ITT: we pretend we're in a classroom waiting for the lesson

when trips the bell goes

Participating

>>719316865
Does anyone have a pen by any chance?

Suck my noodle Jessica.

Yo guys that party was wild last night huh? I musta fucked 5 different chicke in 30 minutes, all while being LIT as FUCK!!! Hahaha dude weed lmao

>>719317213
no but i have a rubber heh heh heh

Is the fucking weeb with the pedo stache watching anime again? Someone push him out of his chair

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To Hell with it, I'm bored. Who wants memes?

>>719317307
Eric, shut the fuck up, everybody knows you passed out after two shots.

*writes dark poetry* i hope you all die

sapnu puas
Hold that shit upside down gurl

*Fap sounds*

Did anybody do last night's homework?

420!!! L0l

>>719317273
is there anyone Jessica hasn't sucked?

>>719318321
Yes i did and im going to turn it on once teacher arrives hehe, it was easy, didnt you do it?

69 YOLO

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>>719318465
>65

>>719318440
You fam I'll give you my sister if you let me copy your answers

>>719318589
dude yo sister's fat

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>>719318589

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Stop playing around and do your work guys! Teacher is almost here.

>>719318901
STFU, Kat.

does anyone even know what lesson this is?

>next dubs decides

Hai

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>>719318959
Fuck you Barbara. Dirty skank.

I am an exchange student from 3rd world country. Plox be noice

>>719319007
sports lesson

gender studies class. Check em.

the teacher is a` trap

>>719319077
WTF is an 3rd country?

>>719319007
>what lesson this is?
It's P.E

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>>719319111

Trips win

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>>719319111
>gender studies

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>>719319111
yay. We get to leave early.

>>719319169
Teacher is cumming watch out

You guys know if the teacher is 15 minutes late we don't have to be here, right?

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>>719318901
>>719318959
hey leave Kat alone, she has the nicest pussy here

Where's Mike? That fag owes me $20 for party favors

>>719319262
T-t-t-t-t-that's my sister!

>>719319169
Sit back down the teachers here.

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>>719319169
Hello class

Hey Jim, wanna try and get some upskirts of teach when she finally gets here?

>>719319341
Do i have to raise my hand or can i just raise my wee wee?

>>719319341
Good morning ma'am

>>719319341
*Feminine benis*

Muhfagga lemme eat dat teacher pussay!!

>>719317307
Why did you fuck those baby chicks dude?

>>719319407
oh shit shes here

WE WUZ KANGZ

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>>719319341

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>>719319169
>>719319341

Get your homework out, I hope you have learnt all your genders

>>719319471

Now Jimmy, please move to the front so I can keep an eye on you

>>719319341
I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?

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>>719319601
You can keep an eye on me all you want ma'am

>>719319341
Are you blacked?

>>719319601
My dog ate my homework.

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Zzz... zzz... zzz...

>>719316865
*sits quietly and prepared the glock in the bag.

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>>719316865
Packs shit up... Goes home.
"Peace out lame-o's"

>>719319601
A nigger took my homework at gunpoint

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>>719319601

>>719319407
I'm sorry about my outfit, I was in such a rush today

>>719319625
You always drop your pen Ben, you need better co-ordination

FUCK NIGGERS

>>719319801
Hey uh can I go to the bathroom?

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>>719319601
>>719319625
>>719319656
>>719319801
*rips off mask*
Just kidding guys! I'm your real teacher! Now today we're gonna learn why women are superior to men!

>>719319601
C'mon Jim. Go to the front, get those shots homie

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>>719319886
ABORT

>>719319801
Can I put my pencil in your asshole?

BLACK LIVES MATTER

>>719319801
No problem at all. If you ever need whiteout I have a special kind you can use...

>>719319656
eZZZZZ

>>719316865
Sorry I'm late, I was eating psilocybin mushrooms.

