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I think I ascended myself. I can repeat my digits at will. Witness

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I think I ascended myself.

I can repeat my digits at will. Witness this. It takes truly an ascended being to reproduce such feat.
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hey based god
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>>719326988
Hey retard
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>>719326988
Holy shit.
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>>719326988
Go ahead, witnessin'.
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>>719327578
Catch this, kiddo.
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Check these digits.
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>>719326988
I'm there too man

It's great, look at these ones
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>>719327688
BLESS ME FATHER
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WHAT THE FUCK
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easy.

Its not ascension, but merely a parlor trick.see?
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I don't even want these double digits.
They follow me everywhere I go.
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>>719327777
You are truly blessed. See, you just have to believe.
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>>719327777
Is that... god?
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Fucking NEETs WITNESS ME AS I BREAK THE WEB WITH THIS DIGITS
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No I don't see hoow u do dis
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You guys are gonna love this one...
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>>719327777

What is it like, how does it feel to be so based?
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>>719327688
Wait... what. How the fuck.
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Enlighten me father!
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If you have truly ascended OP then give me these 5's.
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And for my third dubs on this thread...

CHECK EM
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Greetings my children...
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>>719328171
This ones?

719328255
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MODS MODS MODS

>2k17
>Using inspect element to write scripts manipulating post numbers

Fucking losers
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You all suck dick
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>>719327688
Whoah.
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The secret to dubs is to not think about. Here.
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>>719326988
>>719327688
>>719327777
the fUCK IS GOING ON
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>>719328306
Fuck off you cunt, we need secret numbers.
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is this the promised thread?
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You are all rolling, yet forgetting faith in dubs god OP.

Back me up in this, dubs god.
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I will check myself

>>719328555
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>>719328542
I will back you up. Post again.
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>>719328171
Ey fuck you Yugi, et's my turn to get me sum of dem magic numbers.
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I AM ONE WITH MYSELF
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>>719328863
Clearly not. Watch and learn
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GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD

REPEAT THIS SERVANTS DIGITS
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Our Mother Barb approves them dubs. Sing praises to her name.
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oldfags commence!

the propheted thread is here!
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Dubs arent that great. Look at my trips, motherfucker.
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>>719326988

fuck off
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FUCK YOU BASED GOD
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>>719329216
lol wut
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I am here my children. Bask in my eternal light.
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bless me for i have sinned
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Does dubs = forgiveness for picking my nose the other day?
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>>719326988
cmere kid im gonna fuck up ur solar plexus
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>>719327777
HOLY SHIT
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Clear mind...
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>>719329936
SING PRAISES TO HER NAME
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>>719329879
>>719330146
>>719328270
>>719328258
For those who doubt....
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>>719327852
Bitch
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toasting in epic bread
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if i get singles i'll stick a toothpick under my toenail and kick a wall
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>>719330288
>>719326988
>>719327688
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What would happen, if hypothetcially, i got dubs
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Dubs? How do i achieve those?
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Here are my dubs
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Goodbye /b/
*wink*
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Praise kek
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trips.
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>>719330395
do it
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Please teach me. You need to teach me.
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only quads will set you free
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Take mee
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Let's see..
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>>719329155
SHADILAY!
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AmeriKKKa
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Kek help me,
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>>719332033
AHHHHHH!
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>>719332033
Kek demands 7 dubs
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LET THE POWER OF KEK FLOW THROUGH
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Can I do it too?
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am god
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>>719326988
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and outnumber everybody and get angry and smell like poop and make it hard for me to get into heaven cause the ugly bitch and the ugly people losers always bother me cause the ugly people losers gave birth to me cause he is a fucken loser that try to learn from me and now iam all trapped cause the ugly people losers is a bunch of faggots that try to hold on to me so can read me or hurt me the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop
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I will now use the master of digits to live through me as I make this post

I shall be granted the power of tripple 5s!
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>>719332265
more like kuk
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>>719326988
>>719327688
>>719327869

>Not same number, y'all dumb as shit to fall for this.

dubs get and I'll post dick pick
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S H A D I L A Y
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>>719332422
i'll do it again
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It's all about faith. If you believe that kek is real and if you believe that kek will help you, then kek will be real and kek will help you. The trick is to fully convince yourself that kek is real and that kek will help you. Does anyone know how to completely convince yourself of something?

