Ok /b/ This guy emailed me with some bullshit story about being

go to 419eater.com if you want to learn to "scam bait" some awesome baiters over there, they have had these guys getting tattoos etc.

Only problem with fucking with them is you gotta be safe

>>719286339
So we call and ask about pork and pork related products?

>>719286637
Yes
Or we can try to sell him a beautiful 9 year old blonde wife

call him and say he's a faggot

I just replied to him stating that I did not want to give my number to a stranger. I want to keep this going with him, just for the pleasure of wasting his pathetic time.

+44 means it's a UK mobile number

>>719287325
At&t least he was honest about something. He said he was a political refuge in the UK

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07937150691
Ayton Genaro
00ETNG Grange ,
Halton

this place lol
http://beta.uklocalarea.com/index.php?lsoa=E01012396&q=Grange&wc=00ETNG

Send him gay porn

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He just emailed me this!

>>719288993
tell him you need proof of his identity (passport). He will send you a hilarious passport fake

>>719288993

tell him to send you a picture of himself nude with today's newspaper to prove that he is legit, the nudity is to prove he isn't wearing a bomb vest

>>719288993
lol there is no refugee camp in london

ask him what he thinks about Hitler and anime ?

>>719289144

another refugee camp denier!

>>719289082
Do this OP

>>719289098
yo can get them to do that, but it takes time. you need a better excuse though. like "my religion prohibits me dealing with anyone that is uncircumcised, please provide proof"

>>719289348

don't tell me what i can do, asshole, i control my destiny, not you

I told him I was a poor American, but that I had some money in savings. He is probably nutting on his sandals now

>>719289422
nah, thats an illusion. you are litterally cucked, you just dont know it

>>719289489

you're right i'm sorry

pizza will be here in 15 minutes, come on over, i have beer

>>719289441
go for the passport photo from him. he will quickly ask you for a small fee to pay some charge via western union, then the fun begins

I just asked him to send me some proof of who he is like a picture or something.

>>719286339
>that makes /b/ what it is
A shithole full of edgy teenage faggots who call themselves conservatives and masturbate to images of cartoonish animals and know squat about politics and life.
Real scary.

>>719289685
ALWAYS find a problem.

"Do you have a passport?"

"Im sorry the image isnt clear, can you enlarge it?"

"Cann you write the name of my company on a card and hold it? its Petro Electric Domestic Org but you can just write P.E.D.O"

play with your mugu

>>719289885
this

He's about to send me a pic

Convert him to Kek.

He is muslim? Living in UK trying to scam u? Living in a refugee camp. The fuk? Is OP jewing?

>>719290160
Its a good strategy. take them off script and say you wish to start a new branch of your church in africa and does he know anyone that can help. You will ofcourse be paying the setup costs starting with $10'000 to get the project off the ground. Unfortunately you can only deal with a member of your own Church and you would be happy to accept him but theres a catch.. you need a tattoo with the church initials on it k.e.k.

He's about to send his refugee ID. I think its taking him some time to find one!

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Here it is! I've never seen a refugee ID, but this looks fucking hilarious!

>>719290922
pbrush.exe special coming up

>>719291049
refugee CAMP in the UK? his avin a giraffe

Tell him thats good but you need a copy of his passport otherwise you cannot do business with him. Oh and tell him he looks very handsome by the way.

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>>719286339
How did he even get ur email id in the first place?

>>719291172
they scour the internet for emails. i get a few of these every week

This seems to be the address for Yahoo!
How to contact us

Our company address and other contact details are as follows:

Yahoo! UK Ltd
125 Shaftesbury Avenue
London
WC2H 8AD
Tel: +44 (0) 20 7131 1000
Fax: +44 (0) 20 7131 1001

>>719291172
It was in my spam folder

>>719291213
kek

hes googled "UK ADDRESS" or something

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>>719289144
>>719290318
>Refugee camps
>UK

I just asked him for more proof, like a passport. i told him that I really want to help him, but there are a lot of dishonest people that lie these days. I told him that God will bless him, and that this will be a great opportunity for both of our families!

>>719291706
Try to add a bit more allahu akbar into ur words. Once he knows ur muslim u will have an upper hand.

>>719291315
Im not op dumbfuck.

Op here, to spice things up, i will send him a picture of me fingering my Ass for dubs

I'm pretty sure he knows I'm not Muslim. He mentioned God, so I wanted to keep him on the hook. He thinks I'm some dumb American, that wants to help people.

>>719292011
Well you got dubs faggot

He's about to send his passport! He said to keep it very confidential!

>>719292035
Then tell him ur thinking about converting to islam. That u already started to pray 5 times a day. And u like islam so much that ur willing to help a fellow muslim. Then for sure he will come to ur house and suck u dry.

>>719292380
Hes likely a Nigerian 419 scammer and also very likely a christian. Dont go the muslim route

Ok, he's taking too long. Dump the best pics of what I should send him Dubs gets it. I have the "Alaskan Pipeline" shit dildo pic, but I know that we can come up with something better.

He won't send his Passport. He says that he lost everything in the crisis. He says his religion forbids lying!. I'm about to lose him guys!

>>719293622
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>719293906
then say you are sorry but you cant deal with him. its your only chance at getting another epic fake

>>719293906
>>719294132

also... ask him why there is no "Official" stamp on his document? ID cards ALWAYS have a stamp!

419 scammers love their stamps

>>719294132
We'll see.