Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>719256429 The rules

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Alice2 claimed.

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>>719269724
Shit i think i was 12 the when i tried it, and it was on accident. That does sound nice though.

>>719269802
What about mouthwash?

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Claimed

>>719269802
I think I'd rather just have a nice cup of tea~
I did try salvia once, it was pretty...something.

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>>719270025

How about drinking tea AND huffing paint

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>>719269886
Damn that sounds like a real pain in the ass.

>>719270025
God damn i really want to try salvia.

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Memegirl claimed.

I'm bored and don't wanna do my homework that's due tomorrow. Help.

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>>719270023
Oh boy. I probably woulda freaked out when I was 12. How'd that go?>>719270120
Ehh..I would't want bright blue lungs anyway.
>>719270145
I wanna try it again. When I did it was pretty much like
"Oh it hit let's see what this is like....oh its gone now"
>mfw

>>719270240
Source.

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>>719270145
When I had the abcess he didnt believe that it was bad. When he saw it he did a double take.
>>719270240
Watch Rebecca Blacks Friday and lock up your computer so it plays on loop and cant be stopped.

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>>719270240
You want to do some dangerous inhalants with me?

-sits in the corner of the thread, holding onto a stuffed rabbit-

>>719270370
*kicks the living mother of fuck out of that rabbit and laughs at you*

>>719270370
-pushes down on the floor-

>>719270425
>>719270438
-eyes well up with tears-

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>>719270370
Good morning

>>719270276
Good morning there~

>>719270504
Stupid fucking rabbit shit.

>>719270504
-tears of clothes-

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>>719270504
Shh, its okay. How are you?
>>719270543
Hello! Remember any dreams today?

>>719270543
-waves-

>>719270628
-picks up his rabbit and hides behind you-

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>>719270292
How would I know

>>719270301
That's a horrible idea.

>>719270346
Not particularly, I feel like dying right now.

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>>719270276
I remember sitting at the computer with a buddy and laughing my ass off at stupid shit on the internet for about two hours, so it went pretty well. I've heard it is pretty short lived but you trip the fuck out for a minute or two.

>>719270301
I bet.

>>719270543
Chara.

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>>719270628
It wasn't a nightmare, but it wasn't a nice dream and someone wasn't happy in that dream

>>719270694
How are you anon?

>>719270815
Hanako!

>Chara

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>>719270728
tell me faggot tell me!

>>719270844
>anon

That's Sonata you newfag!

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>>719270728
You mean a glorious idea.
>>719270844
https://youtu.be/_dohWnhmvJY
>>719270815
There are just major problems with communication.

>>719270844
-gives you tea-

>>719270940
o///o -waves-

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>>719270694
How've you been?
>>719270815
Sounds about right. I've had tons of times where I see something and I just lose it and I'll see it again after and not think it's funny.
It's so damn expensive here, though.
>>719270844
I'm glad it wasn't a nightmare, though. Anyone I know show up?

>>719271022
I fucking hate newfags.

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Zimushka-Zima
Zima morozliva
Oh, ne morozi-ka Zima
Da-li dobra molodca

>>719271037
-looks around at the mean people and back up at you- o.o

>>719271082
-brings you a donut and hopes your day goes better-

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>>719270023
Hanako sorry to keep you waiting

>>719271197
I want some mother fucking chocolate milk to dip this mother fucking donut in though!

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>>719270990
>Just called the recommended counselors
>You post this
I'm not sure what to think off that you cunt

>>719270940
Oh, alright

>>719271022
Thanks! What kind of tea is it?

>>719271037
No, I just know someone wasn't happy in the dream because I did something. That's all I remember.

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>>719270870
How are ya?

>>719270990
Usually how it goes with bosses. And damn you Rory, now you've got me listening to friday.

>>719271037
That's how it felt when i was coming down, everything just seemed boring. I don't even remember how much it was here. Shit i don't even know if it's still legal here,

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>>719271256
Tomoko~. *kiss* it's ok my love, I'm happy you're here now.

>>719271276
X_X -hurries to the kitchen and returns with the chocolate milk, extra spoon of cocoa of course-

>>719271296
-is one of a choice selection of English Breakfast teas from Harrod's and shows you the tin- 0.0

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>>719271163
Welcome back.
>>719271296
I didnt mean it as an insult, I apologise.
>>719271390
Kek.

