>be me >not gay >fap a lot >becomes too time consuming

by bigger dildo

Fagtron.

>>719329911
>not gay
>wants his black friend to fuck his ass
>not gay

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That's... pretty fuckin' gay, OP.

>>719329911

>legdayeveryday.jpg
>dildo isn't enough anymore
>how can I ask my friend to fuck me in the ass, totally not gay though

Jesus Christ, take a tolerance break you fucking faggot. It's not enough because you probably fuck your own ass 3 times a day.

>>719330026
an obvious solution. considered that but i kind of want the real thing

>>719329911
u wan me to r8 ur b8, m8 cuz this is gr8

>>719329911
OP is probably crying now because he is realising that hes a faggot

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>>719329911
>purely for prostate stimulation
>literally thousands of objects to choose from
>goes with the rubber dick
>not gay

>>719330484
yep. can confirm. op might think he is not gay, but he is a little faggot.

guys did you hear OP hes not fucking gay alright?

>>719330266
that sounds kind of gay reading it back. i meant i'm lazy and don't want to ride so much

>>719330484
i said i'm not gay

>>719329911
Good question OP. How does a man ask another man to fuck him in the ass without sounding gay?

>>719330672

this, he said it twice, I believe him

>>719330605
what object would you propose then?

>>719330222
Trips don't lie, Shakira.

It's the same as when you skip a week of masturbation and it's the best jizz you've ever had all over again.

Also, go outside

i'm gonna be honest this sounds really, really gay
but you say you aren't so i'll take your word for it

Shoots wads fucking self in ass with dick shaped dildo - maybe not gay, but you are no longer straight.

Gettimg buddy to fuck you up the ass with his cock - yer a faggot. Own that shit cos. Being a bottom faggot is awesome. Own. It.

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I have a dildo and other devices designed purely for prostate stimulation. I have zero sexual interest in men, and quite enjoy fucking the shit out of women.

How do autists still think prostate stimulation makes you gay? Feels great son.

>>719330874
Anything that isn't shaped like a penis.

>>719330961

>shoving a plastic dick in ass
>not gay

That's not how things work there lil faggot.

>>719330874
peas, ball bearings, dimes

>>719330708
buy a machine to fuck you in the ass

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>>719331277
that would actually be a dream

>>719331277
or find a chick to peg you with a strap on (not gay)

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Have an upvote good sir

>>719329911
how about doing it faster?

Im here to defend OP, HES NOT GAY!

just because you like dicks in your butt doesn't make you gay! Its just for prostate stimulation, purely straight, not gay, in the butthole prostate stimulation.

Is it alright if your friend can cum deep into your asshole OP? Still wouldn't make you gay just helping him out too younknowwhatimsayin?

>>719331438

>posts this faggotry
>"that would be a dream"
>being this far in the closet

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>>719331446
agreed

>>719331522
trust me, i'm already riding it to the point that my ankles are completely shot afterwards

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HEY! He isn't gay!

He is a faggot

>>719329911
>purely for prostate stimulation

>>719331689
then lay on your bed and do it with your hand that will be faster and the angle should be better

>>719330961

Simulating a cock fucking your butt is quite gay. There's no getting around that.

It's certainly gayer than not shoving things up there.

YLYL HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!

>>719332018
Fuck off

>>719332018
OP here. don't gay up my thread

>>719330111
You can't possibly be this stupid

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>>719330111
>>719330222
What kinda witchcraft is this?

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>>719331195
Its all about the ball bearings

Let's face it guys, only sucking cock and loving man jizz in your mouth makes you gay. OP only dreams of getting pounded in the ass by a fat black cock, that's not gay, it's pleasure seeking.

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>>719329911
OP, I think its safe to say you are gay if you wanna go as far as to fuck a man, "prostate stimulation" isn't really a excuse when there are plenty of things that you can get off theoretically better, like a vibrator up your ass since they run at different frequencies. If you wanna get fucked by a black guy, cool, consider yourself gay or bi if you're still into women, just get out of the closet bud.

