Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>719156338 The rules

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Still here.

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>>719170140
*Does that tongue thing*

>>719170171
In summer, we generally break 100F.

>>719170531
How the fuck...

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Woot! I turn 19 tomorrow

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>>719172038
Didn't say claim, cunt.

カラミチーマス

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I love Xanax.

I''m such a low life.

I love /waifu/

I fucking love drugs.

I love Chen

>>719173441
Stop swearing to look edgy for your friends ;)

>>719175343

Fuck yourself

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Best type moon claimed.

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Yuno claimed

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>>719175448
Zoinks scoob you can't just switch waifus like that

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How wise is it to get drunk on 2 or 3 hours of sleep?

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>>719175804
Kiss

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>>719176644
Very, how wise is it to eat undercooked expired beef?

cut me yuno

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>>719176826
Probably not very, but if it's not too expired then I'd do it anyway.

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Claim

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>>719177245
Yeah just like a day or so, train your immune system by eating a bit expired food.

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>>719177691
I just noticed someone's foot is holding the mug

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>>719177809
her own

>>719176644
If you're getting piss drunk, not very. You'll get the sleep and wake up with the feeling of a vise grip around your head. If you're doing it for a buzz/relaxation, you'll be mellower than usual, in a good way. Sleep afterwards will be quite nice.

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>>719177905
cute feet

>>719178085
>>719175890

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>>719177736
Why?

>>719177986
Yeah I'm mostly doing it for the buzz.

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>>719178142
Because about to expire food is cheap and I'm prone to forgetting about it or waiting until the next day.

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>>719178142
By introducing a small, manageable amount of pathogens your immune system can relatively easily take them out, and it sort of adds whatever method it used to its repertoire in case it it ever encounters that same variety again. It's similar to how when you are little doctors inject you with a vaccine (sometimes a very small amount of weakened diseases) so that your body activates what's called acquired immunity

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>>719178085
thx i guess
nice to here

>>719178837
hear*
>>719177589
i like this looks pure

>>719176233
What?

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>>719178254
The expiration date is just an approximate date.
Things that expire in a week can probably be consumed a few days after it expired without a problem.
Things that expire in a month can probably be consumed a week or two without a problem.
Things that expire in years, cann probably be consumed for months if not a year later.

Things that expire after a day or two... check it before consuming, even after a day.

Expiration date is just a "this products is safe to consume during this time. Afterwards probably for a while too, but it's your fault if you eat it, not ours ya dingus"

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>>719178254
Ah, right. I do that sometimes, it's not so bad.

>>719178643
Ah, right. I didn't know that it'd do that with food, but I guess it makes sense.

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>>719179531
I know I know

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>>719179531
Yep, I get this question all the time at work. Very few things have a hard and fast expiration date outside of stuff like baby formula and meal supplements- even then it's not a safety date so much as a date when the nutrition content of the product starts to decline.

With the meat, color, odor, and other stuff will be a much better judge of safety, although I've caught dishonest retailers in the act of doctoring dates or taking expired meat to the grinder to mix with fresh product and stamping a new date on it.

Spices and dry goods just go stale or lose flavor, fragrance, and color over time.

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>>719180146
>I've caught dishonest retailers in the act of doctoring dates or taking expired meat to the grinder to mix with fresh product and stamping a new date on it.

I worked in a grocery store in retail once...
I had to repackage expired cakes (who have an expiration date of 2 days) more than once.

Even heard stories of a coworker who had to cut off the mold from cheese, cut the yellow cheese up and reuse it.

I liked the job, but the work ethic of my boss was shit. Thankfully I only saw her on one saturday (only worked on saturdays)

>>719179726
Good!

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>>719180545
Some trickery is pretty shitty and easy to see through, while others are a bit more indepth. Carbon monoxide packaging is a nice way to keep meats looking red for a longer period of time even after they've turned. Counterfeit product sometimes finds its way into the food supply too, it happens every so often around here with homemade/raw milk cheeses that get fake labels, inspection seals, etc. that can pass for the real thing unless you know exactly what to look for.

Truth be told, we end up catching it in the act many times because someone in-house provides excellent video or other tips to key in on. Other times a contractor, exterminator, or someone else doing work at the facility gives us a nice tip.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Dbf5vmpKM

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Hey everyone! How are you all doing? My exam seemed to go smoothly today, now to just do my last exam tomorrow morning, and wait for the results in two to three weeks time!