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>>719271609
I'm always here.

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>>719271517
Oh a warm welcome. I'm happy to be here. Sorry passed out last night

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>>719271390
I'm doing fine so far, just woke up. What about you?

>>719271553
Oh, that looks noble. Are you sure I can drink that?

>>719271609
Actually I thought it was quite funny

I mean you DID show me the song some time ago

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>>719271197
Not well, then...
>>719271296
I'm sorry. Its okay, now you're awake and making someone happy because of something you did!
>>719271390
Coming down is kinda a bummer. If you in America, you can usually get a med card.

>mfw thread picks up and so does work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8sZgx7ZK8

>>719271839
-nodnods-

>>719271944
;_;

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>>719271609
The worst part is that i'm actually enjoying it.

>>719271746
Of course, i have greet you properly, with plenty of affection~. It's okay, i didn't last much longer anyway.

>>719271839
Good to hear. I've been relaxing having some beers so i'm doing great.

>>719271944
Well it just got legalized recreationally in my state, so in a few months i don't even need that. Bummer, post when you can though~.

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>>719272101
How are you Sonata?

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So, question, what are you guys listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

>>719272146
-squeaks-

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>>719272121
Well I like it. Oh ok well good I want to entertain you

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>>719271944
I suppose you're right!

well then get to work!

>>719272101
awww, thank you, that's cute of you.

>>719272121
That sounds lovely. I just called through the counselors I was recommendend and hoped for a free healthcare place

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>>719272317
Is the tea still warm?

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Is there anyone who claims Neptune regularly here?

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>>719272410
Not anymore

>>719272317
You claiming her or what?

>>719272335
^.^

>>719272367
-shows you the tea cart where the water is always hot for freshly brewed tea- ^_^

>>719272524
-always claims Ika-

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>>719272101
But things are getting better!
>>719272121
Mine too! I just happened to have a med card, and it hasn't quiiite gone into effect, I think?
>we might be in the same state
>>719272218
>can't link cuz lazy and mobile
Jim Croce, Roller Derby Queen.
>>719272335
Of course I am~

It comes in waves! 3 minutes, 5 cars, then an hour of silence. I really dunno why..

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>>719272533
Good, I assume you have it all set for the whole party, no?

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>>719272218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

>>719272323
Fufu maybe i should give you even more affection then. What did i ever do to deserve such a wonderful cutie like you~?

>>719272335
Oh nice.

>>719272614
I doubt it, you live in California right?

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>>719272452
Not...anymore?

>>719272565
I don't see a picture so I guess I'll have to claim her myself.

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Maki Claimed

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>>719272367
I... remember you from back then. Welcome back

>>719272533
>sips the tea
oh, that tastest good

>>719272614
I'll try my best to make you happy.

>an hour before grocery store closes there is complete silence
>in the last 10 minutes 10 people want me to cut 200g of sausages
Everytime

>>719272614
-sits down with his rabbit, then-

>>719272636
\^_^/ -sets out the tea cakes too-

>>719272793
NICE

FEET

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>>719272671
Good song, Bacon-chan.

>>719272614
Solid jam, Love the Bassline.

>>719272793
Nice feet.

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claimed

>>719272695
probably because noire is better than her

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>>719272748
Maki is a qt

>>719272777
...could I have some tea too?

>>719272762
*o*

>>719272986
-hurries over with a cup of tea for you!-

>>719273034
see >>719272704

This is your last chance to claim Ika with a picture.

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>>719272921
^^

>>719272960
You speak the truth.

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>>719272218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9lLD_hgbU4

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>>719272762
I am not worth of remembering.
Are you the one with the law enforced conscription?

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>>719271702
I dont believe you. Sleep hits us all.
>>719271839
Well then. Sometimes I have a kback for great timing I guess.
>>719272121
Oh god. Thats a sign of too much internet.
>>719272218
https://youtu.be/9C3O-r5PXUo

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>>719273143
Syndra, you Homosex.