>>719319957
69 plz

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>>719319886
ohshit

>>719320061
So close.-,

>> 69999999999999999999999

>>719320110
Fuck niggerz

>>719320188
69 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Allah Akbar!

ben, did you fucking fart?

And the thread goes to shit

Was fun while it lasted

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>>719319960
Now Edward, you know the rules! You must worship the big black dildo first!
>>719320045
ARE YOU USING DRUGS?!? IN MY CLASSROOM?!? THAT'S IT! DROP YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW!

Is this room 202?

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>>719320301
I believe Hitler was right. I also love columbine.

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>>719319886
>>719320301
*rips off mask again*

haha just messing around, you guys love my jokes don't you?

>>719319880
no Tim I can't trust you after last time


>>719319625
>>719319801
Ok Ben let's find this pen of yours... just need to reach over... this... desk

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Sorry I'm late for class.
I brought my gun in for show and tell.

>>719316865
Pussyboi

>>719320651
The pen is in your asshole teacher sowry

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>>719320651
*rips off mask and puts on strap on*
So who want's to give your teacher the good ol' big black cock?
>>719320701
Guns?!? This is what's wrong with AMERICA! Now let me waste 30 minutes of class and talk about why America is the worst country EVER!!!

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>>719320795
now who would put it there? No wonder I was enjoying myself

Ok let's get this Gender lesson started. These are important features to define any woman

>opens up shirt

can anyone tell me why?

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>>719321063
Woman are more annoying and more likely to be catered to.

>>719318221

teacher special tim is jacking off again!

god that poor hamster

>>719321063
Im sorry teacher but I have the urge to rape your mouth so you can shut the fuck up :3

Teacher, will you please relieve the throbbing tension in my dick?

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>>719321251
now now, they're only boobs, I don't know what the fuss is about

>>719321353
>>719321506
THAT'S ENOUGH MARC! Take Tim outside and use his mouth if you need to rape something. NO PUT THE HAMSTER DOWN!

>>719321883
Billy, you can go to the nurse for that


Ok, anyone have any other answers? Why are these boobs so nice to look at do you think?

>>719322082
>719322082
I can't see them very well from the back!

>>719322082

because if you had nipple rings you have a place to put your keys?

>>719322082
can you teach us how to pleasure a woman

>>719322082
>>>
Can you explain why chloroform is illegal especially for rape purposes?

*walks in* Guys. Our teacher is a trap. I saw her peeing in the urinal of the guys bathroom. She turned around and I passed out. It was bigger than mine.

*screams in French*

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>>719322723
My face

>>719322723
called it

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>>719322370
Well Sam there's another seat right at the front if you like

>>719322371
Yes, good answer Joe, but I don't have any. I don't think I need to prove that to you...

>>719322417
This isn't an art lesson Bob

>>719322547
This isn't a chemistry lesson Phil

>>719322723
Jacques is a very strange boy isn't he

>Sigh
It's almost like none of you take gender studies seriously

>>719322082
Because we arnt suppose to see them so when we do its awesome miss

>>719323051
fuck me

>>719323051
Can you take you panties of teacher?

Hey guess what chad
If adam and eve had children then children had to fuck each other then we are all inbreds

It's my nap time now. Let me suckle on your tits so I can go to sleep quietly.

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>>719323051

*begins to patriotically sing with tear rolling down cheek and hand over heart*

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

In the victory of Communism's immortal ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

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>>719319111
>>719319169

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Miss! Ive heard licking a girls privates taste like pennies! Whats up wit dat?

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>>719323065
Well perhaps I'll show you if you haven't seen it before

>>719323232
Now we don't want to prove Jacques right do we?

>>719323593
Kindergarten is down the hall

>>719324383
It's because we women are disgusting

>>719323790
Ah I love Russians... it's making me a bit horny

>>719324758
I've not seen them miss. And seeing your boobs would be хорошо

>>719324758
*rips teachers lingerie*

Come on, suck my muzzle.