Also praise kek and check em.
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Get on my level
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>>719332636
THOTH IS WITH US!
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Operator, give me doubles.
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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fake and gay
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How about you check these digits
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>>719328171
>>719329626
>>719332636
THIS IS A THOTH THREAD NOW, KEKFAGS GTFO
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>>719333182
You need to get yourself repeating digits (like this one I got) to get in the cap
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Sextuples checkum
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>>719332897
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experience tranquility
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>>719333344
FINE
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>>719333333
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>>719326988
GIVE ME STRENGTH
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>>719326988
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>>719327777
>>719333344
Put me in screencap too
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>>719333486
Kek, I implore you, grant me the digits I crave
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>>719333486
Not yet. Do exactly as I do. Watch.
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>>719333560
I have disgraced the frog.
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>>719333588
Like this?
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PASS INTO THE IRIS
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Holy shit OP here

I just got three 88's in this thread

>>719326988
>>719327688
>>719333588

Am I hitler?
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>>719333696
Praise Thoth
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You cunts think that shit is impressive? CHECK THESE DIGITS FAGGOTS
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Bless me wise one
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>>719333765
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>>719326988
Behold my power.
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>>719333827
Retard detected.
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>>719333872
Rip
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>>719333872
rekt
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>>719333344
not good enough
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>>719326988
hmm, you've figured out the trigger word for repating digits then I guess
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Behold, my ascension into the divine digits
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Haha, great bread guis
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Check 'em
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Impressive but I'm the original dubs master.
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cantch this six
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>>719334177
WHAT THE FUCK
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It's all about your mind. Check this quads
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For those who don't know about Thoth cause they are low energy memecucks who are still stuck in 2014
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Check

T H E S E
H
E
S
E
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>>719334177
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I am your new God
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>>719326988
>Star or David in middle
FUCK OFF JEW
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Check this 4444
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Peasants... Check these digits.
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>>719334177
And this is my third form. Also known as Super Sayan [spoiler]TRIPS[/spoiler]
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Come with me and you'll see, dubs beyond imagination.
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I just want some dubs
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Believe in the power of memes! Kek wills it!
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>>719334434
ONE OFF
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Maybe some trips?
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Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
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why can't I get dubs? Fuck this
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>>719334434
>>719334484
>>719334363
Witnessed! Praise Thoth
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I can do it too fags
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DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

JUST CHECK IT
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Check 'em you cunts
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Just came to check these dubs
Check em'
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>>719334561
See?
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>>719326988
The odds of getting dubs aren't that bad. You're all getting excited over stupid meaningless shit. Good job
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>>719334697
Fuck it
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>>719334636
Nice. Thoth be with you.
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Raindrop, drop top
Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox
Fuckin' on your bitch she a thot, thot, thot
Cookin' up dope in the crockpot
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>>719334731
:(
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>>719334711
Looks like its true that the secret of dubs is not wishing for it. Nice.
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Spiderman thread nigger
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>>719326988
Some achieve this through daily kek worship. What is your method?
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>>719334476

imposter
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>>719327777
Impossible! Could the legend of the giant willy be true?
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>>719334909
>worshiping Kek with Thoth is the one blessing your post
shameful
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3 0's come to me
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I don't fidget, I was raised in the street
Legit, all my digits, they repeat.
One sheet, two beat, three, four
Hold the door, I'm on the floor
Dinosaur. Pterodactyl. African flow
A pharoh hack saw back and forward
Off the track cuz I'm bored.
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Potato banana
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>>719335299
what
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OP here
Did anyone surpassed my 5 glorious dubs?

I told you negroes I could do it by will. I'm ascended above the average human male.
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>singles get
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432
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515
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620
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What the fuck is happening
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624
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>719335611
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OP some god or something
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>>719335600
Well fuck me
697
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>>719335682
753
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>>719335541
Sorry friend Thoth is not with you.
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>>719335782
882
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>>719335744
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666

>the caek is a lie
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>>719328065
We're wizards. It was merely a meme, now it's real.
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>>719335829
>>719335882
882, oh come on
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>>719335387
Nigga that's a dub rap, no singles shit
Figure wassup, imma clap cuz everything is a get.
It's a hit. I ghost wrote for chinchillas.
Still under classed, I ain't got the millions.
So sit back, relax, and pass the Philly blunt.
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>>719335829
>>719335882
5022
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cant hold dem
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>>719335979
I feel like I got punished for not going a full 16 there. Apologies kek
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6137
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THESE NUMBERS TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE
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Go dubs
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What the fuck is going on here
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Your a fake
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Trips i choose you
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>>719326988
father bless me as well.
I wish to ascend.
My butthole is ready
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Allow a snackbar
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Gasoline
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>>719334410
HEIL BROTHER, DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE SACRED BASIC FUNDIMENTAL SHAPE IN THE UNIVERSE? AND THE JEW TAKES THEM AND CORRUPTS THEM.
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>>719333333
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>>719336191
>>719336101
>>719335979
>>719335616
T H O T H
H
O
T
H
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good thread.
almighty ascended ones i ask one question.
will i eventually ascend myself?
if even yes, if odd no.
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devil quads.

