Celeb thread
>>719272186
>ywn make out with elle's cold corpse
>yfw Lia could give you a footjob while playing vidya
>>719272492
>tfw her feet are the absolute last thing about her that i'm interested in
may a fat girl enter?
>>719272732
>tfw you are more into her ears that those soles
>>719272492
so, we post girls from internet in the celeb thread? i've got some
>>719272492
>>719272732
I-I believe y-you g-good s-sirs.. M-May I-I pl-please p-post m-my m-mistress Victoria Justice in these b-boxes?
>>719272732
bitch still got it
>>719272907
>>719273287
What? Photoshop?
>>719273401
The cutest
>>719272940
Nah go ahead stutterbro.
>>719273518
Why do you keep replying to me with naked chicks?
>>719273667
she's a celebrity just like the dressed chick you post
>>719272940
stutter/b/ro back at it
>>719273518
>>719272979
>>719272918
>>719273758
Wannabe troll implies Lia is no celeb cause he says so
>>719273667
>>719273758
Oh, so you're just being a faggot then. I shouldn't be surprised.
How does mommy look?
>>719273954
>>719273337
tfw u have sofia's personal snapchat
>>719273899
>>719274078
>>719274121
How bout you stop posting porn in a thread about fapping to women and start really trolling, you pathetic nutsucking faggot?
>>719274227
Tbh that chick is not even worthy for a fap.
There are tons of girls who look beter than her
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba d-dropped k-kicked m-me in the f-face a-after I-I made a-a b-bit o-of a-a mess o-of myself r-raiding the p-party p-platter a-at her f-friend's l-little g-get together l-last Sunday... I-I t-told h-her I-I w-was hungry b-but she j-just g-grabbed m-me b-by the throat, t-turned m-me head over h-heels and d-drove m-me into the g-ground w-with a piledriver... I-I felt m-my head w-was g-going t-to explode and I-I w-was i-in n-no c-condition t-to r-raid anything a-after that... So I j-just p-plopped m-myself d-down o-on the couch wh-while she enjoyed the r-rest o-of the night m-mingling and chatting w-with her friends...
>>719274337
>Find a dick.
>Suck it.
>???
>Profit.
>>719274227
she is more famous than lia something jonas. therefore, following your logic, she's a celebrity.
>>719274498
No, babe, a celebrity, as defined by these threads, means "a female who is in the public eye, though not necessarily universally famous, who doesn't fuck on camera for a living".
>>719274421
No thanks.
You can get all the ugly fat chicks. Don't want them. More for you
>>719272492
>>719272732
I-I f-feel y-your p-pains g-good sirs and c-can't s-substitute any l-likeness s-since m-my m-mistress, o-of g-glory g-gold, k-keeps m-me f-from d-dreaming w-with w-waking r-reality e-every d-day...
>>719274648
You know... Insults are supposed to make sense to the people you are trying to insult. Otherwise it's not insulting.
>>719274746
>implying that post made any sense >>719274421
>>719274713
Holy shit she's ripped - look at those lats! Was she a gymnast or something?
>>719274746
>>719274812
That by side, it wasn't even meant as an insult.
>>719274644
i got it, babe!
this one doesn't fuck on camera.
>>719274713
As long as you don't tell your Mistress you can dream whatever you want buddy.
>>719274812
What exactly didn't you understand about what I wrote?
>>719274863
Nope, she is perfectly acceptable for these threads. The question is, are you trying to be acceptable?
its beach day!
>>719274937
Your greentext.
Either you spoke from your own perspective, or the perspective of, that's what I thought in this case, that trap looking woman that got posted.
>>719275087
>that trap looking woman that got posted.
That who posted?
>>719274837
>>719274905
Thank you y-you g-good s-sirs; I-I know m-my m-mistress Victoria Justice k-keeps m-many m-men w-with her b-beauty a-attention and awe, s-so numbering m-me through their experiences a-as a-a chaff o-of wheat untouched o-or a-a lost dream c-c-come t-true...
>>719274944
But it's winter...
Pun not intended
>>719275153
That doesn't matter. I just thought you were implying that it doesn't matter who sucks your dick.
meanwhile, on their way to the carnival...
>>719274937
>719274863 (Me)
i'm trying to stop people posting pics of ugly blond nobody "who is in the public eye", notorious for having IQ of a withered fern.
so far i'm succeeding.
