Is it worth marrying an poor eastern European girl kind of like

>>719243600
I've been thinking about it too.

But where would I find one without first traveling to Eastern Europe? Any good mailorder bride sites that aren't scams?

>>719243600
If she's marrying you we know where her standards are.
East Europe must be hell.

You can marry me. Please.

>>719243600
you were misled

>>719243600
Sounds about right to me.

And damn those fucking saggy-ass eastern euro tits.

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>>719244546
can you tell me a more accurate description

>>719243600
that chiks are desperate, you dont want that kind of pussy in your life.
my ex gf father (yeah, stupid and desperate old man) waste money in Ukranian girl, she promised to marry him, but she wanted her mother to leave the country too.
They are waiting for a chance to leave, not a chance to find someone nice.
You will be forever a certified cuck

>>719244612
enough milk to end world hunger

>>719245201
what happened?
did she cheat on him or leave after coming to america?

>>719243600
No, because she'll kill you when she obtains more liberties. Might take a while, but it'll happen.

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>>719245201
I just want a girl with naturally huge tits, slim body, and obedient/loyal.
Very hard to find those here...

>>719244847
theyre mostly short hairy girls with a lisp. i'm a balkanfag , i know

>>719245201
This sounds like the exact plot to the book A Short History Of Tractors In Ukrainian...

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>>719245705
Arent there a lot of desperate hot slave girls in ukraine and russia?

>>719246123
Ukraine is more poor than Russia. Or try Poland

>>719246123
i dont know what the fuck happens there, but probably not. i think you fell for the meme bud.

>>719246255
isnt that the point

I have yet to meet a single eastern European or Russian girl that wasn't a
>gold digger
>nigger lover
>unpleasant cunt
>backstabbing slut

That said go for it. Just get ready to shit to inevitably hit the fan when it does.

her name please

>>719246465

this

I would be fine with an arrangement of hey, I get you to the states, we stay hooked up for required time, during that time, WE FUCK, then if you want/i want, we can split no ties and she can enjoy her American citizen ship. I have some nice memories and vids of me plowing her eastern European ass....mutually beneficial to me.

>>719246447
can confirm

>>719246435
Yeah lol. Beware though, sometimes they turn into babushkas at age 35

>>719246768
its not the 70s anymore bro.

>>719244279
stats?

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>>719246465
Lidiya Krasnoruzheva

>>719243600
unfortunately, when they get here they connect with other eastern europeans, that is bad news for you.

not only will you have to deal with those fucks in your life, they will also tell her all about how to suck you dry and divorce you so she can get with one of them on your dime.

>>719245201
your grammar is so bad i assume you're a jealous rusfag who can't get any

Whats with the big tits all the time? I prefer a big rack over no rack but a nice mediu, firm rack is best IMO. Guess I have always been an ass man because I like hitting that pussy doggy style. Why the huge tits though? I don't get it.

>>719246768
That's the problem, a lot of these women, like all women, can't even do that. They'd want their cake and eat it too. I proposed that exact arrangement to a stripper not too long ago. We marry, she gets a green card, when it's all over we split. Then she said oh well I'd only fuck you if I'm single, I want to do my own thing, I'd want a boyfriend. So then what the fuck is the point. The whole reason to do it is for the guaranteed sex you dumbfuck, not so you can cuck me every chance you get. They're just like American women but in some cases worse and/or dumber.

>>719247135
what if I dont let her out of the house? Are they not as submissive as advertised?

>>719246860
What, we gotta stay together longer? Whats changed? I know a Russian chick here that that is kinda what happened for her, only a few yrs ago. She works at my office. Hot, chill, just wanted out of Siberia. Not a gold digger surprisingly. Could be if she wanted too certainly. We fucked after hanging out for a bit. Her mom is still there. Not trying to get her ass over here.

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Get the right one and they can be so obedient. My woman does what she's told in the home, even though she has a top job on the outside. Look after them well financially. If you can.

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>>719247220
If they are natural and perky, its like a real life anime character i guess

>>719244279
Instagram?

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>>719247344
Takes discipline very well. Ready for a spanking.

>>719243600
They'll do one of two things to you
Either a) they'll cheat on you and won't care if you know it or nto
or b) they'll let themselves go and become fat and lazy

>>719247242
Well , I would assume the deal is, to get her and stay, shes gotta be married to you. My deal is, we fuck during that time, frequently..lol. If you want to make that an open relationship during that process, negotiate away, or they can just hide and lie like women do anyways screwin on the low, whatever, as long as I get mine without effort and on schedule, cool. This isn't about emotion, this is about, trading one thing for the other. An arrangement.