>>719329911
>I'm not gay
Then why is your dildo perfectly modeled after a dick?

I do it all the time

>>719332684
it is prostate stimulation i don't like men and i don't like women either fuck you

>>719332754
coincidence

Buy your friend Banquet fried chicken, grape drink and watermelon, invite him over wearing revealing clothing (Daisy Dukes) and wiggle your butt and ask him to take a shower with you.

nice one OP

>>719330266
you forgot the not gay part here

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>>719329911
>convince my black friend to fuck my ass

still not gay

>>719332949
It's not gay if they're bros.

>>719330716
I think every gay man would like to know how to ask this without it being gay

>be op
>spend life fucking men
>asshole becomes blooming cauliflower
>reach old age
>surrounded by fag community
>on deathbed, calls prime fag lover
>manages to whisper in his ear
>"no homo"
>leaves will asking to place on tombstone: here lies a straight man

Okay fam.

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>>719332877
you're obviously interested enough to get fucked by a man to reach stimulation so I think that's fair way to say

you gay nigga

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>>719329911
>friend to fuck my ass

still not gay

this b8?

>>719329911
Ayyy nigger friend, who you care to fuck me in the ass? I'm not gay, I just need a big black dick so I can cum.

>>719330961
It's the part where he wants his friends dick in his ass that makes this story hilarious. This thread would be dead by now without that bit.

>>719329911

nice dubdubs

dude, you can be into assplay and not be gay but you have to do it with yourself or with a gril.

you can get a gril to peg you and still not be gay. You can get a gril to slide a dildo in your ass while, say, she blows you, and still not be gay.

but when you want that cock to be attached to a male

>fucking gay

>>719330947
kek

>>719329911
>buys dildo for fetish purposes
Not gay
> wants to get fucked in the ass by a brollic black guy
The definition of gay.
Nothing wrong with being gay, but don't deny it.

>>719329911

trips checked

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>>719330266
>not gay

>>719329911
"accidently" link him this thread

>>719330732
I need to see it at least three times for me to believe him!

Four times would be to much and I would start to question his sexuality.

Btw op, there are websites for "straight" guys such as yourself that just want to suck or get fucked by a cock!

You might even be able to find a genetic girl to fuck your not gay ass.

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I

I honestly don't know how else to say this but...

You're dick in mouth sparklers and spandex gay.

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>>719329911
>not gay

>>719329911
Kill yourself faggot

>>719333186
lmao'd

10/10
made me laugh
>not gay
classic

>>719330961
you must be new here

>>719332018
Fuck off

Did Mac write this?

>>719333413
Really? Cause these two little autists
>>719331156
>>719332015
think shoving something phallic up your ass for prostate simulation means you love men. You could literally compare anything you shove up your ass to a dick if you wanted to.

>>719329911
I'd just be honest with him, tell him you are not gay, just looking for prostate massage and you'll let him fuck you (and cum in you, if he wants), you're going to jack off thinking about girls as he pounds you, etc. It's not a big deal between friends.

>>719332015

and when confirmed dykes shove stuff up their cunts?

anon, you need a lesson in anatomy, sexuality and pleasure

>>719329911
just ask a girl to fuck you with a strap on. otherwise, you're gay

>>719333063
That's where you're wrong, bucko

>>719333629
this

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>>719330266
youre fucking gay

>>719334073
Whatever you need to tell yourself.

I don't care what you do to your sphincter, enjoy yourself.

>>719333664
what websites are these?

>>719333861
kek

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>>719332877
>i dont like women either

>>719334324
*you're

>>719334375

now you're making sense.

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>>719333944
PAHAHA WHAT!

IT DOESN'T JUST "LOOK" LIKE A DICK IT IS ONE.

IT HAS A BOOBER AND FAMILY JEWELS.

