING EDGY FOR A 400 POUND 12 YEAR OLD
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>>719335138
Well there are the parts where it explicitly says the old testament stuff still counts.


Matthew 5:17 Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.

5:18 I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.

5:19 Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
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>>719335448


/B TIER SHIT IS DYING A VIRGIN AND WITH NO LEGS.
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>>719333595
I've read it.
Mostly so I could point out all the patently absurd bullshit in it to people who claim to believe it and claim to base their lives on it. It's been my experience that as a general rule the more belief someone has the less of the book they've actually read. They just trust it blindly. But the more of it you read the harder it is to take seriously.

I love it when believers who haven't read it call bullshit on me for telling them about the parts where god sends a family of bears to eat children for mocking Elijah's baldness, that one city that God couldn't defeat because they had iron chariots, and Jesus saying in no uncertain terms that the Old Testament would still apply 100% until the end of the universe (it was Paul that said it didn't apply anymore, directly contradicting God himself [if you believe Jesus was God anyway]).

And that, of course, opens up a floodgate of ridiculous reasons that God sends people to hell, like wearing clothes of more than one color or fabric, eating fish on friday, etc.
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>>719335595
Isn't this looking just like the dome ?
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>>719335638
>170lbs 24yo

Ftfy
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>>719335713
Well..kinda. This is often interpreted as the idea that we are still judged by sins as we are in the Old Testament, and would be sent to hell, but that it doesn't matter. Jesus didn't come to correct old law, but to point out that there is something greater than the laws of earth--that through belief in Him and his sacrifice, you could find eternal grace. Source: was forced to take theology at a prestigious Catholic university
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>>719333595
Yes op I have read it I love reading about unicorns

Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Psalm 29:6
He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn

Job 39:10
Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Numbers 24:8
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn:
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>>719335783

BUT 5'1"
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>>719335572
Ok drink some posion if your sure god will protect you then ;)
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>>719333595
Good if you tryna create video games.
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>>719335933
Add a foot and you're there.

Also your caps lock is on, mate. Nice dubs.
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>>719335717
>DYING A VIRGIN AND WITH NO LEGS

That's in there too
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i was baptized twice.. once when a baby and when 11.. then i learned about science and reason and realized all religions are bullshit including atheism and became agnostic
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>>719336036
also read the bible.. some say read it to see what fiction it is but you don't need to.. logic even against basic tenets is enough alone to dispel the horse shit
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>>719335717
>/B
Fuck yourself, newfag.

Jump off a bridge
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>>719335980


POISON IS THE EVIL THE DEVIL SPITS OUT YOU DUMB FUCK. POST THE QUOTE IN CONTEXT 400 POUND FAT ASS

IT'S NOT GOD'S FAULT YOU ARE MISERABLE. YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF. HATE GOD ALL YOU WANT, NOTING WILL CHANGE UNTIL YOU PUT THAT .38 TO YOUR HEAD AND PULL THE TRIGGER. THEN JUST DREAMS
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>>719336054
Holy shit is this true?
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>>719333595
I've read most of all 3. Some same shit some different shit. Lots of shit missing and words mistranslated. Made be become a nonbeliever
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>>719333595
Acts is pretty cool. A lot of death and what not. Numbers is the most complicated with a of you know numbers and shit. Revelations is a huge acid trip but has more plot than 75% of the book. I'm not religious but damn the Bible is brutal.
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>>719336054
Can finally use this .gif
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>>719336167
Isn't god the only one who gets to judge who lives and dies?

Aren't you going to hell now?
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>>719336167
>being this christfaggy AND edgy
pick one you colossal homosexual
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atheists are only atheists because they are gay and want to sin
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>>719336305


YEP, WRITTEN BY UNEDUCATED FISHERMEN.
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Read it when I turned 14 (1988) since i got one for b/day.

Turned into an atheist within 1month.