>>719275180
dont be saucy:
its a beautiful day in the south pacific!
>>719275254
Well... I'm not attracted to every guy or girl I see... Was that an offer?
>>719275441
Only because I haven't felt you worth my time and I'm not a huge fan of her anyways. Bullies who think they can dictate terms on an imageboard meant for sharing have an enemy in me... if they're good at it.
>>719275442
Idk. Is it?
>>719275441
I think you lost the point of this thread a long time ago anon.
>>719275538
It was the opposite of an offer.
Ariel walks into ur dry cleaning store and plods a huge load of her clothes, bathing suits, bras and panties down, asking for speedy overnight service-- you aren't going to get any sleep tonight b/! no- ur going to tease each piece with ur nose n sample each fiber with ur tongue!
>>719275538
>>719275441 (Me)
you stopped. mission accomplished.
just saying.
i've never been good at anything :)
>>719275543
Elle!
>>719275671
So you basically just walked up to me and said I will not suck your dick. Fine. You and this conversation are entirely pointless.
>>719275724
I can tell. If anyone else starts posting her, I'm dumping everything I've got on this thread.
>>719275642
happy fapping spot
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>719275691
Would sniff her panties for sure.
>>719272794
No she committed blasphemy by reducing her boobs BEGONE SINNER
omg! tonight wouldn't end b/!
i broke 3 whips and
made red his little bottom shout!
>>719275835
>>719275829
would u morsel and sample the dirtiest parts of her pantied underwear with ur shit hungry tongue???
best movie ever
and this
Best Emma is looking cool.
>>719276085
>>719276117
>lies
>>719276085
Eeew NO!
>>719276147
And hot. And pale. Yum.
>>719276147
>>719276117
I would marry Kate in a heartbeat. She is so very nice.
>>719276202
Green eyes masterrace.
I love Emma's lips. Your Emma is best Emma.
>>719276117
nice
id marry her today
>>719276202
Such an enticing mouf.
>>719276287
Absolutely the best.
>>719272941
She should be doing clown porn wittem eyebrow
meanwhile, the carny trip continues with no end of good conversation in sight...
>>719276349
By a mile the best.
>>719276152
>>719276169
whaaaat?! dont knock it until u try it; u may like it- say say
>>719276287
Daily reminder: Only one Emma got talent for acting. Lots of people consider her to be the best Emma.
>>719276044
oh fuck.. more of Nina
>>719276552
And I do love her look but as I said, green eyes masterrace.
>>719276245
Kate + Krissy is one so sweet. Look that one up if you haven't seen it yet.
>>719276349
I am Penultimateanon. If that means something.
>>719276552
Only one of the three young Emma's of course.
>>719276656
Feck. Forgot pic.
>>719276656
>I am Penultimateanon.
It means you like jewesses and your cousin.
>>719275907
but seriously i a good girl i is!
>>719276726
I like that jewess you got there a lot.
But yeah. You can identify me from my posts.
>>719276821
But you don't like this one...
>>719276629
green eyes you said?
>>719276349
Heyo
>>719276726
More like stacked dennings, amirite?
>>719276085
HER TITS HAVE BECOME AN AFFRONT TO GOD
>>719277252
>>719277432
Did she she show her pussy in that set?
>>719277270
she wishes to offer u a warm glass of her breast milk as amends
>>719277503
No, unfortunately.
>>719277010
Hers are more blue than green.
>>719277678
I love the "just woke up" look. It became a turn-on after I had my first live-in girlfriend. PLEASE tell me I'm not the only /b/tard who gets this.
>>719277777
WITNESSED
>>719276085
Without any hesitation
>>719277777
I get it, I just don't really care. Now those quints I care about very much.
>>719277777
Nah I love it aswell.
But I always said it was the ''what a night'' look.
Check'd btw
>>719277981
Shush.
>>719276629
>>719276202
Is it just me or do Emma and Mackenzie look a bit similar?
>>719277512
But I want it right from the source...
>>719278030
Shush?
>>719272918
Any videos??? Talk about nostalgia fap
>>719276147
I accept that Emma Roberts is very fuckable, but the BEST Emma really is Watson - She is so hot
>>719278186
Watson's feet are superior, that's all I love more of her.
