I've made up my mind. I'm losing my virginity to a

Vegas

>>719258510
I've kissed like five prostitutes

I'm probably not the best source for advice because I fucked a girl for money once. I met her on this app called whisper and I gave her 20 bucks. Ugly as shit. :^)

Tinder does wonders bro, and that's free. Lower your standards a bit, fuck a land whale. When you get matched with a chick just straight up ask whats she wants from tinder and then tell her you want to hook up. Seriously the easiest way to fuck (fat) girls

Where are you from? It shouldn't be too hard to find someone to fuck, just gotta know what area you're working with.

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>>719258510
go to one of those "massage parlors" with the asian chicks. their pretty much whore houses disguised as parlors.

>>719258977
>Lower your standards a bit, fuck a land whale.
>a bit
>fuck a land whale.
Lower them to what? 0?

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>>719258510
>mfw there are two litter boxes in that pic

>>719259517
idk man maybe you're right, I just don't really give a shit lmao

Op here. I want to travel anyways. I also smoke a ton of weed. I don't get a lot of flame near me. I've been to cali, colo, and washington. Never been overseas.

>>719258510
get a backpage hoe

>>719259924
Stds

>>719258510
Classy.

>>719258510
Hire an escort on backpage, make sure they are $200+ and well reviewed. Avoid sketchy looking crack whores and fake ads.
Never ever bare back anything, wear a condom and you won't get STDs.

>>719261633
Came here to post basically exactly this. You get what you pay for in this business. If you go for a girl who's like 80 an hour, she's gonna be a methhead or an amateur who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing and you're gonna have a bad time. If you go for a girl from a respectable agency or a high-end independent who's well reviewed, you'll do well.

I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT CHEAP OUT. Do it right or not at all.

>>719261633
This. don't be cheap. pay the premium for the quality. use your full hour and dont blow your load in the first 5 mins faggot.

Also stick penis in her anus to establish dominance

>>719258736
Sure, if you want to pay a 1k+ an hour for a girl who would be like 150 anywhere else.

>>719262474
I would actually recommend getting at least 2 or 3 hours if it's his first time. Give him time to relax and feel comfortable with the girl, take it slow, go through the whole process. Kissing, foreplay, blowjob, sex. Don't want to have to rush.

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>>719258510
hire a hotel room and spend good money on an escort agency that has a website you can pick your girl.

Pic related. it's a girl i ordered in Austria. $150 for an hour plus $50 for BJ with no condom

>>719262659
yeah but a lot of the time they leave once you've bust a nut

>>719258510
Go to Vegas and then leave the county so you can visit a legal brothel in Nevada Clark county or wherever Vegas is located is the only county I'm aware of in Nevada that doesn't allow prostitution. So in order to keep it legal go to a brothel. A popular example being the mustang ranch. Although honestly if you are in Vegas you should be able to get laid without much issue. Or like others said just lower your standards.

I don't know anything about brothels, but I did some prostituting to pay for college. Just found men on craigslist or this website called whatsyourprice.

>>719262945
See
>>719262488

I've been to Sheri's and the Chicken Ranch. They vastly, vastly overcharge. I had a girl come at me with 3k for one (1) fucking hour. They have a racket going out there. They know it's mostly tourists who don't know what this shit costs or rich businessmen, or idiots who just won a bunch of money at the casinos and will pay whatever because they don't give a fuck. They know you drove an hour out to get there and won't want to leave without getting some action. They know they're in the only place in America where it's legal.

What you will get at those places is mediocre service from hot, but nothing too special girls for way more money than you should ever even think about paying.

Skip the Nevada brothel scene.

>>719259393
Rub and tug only tho, no sucky fucky.

Most strippers will let you fuck if you pay extra for the "private" dance. Most Will negotiate, I've seen prices from $100 and up.

If 2 dubs, OP loses to a stripper.

>>719262907
No. Amateurs and low-end girls do. Good High-end girls, youpay for an hour, you get an hour. Many high-end girls don't even do 1 hour sessions, they often have a 2 or 3 hour minimum.

