all right /b/ > what kind of house do you live in? >how

>>719262862
>> what kind of house do you live in?
Duplex, I rent the bottom half

>>how many people live there?
Just me

>>how old are you?
35

>>and what kind of porn do you hate?
fags, furries, pony shit, anything that shows closeups of the man's face

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>>719263184
nice mate
> i live in a 2 story thing
>i live with 3 girls
> im 22
>and same as you i cant stand that shit

you drinking today ?

>>719262862
>family
>4
>20
>straight porn with a guy and a girl. Solo girl or futa only. I hate men's faces in porn.

>>719262862
>what kind of house do you live in?
2 bedroom apartment
>how many people live there?
7 including me
>how old are you?
18
>and what kind of porn do you hate?
Anal i guess, i don't hate it i just wouldn't watch it

>what kind of house do you live in?
Two story brick house

>how many people live there?
Me, my brother, and my parents

>how old are you?
20

>and what kind of porn do you hate?
Cuck, furry, and scat

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>>719263377
Single malt, and a local craft beer called Star Cheek. You?

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>>719263484
simple life mate. sounds good to me
>>719263494
bloody hell mate is that all family or freinds and randoms ?
>>719263500
nice dubs. yeah i dont like scat its kindda really gross

>>719263494
Jesus fuck, 7 in a 2-bedroom. Why?

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>>719263700
the only beer worth drinking in aus.
hahaha

>>719262862
>House in the burbs, little beat, rent is cheap and
>4 other roomates, we're all rowers
>22
>Hate cuckold shit, I don't understand why dweebs like it so much

>>719263727
>bloody hell mate is that all family or freinds and randoms ?
Family
>>719263788
2 in one room, 4 in the living room, i get my own room, occasionally i share with another
>why?
Parents don't know what a condom is or thought one of us would turn out successful

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>>719264047
sounds nice mate. i used to do rowing for bbc
gave it up after i left school tho
now i live in the dust of australia so we dont have rowing teams out here

> what kind of house do you live in?
One bedroom apartment in a five-unit building.

>how many people live there?
Just me and the ghosts

>how old are you?
35

>and what kind of porn do you hate?
Anything with coulored-folk

>>719262862
diaper porn is disgusting

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>>719262862
4 bedroom 3 bath house with 3 people
29
anything with niggers and chinks

>>719262862
>what kind of house do you live in?
im semi vagrant so it changes a lot
>how many people live there?
see above
>how old are you?
23
>and what kind of porn do you hate?
fags and niggers

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>>719264146
big family then. must be nice
>>719264192
niccceee . have you named your ghosts yet?
>>719264194
yeah whats with that its kinda creepy. dipers go on kids not adults
>>719264314
groovive mate. have you got nice house mates?

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by the way guys sorry if the posting is slow.
im still out in the dust and the internet out here is on
4.5 mbps
so again sorry

Watch this for a good ole triggerin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk8pgi6gQLg

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>>719264352
sounds like a hard gig swaping life styles that much.
hope its all going well tho

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>>719264955
nice dubs. but im cool with my music for now.
i might listen to it latter tho

two story
2
19
vore is gross

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>>719265216
sounds great mate.
dont know if i agree with you on the vore thing.
many cus i dont really know what that is.
like i said my internet is bolocks so ill have to look it up latter

>>719265398
basically swallowing other people, usually whole

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>>719265517
wait how dose that even work?
like how big is the person eating
and how tiny is the food.
thats so odd
like
really odd

>>719265712
it's not real. animated shit for autistic people

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>>719265830
ahhh that makes sense.
i mean...well im posting animated stuff
dose that make me autistic ?

>>719265968
nah

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>>719265982
groovie.
i was going to say if you wanted i can post some non animated stuff.
im just posting it cus no ones at home so the girls cant judge me

>>719265038
>sounds like a hard gig swaping life styles that much.

it sucks, but it could be worse. thinking about enlisting just to escape it.

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>>719266333
nice trips.
witch army are you thinking of joining?
i was in the australian army but.
things went wrong at home and now i look after the farm with the girls

>>719264180
It's a nice lifestyle and the crew boys are so fucking fun to live with, rage face, work out, stay stony, eat well

>>719266333
i live in the united states. Im only really interested in the muhreens, only so i can 1 up my cousin and my other friends that ended up in the army.

nice KLK dump btw.