>>719278186
>human toilet paper
>>719274498
These kids don't get it. Kate's playground is old school. She's a celebrity to old balls. Keep em coming. Always wanted to see the good pics when I was younger but never could
>>719278186
Sua cuique voluptas
>>719278285
Not a fan of feet but I do love her legs very much
>>719276117
Sauce?
>>719276117
>>719276143
Need sauce. Holy balls
>>719278291
That's a bit extreme in my opinion
>>719278414
>>719278502
They are better aswell.
But your Emma is a bit overrated because of the Harry Potter franchise. You can't deny that.
I am not saying she is not a beauty, but yeah, see above.
>>719278544
>extremely accurate
>>719276302
>>719276143
>>719276117
>>719274498
>>719274121
>>719274078
>>719273758
>>719273518
>>719272979
>>719272941
>>719272918
Kate deserves her own thread. Get it going /b/ro
>>719277777
Was fappin to Emma. Fappin to dem quints now.
>>719278630
To some degree that's all any celeb piece of ass is - a hot chick, like a billion others, that caught your attention because of some exposure. There's a decent chance you will see some hotter chick on the street today but not get infatuated with her because you know nothing about her.
Really though Emma Watson has a stunningly beautiful face, and she is a bit elegant in the way she presents herself, Emma Roberts is a bit sportier, hot but slutty
>>719278906
Sluttier not sportier
>>719278541
This video is a myth. As well as 'Luba Shumeiko fuckin on the beach' and 'Suzana Presova anal-yzed by Piere Woodman'. It will never surface.
>>719273401
Ignoring the fact that you're clearly on the sepctrum, everything you've circled there is obvious. Apart from her belly button.
Belly buttons get you going?!?!
>>719278906
Let me rewrite this
>>719278906
I know that, but I have also my favourite girls I know. But that's not the point.
I never saw Mackenzie posted before. Not a single time. Imo that means she isn't overrated.
And Watson is posted since, well, always.
Overrated doesn't mean not deserved. Just too much.
That by side, I get why you love your Emma more. Even I prefered here over all others.
>>719279106
That's what I didn't get either.
>>719279106
Everything about that post is self-explanatory. If you don't understand the context of what I posted or what I meant by it, then you are the autist. And you're a boring one.
>>719279207
Okay I would have used overexposed rather than overrated so there's my confusion - that said I fap to her everyday so it isn't possible for me, I am infatuated with my fantasy
>>719279337
>I fap to her everyday
Emma gets so much cum tbqh
>>719279337
And that's totally understandable and acceptable.
>>719279250
The foot guy doesn't understand a midriff fetish.
>>719279480
That guy isn't the foot fag you imbecile
>>719279442
Did we just manage an adult conversation on /b/ - and no one interjected an autistic opinion either?
>>719279512
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
>>719279568
Surprisingly it's not the first normal conversation I had on /b/.
Omg! my limo driver called in sick; now im going to be late for my hairdresser's appointment!
why must i suffer so!
>>719279590
>newfriend
confirmed newfag
i was so embarrassed filming this with the cameraman up my ass half the day!
>>719279756
>>719276872
I like ScarJo.
>>719279909
I heard you like these pale legs.
>>719279909
Then Scarlettbro approves.
>>719278963
Do you have enough for her own thread?? Pics and vids
>>719276202
Best Emma kinda looks like she's heading to drop into a tank here. Tanker Emma would be hot.
>>719280219
Hnnnggg I love overknees
>>719277777
You betcha
>>719280219
But I'm sure that Emma is just looking for my JC.
>>719280219
Do you like anal penultimateanon?
>>719280338
She's with me. I kinda fucked her in the ass last time, remember?
omg! im so bored; somebody smell my feet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A
leggings!
>>719280406
God yes here me Ari
>>719280460
now dont make a mess; i have a workout at 9!
>>719280383
Yeah. I let you have Emma while I had my JC. How was she? She better have performed well.
>>719280342
You're not one of my regulars. But hello.
>>719280566
>>719280566
You let me have your cousin, don't you remember?
>>719280562
Hnnnggg. Yes of course Miss...
>>719280383
>>719280627
I dig this chick for some reason
>>719280686
Oh. I get it all mixed up. Was JC good enough?
>>719280778
>>719280748
It's Best Emma. Emma Roberts.
>>719280778
I had her ass. Amazing.
>>719280826
Elle!