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>>719325032
haha if your grades were better I would. But you got a D on your last assessment so no

Right, now class, onto the vagina

>>719325229
But I have trouble with spelling. I haven't seen a Virginia either

>>719321063
*unzips chest* *pulls out katana*

>>719325480
Miss he's got a cat called anna

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>>719325229
Sorry i'm late some more fucking whores were blocking my way in the hallway and didn't even acknowledge me

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>>719325480
>>719325612
Will you all leave Kat alone! She has the nicest pussy in here

>>719325229
Speaking of, who can tell me the key areas? How best would you please me?

>>719325764
Between the legs. And pay your bills?

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Hey, I'm new in class, what's up?

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>>719325910
Yes, that's correct. Someone's been paying attention

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>>719325716
Hi im the law teacher mr. Bundy. Show me where this incident took place

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can i go to the toilet please?

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>>719326130
Ah Mr. Bundy, are we still on for meeting in the staff room later?

>>719326558
Sure we can just hope you make it and dont get tied down.

>>719326764
*raises hand*
Excuse me Mr Koro but, what in oblivion are you supposed to be??

>>719326764
Sir. This is the hot teachers class. Isnt your class on the jaundice wing

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Good morning! We're gonna have English class. My name is Irina Jelavić.

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>>719326530
No! If you must go just pee yourself

>>719326679
Yes I never get the chance to just stretch out and relax

Ok class, get out your textbooks, I want you to tell me what makes women better than men.

And if anyone gives me a good answer I may just have a treat for you at the end of class

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>>719327200
>weebshit
All right I'm out, see you later you fags

>>719327426
See you after work. Oh yeah wouldn't it be hilarious if you borrowed a school outfit and wore it to our chit chat in the staff room.

>>719327426
Is it because women are smarter and more evolved than men, miss?

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>>719326092
Hey man, you got any interests in guns?

Teacher is kill!?

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>>719326130
Oh hi Mr. Bundy. Yea, these stupid stacys were right outside the classroom and they didn't even LOOK at my new awesome shades.

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>>719327426
>>719327906
>>719328431

I'm just waiting for some better responses class

For 10 bucks I'll fap in class

>>719327426
They can make you a sandwich and suck dick at the same time

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>>719327769
As you were so kind with your 69...

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>>719329010
Teacher would you like to see my SIG Sauer P226 pistols after class?

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>>719328609
Well rest assure after this class we'll hunt them..track them down and sort it out

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>>719329009
We can do more than that

>>719328724
The fact that they don't have to wee standing up?

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>>719329010
Hot dog. Dressed like that I'll love you till death do you part

>>719329212
You give birth and have milk in your boobies

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>>719319800
>>719319931
>>719329165

All this talk of guns! I may have to do something to distract you in case anyone thinks of doing something crazy

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>>719329383
>>719329617
All good answers class

Now as a special treat I did say I would show my boobs as you hadn't seen any before. Would you like to see?

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>>719329514
Of course you've seen this before Mr. Bundy

>>719330004
Yes please miss

>>719330004
Yea, but only see them? We are gonna be thinking about them all day! It's only 2nd period!

>>719330178
Many a time but always oh so sweet

>>719330004
I havent seen boobies before no one will let me

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>>719330326
>>719330347
Ok but please, don't tell the head...

>>719330326
>>719330347
>>719330444

I fucking hate my school, these kids are gay

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>>719330673
Well guess I won't show them. Sorry kids

>>719330617
Can we get your vagoo too?? And what about some fuck, for teaching porpouses of course

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>>719330444
Ah you've been good and got me trips! Ok then

>>719330800
Uhhhh miss Whats that bulb in your panties??

>>719319773
retard

>>719330800
Wow teacher, the "stubborn" method, now you're just making yourself mad because you want to show us your tits but I retorted. How do I drop this class

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>>719330867
>>719331046

Unfortunately Jacques spoiled that surprise for you earlier. This is gender studies after all!