>>719266676
was meant for
>>719266454

>>719262862
> what kind of house do you live in?
Dumpy one-bedroom apartment
>how many people live there?
Two
>how old are you?
27
>and what kind of porn do you hate?
Anything "professional". No worse turn-off than fake moaning.

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>>719266673
mate that sounds awsome. im glad to hear your living it up just the way you wanted.
>>719266676
i can keep dumping klk if you want no one has sugested other wise.

>>719266930
id be all for klk if you have more. i havent seen much of it before, surprisingly.

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>>719266908
i know right.
when its all pro it some how sounds more fake and just kinda grinds my gears

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>>719267041
righto mate. ill stick with klk for now

>>719262862
>co-op apartment
>Just me
>22
>Lesbian porn

>>719266676
Don't join my Corps unless you hate your life and want to suffer.

>>719267248
redpill me on it? id want to sign an 0300 contract if anything. 0311 to be exact.

i just want to prestige that comes along with it more than anything else.

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>>719266676
so its the yankee side for you.
nice.
have you decided on what part of the marines?
or you still not clear on wheather you want to join or not.
>>719267239
why dont you like lesbians.
i mean i dont get it but i dont hate it.
>>719267248
see i know your right. but i only suffered in basic. and after that it was a pretty nice gig

>>719267450
>have you decided on what part of the marines
0311 if at all possible. i know it will likely suck, but its a roof (or tent) over my head with 3 squares a day. plus, id get the gi-bill and be able to maybe better myself once i get out. its still all up in the air.

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>>719267417
>>719267678

mate i dont know if its the same for the yanks army.
but ill tell you this. if you going in for glory or prestige.

DONT JOIN
there is nothing worse than some one who is so up them self in a trench.
we usaly end up killing kids like that on the front lines and calling it a acedent.

look you seem like a nice kid but just go in with your head down please

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>>719267678
im sorry that was harsh.
just please go in as a man of honer.
not a man of pride.
please
form a ex gorila

>>719267771
>prestige
by that i mean kinda like in the redeemed sense. like going from a straggly guy with no set home or income to a well disciplined and cleaned up individual with his shit together. im far from an arrogant person. i like keeping a low profile.

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>>719268038
good man. then you will go far in the army.

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>>719268038
any way on to less depressing things.
tell me about the people you live with?
whats home like for you ?

>bungalow
>2
>21
>any sort of scripted/acted porn with fake moans/squelches

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>>719268411
nice dubs mate.
like i said before fake stuff is porbly the worse

>>719268217
meh, home is depressing. which is why i choose to not be there often. its a long story id be here for hours typing it all up.

the thing that brings me joy is honestly just doing odd jobs for people, especially older people that are physically incapable of doing things themselves. which i do for a little extra cash here and there.

can u go back to western rule 34 already

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>>719268605
bloody hell mate its like im talking to my self.
i live in the guts of australia runing a farm. and my life after the miliatry has just been dedicated to helping any one and every one.
>>719268692
oh shit sorry lad i didnt think any one else wanted something difrant

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>>719268692
im sorry to ask but what kind of westen 34 do you mean.

like avatar
adventure time
ben ten
frozen
pokemon

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What do you raise on your farm, OP?

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>>719262862
>> what kind of house do you live in?
Small house in the countryside, 3 bedrooms.

>>how many people live there?
Myself.
I do have people over to stay from time to time.

>>how old are you?
26

>>and what kind of porn do you hate?
Hate?
Most of it I guess.

>>719268968
like American stuff, so yeah (no frozen or adventure time tho).

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>>719268973
the girls
waygu
wheat
and a little bit of sorgum
oh and goats but the girls look after them

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>>719269026
how many achers do you live on mate ?
>>719269062
ok ill do my best to dig thu the pc.
sorry if it not any good

>>719269083
how badly do you want to fuck your daughters?

what percentage of fathers you think want to fuck their hot daughters?
a) 95%
b) 90%

>>719269183
thanks for being nice

>>719269185
>100%

>>719263500
>on /b/
>not liking cuck

must be newfag

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>>719269185
im not there parent
back in 2013 a lot of farmers killed them selfs becuse of julia gilars decisions. there parents killed them selfs and i came home from the millatary to look after them and the farm.

there is a lot more to it but there getting over it slowly

>>719268835
>bloody hell mate its like im talking to my self
its good to know that there are still nice people out there. little acts of kindness go a long way in this world. ive learned that in my aimless wandering around some days. being an angry edgelord never got me anywhere.

btw, your stash of r34 and henti is on point.