>>719262945
>Go to Vegas
you could literally fly to Germany or Austria with the same amount of money, fuck five 10/10 European qt's (it's legal there and regulated which means the girls are thoroughly checked)

>>719263717
Read what I wrote as a whole or respond after having read several words. It's a wonder your mother had any kids that lived.

>>719263717
Exactly this. One session at a Nevada brothel would buy you a plane ticket to Europe, a hotel stay, and several sessions with girls there. It's a complete waste of money.

>>719259903
if you like traveling, go to europe. Amsterdam or Barcelona would be my top choices.

semi legal, absolutely no law issues. Girls get tested monthly (definitely wear a condom though) and you can choose from a lineup to get what you like for less than 150$ an hour on a clean luxury room with a good shower.

At OP
Post what type of girl you're into like figure and colour

>>719264015
Haven't been to Barcelona, but Amsterdam it isn't semi-legal, it's flat-out, 100% legal. I go regularly. Actually heading there again in March. Fantastic city. Love all the hot Eastern European chicks in the windows.

>>719262659
>kissing a prostitute
you realise that she's probably blown at least 3 guys that night before she got to you...

>>719264483
You've never been with a high-end girl, have you? Most of them only see a couple clients a week, if that.

Plus, I mean, even if that were true, they wash their mouths. It's not like dicks are radioactive and kissing her would give you dick radiation poisoning.

>>719264656

"Dick radiation"

kek

>>719264656
bitch please. these girls are sucking dicks around the clock. it's their job. but if you're into kissing sperm lips then fair play

>>719264963
They really aren't. Most high-end girls have jobs outside of escorting. In fact, most luxury agencies require it.

TIJUANA:

ADELITAS or HONG KONGS

$80-$120 for 1/2 hour with a hot girl + $30 for hotel room for 1 hour.

I've been going there for years. I've caught no STDs, and the girls are hot 10s.

>>719262782
noice. did you creampie in that ass?

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>>719264217
the action on the windows is legal and not bad at all. You can get much better on the semi legal scene though.

Barcelona has luxury brothels for 120Euros an hour where you can choose from a lineup, google pic related top damas barcelona for a sample.

>>719265367
got crabs in adelitas and she tried to steal from me. You don't feel safe on the taxi ride there (forget walking), you don't feel safe in the club and you definitely don't feel safe in the seedy motel.

Gorgeous fucking chick for the money though, if you like latinas

>>719258510
There is no safest way other then going to a legal brothel in vega. I guess if you must and probably the best way

>>719258977
20 dollars wtf. Do you have a pic still of the girl. I want to see what girl charges 20 dollars from a app

>>719265965
probably an absolute creature.

there's an "all you can fuck" borthel in Berlin called King George. you pay 50 euros entrance and you can stay there and fuck 1/10s for the whole day / night

http://www.bordell-grunewaldstrasse23.de/startseite.html

>>719263909
I got plane tickets for $485 round trip.

I think im going to go to a brothel and go for an hour. I'll probably bust within the first 5 mins. Can you go again within the hour?

>>719264963
See, the guy is right.Many high-end chicks, even if working on their own, not through an agency, will have like a waiting list because they won't fuck many clients per month.The service is way over the common whore, and you pay for that quality.Because they select their clients and they don't fuck many, you get discretion and you get to have her attention for the time you spend with her.Which is pretty important because you pay for that shit, you don't want a broad that can't wait to get done so that she can get to her next john.

>>719258510
>want to have a good time, not just a 15 min suck and fuck with a RL girl
Well you certainly would know best, being a virgin and all. How can a cute girl not be better than a hooker...?

>>719258977
I once picked up a 3.5/10 at a circle k for 25 bucks and a trip through the drive through at jack in the box. she ordered the southwest chicken combo so her taste was dubious

>tfw she let me fuck her all night and she liked inuyasha.

>>719267295
offer a whore enough and she will eat an egg roll out of your asshole. not many normies will do that

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>>719258510
to avoid STD's I could only say "pick her young, not expensive" since I only got genital wards from the most expensie prostitute I fucked...

