What is the most rarerest object you can find in ur room? I have

Myself. I am an object, and there is no one that shares my exact DNA sequence.

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>>719173670
That's fake

>>719173670
3000 years ago it had a nose.

>>719173670
>3000 years old papyrus
>touching it with his bare hands

y tho

>>719173670

I have an relic from Imperial Japan under my bed

It's an old TOSHIBA laptop

I estimate it to be 2000 years old

>>719173670
>and i estimate
And that's why it could be some shit that fell off some tourist-vendors camel as well, dipshit

This is a carrier bag from a tourist gift shop...

>>719173792
nothing is identical to each other, not even two same brand of beer bottles because there is surely differences at atomic level.

>>719173792
/threading your own post. It's faggots like you that make me sick.

>>719173792
Then about 8 billion other humans and a fuckton of animals are excactly as rare as the rarest thing in your room.
Also:
>I am an object
yeah...nah

>>719174025
wow didn't your mom give pussy this morning or why u so mad?

I have some 100+ year old British coins my grandmother never spent for some reason over the decades. They're worth like €3 each, not that rare at all but whatever.

>>719173843
>>719173843
being this much of a pussy.

>>719173826
how did it smell?

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>>719173670
5/10
made me reply

The rarest thing I can find in my apartment right now is my girlfriend not being a total cunt for once.

that looks freshly printed OP, the collors are WAY too vibrant to be that old. Or did I just get trolled?

>>719173792
>saying /thread to yourself
Your remark was not remotely funny, pleasy kill yourself.

>>719173670
The sphinx nose only fell off in the 1400's noob. That might be papyrus but it looks like tourist garbage

>>719173670
>most rarest

Retard alert

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>>719173670
artifact / smoking / bait

>>719174473
awful

>>719174229
she did. but i don't need no pussy man...i need love...

So fuck you and your dumb as fuck estimations.
What expertise on the subject do you have anyway, you rancid swine

>>719173670
Well I guess it's the roll of aluminium foil with my signature on it.

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OP here. I have another relic. Some sort of beer mug that i inherited from my grandpa. It's quite heavy.

>>719173670
>What is the most rarerest object you can find in ur room?

a turd

>>719175197
Wow cool

>>719175171
Do you estimate it to be a thousand years old, you dumb fuck?

>relic
As in
>Some shit my granpa bought at an overpriced souvenir shop

Hundred year old, one of a kind, solid gold pocket watch

>>719173670
A real life actual woman.

OP here This is some painting with massive frames from my grandpa. I don't like that painting tho. Frames are good looking!

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>>719175659

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>>719173670
They're in a safe, but the safe is in my room.

A German coin from 1942, very corroded, found in woods outside of my grandparents' home in Poland. You can make out a little eagle clinging onto a Swastika if you look close enuff.

>>719175694
Now that's some nice shit

But i bet a hundred bucks, that black lotus isn't real

>>719173670
i have a flip phone

>>719173670
I have a prison letter from GG allin plus some signed 7s and a tape he made of the aids brigade 7inch

>>719175954
>>719175694
both. just saw theres another one on the top left

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>>719175954

>>719175171
Why does it say rathaus? Which idiot made that?

>>719175694

Moar Black lotus pics, plox

>>719175694
God, that experimental border Counterspell is making me drool

>>719174514
Kek. But sad. But kek

>>719173670

i have a genuine autograph of adolf hitler from 1978

>>719173670
Says he as he holds a lit cigarette within inches of this combustable material. OP should go to work with ISIS destroying pieces of ancient artifacts.

>>719176162
yeah im talking bullshit. Xcuse me

some more close up pics?

>>719175694
>>719175954
>>719176224
>>719176228

>like a virgin
>touched for the very first time

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>>719173670
a few 1oz Krügerrand Coins, Gold isn't really are but its probably the most expensive thing in my room,
also for rarest probably that amber with a couple of really old bugs in it.

>>719175694
How's that rare? Those are manufactured by a company. The company said "we're going to make only three of those cards just to get more money from them" and people fell for it? I mean it's a piece of paper with some paint on it.