>>719245626
the amount of autism on this board

>>719247135
Anon here is telling the truth

>>719247924
Why don't you just get a prostitute and hire maids? It'd be 100x cheaper than a mail order bride.
First you gotta actually buy them, then you gotta feed and clothe her.
It's not gonna be cheap in any sense of the word.
Unless you're looking for faux companionship, a mail order bride is just bonkers.

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>>719243600

>dated a beautiful romanian woman for a year and a half.
>killer body, great sex
>sexy accent
>very smart, great sense of humor
>amazing cook
>her visa expired and she wanted me to marry her, I wasnt ready for the commitment
>6 months later shes out with our friends and they get pulled over, ask for her ID
>expiredpassport.jpg
>I have to drop her off at the airport the next morning
>her name was Carmencita
>i miss her every day
>i should have married her
>cant come to the states for like 5 more years
>MFW

>>719247135
See other than the connection of language and similar shithole backstories, the Russian women I know hate Russian dudes. They say they are all fucking alcoholics and assholes. Just how they breed them in Russia.

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>>719247559
>like a real life anime character

>>719243600
>>naturally busty and petite
Definitely more there then in the west but its still not a majority by any sense.
>>obedient wife, opposes modern feminism
Eastern Euros are more traditional that is true. kind of the reason for the "busty petite" result. all east euros ive known despised america's fat acceptance bs.
>>hard working for family and around the house
again yes more than here because more tradional gender roles
>>intelligent but dumb when it comes to simple things
If youre looking for an obedient sex doll, highly doubt she'll be inteligent. clever possibly.
>>low standards, just wants to go west
very true. most slavic girls hate their countries and dream about moving west.

In short, yes the eastern euro girl you are thinking about does exist BUT you will have to look. many are sneaky and not trustworthy.

My dad's friend married a girl from ukraine and she was a typical housewife. family was happy. its def possible

>>719248306
dam bro hope things work out for you

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>>719247559

>>719246447
>Niggerlover
Every born and raised eastern european chick ive met.
>Golddigger
Mostly russians and poor eastern european jews

>>719247924
That's what I'm saying, I literally made it crystal clear of we're married, we have to fuck. When I want, as much as I want. She didn't even want to do that, only if she's "single". Which would technically be never since she's married to me that's the funny part. It doesn't matter, I realized later on it would've been a horrible decision but it makes me laugh to think about. This is a woman that's here illegally, from a piss poor country, and she acts as if I would be the worse person to have sex with. As if she can do better, and she'd rather pay thousands more to avoid having sex with me. It makes me hate women, all of them. It's why I don't respect foreigners either.

Anyway, it's up to you. Just keep in mind that women do not stand by their word and they have zero loyalty. The concept of honor doesn't exist to them. Russians especially will fuck you over if they get the chance

>>719247008
Even their lottery machines are 30 years behind

>>719248237
Naw, I want to see the evolution of her existence during this trans formative period. I want to enjoy the feeling of ownership and help her during this period. I mean for fucks sake of course I would have a hand in picking the one I felt was right. Not like you get on a list and some random chick is assigned to you. You vet them. You fucking pick, not her. I work at MS, we got a shitload of dudes with mail order brides.

>>719248306
man the fuck up. Surprise her in Romania, and fucking propose in some epic way

>>719248994
>a woman didn't want to fuck me for money
>god I hate women

>>719248873
i dont mind gold digger that much.
the term is kind of dumb to be honest. guys pretend if they were girls theyd date a poorfag. every smart girl is a gold digger and theres nothing wrong with that.
Man provides income and wealth
woman provides children and sex

>>719248994
Lol it just sounds like you're a sad beta. What you're saying is she didn't want to have sex with someone she wasn't that attracted to basically for money.
Sounds like she was actually pretty good.

Avoid poor or fucked countries girls, cubans for example, they will marry anyone who can take them out of their country, once they are out they bitchslap you goodbye, or just gold dig the shit out of you while fucking 20 other men

>>719247344
This pic looks like its ffom the 70s

>>719247008
My new pron waifu

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>>719248306
>>719248809
>>719249127

thanks bros, this is a picture of me and her

>>719243600

I did something similar, except I'm a Polish-American, who met a chick while visiting the old country, kept in touch, and eventually told her to pack her bags and get a visa.

>>719249771
Those eyes, Unreal blue/green mix it appears. Nice.

>>719249877

yeah thats what got me at first

>>719248237
Do maids really fuck you? I pay my sister to clean my place, but ive never tried to fuck her, mostly because i dont want to.

Now, how does this work? Do the maids clean and THEN fuck you? I cant really see them fucking you then be very motivated to clean the apartment. If she cleans and then we fuck, should I make the bed? Or does she make the bed if shes still on the clock? How does this work?