As for eating food past its sell-by date, I used to do it all the time as an undergrad. The food was still fine and it never did me any harm.

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I want to fade away.

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>>719179673
Lol I should have left a disclaimer: there verdict is still out as to whether the idea of immune system conditioning can be extended to eating to this. But data does suggest a correlation convincing enough for the NIH to fund further research

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>>719182434
What are you studying? What was your exam in? Congrats on doing well on it!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGtC2f3E_pY
I'll be back in like 30 minutes or so
>>719182747
<3

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>>719182434
I'm doing good! Congrats on how your exam went, I hope the results are good.

>>719182801
Ah, fair enough. Like it sounds like it should work, but without evidence we can't really assume.

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>>719182801
Akari

>>719176826
Depends what you consider expired?

- Steakman
kek

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>>719183178
Thanks! Good to hear you're doing good!

>>719182946

I'm studying conference interpreting and translation studies. My exam was in interpreting from French to English today.

>>719183854
A-Arisu?

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This is my waifu, now GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OF /b/

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It's pretty dead today.

>>719183854
Hello! How are you?

>>719184546
Ah very cool. Do you specialize in French? Do you know any other languages?

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>>719186253
I could have sworn I attached this image...

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>>719186159
Seems like it.

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>>719186438
So how's it going?

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>>719186253
I do specialise in French. I also specialise in Italian. I can also grasp Spanish and German, and I know some Mandarin and Japanese, too.

>>719186253
Banging my head against programming and how to get this led to change brightness depending on how kuchen light the sensor is receiving *.*

>>719182747
Slut

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>>719186629
it's fine.
I just grabbed something to eat.
How is it on your end?

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>>719176644
You're living too close to the edge!

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back...

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>>719188760
Welcome back.

>>719186736
How much light*

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>>719188760
Welcome back Ruka! What's up?

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Sorry for the delay my room mates grandmother stopped by unexpected and I helped her with a few things

>>719186710
Oh wow I'm jealous will you / do you get to travel often? Does language come naturally to you?

>>719186736
Sounds complicated! I unfortunately don't know much about circuits or low level programming (or all the much about high level yet for that matter lol). How do you go about programming it? Do you hook it up to a computer? Sorry these are probably really dumb questions

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>>719186792
Am not. Not all the time at least.

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>>719190212
Thanks Akarin! If I can become an actual interpreter, I hope I'll get to travel a lot! It certainly is a thing for those working with international organisations. And yep, languages come naturally to me- languages are my main hobby, so because of that it comes quite easily to me. Do you speak any other languages?

>>719190268
Trap=Slut
You=Trap
therefore You=Slut

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>>719190212
Did she pay you for helping her?

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>>719190601
Then by that definition I am a slut.

>>719190780
You are indeed

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>>719190780
Welcome to the club!

Someone stole my fucking bike

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>>719191068

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>>719189177
^^
>>719189946
I had visitors! we ate pasta and watched a movie^^
it was good.

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I identify as a girl.
Only so I can marry Tracer.
I'm also lesbian.

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>>719191068
Where you mugged? Are you okay?
>>719191366
:3c

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>>719190464
I'm afraid not, other than a little Spanish from high school. I can remember quite a few random words and can construct very basic sentences but other than that no. Lol I'm probably not conjugating the verbs correctly with what I do know either.

>>719190695
Lol no it was really basic stuff on her phone. We spent most of the time just catching up

Unfortunately I have to get off of here. It was nice talking with you guys!

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>>719191513
>tfw best girl leaves so fast

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>>719191452
,':)

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>>719191729
You don't seem very happy are you okay?

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Sombra se reclama

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>>719191053
I've been in it for years.

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>>719191452
No it was outside the gas station while I was getting an Icee and I'm not fucking ok I'm fucking furious and my throats swelling up from how mad I am and my blood is pounding and I can barely fucking type

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>>719191956
PHRASING PLEASE

>>719192109
You actually deserved it. You probably store a bicycle's worth of candy bars and Karma rained down on you.

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>>719192109
>The thief is complaining about theft

>>719190212
I use an arduino to program the board and the outputs go to a breadboard
They aren't really dumb questions, if you don't know anything about it, it's more the first step to understanding

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>>719192109
S-sorry about you bike.

Was it one of those aluminum bikes that cost a lot of money or was it a motorcycle?

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>>719192171
Hmm?