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>>719269183
Just 2 I don't plan on staying here long.
Needed to mix things up for a year or two is all.

>>719269344
Doesn't really answer the question

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>>719269344

>>719269344
sounds like an anime plot

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>>719269372
i know right. its hard to find honest people these days.
and chears mate. i got to be sneaky with it but the girls still dont know about it.
hahahhaa
>>719269375
why not go traviling its a lot of fun
>>719269424
i have had thoughs about it recently.
the eldest is turning 16 tomoro
but i banish the thoughts.
i couldent do it to her. shes not even the good looking one
im sorry that was abad joke.
nah i could never do that to ither of them.
>>719269498
dont even start.
>>719269639
you know no one has every said that to me.
kinda horible plot.
so far every one has ither died or left

>one bedroom apartment
>2
>22
>live action

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>>719269765
well its sounds like the set up to a harem anime

>>719269765
don't start enjoying your avatar ladies? ooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>719269083
What are the goats names?

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>>719269872
man that sounds cozy.
i hope you get out side a bit.
>>719269882
iv seen that. and no its far from that
that was way to green. imagine more dust gun powder and blood.
oh and stupid animals
>>719269962
im sorry i have no idea what your on about

>>719262862
I live in a 2 bedroom duplex that i rent
30Yrs old
Wife and soon live with me
Hate porn that doesn't at least pretend to be amateur... Gigantic fake tits and plastic faces with the sultry sound of elevator music in the background

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>>719270059
>boof
>freckels
>eric
>and elzea you know the bint from frozen
>>719270096
congrats on the marage mate i hope you have many happy years together

>>719270177
When you watch frozen with the girls do you think of your r34?

>>719262862
>>> What kind of house do you live in
4 bedroom with fully furnished basement suite
>>> How many people live there
5 roommates. They're aiight
>>> How old are you
20.
>>>What kind of porn do you like
I just imagine my ex

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>>719270311
not the first time becuse i didnt have any.
but after that i now have a massive colection
and yes i do think about it when we watch it
>>719270340
mate thats pretty funky.
bloody cold towards your ex tho
10/10

>>719270461
>>719270488
>>719270535
>>719270562
Gwen Tennyson. The best loli ever.

>>719270635
wow that's hot

Ever consider growing drugs on your farm? For personal use or sale?

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hey guys can i ask a favor can some one keep this thread alive im going out for a smoke and to lock the goats in for the night.

ill be back in 5.
>>719270683
i dont know if shes the best. i havent seen many tothers to copare but ill trust you on it
>>719270722
is it tho. i would have said the shower problems hot.
hhahahaha.
>>719270773
i wouldent even know how to start to do that.
iv never really done drugs.

>>719270461
'straya?

Yeah, I'm the only one with a table, so everyone just comes down to the basement when we have folks over.

I live with a neet, cuck, a redneck and broken dishes. We're a group of misfits.

>>719270904
Give the goats a pat for me

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im back lads
>>719270936
yeah im aussie. born and bread
sounds like there is never a dull moment there
how dose the neet and redneck get along ?
>>719270998
i gave boof a pat
but hes a asshole

>>719271653
That's gold

>>719271509
The redneck and neet are estranged siblings, strangely enough. Mom did some bad stoof and they got split up at birth and just reconnected lately.

Cuck is guy with what I think is manic bipolar. No confidence. He is kicked puppy in human form.

Broken dishes just got out of a broken relationship. She is entirely dependent on neet gal, but she's aiight.

We're all nerds, so we bond over that.

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>>719271773
no its frozen.
hahahahahaa

>>719271850
hahahahahhahha

>>719262862
a three bedroom cape cod
1 me
34 old fag
gay

>>719271850
How many drinks in are you?

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>>719271827
hey at least you have comon ground.
its nice to hear you all get along as nerds.
what do you prefer as a group
> gaming
>anime
>tv shows
>or just the hole thing
>>719271886
ayyyyyyyyy
>>719271954
counting the one i just opened.
thats 16 since 3 pmi have a little bit of a drinking problem

>>719272027
Well, we play a lot of magic the gathering. They all have playstations, and I have an xbox, but we all have PCs so there's a lot of gaming.