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>>719272671
Yep! Can't think of where else just legalized..
>>719272762
Well, you succeeded already~

I know that feel so hard.
I once had someone, 30 sec before we switched menus, order 20$ of food then once we started making it tell us he didn't have his wallet and drive off.

>>719272777
There a story behind where you got the rabbit?

>>719272921
I love most of Jim Croce, to be honest. Photographs and Memories is pretty great.

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>>719272671
Yes very much. You were very sweet to me and I like you >>719272695
Yeah I haven't seen them in a while

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>>719273162
Rory, I don't sleep anymore.

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhfv8d2Vkw

>>719273257
I've actually never heard of him.

>>719273103
-doesn't has an Ika anymore so lets you claim Ikaros.-

>>719273257
-points over to the toy box...it was hungry- o.o

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>>719273181
No, you

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>>719273034
So, what are your plans?

>>719273149
I still remembered you.

Yes and no. In my country there is law enforced conscription but I am unfit for military service

>>719273162
Yeah, the timing was just too good

>>719273257
What the fuck man, 30 seconds before changing menus?

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>>719273381
Hello. Did you post this in the wrong thread, friend?

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>>719273427
Well then.
So practically they gave you C papers in mental/physical health?

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>>719273301
Really? Huh. I guess he is more of an older artist.
>>719273306
..well that's as good a story as any!
>>719273427
Murrica.
We get probably at least one large order within 3 minutes of the menu changing almost every night.

>>719273427
-wants to go to sleep- :<

>>719273506
-hugs the rabbit close, afraid you will try to take it-

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>>719273306
Save this one on your desktop so that you don't miss it.
>click the "download" icon next to the filename.

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>>719273442

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>>719273503
Aye, they did that. Evaluated Physical and Mental health and depending on the results you are either
fit for service
temporary unfit, means you have to come again and get evaluated
unfit for service

I was temporary unfit and then completely unfit due to mental health problems

>>719273506
Amazing. Land of freedom indeed

>>719273513
Can't sleep? Sleeping problems?

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>>719273162
> too much internet
Blasphemy!

>>719273257
Nevada.

>>719273267
Oh Tomoko, i like you too. You deserve so much more then i can give you, but i shall give you my absolute best in hopes i can be enough.

>>719273587
-is sad now-

>>719273657
-has sleeping problems. Is not asleep.- :<

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>>719273686
No I don't I'm happy with everything you can give me

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>>719273657
...mental health problems?

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>>719273657
Ah well, I had kind of high hopes for you.
I had somewhat alright time with A+ papers there, but you know, that changes per person.

>>719273785
Why sad?

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>>719273582
Aw,c'mon. I wouldn't do that.
If you're sleepy, go to sleep!
>>719273657
Realtalk tho the worst customers are indian guys. So fucking rude.
>>719273686
Welp. Wasn't that far off!

>>719273902
-curls up on the couch with the bunny-

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>>719273785
Sounds like a pain. Don't you have any sleeping pills?

>>719273803
Besides being incredibly weak I was actually really good. Great lung capacity, stamina, etc, etc

But Depression is kinda making me suicidal

>>719273793
Yeah. Depression and Dypshoria

>>719273902
The worst I had were the once who could speak neither the native language in austria (german) nor english

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>>719274135
You're not supposed to let them know about that though.

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>>719273790
I'll give you everything i can, it really makes me feel good to make you happy.

>>719273902
Haha it's close enough. I've read that it wont be until june at the earliest that they will be able to sell it without a med card here.

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H-h-hey there

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>>719274311
Heya.

>>719274135
-shows you the bottle of Reese's Pieces with a red cross symbol on it-

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>>719274311
GOD DAMN LOOK AT THOSE TITS

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>>719274135
Neptune doesn't want you to kill yourself.

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>>719274135
>But Depression is kinda making me suicidal
I want to hug you.

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>>719274202
I think it was a good idea to let them know though.
I could start focusing on myself more instead of getting buff and fit.
I honestly don't regret it.

>>719274405
Those are not sleeping pills dummy.

>>719274476
I don't plan to. But thanks for the heads up

>>719274505
Hug tomoko!

I got a loving and perfect girlfriend, I won't do anything rash and stupid

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>>719273301
An honorary Angry if I ever saw one.
>>719273427
What can I say. Either its the worst or best skill.