Also, be as early as possible in her shift (you don't want to go after a dirty diseased nigger)

>>719266895
make sure the menu offers multiple shots on goal or similar. if you have to negotiate with the girl make sure that she knows that
1` your a virgin
2 you plan on being balls deep until you're shooting blanks

>>719267729
here in phoenix 4 of the so called rockstar whores all have herpes. I'm sort f friends with one of the mid tier ones and she told me

>>719266195

fuck me ive been there three times
>was in Germany to train stuck up retards in our systems. blew my per diem on ugly german whores the entire week

>>719259652
LOL underrated

>>719268027
kek what was the most you fucked in a day? were they absolute creatures?

>>719267910
i mean, how could you _not_ have herpes. just curious I'm in PHX, who are the rockstars lol - never with with an escort, and don't plan to - just curious.

>>719267729
that some college dorm room? love taht shit.

>>719268228
four, it cost me about 200 in tips though. i went in at 4pm tuesday and came out at 230 am weds
the girls werent the prettiest but they were nice and let me even take a nap or two towards the end of the festivities

>>719268488
>let me even take a nap
jesus surprised you didn't end up in a ditch somewhere without a passport.

>>719268344
if you go to ter and search for the 4 with the most reviews you will find them. all are in the 300 to 400 an hour bracket
me i always check that shit before sticking my dick in

>>719267578
Wtf

>>719268543
it wasnt that bad, everyone was pretty friendly. I would call it a working class bar with whores more than anything else
>it was three blocks from my hotel since my company was too cheap to put me in the marriott or hilton

>>719268665
we watched adult swim when we were bored.

>>719261633
i never wear condoms. feels much better without.

Pro tip: always pull out as not all of them are on bitrh control

>>719267910
Rockstar whores? Please expound.

>>719267578
never change ./b.

>>719265439
nope, just BJ and finished in the pussy

>>719258510
I`ve gone to a big brothel and messed with the girl of my choice for 2 hours, paid 275 Euro total

>>719268662
>>719268662
I used to know a high end escort here who was the $5k a night type. looked like a mousy housewife. I guess guys would fly her ass around the country. very "executive" level.

>>719269082
how to find these brothels?

semi related - anyone remember the guy who posted on /b/ years ago who would fuck whores, film it , and post here?

I had a video where he drugged the girl ( he didn't say that, but it was obvious ) she was passed out and he fucked her. afterwards he basically woke her up and kicked her out.

I deleted that vid and was hoping to find a copy again

>>719269140
blonde woman mid 30s?
>granted 90% of them here are blonds in their 30s

>>719269082
That sounds like a deal to me. How does it usually work once you enter.

>>719269291
yeah actually. sandy blonde. she used to come by Borders all the time when my GF worked there.

>>719268928
the ones in the top brackets who can pretty much get away with anything as long as they dont rip off the locals

>>719262782
how did her snatch smell?

>>719269146
There are a fair amount of them in every big city in germany...

>>719269313
you pay your entry fee (75 Euro) and then there are enough girls to talk to (most of them just approach you, they want to make money, but the prettiest ones wait, thats the downside if you can't talk to girls, but keep in mind, they want something from you)

>>719269343
that must have been a while ago, too bad all the borders shutdown used to love those bookstores

>>719269430
Are there places where I can just pick from a lineup? Sounds cold but I can't talk to women for shit.

>>719269422
smelled fresh actually. she was clean. only 22 years old college student from Romania

>>719269430
thats how it worked at the king george 50 gets you in the door then the girls negotiate their rate.
when they realized i gave a fuck all about anything but getting nuts deep the ugly ones all started competiing

This thread is both very interesting and depressing at the same time

I love b lol

>>719269535
yeah it was. miss borders too :( fun to chill at. phx sort of sucks in the "hang out and do something interesting" department. I quit drinking a few years back, so bars and all that shit are out.

>>719269601
nevada you still have to negotiate with the one you pick though

>>719269721
yep i met a lot of cool peeps at Borders, I would buy a book or a magazine and hang out in the coffee shop.

>>719269601
no, they just stand there, eat, drink, talk, dance...

>>719269676
they had guidelines for their prices where I went, I paid 100 Euro for 1 hour, without anal and cum on her or in her mouth, blowjob without condom, sex of course just protected

>>719269816
RIP Borders. peace out phxbro.