Unsurprisingly, neet is a weeaboo, so I usually just chill upstairs and watch whatever she's watching at the time.

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>>719272172
man i love MTG in the army we all played yu gi oh
sounds like you all have your own nerd hobbies tho.
i like anime but i raly get to watch any

>>719272027
The goats have been talking, they're worried about you they wish you'd give that stuff up. You're just... different...

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>>719272382
the goats lie.
hahahaha
and what do they want me to give up
the anime
the farm
the beer
the stupidity
the fapping
or my sanity
hehehehe
silly goats

>3 bed, 2 bath brick ranch style
>3
>19
>ebony

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Moving in a few days so

Current
>Bottom half of house (in Japan)
>3, two girls + me
>24
>Gay shit. Scat. Cuck garbage.

Moving to
>Home, big houseboat
>Parents and uncle
>24
>Gay shit. Scat. Cuck garbage.


>Small houseboat
>Just me
>Still 24
>Gay shit. Scat. Cuck garbage.

Recently I mostly jack it to videos of me and the girls I sleep with. Only started filming recently though, gotta grow the collection.

>>719272491
Just the goat fucking

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>>719272576
man you would not survive out here
the only girls out here are bush rats or boongs
>>719272616
holly shit man thats mental. iv always wanted to try house boats.
are they any fun ?
>>719272643
iv never fucked them. that would be just gross
they poop from there and there is only one girl and not even the girls can touch her.
shes a bitch.

Gonna keep the farm, OP? Or just temporary while the girls are there

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>>719272616
Forgot to clarify, second houseboat I'm moving to after stopping over in first for a minute.

>>719272782
It's sick dude. Birds and seals all the time, and storms are intense but kinda exciting. I grew up just north of San Francisco, CA. Really peaceful. Not super accessible/affordable though, but nothing is in the Bay.

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>>719273087
i think ill stay on the farm till the girls ither leave or get the hang of looking after it. but i promised id look after them so its all up to what they want to do.
im a milatary boy i have no atachments. just promises i have to keep no matter what
>>719273119
can you just take a sling shot or even a gun?
sounds like its the place to be. iv really want to take a house boat around australia. it seems so calm and away for people and problems

looks like iv hit the image limt lads im sorry but i cant start another thread.
i have to take the girls to the shed for showers and get ready for tonight.
so its only text from here guys

>>719273913
>to the shed for showers

wat

>>719274066
i kinda maby broke the shower inside.
so we have to use the tank water at the shed.
so i set up a out door shower. its not bad
its just fuckin cold.
plumber comes at the end of the month.

>>719274191
Are you sure you're not describing a hentai plot?

>>719274445
possitve.
what kind of plot is
>dude leaves as a kid to be milatary boy
>family dies while hes over seas
>has to return
>looks ater family life
>freinds parents off them selfs
>have to look after kids
>struggle to survive
> no food
> dust
> no sex
> dream of death
> get so drunk i break shower
> now i have to take kids into scrub so they can be clean
> so far away from beer
> so far from every thing
>no sex
> my life
so yeah none of that

>>719262862
>two story house
>4
>19
>bbw or cuckold

>>719274776
mate your sorted.
are you in town or out in the dust like me ?

>>719274674
How far away from town are you?

>>719274858
In the dust fuck all about me and because of it my Internet is shit get 250 kb/s down at best.

>>719275167
closest town it 400 km
closest city is 3900 km
i mean like you can call what we have a town but its a post ofice and a pub thats it

>>719275297
fuck mate thats some slow as shit internet.
i just get 4mbs at the house but im at the shed now so i get like 1 mbs

>>719275311
Well thought you were exaggerating but if true my condolences, anon. That blows

>>719275376
I would kill for 1 mbs haha.

girls are done showering so give me a sec to get them back to the house and ill be on the pc again
>>719275407
im really not. man thanks. we dont hae much out here but its nice to talk to some one new ever now and then.
>>719275424
its still shit.
so are you aussie or yank ?

>>719275598
Been an entertaining chat anon got me through the rest of my night shift, coming up sunrise here in Canada now and time for me to go home