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>>719274222
Well good. Anything I can do for you

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>>719274135
>Yeah. Depression and Dypshoria

I want to destroy your throat with my cock.

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>>719274564
Sly Marbo a Best.

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>>719274548
Well then, I focused on different things there.

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>>719274548
>I got a loving and perfect girlfriend, I won't do anything rash and stupid

>>719274548
._. -...

......


..
.

......nibbles one-

._.

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>>719274548
>girlfriend
HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THE NORMIE!

But really though, that's great for you man. I wish I could have someone like that supporting me in my life.

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>>719274065
There ya go. Just rest. You want a blanket?
>>719274135
I'll always be here when you need someone to talk to, dear.

>languages
That's definitely..I never had that. How did you deal?
>>719274222
I imagine Vegas is gonna have a field day with that.
>>719274311
Hello!

>>719274584
Oh boy, time to get into an internert fight!

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>>719274548
i will do that and more with Tomoko, but i still want a hug from you.

>>719274575
Yes there is, let me hold you while stroking your head and whispering sweet things in your ears.

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>>719274564
I think it's the best skill! It's hillarious

>>719274584
You gotta wait like everyone else>>719274665
at the end of the line!

>>719274665
Well, everyone has other focuses.
Did you like the military?

>>719274684
what?

>>719274699
>takes the reebes Pieces and takes one out too
thanks

>>719274740
She just pointed to the bread she wanted to have and after some pointing we got the right one and she moved her hand in a cutting motion. It still was a pain for me since my little racist came out and said in my hand "fucking muslims, not even learning ONE other language"

>>719274727
My girlfriend isn't a normie! She's right here!

>>719274814
uh... sure I guess I can hug you if you want to

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>>719274727
>Having a girlfriend is normie

What does having a daughter get me?

>>719274665
>>719274877
woops, didn't want to quote you twice, ignore the first (You)

>>719274740
-shows you his blue blanket-

>>719274877
0.0 -wonders if you are going to sleep too-

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>>719274814
You wouldn't even need to ask

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>>719274877
It was somewhat alright, met a lot of nice peoeple and had fun, although it ate most of my time away.

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>>719275035
>takes another reebes piece and puts it in your mouth

>>719275079
Didn't you get paid for it too? I think that would've been worth the time

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>>719274920
advanced normiedom

Anyway I gotta work kinda early tomorrow, so I'm gonna peace out.

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>>719275112
Yeah, but not as much as from normal work.

>>719275112
-squeak-umphs-

0_o

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>>719274727
Chara's girlfriend reporting in~
>>719274877
Honestly I probably would've called my manager over and made him deal with that, some things just piss me off.
>>719275035
That'll do it. A pillow?

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>>719274740
I'm actually not sure about that, i've been reading that a lot of casinos and motels/hotels aren't going to allow smoking it on their properties here. and people might not even be able to smoke it it public either. so that might effect the tourism part of it. though how much of that will actually be enforced i don;t know.

>>719274877
Good, because it was happening regardless~.

>>719275058
Seeing the cute expression on your face when i did ask would be worth it.

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>>719275159
See ya nepnep!

>>719275163
Where do you live?

>>719275198
But I'm a strong independent faggot! I can deal with that! Even if it makes me angry

>>719275188
hehe, cute
>takes another one and puts it in your mouth again

>>719275223
gay... very gay
>hugs

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>>719275223
You really like cute things and how people react

>>719275198
-hides under the blanket with the rabbit-

>>719275306
-is full and chews slowly- ;_;

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>>719275306
In the wicked North of blue and white.

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>>719275223
Huh. That's actually REALLY surprising. I'm sure they'll be at least one or two 'stoner lounges' though. And probably some smaller casinos.
>>719275306
Usually I don't bother to deal at work to be honest~
It's good you do, though!
>>719275367
There he goes..I wanted to ask if the rabbit had a name.

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>>719275306
Hey now, it's only a little gay. *hugs*

>>719275357
That i do, I aim to please~.

>>719275524
I know right? There will have to be. but it's still in discussons so who knows what will happen.

>>719275524
-holds the rabbit out from under the blue blanket with a shiney new name tag that reads "Bunny".-

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>>719275367
Haha, I'll stop now, sorry, sorry

>>719275431
Finland? Did I get that right?