>>719269889
i paid 50 to 75 no real time limit but only one of them would let me go more than once which makes sense i suppose.
>unluckily for them i get reverse anxiety and can stay diamonds for hours if i get nervous

>>719262782
>not putting a condom with a prostitute
>not realizing you are man number 2536 on her list
>enjoy STD's for life

Women on dating website will always be cleaner than those in prostitutes agency...

>>719270122
Thinking you can get HIV from receiving a BJ with no condom.

kys asap

>>719270218
there is a chance, if she has a wound in here mouth

>>719270103
I didn't cum on my first time with a prostitute

>>719258510
Why not fuck a twink for free?

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>>719270122

This.

OP should come to grips with reality. His game is what it is. If he wants to lose his vcard in a safe manner, then there are plenty of STD-free crater-faced land whales on the dating sites that are in his league.

>>719261633
government shut down the backpage escort section

>>719270281
>>719270218
There is not a single documented case of HIV being spread via oral sex. at least there wasn't when I chcked a few years ago.

>>719270671
I asked my dermatologist, she said there is a minimal chance... I don't care either, but just to be with open cards.

>>719270614
holy fuck RIP backpage

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>>719270218
HIV is not the only STD, you dumb fuck...

Ever heard of syphilis, genital wards, chlamydia ?

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>>719270122
>>719270281
actually no. believe it or not the chances of contracting HIV even with unprotected sex is very low.

even with anal sex (highest probability of crantracting) the chances are 1/909 or 0.11%. so the chances of contracting it through oral sex will be something like 1 in 100,000

>>719270964
ehh they just moved over to the dating section

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>>719271034
HIV is the gentleman of STD's...

Just Google image some and be scared for life.

>>719271034
this guy gets it

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>>719271683
you will probably be the one getting it...

>>719271034

*outside of sub-Saharan africa

>>719271881
>implying anyone is retarded enough to fuck a prozy in sub saharan africa

>>719272461
I railed an ebola patient in the deep congo on banks of a zika infected river
how fucked am i?

>>719272682
congo isnt in sub saharan africa so you should be fine

>>719258510
>What's the best and safest way to do it
Don't use a prostitute. Pay out the ass with time and money with a girlfriend who is dishonest about being a form of a prostitute.

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>>719272682
If it happened more than 2 weeks ago and you survived, you'll be fine.

You should analyse your life choices anyway...

>>719259393
Be in one yesterday
$30 for massage (30 min)
turn around half way
she ask if wanted hand job
I ask how much
she say it's included
...
win

>>719272856
i've had chlamidyia. it's a meme STD. literally doctor gave me two pill to swallow and it was gone

>>719272936
fuck where do they include a handy in the rate?
i would go every goddamn day then

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>>719272957
>WRONG
Chlamidyia is a fucker.

You can't get rid of it with 2 pills.
Better see another doctor and do a full check-up.

>>719273079
idiot. it's a course of anti biotics. have been checked since and i'm clear. also it has no real affect on men but it fucks up women. lived in the UK for 6 years and prolly 80% of students have it

>>719273079
Had that too... Hospital gave me 2 pills and wait a week it was gone. Of course you need a check up after that.

>>719273077
i was a bit shocked
it was in BERLIN

People are to obsessed with sex. Why pay money for something you can get for free. Just find some 0/10 bang her a few times then move on.

If it's really your first time you will cum soon after penetration anyway.

>>719270614
The escorts moved to the dating section

>>719273077
You must be thirsty. I'd pay to avoid a handjob. They're shit. I can have a better experience alone with my vibro-wand.

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Go on a site like eccie.net, theeroticreview.com, bigdoggie.net
and read reviews for the escorts in your area.

>>719268543
Hahaha, seriously

Without a wallet, or a kidney.

>>719271034
no one cares about HIV, it's da herp I'm worried about. Diff guy btw

>>719274164
>no one cares about HIV
enjoy your AIDS

Gorgeous 10/10 girls in Prague for under 100 USD/hr

>>719258510
Safest is always wear a condom like is it even a question? Theyre prostitute, they've fuck like an army or smth b4 you. Don't pay too much unless you want an escort experience where they pretend to give a shit about who you are. 1st sex is over rated imo.

>>719274636
only faggots and autists wear condoms. go for the clean high end ones and there's no need for that BS

>>719258510
go to thailand.