Still am!
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>>719333595
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>>719336384
YOU CANT GO UNDERCOVER IF YOU LEAVE YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON FAGGOT
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>>719336328
I JUST WANT TO WATCH YOU DIE YOU 400 POUND FAT FUCK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. FIND YOUR BALLS AND DO IT.
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>>719336480
>400 POUND FAT FUCK
Jesus trump try to be a little more creative
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>>719336167
Suicide is a sin, anon.
You are advocating suicide to another as a solution to his problems, therefore you are a blasphemer. You're going to hell.
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>>719336334

JELLY YOU FAT RETARD?

EVEN FOR AN ATHEIST WANNABE , YOU SUCK.
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>>719336384
So you're defending the bible, but only the parts you adhere to, while shitting on the rest of it? Classic.
>implying any sandnigger was educated back then.
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>>719336206
Look up the bible verses, they are all listed in the center of the image.

Note the contradictions are separated with a =/=

I'll also admit that some of them take the piss, like number 93 "What color was Jesus' Robe".
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>>719336532
haha that works on two levels

because trump is always repeating insults and cause he called "Russian" hackers a 400lb guy
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>>719336462

A LOT HAPPENED IN THE LAST 2 MTHS , HUH FATTY?
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>>719335929
Ooh I like the dragons!

Revelation 12
And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered. And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads

Psalm 91:13
Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet

Isaiah 27:1
In that day the Lord with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea

Isaiah 43:20
The beast of the field shall honour me, the dragons and the owls

Jeremiah 14:6
And the wild asses did stand in the high places, they snuffed up the wind like dragons

Revelation 12:4
And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born
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>>719333595
Nah, I instead use them as a backstop for target practice. They're just as good as phone books, if not better.
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>>719334470
>kek isnt a real god
fuck off
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>>719336565
I'm not an atheist, I'm just not a christfag.
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>>719336589
this

>implying they are now
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>>719336689


YOU ARE A LONELY FAGGOT. HAVE FUN WITH THE BETUS.
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>>719335929
>>719336647
Sounds like one hell of a fairytale
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>>719335138
1st Timothy 2:12
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>>719336826
Good to see you know when you've lost.

Whenever you want to take your cruise control off, feel free to come back.

Actually, no you called it /B still die
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>>719333595
>evil jewish
You do realize that the Old Testament is based on the Hebrew Bible?
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>>719333982


But what if god doesn't exist? Then it's just man's word, amirite?
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this is your average american christian
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>>719336926
>You do realize that the Old Testament is based on the Hebrew Bible?
WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!?!!!!!?!?!!!??!!!??!!?!!/1/1/1/1/
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>>719336384
Not entirely. The New Testament was entirely written by Flavius Josephus.

Unless you actually believe that he collected every last scrap of paper that mentioned Jesus in the fifty years between Jesus's death and Josephus's capture by the Roman who didn't execute him because Josephus conveniently claimed to have knowledge of a prophecy that this Roman would one day be Emperor.
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>>719336837
Arnold I:2
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>>719336926
>implying they aren't all evil
Just wanted to rustle some shekels
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>>719336384
I don't think those fishermen knew how to write at all.
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>>719336931
men

it was written by many, many different men over many, many, many years
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>>719336931
What if He's real? I don't think it matters, so as long as you follow your conscious. Atheists, non practicing theists, etc. have the same morals: don't kill, don't steal, love thy neighbor, etc.
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>>719336834
It is only an idiot would take that shit seriously
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I was an atheist until I've read this.
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>>719336926
>evil jewish and muslim counterparts
>counterparts
he was calling the old testament, new testament, and quran ALL evil. so literally what is your point you fucking kike
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>>719337124
This is true of the Old Testament only.
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>>719336931
it's all man's word

>man makes up bullshit religion
>man writes it down
>man goes GOD WROTE THIS BELIEVE ME

yeah ok faggot
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>>719336589
Nope like any book really there's boring parts and there good parts of you look at it like a fairytale.
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>>719337140
>as long as you follow your conscious
so a lot of Christians would be totally fucked if He were real
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>>719337140
I don't think God is real as an entity per se. As an agnostic, I think what we call God is actually consciousness, be it collective or singular.
Merely the Universe observing and experiencing itself.
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>>719333595
fake news
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>>719337159
>I pick and choose the parts of the bible that are real despite 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is god inspired and should be taught"
>I pick and choose what parts to follow and what not too
Whats the point then?
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>>719337270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus
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>>719337048
So what exactly is evil? How can an idea/belief be evil? I don't know if you're joking around or not, but it is disappointing that there is a growing amount of people who think religion is evil, starts wars, etc.
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>>719337268
one guy started writing the new testament while Jesus was still refreshing himself in the cave
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>>719337447
Because it's true. More blood has been spilled in the name of imaginary friends than palpable reasons.
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>>719337531
"refreshing himself in the cave"
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>>719337373
>>I pick and choose the parts of the bible that are real