>>719329911
>be me
>not gay
>love a good dick lick purely for the pleasure of licking dicks
>lick dicks a lot
>not gay
>simply licking dicks no longer enough
>start deepthroating cocks daily
>not gay
>start letting guys cum down my throat
>not gay
>"oh fuck you like my big uncut cock down your throat, don't you princess?"
>"yes daddy please let me taste your cum, shoot your load in my whore mouth daddy"
>not gay

>>719334607
Are you so retarded that you believe enjoying prostate stimulation means you are attracted to men? Probably rhetorical considering the platform.

>>719334700

c'mere slut

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>>719329911
>not gay

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>>719334776
>think shoving something phallic up your ass for prostate simulation means you love men. You could literally compare anything you shove up your ass to a dick if you wanted to.
>has a dildo shaped exactly like a dick
>You could compare anything

BUT YOU CHOSE A DICK WITH A SET OF BALLS DIDN'T YOU.

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>Balls not touching
>Not gay

I love how none of you literal pieces of garbage answered his question.

Ayo what you need to do is find yourself a gay bro go on tinder or something, work that ass boyo and get fucked while thinking bout Asian girls, because every fucking loser on this board fantasizes about em. Afterwards date him and be his bitch. Ofcourse make sure to say no homo afterwards or you'll be dead homo my guy.

>>719329911
I'm not gay either OP.

Sometimes I just like to fuck men.

Because I'm bisexual.

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>>719329911
Try this, OP.
>not shaped like a dick
>no other male involved (directly)
>not gay

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>>719334776
>prostate stimulation
>prostate stimulation
>prostate stimulation
you get a fucking dollar every time you say prostate stimulation?

pic related is what you buy when you actually want prostate stimulation

notice how it doesn't look like a dick or anything else but something you stick up your ass?

>>719329911
this is what you get when you're a faggot.

oh but you're not gay. but you don't like women and like dicks, real or fake, in your ass.

Jesus Christ go back to Egypt

You can like to do anal on your own or with women, it doesn't make you gay. What makes you "sexually gay" is have sex with men. But you can be sexually gay and not romantically gay, i.e. have no romantic interest in men,

>>719335402
gay

>>719335529
if you like dildos, especially realistic ones, in your asshole, you're gay. period.

>>719335402
Looks like the lamp jafar gets trapped in at the end of aladdin

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>>719329911

>>719335402

Have you ever used one of those? I have. They are fucking small and don't hit the right spot unless you're a fucking manlet.

>>719332919
LOL

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>>719330266

>>719335402
I have one of these and its amazing

Loving this thread right now

>>719329911
Dude this is the gayest thing iv read or seen today and I have been in a gay relationship with someone for the last 7 years it's time to face it op your a faggot

>>719329911
mate. Just submit.

Just be honest to yourself and say that you are gay. There's nothing wrong with it.

Besides... once you have gone out of the closet, all the handsome boys will gladly stimulate your prostate and stretch your delicious ass.

Just do it, my man. Unlimited anal pleasure is only three words away.

Say after me: "I am gay".

I adore girls but I can't get off to fucking em, I need cock in my ass. I've always have big feminine features so people have been fucking with my body before I began really masturbating. I don't think I'm bisexual but I don't think Im gay either.
What am I /b/

My prostate isn't stimulated even with a girthy 7 incher. What am I doing wrong?

>>719335866

>putting anything up your ass
>manlet

BOI

>>719336333
Trips of truth. I've been gay my whole life, getting my ass filled has never really been a problem.

>>719336450
Just be gay OP

There's nothing to be ashamed about.

Think of getting a heavenly orgasm. Cum leaking from your cock as man after man keeps pounding your ass. That extatic feeling... As your boypussy gets all the love you want.

>>719336450
Gay or confused

>>719336321
this

>>719337045
Even better, getting to suck one at the same time. Your movements up and down the cock enhanced by the hard pounding your ass is getting.