>>719275134
and do what? get fucked in the ass by some lady boys? no thanks

>>719275341
why not ?

their little pecker feels good...

Amsterdam

>>719275665
OP here. That's where I'm going. Any good brothels? Or higher end escorts. I'd shell out max 300 an hour.

>>719274636
>Don't pay too much unless you want an escort experience where they pretend to give a shit about who you are.

That's called the girlfriend experience GFE

>>719274782
The clean high-end ones make you wear a condom. That's why they are clean high-end and not some skank street Walker riddled with stds

>>719275341
most ladyboys in thailand are ass lazy, they want to be passive. they don't want to ride.

you can get a gf for around $50-$100 per day. you have to pay for food, trips, tickets and accommodation, but they will also be your guide and sex slave. you have to gift her jewellery if she stays longer then a week.

you can literally ask any girl to get the gf experience, it doesn't have to be the lady from the massage parlour or a bar maiden. if you see a cutie in 7-11 or a small shop, just ask her out.

>>719275341
There are women in Thailand you autist. When I went I hooked up with this hot chick and she lived with me 24/7 on the cheap and she would hook me up with other women. She was a pretty good tour guide too.

>>719269721
Sounds terrible, where do you go to alieviate the crippling sadness inflicted by everyday life?!

BP is the way bro. I've been with japanese/chinese girls, white thick texan stripper, thick young blonde that lied bout her age and a nasty ex pornstar that will travel anywhere i ask her to any time 24/7. Spending is between $80-$400 and every penny is worth. Now that they are cracking down on the site hard. Ive decided to double up how many i smash. Its a small world and I dont have time to get to know somebody, just give me your wet holes please.

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>>719263520
I've gotten BJ's at them, a buddy of mine has fucked in one. This is in Georgia

>>719275837
>they will also be your guide

This is a big plus especially when you don't know what the fuck you are trying to order when you go out to eat

>>719270614
Its all good bro. These thought took over the dating and massage section. Suck my dick washington.

>>719259517
Lel, don't start this bullshit. OP ( u I guess ) wants to lose his virginity to a whore, so he's already at 0

>>719276196
I've done pretty well on CL just post in mfw. 'Generous guy looking" or "Sponsor" get a few within 30 min usually college girls. I only problem I've run into is faggots flagging me. Works on tinder as well

>>719267578
Fuck yas bro.

>>719260078
STDs aren't exclusive to escorts, dingus.

>>719259903
Go to Amsterdam then. I fucked a Belgian hooker there in June. If you're quick it's 50 Euro...I spent an hour and a half with her so it was 150. She was about 5'0" tall and fucking hot. Then go smoke weed and chill.

>>719265641
Amsterdam also has joints like this. They are called Private Houses

>>719258510
Alright bud, here's what you do. Assuming you live in some middle of nowhere shit town, you're gonna wanna drive to the nearest big city. Bring about $300 in cash with you. Go to backpage . com. The escorts catagory got taken down recently, so you're gonna wanna go to women seeking men. That's where all the good stuff is.

Browse around a bit until you find a chick you like and can afford, call the number that will be in the ad and, this is the important part, try not to let your autism show in the phone call. Even hookers don't wanna deal with some fucking loser like you so you've still gotta trick them a bit. Assuming all goes well she'll text you an address to go to.

Once you get there you're in the home stretch. Follow her instructions regarding handling the money because they're all different about how they want to do it. You won't have to worry about condoms because she'll have her own and yes they'll be big enough to cover your micropenis. Once the clothes are off and the money's on the table you're good to go.

>>719258963
Yeah well I hugged like seven

>>719278938
enjoy your AIDS

I live in nevada las vegas and u can find prostitutes for around 300 on the strip downtown, they walk around but some are undercover cops i suppose the hotter looking ones are cops lol and im sure they are less likely to have std around good areas good luck m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

hot ass

>>719261633
Back page was shut down by the gubbament.