None of its real

>I pick and choose what parts to follow and what not too

I don't follow any of it
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>>719334118
You have obviously never read it
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>>719337384
proof is there that Jews were there at that time but in no way prove the religion itself true

common logic flaw
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>>719337357
I can see this being somewhat realistic
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>>719337373
To eat bacon?
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>>719337357
Think what you want. Who am I to try and force my religion on someone? If you're a good person, you're a good person, regardless if you believe in any higher power. Believing in God, or not believing in God is everyone's individual personal journey.
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>>719334588
Niggers aren't people
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>>719337357
Interesting idea, but the topic of a universe consciousness is pretty tricky...there probably couldn't be any connection with human consciousness. On what time scale do you think the universe could be aware? As a reference, I think humans have an awareness around millisecond intervals or so.
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>>719337659
My bad, didn't realize your context.
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>>719333972
If you think the bible lays out a set of good morals to live by you are retarded.

Modern day progressive thinking has far superior morals than the bible.

Biblical morals:
- Women who are nonvirgins at the time of marriage are put to death if their husband doesn't like it
- misbehaving children are stoned to death
- women are inferior to men
- those not born to the house of isreal are inferior
- Jesus was a temperamental little bitch who killed a fig tree because he was hungry and it didn't have fruit

Superior morals of progressive thinking not defined by the bible:
- people are treated as equal regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation
- animals are not mistreated, even if they are going to be killed and eaten
- don't be a dick to eachother
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>>719337740
>personal journey
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>>719337588
Actually that's not true whatsoever. No war has been started because of religion. Even if we did dissect the reasons war was started, wars "starting from religion" made up only like 6% of all wars.
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If God doesn't exist, then who created us?
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>>719337974
>No war has been started because of religion.
>made up only like 6% of all wars

well which is it?
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>>719336036
If you think all religions are bullshit then you are atheist. The belief in a religion is theism. The disbelief of any religion is not theism, therefore A-Theism. Atheism is not a religion.
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>>719337861
Just because it has a few huge fuckups doesn't mean it isn't a good collection of morals. We think of the US founding fathers as having pretty good ethics, but they were bad in their own light (slavery, etc). A bit dishonest to just pick things that conveniently fit your critique.
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>>719338028
time and evolution
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>>719337974
6%
>>719337974
hahahahahahahahaha
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I think God is a kissless neckbeard who created the universe so he can experience human and alien porn.
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>>719338028
this has more of a chance than a Jew fairy tale character
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>>719336969
>6969
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>>719337835
I don't know, but the fact is that we are matter borne from enriched star cores, running on an operating system which resides in our wetware.
For all it's worth, we might not even have free will, as literally every thought and action you ever perform is still suffering from input lag. I.e. You never actually 'do' or 'think of' anything. Your brain decided it for you a few milliseconds before.

Try clicking 'I'm not a robot' now.
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>>719338028
Implying!
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>>719338156
Best creation idea to date
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>>719338079
Like asexual.
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I've read the Torah. I'm surprised pedophiles aren't flocking to that since it says sex with children is ok
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>>719338067
Read carefully and notice the quotations.
>>719338155
[spoiler/]:its true[/spolier]
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>>719337974
Yes few "started" but Palestine and Israel have been at war since the beginning of written history wtf are you on about.
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>>719338235
Fuck, man.
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>>719338310
the only part christian priests like
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>>719338337
I did read, you contradict yourself just like the bible
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>>719338235
Well, that may be true (if you think everything in science is bottom-up), but we haven't proved it yet. I know there's an experiment that does this somewhat (80% probability) for a simple task (pushing a button), but it's far from conclusive. One should also be careful as even science is full of so-called emergent phenomenon, things that could not have been predicted from the fundamental theory (even in fundamental theory there's spontaneous symmetry breaking which is arbitrary). So, I won't say free will is ruled out yet!
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>>719337357
>>719338235