>>719275524
It made me forgot that I'm generally seens as some kind of loser at that time.
Ya know, when I worked I was dropping out of my law degree and was pretty much neeting around. So when I had work, I gave it my all and was quite comfortable with it

>>719275624
Well! You are more gay! At least I don't kiss girls!

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>>719275624
Oh? Even if it's a bit lewd?

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>>719275702
Yeah, the only country in the north with law enforced conscription.

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>>719274656
I dunno. Eisenhorn bretty good.
>>719274877
At times. There has been a moment when it was the worst.

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>>719275753
I think that's good. Should be glad to have it. Gives you time what to do if you don't know it already

>>719275763
Do tell

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>>719275624
Yeah. I know I'll be on the lookout for it next time I head to vegas...which might be a while.
>>719275656
I'm not sure what I expected.
>>719275702
I could see that, yeah. I was totally much more into my job when it was the only thing I really had, it was nice to get out even if it was just for work.
>you don't kiss girls
Oh...;_;

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We seriously need to gas the fucking kikes

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>>719275889
>We seriously need to gas the fucking botes
I agree.

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>>719275850
Besides, there were the most lovely people I've ever met.
Boss was nice and I gave her tips on how to improve business and time management if she had problems with it. One of my coworkers was a head smaller than me and gay, we talked a lot in breaks about that stuff and he also asked me if I'm trans and whatnot.
I was sad when I got fired, since they only needed a seasonal help

>Oh... ;_;
I'd kiss you though!

>>719275889
>>719276003
>

>>719275702
-hiccups-

x///x

>>719275850
-hugs Bunny and lays down under the blanket- <3

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>>719275702
> Implying
What are you, some sort of Queermosexual?

>>719275716
You know i like it lewd~.

>>719275850
If you do, give me a shout and we can get a drink or something.

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gasper

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>>719276134
Well I want you to reach down and well you know

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>>719276153
She looks cute.

>>719276315
And what? C'mon, i want to hear you say it~.

What's this fucking weird rp shit

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>>719276040

>you'd kiss me
So what you're saying is you're a faggot


I can empathize. I'm not super close to any of my coworkers but the friend who got me the job, but they're all really nice and stuff.
My favorite one actually had a stroke a few months ago and passed away...He was so nice.

>>719276094
Get some sleep~

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>>719276524
But it's raunchy

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>>719276094
>fills a glass of water
drink it in one go, the hiccup will go away

>>719276134
I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, thank you very much!

>>719276611
>you're a faggot
N-NO! Just for you!

That's... I'm sorry to hear that. Your life must be pretty rough

>>719276134
Course! Like I said, probably gonna be a while though.

>louise

autistic rp get out of my thread
>>719275889
i'll gas you you kike

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>>719275846
I was joking around with friends and got called out of class. They told me my grandfather died. I went back in and was asked by one because my face was down, 'So who died?' Ive shown up at a former workplace to surprise the people I know when they were in the middle of firing someone who was caught stealing. Thats the 2 I remember.

Gas me false knight

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>>719276628
I know, that's why i want you to say it aloud. It will give me even more incentive to do it.

>>719276692
Pfft get on my level. I'm an omnisexual demigodkin with 56 genders.

>>719276731
Haha that's fine, i'm in no rush.

*gasses the kike*

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>>719277049
I'm sure I could give incentive in another way

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>>719277158
And what would that be?

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>>719277234
I'm sure I could just show you and your instincts would take over

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Fuck this gay shit I only RP with real girls so gtfo

>>719277370
i'm a real girl onii-chan

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"watching CP makes you just as bad as the people who make it"

I don't know how I feel about this tbh

I mean, I watch Gore videos but I'm not a murderer :o

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>>719276692
>just for me
Golly, I sure feel special!

Honestly, I don't like to complain. Some people have it way worse than I do.

>>719277049
Alrighty~
Do you like Vegas?