>>719337045
Not OP. I have a black friend to fuck me in the ass already~

>>719336698

Yeah, let's ignore all of the conquerors and warlords throughout history that were actually gay or bisexual.

>>719336333
second this being gay is pretty awesome

>>719330874
a fist

God! this is good bait

>>719337273
>>719337045
That sounds amazing but, fuck I don't know my mother's already iffy she raised a bitch looking son. It'd break her heart if I said I like cock.

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>>719329911
Nigga you gay.
Gays can do a lot these days. Get married. Deny Islam has anything to do with Muslim extremists.

>>719337603
Then don't tell her. Unless you are 12 and you live at home, just have men come fuck you in your own place.

If you are 12 and you live at home, I'm sure a lot of men would accommodate you.

You can go on denying it if you didn't get the urge for cock in you while reading our posts, but we both know you did.

Op serious question, when you're fucking yourself with that dildo, what's racing through your mind when you're about to orgasm?

Are thinking "fuck my ass hard with that huge uncut cock" or something else entirely?

>>719330874
Anything vibrating: toothbrush, back massagers, prostate stimulators

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>>719329911
i can't believe that so many people fell for such an obvious troll.

great work, op

>>719337830
Not 12, 18 still living with her. Sooner or later she's going to find out Tyrone and Jarome aren't coming to study calculus.
Also fuck I did~

>>719338300
Would you even be able to keep quiet while Tyrone was fucking you, even though you had Jarome's cock in your mouth?

I know I wouldn't~

Fuck, you've made me want black dick now :x

OP theirs noting wrong with being gay

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>>719329911
Dicks just fit for some odd biological reason.

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>>719329911
A new meme is born
>not gay

>>719329911

just bring it up in casual conversation that you want to be ass-fucked in a non-gay way. friends do it all the time.

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>>719339134
>new

NEW COPYPASTA

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>>719339134
FUCCKINGG NORRMIIEEEES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>719329911
>Not gay
>Sticking plastic out of a penis mold into your ass

Pick one

My GF still has a DIY dildo she made with her ex and sometimes she uses it on my with a strapon

>>719333186
Jesus, that looks like a mexican situation in the pic?

I want my male friend to gaze into my eyes and jerk me off while he ficks me in the ass slowly and we tongue kiss. In a total platonic not gay sort of way. Is that so wrong?

>>719339499
No anon.
Just, just no.

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>>719339242
>>719339408
I'm actually here for the (you)'s.

accept that you're gay and enjoy some sweet black cock

>>719329911
I can fuck you if you want anon. I'm not a big fan of having my prostate stimulated but I sure as hell love fucking an asshole

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay

>>719329911
>Assuming your black friend has a big dick
And if you do know he has a big dick and you like getting pounded in the butt, you might be gay...

>>719329911
Pretend to be gay and that you love him and want his dick. After he fucks you tell him you aren't gay and that he needs to leave, but that if he wants to help you stimulate your prostate more later he can.

I first started with sharpie, then after a month it didnt felt like anything, so I took a banana.. this wasnt very handy, so I bought a cocumber.. it was working well for a month.. then I got bored, so I bought the smaller cocumber but who are larger.. shit was heavenlike.. then I got bored of it after a month again... so... I kind of had heavy weights at home, symbols of when I was motivated at life.. I started using the 5 lbs then a week later the 10 lbs, then at the end of the month I could barely take the 20 lbs. Now I just boil water than let it rest 7 minutes on the oven then I put it in a glass jar and fill it compeltly.. then you know the following.. the feeling is amazing and I didnt change my technique for 3 months now!

>>719329911
911 checked, just wear a wig and don't make eye contact OP wont be remotely gay

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>>719332877
>i don't like women
>i want to get fucked in the ass by a black man
>not gay
yeah ok i see your point op nah its cool

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Get a gf and convince the dude to go for a 3-way. Better yet cross dress and catfish him.

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>>719341675
wut