because reasons
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Its easy to get dubs, see
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Go pikachu
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>>719336339
Brother I pray for your absolution. If this post ends in a 5, you will ascend.
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>>719336339
All in good time seeker.
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>>719336418
Again
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include me in the screencap guys
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7000
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>>719336585
Now
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>>719336335
Did you thoth that joint was tight tho?
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>>719328542
42
>>719328624
24

4224

THOTH IS HERE
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Quads of evil

Nothing is true
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FUCK DUBS
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>>719336668
Impostor Satan.I'll call you satin
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7p0
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trips and i'll spread my asshole and post it with a timestamp for you faggots.
IF op is truly enlightened he will give me trips so that you all may enjoy many keks
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>>719326988
Won't you follow us down the rabbit hole?
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>>719336849
Ain't no enlightened motherfucker wanna see yo stank ass boi
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I am the truth.

Trips will give you sharpie on pooper tonight
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>>719336339
POST AGAIN AND YOU SHALL BE FREE
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fuck trips
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>>719327688
>>719326988
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>>719336949
nice

keep this dubs as a token of goodwill.
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>>719336537
>>719336563
>>719337025
all odd.
i guess i will never ascend.
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>>719337196
Level up dex and youll get it
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>>719337196
But this post ends in a four, so you're in the clear.
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>>719337265
This anon know's what's up.
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This post will be the last repeating digits of this thread.

Go home.
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>>719337455
Looks like it works
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I COMMAND THE DIGITS TO BEND TO MY WILL
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If dubs Ted Cruz will be president one day.
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Digits wanna mingle, shingle shangle.
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dubs = qt girlfriend this year
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quads are only for iluminated beings.

OP IS A FGGT
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But "dubs" isnt cool, kiddo.

Wanna know whats cool?

Trips.
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>>719326988
now watch this, without even any scripts faggot
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Cute
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>>719335419
Sure
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>>719338069
What did he mean by this?
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Can i get some too?
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The frogs shall be FREE!
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When a man no longer has to work but he still exercises intensely to keep his body in good shape, when he no longer has to study but he seeks out higher knowledge of his own accord, when he overcomes his pathetic vices and addictions, and he sees through deceptions and practices the will to power then he will be ready. If we lose momentum, grow too complacent, turn away from our higher callings - then we will just be exterminated and our souls recycled.

Power has both the ability to save and to corrupt, which is why knowledge is not meant for those who are not ready; those who are ready will seek not power, but knowledge, and when they find it they'll use it wisely.

Only the worthy shall triumph!

HEIL HITLER
PRAISE KEK
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I don't know why everyone is hating against singles. I mean, they aren't that bad...
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You're all fags.
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>>719338199
>>
Any tips for a beginner? How do I get double numbers? Does it take immense concentration?

Been singleing for some months, maybe I can take the next step already.
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>>719338330
>CHEESE PRODUCT
CHEESE PRODUCT IS NOT CHEESE, REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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I exist for the purpose of digits
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>>719338460
The legendary repeating numbers will be bestowed only upon those who walk in the divine plan. Within your own, mortal, power you could force a few but it would mean little in the long run. The real power comes from alligning yourself with the cosmic, world shaping, astral tides.
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>>719338199
Dose dubz
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Reddit, bless me.
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>>719338977
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>>719327777
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WARNING, THIS THREAD IS MEMETICALLY ACTIVE.

HANDLE WITH EXTREME CAUTION, THOUGHTS WILL BECOME REALITY, MEME RESPONSIBLY.

- The Bureau of Memetic Warfare, Public Safety & Outreach Office
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help
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He is here
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HAIL TO THE GODS
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cheers for the dubs Kek
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I know cheat codes for dubs desu senpai, check it out ^^^
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Let me end this thread with some dubs and a fuck you
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>>719327688
Gosh
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ÆæäÆÅÄÆ@AÂ
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fk y'all
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Have you ascended past the ascendant yet?
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Acend My HEAVENLY NIGGER
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>>719326988
Fuck your dubs god
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NORMIES FLOODED THE THREAD THE MEME MAGIC IS GONE
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Fluck me Fatty
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>>719336585
>>719336949
>>719338131
>>719338373
>>719339686
>>719341151
T H O T H
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