>>719280778
>>719280686
Oh, I remember. I said you could have her since she was mine, and I could have her whenever I wanted. I hope you used her well, anon.
>>719280627
Are you into feet penultimateanon?
>>719280916
Your cousin is a naughty girl.
>>719280916
>>719280873
Wonderful. I hope she complained. She used to complain when I did that, but she got used to it. But surely she didn't like a stranger in there. Or perhaps she did. She surprises me sometimes.
>>719280932
Negative.
>>719280887
Kenzie!
>>719281055
I think you trained her well. Could she always deepthroat like that?
>>719281135
Elle you're a qt
>>719281055
>>719281038
How many fingers can she fit in her ass now? Last I tried I could get two in fine, but I could just squeeze in the tip of my pinky.
>>719281231
I didn't try. I just slid my cock in.
>>719281231
>>719281146
I had to train her to make her take a cock as deep as she does. She's not quite a pro. I'm happy it paid off for everybody.
>>719281135
Elle you are so cute!
bye b/
gotta go!
mmmwahh
>>719281323
Let's just say I never got as deep in a throat as I got in your cousins.
Where is she now?
>>719281323
>>719281286
And she didn't even protest? Surely she tried to stop you from just ramming it in?
>>719281170
>>719281342
Cmon now, you know how flattery makes me blush! Kenzie youre a cutie too!
>>719281436
>>719281433
Oh, she's right here. I wanted her to read all of this. I had hoped you had some criticism so I could teach her something.
I reckon I'll just have to teach her a lesson of my own.
>>719281509
But not as cute as you, duh.
>>719281436
What's that on Emma's face penultimateanon?
>>719281536
Tell her she spilled some of my cum when she was showing it to me.
Make her suck you off.
>>719281509
>>719281576
Can you two girls kiss please?
>>719272940
Attention whore detected.
Nigger dumbass detected.
>>719278186
>>719272794
she should lose a few kilos
>>719281576
Surely, you jest kenz. Youre blossoming like i am :)
>>719281690
Why..?
>>719281724
>>719281786
Oh your smile... and your eyes...
You are so much cuter.
>>719281899
Just to show your love. I know you want to.
>>719281671
I was talking to another anon this thread who I thought would like to borrow my JC. But I guess he disappeared. That's fine; we need to get to know each other better after the break, anyway.
I'll make sure she cleans up everything, by the way.
>>719281962
Just push her head into your lap. It's better than fapping.
>>719272918
Hoof girl,nostalgia fap incoming.
Have some oldschool Easternders gash.
>>719279645
>>719279568
Autistic gayfags!
(Feel better now?)
>>719281899
>Snort
Dont like to hear that, lol. Tell me youre just as cute
>>719281690
Only for charity anon, sorry
>>719282019
Dibs on my cousin's mouf.
>>719279568
>Talking about 3 celebs who will never give a fuck about anon
>try to evaluate who is better unironically
>call this a normal conversation
Fucking retards.
>>719282127
I'll done $50 if you kiss with tongue
>>719281957
Not for you anon.
>>719282127
Hmm. Fine. I am just as cute as you.
>>719282183
What are you doing with it?
>>719282257
Those big ol' eyes are cute as heckfire.
>>719278186
This she's a goddess
>>719278291
Goddess you fool
>>719282257
Yay! See, now this makes me happy, and we deserve to be happy
>>719282475
>human toilet paper that isn't good enough for my asshole
>>719282548
I personally like utilizing a bidet. It works despite the tickle.
>>719282548
sandpaper is good enough for your asshole
>>719282356
Pretty cute.
>>719282488
And a smiling Elle makes me smile.
>>719282504
>>719282645
At least you admit she's toilet paper.
>>719282548
You have shit taste
>>719282655
That hairstyle makes my dick hard
>>719282300
So much that I had typed.. just gone.
>>719282907
Anon...
I'm betting my JC doens't get a by on the fact that the image limit ran out
Someone make a new thread
New thread is incoming.
>>719282974
I bought her a genuine school uniform by the way.
>>719282893
Good thing we have all this toilet paper then.
>>719283418
Oh? Do you have someone else on which to model it? That would be the polite thing to do, I think.
Also, I made a new thread.
>>719274944
Starboard! White Whale! Get the harpoon!
NEW THREAD
>>719283483