>>719176374

Hitler is still alive so it is worth nothing

>>719176224
Lemme finish game on MODO first.

I found a chunck of sedimentary fossil when i was digging out my fire pit, i think thats pretty crazy old

>>719175171
>>719175453
i live in munich i can send you, like 10 of those exact mini mugs

>>719176374
Impossible! Hitler died in April 75

>>719176443

>I have had my hands over many cumdumpsters
>I have had my hands over none Black Lotus

Yes, i am a virgin

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OP here. This vase is handpainted. i don't know when it was painted but there are some text that i have no idea. I got it from grandpa.

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An actual used-by-the-players baseball from a recent Columbus Clippers game

Not rare at all, but the most genuine real item I have is a 1943 Mosin Nagant with all original parts, still has the hammer n cycle stamp visible

>>719176576
you can tell from the cracks in the "glazing" that its not high quality, old yes, but rare, no.

>>719176443
The time i played magic i was a virgin, that's right. Aint not more and play no more but the nostalgia is nice.
Since >>719175694 has them in his safe, i would assume he doesn't play anymore either, but kept the ones with the highest worth.
But i think it would be too much thinking, to ask from a neandertal like you

Btw- calling someone a virgin, like it was a great accomplishment to have fucked a girl, let's you look like a pretty sad case

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I have this fingerbox dated back to the 19th century. cool huh?

>>719176524
how much one cost?

>>719173670
That's very unlikely anon.

>>719174440
The oils on your hand are extremely damaging to things like that you fucking tard

I used to collect razors.

I have one Gillette "Psycho" with the original key. They were used in asylums for the patients to shave. The guard had a key to open the razor and load or remove the blade.

I also have one from a company that was in competition with Gillette but eventually got bought out. Gillette began manufacturing their razors in the factory but didn't swap out the plating. So it's a Gillette razor with the competitions brand on it.

No pics cause I'm lazy

>>719176452
>How is any painting in the world rare?
>I mean it's just some canvas with oil-paint on it

>How is a sculpture rare?
>I mean it's just rock that someone tortured with some tools

These cards might be more "rare" than diamonds. You won't get any magic cards with top condition from 1991 anymore than there are left.
Diamonds on the other hand are made "rare" on purpose too, but there are shittons of it in africa

>>719176524
Here in Frankfurt you are thrown to death with those too. Especially the last weeks with the christmas marked around.

I have a human foot...and a human hand...
remarkably well preserved.
At least 50 years old.

>>719177013
It would be more interesting if they all were separately handpainted tho.

>>719176916
U really tryin to explain that to a cretin like this >>719174440 ?

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>>719177136
Quite expensive?

>>719177222
That's true. But in the beginning those were intended to be played with. A handpainted card would look like shit after 10 games...

I would like the idea of 'some' special handpainted cards though.
Like...the one original card of every copy.

>>719176833
like 5-10€ a piece? most souvenir shops have them.
actually almost all of them do

>>719177455
Just...don't buy them here, where white people make them.
Buy them in china. I would assume there are shops with this stuff that make decent quality ones for 20-30 dollars. Since the chinese love this stuff but only a minority gets to really visit germanistan...

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>>719176426
>some more close up pics?
Fresh pic related.

>>719176452
>How's that rare?
Just is. There are only:
2 BGS 10 Summer Balances
2 BGS 9.5 Summer Fastbonds
4 BGS 9.5 Summer Sol Rings
4 BGS 9 Summer Hurricanes

And there are similar test prints (full foil or not, left side/right side) but each is unique. When there's only one of something, that's pretty rare.

>>719177455
Also i would assume the one you posted isn't a miniature like >>719175171

>>719177455
not even close to being the same that was posted, this is actual quality work and for a good stein thats a good price,
what the dude posted was a fuckin cheap souvenir trinket.

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A fucking alexandrite like this one.

>>719177754
and quality is pretty much shit.

>>719173670
I have a Taiwanese Nintendo Famicom.

>>719176800
oldfag

>>719173670
Burn it.

my cock

>>719177803
thanks for the pics. more of the other ones?