>>719249771
she has great eyes. nice catch

>>719249302
>pay young American far less for marriage and all I have to do is fuck him when he wants
>NOPE I'll pay a nigger far more money for the exact same thing and try unsuccessfully to slut around, or get deported
Women logic

>>719249372
I wasn't paying her money she was going to pay me. The point is she's going to fuck the person she's married too whether she wants too or not, that's the funny thing about it. So to put up that much resistance is laughable. So then you're a gold digging whore or a complete slut if it's that much of an issue for you. That or you'd rather fuck niggers then.

You know, I used to think all eastern girls were desperate. Then I married a russian, I didnt even know she was russian when I met her.

Things have changed in the east, I've spent a lot of time in the Ukraine and Russian as well as Poland. Ukrainian brides are a well know scam, its almost like an inside joke the whole country gets. Although money talks and Ukraine is poor.

Russia has changed radically In the last 15 years, housing is cheaper, everyone has cars, very low unemployment rate etc, russian girls, the ones you want, now days have pretty high standards. They is a romance and "manlyness" standard they are used to being treated with. Anything less and you come off boring and feminine.

Most of the polish women I've known seemed pretty desperate to leave poland and get to the UK, maybe even worse than Ukrainians i know.

All in all, Op youre about 20 years too late for this to go well.

>>719245626
>I just want a perfect 10/10 body on a girl who will do what I want her to do and let me do what I want to do and somehow this ideal goddess of a woman is going to want to marry me and fuck me even though I'm a 2/10 at best, and have terrible hygiene and a worse personality

Dream big I guess

>>719249334
Thats implying im a lazy sad fuck. If i was a chick, assuming I still had the same personality, id like financial independance and hate having other people pay for me. Which is how I am now.

>>719249975
Probably not

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>>719249975
first day on the /b/ kiddo?

>>719249771
Is she a vampire? Be careful.

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>>719249771
your a fucking dick bag why not just marry her. now youve lost her and shes probably getting dicked everyday and your not there to save her . Pitty

>>719250358
I've never seen any maid fucking tutorials on /b/ before. What the hell are you even implying? Or are you commenting on the first part and suggesting that the only reason I wouldnt want to fuck my sister is because its my first day and being exposed to /b/ makes you into incest. What if my sister is ugly as shit?

>>719250060
Obviously you are wrong. She wanted to find someone she actually like or at least was attracted too. She just didn't want a neckbeard like you.

yall are sad. got me a tiny, cute, southern lady who was raised right. shes never dishonest, can cook, clean, organize, ect all on her own. she services me in bed anytime i want without bitching or expecting anything in return, texan born and raised. TL;DR it took me like 18 years of terrible gfs to find my ideal woman(ill be 30 this year) worth every mistake cuz now i know how to keep her.

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>>719250827
nevermind, your response confirmed

>>719250882
No she wanted a rich cuck like 90% of the whores like eastern europe

I don't care because people like this are going to get deported, starting on Friday

>>719246447
100% this

>>719251309
All his wives are eastern european...

>>719244279
timestamp

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>>719251309
such a butthurt beta

>>719243600
>>719244279
If you're a dude I'm down for this

post ur dick bro

hard to find a gay slav

By eastern European girl, you really mean Chinese

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>>719246447
So much truth here...

I met and married a Russian girl for money. True story, she wanted to leave the country and her daddy was rich. She offered me money to marry her just long enough to become a citizen. She always fucked the shit out of me to keep me happy and paid for everything. I got 2 brand new MBZ's. When she got her papers she moved out and wrote me a check for big bucks. I later heard she bought over her mafia bf and they married.

>>719251848
nice

what kind of money we talking? was it worth all the years wasted?

>>719249771
wait. Isn't she a porn star? I swear I have seen her in some amateur public videos on xvideos

>>719251848
i mean, never expect a girl richer than you to be loyal. you took the submissive role.
also dont stick your dick in mafia

>>719243600
>obedient
That's the lie, Op. Women will walk all over a beta male, no matter what country they're from.

dated a chick in HS who moved here with her ma from Russia, 5' ,great tits, she was completely fucking insane. so insane she "dissappeared" for 2 years while dating, turns out her ma put her in the looney bin

>>719252361
hxxp //www.xvideos.com/video9573892/sexy_eurobabe_suzy_fox_flashes_her_big_tits_and_banged

>>719252361

She is

I'm an American and used to live in Prague. Literally every women in the region is a prostitute. Even the married ones with day time jobs. They all will fuck for about ~$60 to ~$80 dollars. Blow job $10. I never had a woman say no to me there once I started flashing cash.

Show me a married women in Eastern Europe and I'll show you her pimp. Professional women making a little extra cash for her husband after work is common place there. It's part of their culture.

>>719252922
>east European
>speaks Spanish
>probably from Galicia therefore

Yeah, checks out

>>719253198

Old pasta

>>719249771

Get off our board normie

>>719253293
Huh? What I just wrote is not pasta.