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>>719277370
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little misogynist? I’ll have you know I am a transgender MtF person and I’ve been involved in numerous demonstration for the rights of non binary people and I have over 300 different sexual orientations. I am trained in man hating and I’m the top trap in the entire US. You are nothing to me bust just another gender. I will misgender the fuck out of you with precission the likes of which has never been seen before on tumblr, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spouting misogyny like that over the Internet? Think again, rapist. As we speak, I am contacting my tumblr friends across the entire globe and your account is getting targeted right now, so you better prepare for the storm, rapist. The sstorm that wipes out the pathetic misogyny you call your life. You’re a fucking white male, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can misgender you in over seven hundreds ways, and that’s just with existing genders! Not only am I extensively trained in man hating, but I have access to the entire lbgt+ community and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable misogynist ass of the face of the contincen you fucking cis scum! If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you fucking white cis male. I will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rapist.

>>719276954
That really doesn't sound too good

>>719277049
a-alright, you're the better tumblr queen

>>719277554
If you watch a cp video the makers will know there is a demand for it so they will continue to make them

>>719277636
>I sure you feel special
That's because you are!
You said so yourself once. Just because people have it worse than you doesn't make your problems any less valid

>>719277554
it just makes you a pedo :o

>>719277740
I'm sure they'd still do it on their own same with Gore, unless I've been secretly encouraging more murders for years
>>719277772
It just makes you a faggot with no friends

Kill yourself :o

>>719277839
why are you always so mean to me -_-

>>719277859
why are you always so racist to me -_-

>>719277913
i can't help it
us whites are just racist :o

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>>719277369
It's so cute how you're too embarrassed to say it aloud, i love it. Well i believe my instincts are pretty good, so i'm sure i'll be able to pick up what you show me.

>>719277636
Yeah i like it here. It is kinda strange when you leave and realize that some things are really different in other states. Like when there's no casinos anywhere, or gas stations don't have gambling machines in them, or there's a cut off time where stores aren't allowed to sell alcohol after a certain time. It makes me realize it's pretty sweet here.

>>719277740
> Queen
Did you just assume my gender?
> Triggered

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>>719277452
A real degenerate*
Fixed it for you.

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>>719277554
Thinking emoji.

>>719277948
I hate you -_-
>>719278042
I'm not a pedo, I'm a lolicon :o

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>>719277740
Nah. It sucks when it works both ways.

>>719278036
no i'm real loli :o
>>719278086
i hate spics :o

>>719278143
voice chat with me on discord -_-

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Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

>>719278191
no -_-

>>719278215
r:oll

>>719278215

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>>719278215
Roll it!.

>>719278215
>>719278247

>>719278215
>>719278279

>>719278215
roll :o

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>>719278143
>no im a real loli
underage b&

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>>719278215
Reroll.

>>719278313
i'm 300 years old onii-chan

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>>719278013
Well yeah I've never really been too open with it.

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>>719278215
>>719278299
Drink nothing and sleep

>>719278217
please you don't have to talk I'm just lonely :o

>>719278350
no -_-

>>719278370
why don't you wanna be my friend? -_-

>>719278440
you're a spic -_-

>>719278473
should I block you on discord? -_-

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>>719278345
Aww. Syndra plz.

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>>719278550
Not Syndra

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>>719278343
That's ok, i like your timid side.

>>719278543
no -_-

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>>719277740
'Special snowflake' maybe.
But you're adorable~

...still, I feel ungrateful.
>>719278013
Yeah, that sounds like the kinda place you could get used to! It'd probably be kinda a shock to move, huh?

>>719278624
you're a mean friend -_-

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>>719278618
Maybe but it's probably not a good thing

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>>719278215
Roll again.

>>719278627
I mean i don't really take advantage of it, but it's still nice to have the options. Yeah, it's not exactly glorious living here but i can't imagine living anywhere else.

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>>719278598
Syndra. Plz.

>>719278757
sorry i'm white :o

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>>719278627
My special snowflake!

am not!

>still, I feel ungrateful
There's a difference between being an ungrateful whiny bitch and someone who tries to change their life because it sucks
You're the later

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>>719278765
Well i mean i would lik it if you were a little more open, but i can't help but find it so cute when you're shy.

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>>719278807
Would Syndra have saved all of my Oh No's to his phone?

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>>719278929
>>719278807

>>719278985
>>719278985
>>719278985

>>719278990
>>719278990
>>719278990