Also
>When there's only one of something, that's pretty rare

I kind of have a rarer feeling to it, when there is only 2-5 of something.
I would assume there are less things out there, where are only 2-5 of it than one-of-a-kind-things.
Like >>719174089 and >>719174153 said

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>>719173670
best i have

>>719177880
All i know is that chinese CAN make very high quality products.
That's why i said he should look for 20-30 dollar ones(maybe 50). Not the ones they send you for 5.

A walking stick that has a head shaped Like a birds head, I found it on a beach

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>>719176742
>Since >>719175694 (You) has them in his safe, i would assume he doesn't play anymore either,
I still play, just not Vintage anymore. Mostly Modern, actually. Just started playing Legacy again, though.

>>719177977
because he uses a meme that is on here like every other month?
Could be a kid from last summer as well

i have a shoes box of tattoo stuff, machine and needles and what not. Rotary gat incase anyone cared

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I have a maverick f1 floyd rose setup. I have never seen another.

>>719173670
>and i estimate it could be at least 3000 years old

fucking lost

>>719178264
Im one of those nostalgia fags that dislike a lot in the "new" magic.
But that's just my part...
I don't play WoW since burning crusade anymore either. It all just got worse with every expansion/edition.

What fucked me up most was, that after Kamigawa, legendarys weren't NEARLY as epic to have then it was before...

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hookups deck with both top and bottom graphic.

>>719178552
the fuck is that

>>719178593
skate board

>>719178552
You...you get on the streets with that?

>>719173847
Nice.

>>719177851
yes that is 0,5 liter mug.

>>719177871
What material they use in cheap soveneurs?

I have a manuscript from Nepal that might be about 200 years old. To be honest, it is not that spectacular: there are quite a lot of manuscripts like that. The only thing is: it is hard to get your hand on when you're not in Nepal. Btw I have no picture proof: it is at my parent's place in a dry environment, so it will not decay further

>>719178732
are you asking if id use it? probably not, my last one got hit by a bus and kinda scarred me. if i run this one i wont grip the top and just cruise on it

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I've got a a bunch of old books that are about 100 to 150 years old, Plus 11 fossils, A original star wars poster with cast, George lucas and John williams signatures, a signed yankees baseball from about 15 years ago plus about 500 more books in my bedroom but I own about 16,000


It feels good to be rich

>>719173670

I'm sad enough to have a complete 4th ed. Magic: the Gathering set.

>>719178905
So not in your room then?

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boobs in ma room

>>719176452
Because the company invested in their fan base, making the game fun and attracting customers, people care about the game so the cards have value to them.

>>719179005
... oh yeah

>>719179026
Shitty tattoo is shitty.
Would chew the middle nipp though.

>>719173670
Smome it

>>719173670
i have a ruby the size of a peach pip just laying in my closet.
i have no idea what its worth nor have i made effort in finding out.

>>719177871
burned clay
It's easy to tell the shitty quality of the posted minimug by just looking at the fucking color and machine- pressed pattern.

In my room is a shirt my dad gave me that he wore at Woodstock that might be kinda rare

>>719173670

I have an electric guitar, which belonged to Augusto Cersare

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>>719178114
>thanks for the pics. more of the other ones?
Used to have more summer cards. I sold a bunch of (30 or so) commons and uncommons.

>>719179271
and also his plectrum

>>719173670
Nice bait anon

>>719179026
Without a timestamp that pair of boobs is as well in ya room, as it is not in ya room

>>719176742
mad virgin detected

anyone got megaladon teeth?

>>719179205
do they sell thes machine pressed mugs in web?

>>719179276
Got some of them myself! I love and allways have loved the dark ritual.
Wish mine weren't at my fathers house. Don't live there anymore but i left my cards there.

>>719173792
>/thread
fucking bitch you cant "/thread" your own post kys

>>719173670

ugliest, most fucking vile hand/cig combo. ffs

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>>719179415
>tfw you're 40, and you've only fucked one chick and it ruined your 40-year old virgin status

>>719179415
pretty much the answer i expected.