Religion fags laugh at us because of people like you. You are an embarrassment to non believers.
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>>719338310
but would have to give up bacon
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>>719338338
Arabs wanted the land, that's why they exiled the Jews. Jews wanted a safe haven, that's why they went back to Israel. Arabs want the land of Israel. Nothing about religion, just land.
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>>719338293
Exactly
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>>719338488
>implying I care what people who have imaginary friends think of me

I just read and listened to a lot of Sam Harris, and Alan Watts. A bit of McKenna too.

And they were far more convincing than any religion class I ever took.
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>>719338081
> A bit dishonest to just pick things that conveniently fit your critique.
A bit dishonest to just pick the things that conveniently fit your antiquated religious convictions .
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>>719338469
Or you legitimately autistic or do you not know how to read between the lines?
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>>719338338
written history started in 1948?
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>>719338580
Holy fuck you're clearly trolling that is hilarious.
also have you seen >>719336054 yet?
Any snarky denial ridden remarks?
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>>719338686
>People who go about spewing unscientific theories that can never be backed up by empirical evidence

You guys are just as pathetic as believers.
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>>719338736
You're aware Egyptians wrote on papyrus scrolls for a long fucking time yeah?
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>>719337974
I can quote the Huffington Post also

Doesn't make it true!
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>>719333595
>"This is bullshit and stupid!"
>Has never even read it

Because you look like a fool who can't make his own decisions about things. Adults take the pursuit of truth into their own hands so they can formulate their own opinions about things.
Try growing the fuck up.
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>>719338141
I feel like majority of people that believe in creationism can't fathom exactly how fucking long BILLIONS of years are. They have such a short scope of time because their mother goose book says the earth is 6000 years old, which is not hard to wrap around your head being we have clear evidence of even trees older than that.
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>>719338941
sure am
but that's not what my reply was about
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OP, it's honestly a good read. Can't really say where I am religiously right now, but the way you interpret the Bible is based solely on your beliefs. It's a book full of metaphors and nothing should be taken too literally. Also keep in mind that throughout MANY centuries that the Bible has been adapted to suit the needs of the kings and priests who felt they could control more sheep through the word of god. Do yourself a favor, read it, interpret it as you will, but do not take it so literally like these dumb fucks in /b. And don't let it change how you act, if you think there's a god, feel free to worship. Live for what you believe in, but don't let what you believe in take away what it means to live.
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>>719339103
You know what the fuck i mean m80
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>>719339206
Just say the middle east then dipshit
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>>719333595
Read both old and new and as much of the quran as I could be bothered with, it's all the same book in a lot of ways, just a scam by the rich old men of the time and place as a method of controlling the unruly, poor masses.
They're laugh out loud bad in places, and there's so much that's open to interpretation that any half decent editor would have thrown it out for rewrite by halfway through.
I highly recommend reading at least the new testament if you consider yourself a true atheist-you cannot successfully shut down a bible thumper without doing the work because their argument isn't based on facts, and most of them haven't read it so it's fun to watch them shit themselves when you know exactly what you're talking about.
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>>719339002
I read it from the Encyclopedia of Wars
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>>719338891
Well I've honestly tried. And Sam Harris is a PhD in cognitive neuroscience, so I'll take his word for it.

Remember when they said that no object heavier than air will ever fly?
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>>719338571
Same with Bible no bacon.

Leviticus 11:

7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. You shall not eat that which is unclean.
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>>719339049
He didn't call it bullshit and stupid, he was asking if that's what it is. Clearly you arn't capable of comprehending what you read; therefore, by your own logic you can't come to your own conclusions or be an adult. Domb fuk
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>>719339049
>Has anyone ever even attempted to read this shit
>Why would you even want to
You're not able to comprehend context clues are you? No where in that post did he ask "is that what is is?", if he did, please point it out.
Honestly, if you can't spew anything but idiocy, it's best not to try jumping in on the conversation at all.
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The only 'religions' worth pursuing are eastern philosophies.

