Weird shit your parents do? Whether it be funny, annoying, or

Who knew Velma's dad was so fucked up?

>>719274622
My dad can fall asleep within a minute, any time anywhere. He sits down at the store, closes his eyes, and dead as starts snoring within a minute

>>719274622
alcoholics get insomnia. your body becomes dependant on the liquor to fall asleep easily and then you cant without it.

>>719274622
Yeah, Id fuck Velma anytime.

http://xxxxhotgirlsxxx.blogspot.mk/2016/10/girlsdoporn-19-year-old-e385.html

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>>719274622
Velma thread?

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>>719274622
Velma

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>>719274956

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>>719274622
Yarrrr

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>>719274622
Loli Velma?

>>719274622
I also feel immediately itchy when I get in bed.
I've tried the softest sheets, and every kind of detergeant.
But I'm sure it's not the fabric or what I wash it in because my clothes and towels don't make me itch.
I'm sure it's psychological and I'd like to know why it happens.

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>>719274622
Velmz...

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>>719274622
...

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Thicc

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>>719274622
Tits

https://www.reddit.com/r/crsxeamsxy/comments/4yp8ez/kristen_scott_plump_teen_pussy/

>>719274956
Derailed

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Best velma?

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I certainly don't play video games, but this "Mei" girl is loaded into my THICC folder, which up until a few month ago was nothing but Velma...

My mom (who has a PHD and several bachelors) thinks that black ice is physically black. Her and my best friend got into an argument over this. I had to tell him t stop because it's not a thing you can fix with her. She was also in playboy and hustler (i found this out the um... hard way), and stripped as her profession into her 40's.

My dad keeps killing people, he killed some cops when i was 3 and keeps killing in prison. He's basically on permanent isolation at this point.

family, ladies and gentlemen, you don't get to choose em.

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Dirty velma

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Wtf velma

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>>719275246
The thread was derailed the moment the OP chose that picture.

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>>719274622

>>719275314
>Doctor for a mother who was a former stripper and probably a prostitute
>Murderer psycho father in jail
>you

Do you feel like a disappointment not to live up to your parents, or a success to have not turned out as a homeless crack-addict?

>>719275269
That look more like the version of Mike Tyson's daughter in his dumb ass detective show

>>719275314
pics of mom ?
or her stage name

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>>719275457
>He doesn't like Mike Tyson Mysteries

>>719275369
the tats ruin it.
velma is a shy nerd, not a tatted pierced drinking smoking "fuck me in the butt" bitch.

>>719275506
Aw hell nah i love that shit man, its just so strange
>favorite show is superjail

>>719275576
yeesh... no thanks

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>>719274622
K

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Oh no, a penis.

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Done. Have your thread back.

>>719274736
>>>719274622 (OP)
>My dad can fall asleep within a minute, any time anywhere. He sits down at the store, closes his eyes, and dead as starts snoring within a minute

I do this. My family find it very irritating. I do not understand how people have trouble sleeping. Maybe I need to go to war or some shit.

>>719275434
Both?

I'm not as successful academically as my mom (she's never really used her degree, but i dropped out of Uni) but my current job earns significantly more than she does, so meh?

As for not becoming a Murder-Hobo, it's what i want to do, i just can't because i'll be stopped like my dad. So instead i play music along with the aformentioned job.

>>719275472
Neither, but that's because i'd rather stay anonymous and not have the potential for the doxing.

>>719274822
op said he gets drunk every night. therefor he would have alcohol in his system while still having trouble falling asleep.

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>>719274822
>Hurrr muh mommy duurrrr muh daddy hurrrrrr

Grow the fuck up.

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I used to have eczema near my dick so my parents would have to apply the medicine themselves because I wouldn't because it stang. They made fun of my penis up until I was about 11. I injured myself at 19 and when they saw that my penis hadn't grown at al since, they've started making fun of me again. Somehow they still expect me to make something of myself.

pic related I'm fully erect.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph561da05042625

Thank me later

>>719275989
How do you even masturbate

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>>719276067
Good question. It took me 22 years to figure it out, but that's mostly because my parents were hardcore christfags and gave me little to no privcacy. I can't masturbate tradtionally like most men do because I simply don't have enough dick for that. I grab it over hand instead of underhand and twist left to right. Even though I'm cut, I still have enough foreskin left to nut into to make disposal discreet.
pic related me soft

>>719276314
...

Fuck man. That's just.


I'm sorry.

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>>719275989
>>719276314

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>>719276546
Thanks for the (You).
It sucks even worse cause people always make jokes about how I must have a big dick.

>>719274622

My old man had permanent rage issues which came out night and day - at night he'd have nightmares all night long and spend each and every night shouting, swearing and screaming.
Massive asshole during the day too. First name terms with police and ambulance crews.
Thankfully he's long dead.