>>719177305
Good point.

feeets show me moar feeetttsss

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Gretzky is pissed I got this for $3.12 MILLION!! his was trimmed lulz

>>719179631
shit that's harsh

>>719179568
>Wish mine weren't at my fathers house. Don't live there anymore but i left my cards there.
Was in a similar situation for a while, but it paid off. I bought cards I already had so that I would have one for play without going to my folks' place. It certainly paid off in the end with cards like Tabernacle (have 2 now).

got some Kauri tree amber. it's like 100.000 years old

>>719179994
planets on 10k old dumbfuck

>>719173670

I have 3 of those, but with different images.

Bought them used - framed - on facebook for 20 bucks.
That shit was probably made during the last 15 years = Ain't worth shit

>>719180098
wat

>>719180164
10 thousand years old

>>719180288
>what is oil?

>>719180288
you sayin the planet isn't 10k years old? are u kidding?

>>719180164
>never heard of YEC
>that's the joke.jpg

>>719180288
that's bullcrap. It's only 6000 years old.

>>719180164
lulz

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>>719179026
that shit is ugly enough to be a modern art master-piece

>>719180164
>>719180352
>>719180365
read the good book faggots

>>719180458
john wayne is that you? is this me?

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>>719180288
>Year 2017
>The planet is 10k or 6k years old
The fuck? You weren't too good at math huh?
Or...just logical thinking

>>719180558
...something, something, slimy cocksucker.

>>719180495
oh you mean the Quran?

>>719180380
Wrong.
fuck guys, how hard is this? The earth is 2017 years old..

>>719180595
holy rollers
god squad

>>719180595
that other dumb fuck aint me, its 10k

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>>719173670

>>719180634
naw dawg failed crusades let to the rise of The book of sandniggers

>>719180595
you so gay bruv... horty smorty sound muthe fuck

i was in my room just glassin and i found a moose

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>>719180595
whats that have t do with math. and they are clearly referencing something ur ignorant of.

>>719180558
who the fuck said that?
who's the slimy little shit communist twinkle-toed cocksucker down here that just signed his own death warrant

>>719180895
the private refuses to reverse his view, in fear the drill instructor will on beat him harder

>>719180643

Dumbass. America is 2017 years old.

>>719181051
Good movie. Shame they never made any sequels.

>>719180787
>failed crusades
>failed

thats why it aint a good book.

but shit aside, the quran is a better read as far as content goes.
>inb4 gtfo mudslime, nope, i dont have to believe in spiderman just cause i read his comic

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>>719177803

>>719176060
Show me please!

I have boxes of my grandfathers old files, from his time working for the government.

Files dating back to WWII up to the end of 1990's.
Files suggesting Hitler never died in his bunker, but fled to South America were he died during the 70's.
Also more than 200 names of former nazi scientists, strategists and engineers, who got safe haven in America during operation Paperclip.
Mainly files from the Department of Defense, the the State Department, homeland security and the CIA.
Lots of interesting stuff, but too much for me to care about reading it all.

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>>719181263
>Good movie. Shame they never made any sequels.

>>719181263
agree, its top 3 for me

>>719176447
Amber with bugs isn't worth shit lol

>>719181266
i have only read a few verses, regarding infidels

>>719177175
Show me fgt

>>719180380
are you fucking dumb the age is 18, anything that came before me is a test of my faith!!!!

>>719181495
tbh as a work of fictions its a damn pretty read

>>719176215
It means hospital in german you idiot.

>>719181770
i have the feeling i will be reading it, along with bible. Lately ive been on more poetry tho

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>>719181348
>too much for me to care

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>>719181263
>Shame they never made any sequels.

>>719179548
i dunno maybe over ebay, to lazy to check.

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HP Lovecraft baby from a tribe when I was in deep Africa.

>>719182970
nice back on track!

>>719182970
looks nice! what is your estimation of how old that is´?

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I have those wierd bottles my grandpa found near a crashed nazi alien ship.

>>719181464
>implying
He never said it cost anything, he just said it's the rarest thing he has. Million-year-old bugs preserved in a chunk of fossilized sap is pretty neat.

>>719173792
GTFO newfag