>>719259903
Nevada dude, it's legal. Wear a rubber

>>719259393
I got a hand job from a masseuse in China. I paid too much for an old lady to jerk me off. She was kind of nasty but had nice legs. She had no tits and cigarette breath. Great hand job though. The next two days I visited a "barbershop" and paid for sex. Those girls were very experienced but just wanted to fuck and go to the next one. Still paid too much but I fucked a couple of Chinese chicks in Shanghai.

>>719281377
enjoy your AIDS

>>719281377
Oh yeah and i got a rim job from an antlantean and then i went to venus got a handjob by these extraterrestrial chicks

>>719270614
>719276196
women seeking men
or in your case faggot seeking faggot

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>>719268914
Enjoy your HIV!

>>719281259

>>719283532

>>719268914
To each their own, but precum can still get someone pregnant.

>>719258963
absolutely disgusting. You could as well kiss a gloryhole

If you are willing to pay $1000, you can get a non prostitute like almost any waitress or bartender for that amount. Don't say you are paying fir sex. Frame it like helping with college tuition or rent. Don't ask them if they would do it, ask if they know someone who would. Then they can say yes, me!

>>719284547
Bumping

>>719264015
Also check out kinky.nl

100 euro for an hour

Back before Nashville decided to clean up it's image (around 2000), they had private dancer places. I picked out a girl from several, went to private room with couch. She would strip and dance for $50. Hand job for $75. Blowjob for $100. Full sex for $200. It was excellent. She was pretty and nice. A college student at Vanderbilt. I saw her three times. Lovely.

Police use Backpage for stings on Johns.

>>719258510
1. Get one rather young.
2. Pay more than 200, you get what you pay for.
3. Do it legally, Vegas is the only place you can do it
4.Most will make you were a condom anyways even if you don't want to.

I've been with $10 hookers clear up to 5k dollar escorts. It's all the same paying for sex and walking out when you are done is the best part.

for 1k, go to a college campus, walk up to any girl who turns u on and tell her you'll give her a thousand to sleep with her...no strings. you'll get a young hotty, and within 5 approaches. college chicks need money

>>719286368
Too add, in some countries this is how a father brings his son into man hood. Paying for his 1st sexual experience with a hooker. I think the US should legalize brothels again, it would be better for everyone lower STD rates, rapes you name it just better all around.

>>719258736
Nevada, not Vegas. There are no legit brothels in Vegas. Plenty of over priced meth head hookers though.

>>719259924
If youre from america you cant. They have cencored backpage now. Best bet it live review.

>>719286368
Prostitution is illegal in Vegas and Vegas proper, and some other cities. It's legal at the state level. So you'd need to do it elsewhere in Nevada.

>>719286675
Right 15 mins outside of the city limits, the best place to go is Vegas to get to the Ranch.

>>719278938
Someone post the cap of the dude who got friendzoned by a hooker

>>719287127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada

>>719286486
Agreed

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The only prostitute I had sex with was a tranny, it was amazing, recommend. There are lots of sites for you to choose.

Pic related.

>>719258510
Fucking a stranger won't change anything. You'll remain the same person, because experiencing relationships is what separates us normies from virgins like you.

>>719258510
>What's the best and safest way to do it.


The best and safest way is to not do it, you will want to lose your virginity now but doing it this way will make you regret it in the future.

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>>719262488
>>719262474
>>719261633
>>719259393
>>719258736
>>719267578


I didnt know that there were this many beta males on this board who only spend time watching porn instead of actually being around women, i shouldnt be here.

>>719287594
Dafaq you talking about anon? Don't listen to this faggot, fucking do it OP fuck that hooker!!!

>>719287594
dont listen to this retard. Trust me on this one - you'll be askin why you didnt get it done earlier. Above all, enjoy it while you can.

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>>719286506
Hooker: "Allright Daddy, why you been hiding this big dick? You should be in porn! I don't know if I can fit this inside my tight little snatch Loverboy!"

>>719278938
Top kek

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>>719258510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA__6BcxyAg

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>>719258510
How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

>>719291732
I feel sorry for the 1000 women

>>719292078
Why? They were thoroughly satified.

I feel sorry for your jerking off hand.

Op here. Any recommendations for a good private house in amsterdam?

>>719291732
What's your secret or method? Seriously want to know...

>>719293522
Being rejected by a million women.

>>719273707
>he's never had a top-tier handjob
Missing out