They advocate that your body and mind are your most precious possesions, and should be treated as such. Also, emotional detachment as being tethered to any object or being is only detrimental in the long run.

No dogma or judgemental condescending horseshit.
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>>719339503
>>719339801
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>>719339480
the official catholic line when I was at school was anything in the old testament aka the jew bit, was rendered unofficial by jesus saving us by letting himself get killed

so Leviticus got down voted by jesus
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>>719339343
Sounds like a decent source but i find it difficult
to believe
such a
small % to be accurate.
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>>719336054
>No one has tried to defended this yet
Every thread
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>>719339801
OP here. I was wondering why people bother living by scriptures written by opium chewing hermits millenia ago in this day and age. Merely used the 'shit' and 'evil' to bait some of you into actually participating itt.
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>>719338818
I'm not Christian anymore, but I used to attend Catholic masses for nearly 20 years of my life. First and foremost, the Bible is used as mainly a general guide, not a literal set of rules. Reading the Bible also provides many footnotes. In Genesis, the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is told. Most people who have never read this story or footnotes are led to believe that God stated that homosexuality is a sin. However, the ones who originally wrote that story, Isaiah, Ezekiel, and Jeremiah did not state a single thing about homosexuality, but about the evil vices. These vices included the rich giving money to the poor and then immediately killing the poor. There are so many translations that it would be impossible nowadays to get a perfectly translated Bible. Many Catholics know that the Bible was written in a different language but has been translated, so rather than trying to find all the answers in the book, they go to priests, nuns, deacons, etc.
>tl;dr
The Bible is not the only thing that defines Catholicism.
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>>719338079
You seem to considier yourself pretty clever for someone that can't comprehend the meaning of words.
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>>719335480
According to the Bible, all of man got chucked by a serpent as well. What's your point?
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>>719340003
Great
The old testament goes!
1) the creation myth
2) the flood myth
3) the 10 commandments bit
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>>719340013
Consider most of the violent wars in recent history
>World War 1
>World War 2
>Korean War
>Vietnam War
>Gulf War
>War in Iraq
>War in Afghanistan
>all of these
http://www.war-memorial.net/wars_all.asp
Now which ones were started from religion? The wars started from religion may seem large, but really the number is blown up so much that we forget many many other wars.
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>>719339925
Point out where he called it bullshit and stupid dumb fuck? He asked if its worth reading.
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>>719338079
What about deists? Also Buddhists can be atheist...
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>>719340361
>mentions political conflicts while ignoring some 3000 years of history before those
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>>719334824
Yeah she's a hair stylist lol
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>>719340361
We re talking about slash slash wars not boom pew pew wars mane
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>>719340351
myth being the word of note

and jesus reaffirms the commandments when he adds two of his own
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>>719340361
oi
>>719336054
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>>719340003
I heard the same shit. It's honestly just cherry picking. Because I also read:


For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV) Clearly the Old Testament is to be obeyed until the end of human existence itself. None other then Jesus said so.

2) All of the vicious Old Testament laws will be binding forever. “It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid.” (Luke 16:17 NAB)

3) Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. “Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place.” (Matthew 5:17 NAB
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>>719340361
>who was Hitler against
>what is ISIS
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>>719340361
As much as I hate it (and I do)
You are correct about these.
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>>719340519
>>719340612
So your saying that religion no longer starts wars? And honestly, do you really expect me to cover the entire history of the human race? If religion starts wars, then the pattern should continue in today as billions of people are religious.
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Its great as fiction.
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>>719340864
Refer to
>>719340843
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>>719340620
So now they have 2 instead.
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>>719340843
Hitler was against a specific group of people who held the top monetary positions in Germany. He didn't care about their religion, it was more about race and a certain group of people having all this wealth.
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>>719341010
Which in turn turned them into global scapegoats and made anti semitism a thing.

Fuck, he didn't kill enough if you ask me.
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