>>719331030
Nice pair of titis

>>719331155
Prove it.

If you lie you are not ready to teach gender st.

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>>719331158
Why thank you, you can join me and Mr. Bundy later

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>>719331370
just show your vag already

>>719331412

Ohhh the Head is here!!

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>>719331362
>>719331412
You'll have to wait til next lesson! Only way I can get you kids not to drop this stupid subject.

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>>719331370
Whos joining us ?

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>>719331602
Show it or your off the job

>>719331030
Aww miss I cum in my briefs

An enjoyable rather original thread on /b/?

What the fuck is going on guys?

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>>719331527
Oh shit! Remember kids you saw nothing

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Ms I saw everything, now you better finish your lesson.

I'll just stand out here.

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>>719331617
Its me, im your fan mister

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>>719331617
This young student here Mr. Bundy, and anyone you like from this class... I've heard Kat has the nicest pussy

>>719331927
YAY the Head bring us vag for all!! I love this school

>>719331944
We'll have a killer time

>>719331766
Show us your pussy or we'll all tell on you

>>719332096
Very nice. As the kids say " shes got more junk in her trunk than I have dead bodies in my car" or something like that

>>719318416
you, cause.. you know.. autism

ok i know we have at least ten shooters in the crowd so can you all please stand up and name your choice of fire arm

>>719332642
also free mag for anyone who can properly disassemble and resemble their weapon

>>719332642
You mean our enthusiastic biathlon team?

>>719332846
yep and the guy who brought a block for show and tell

*throws a cat at you*

>>719333054
god dammit cat! I though we talked about this also first gunman or woman to shoot cat gets an a for the semester

>>719333054
And this polite young man has awards for slinging the most pussy

So the Teacher get fired?

>>719333263
yup now no one has to take gender studies so win

>>719322370
Sup new friend

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>>719333263
Shes just a little tied down with something else at the moment

Yo anyone heard pumped up kicks?

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>>719333159
*Throws you into a gas chamber* HAIL HITLER

>>719333463
dude i am a white christian of pure german decent with a 145 iq sorry but i have tricked you for the switch you filled gassed you while i was saved jew nigger

>>719333706
* Is actually biggie cheese and is immunity to gas*

>>719333706
145 IQ and jew don't use punctuation?

>>719333463
you mean heil you jew

>>719333905
HEY YO ITS BIGGIE CHEESE

>>719333866
why bother challenging his intelligence at least he is not a jew

>>719334013
yes a negroid rat. off to the gas chamber you go

>>719334099
*Shits in your mouth so you suffocate*

BIGGIE CHEESE ENGOYS DIS

Miss, can I join you and Mr.Bundy after class?

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Bundy out. Peace students. You sure did put colour in my cheeks

>>719334648
I can always be talked into staying by eye candy

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>>719334672
And me Mr. Bundy

>>719334648
>>719334730
I'll need to see your student ID

Ring ring ring my bell

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>>719335100
Now that is worth me staying. I'd be psychopathic not to.

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Teach! Look what I found out about Mr. Bundy!

>>719317637
God, it's that fucking nerd again, always asking about memes.

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>>719335957
Look at how suprised I look in those pictures that somebody with the same name as me is a serial killer. I used to be a sheriff before I cam here. See. It says sheriff of salt lake city

>>719335957
Mr. Bundy is a ghost!

>>719336205
Cool, did you get a gun while you were there?

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>>719335957
>>719336381

See there's me marking your homework. Do I look like a ghost? So it cant be me in that article.

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>>719336605
I did. I got lots of goodies. Including handcuffs

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>>719337076
Already have. Double checked the guest list and im pleased as punch

>>719337240
YES

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I suppose now is a good time

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>>719338136
Hey boys. Im busy in this room. So can you skip the room behind me

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>>719338771
We are going to cafeteria then