HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
Heil Hitler
I am a peaceful German citizen
ANDHPN SDPN ADSHPCN ASNP
sieg heil!
re roll
>>719170398
dont mind me officieren
meine papier ist here.
>>719170398
roll
>>719171244
EIN JUDE!!!
:)
>>719170398
recoll
>>719170398
Here... Here they are.
>>719171470
rollol
rolll
>>719171491
Oh shit, I've been found out... I hope I can escape!
>>719171612
I'm dead.. The Germans shot me.
>>719171362
you should recheck my papers, officer
wouldnt want you to make a mistake that cost you your job.
>>719171901
Bad
>>719172010
>>719170398
すごい
By order of der Führer? Do you even german? Im Namen des Führers sollst du sagen du amerikanischer Schwein.Lern mal Deutsch bevor du versuchst als Nazi zu vortäuschen.
Roll for Adolf
Heil Hitler !
>>719170398
Let's give it a try
>>719171545
Guter Tag
>>719170398
"Heil"
heil!
I have nothing to hide, officers
>>719172271
ok reroll
>>719170869
>a peaceful gay who will be executed
God dammit nazi's
Out of my way! Don't you realize who I am?
>>719170398
I'm Aryan.
>>719171782
>gets executed on site
>>719172399
I told you get out of my way!
rolling, hoping to be SS
>>719170398
Surprise me.
>>719170398
Heil Shicklgruber
▲
▲▲
>>719172474
i had even doubles, congratulations you just executed a schutzstaffel officer
>>719172577
A SPY? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>719170398
DEATH TO. . . me?
>>719172399
GUARDS, SEIZE THE SPY!!!11!!!
>>719172721
Resistance fighter extraordinaire.
>>719172313
halten Sie ihn fest
>>719172940
re roll
>>719172940
Ihr Gehen zum Asyl
I got 2 so that sucks.
Carry on, lads
>>719170398
ICH DREHE FÜR DICH, MEIN FÜHRER
>>719170398
13th SS
Hello
>>719170398
Rull
Heil Hitler und Sieg heil AUSLÄNDER RAUS
>>719173222
moehahaha, Ich bin HEINRICH!!
Sieg heil
GET GET
Good morning my Kameradens
Reroll
>>719170398
Roll for glory
kkk
>>719173580
Shit
lil
eeeessss
Rollarino
>>719173697
Lets find my papers quick
Roll'o'roll
>>719170398
gestapo inbound
>>719173919
fuck
>>719173888
I probably won :)
>>719170398
Rollerino
>>719170398
Roll
>>719170398
jaaaaa
Ich bin kein Jude!
>>719170398
jjjaaaa
nein!
rerolling causedisablerd
glory to deutschland
>>719174544
Ja! Eine tausent Jahre Reich!
>>719174410
>>719174532
broken out
Now that's what I call a roll
>>719174901
Rerolling for killing them
>>719174917
I swear officers I have done nothing wrong
>>719170398
good goy, I am peaceful german schmuck.
>>719170398
Sieg Heil
>>719175011
I promise I just lost my papers
Roll
Polio Rollio
>>719175234
Fuck. At least I'm not a gypsie, God I hate gypsies. Reroll
here are my papers officer
>>719175387
reroll, i found them
>>719170398
Sieg Heil
>>719170398
roll
HEIL
>>719176191
Reroll
>>719170398
Roll
>>719176310
reroll
>>719170398
roll
>>719176427
reroll
>>719176467
rerolll
i'm lebensborn
Roll
>>719176754
Cock! Re-rol
>>719170398
Roll
>>719170398
Nein
>>719176991
Reroll
Bitte ich will meine Eltern nur treffen
>>719177900
Meine Eltern Adolf und Eva
>>719178381
Reroll
Rollington!
>>719178099
Scheiße die Stasi haben mich herausgefunden!
0 get!
Here's my papers
>>719178545
No better way to die than on a pile of brass.
RaWL
>>719178621
Maybe my reincarnated self can fair better though?
>>719170398
>>719170398
Is this some kind of mod for papers, please?
>>719178687
re-roll
>>719178797
Here we go
>>719178810
well fuck me...
Hier meine Papiere, Herr Hauptmann
>>719170398
checkem
>>719170398
Guten Tag.
>>719170398
Es lebe unser Führer!
>>719179841
Shit, goyim know
*Unzip luger*
>>719179999
ENTSCHULDIGEN SIE BITTE FRAU BRAUN ICH HATTE SIE NICHT ERKANNT
>>719180131
rolling
>>719179999
I were kidding
hi-hi
>>719179999
shit nice quads
>>719180145
I even got gestapo damn
>>719170398
Just on my patrol looking for jews, mein friends
>>719170398
Roll
Re-roll
>>719170398
Heil da fuhrer!
Hail!
>>719170398
Guten Tag
ok
>>719170398
Rullen
>>719170398
roll
>>719180444
Guten Tag Herr Himmler!
What the fuck is this
>>719180534
Judan! arrestin shpill
>>719170398
actual jew here
>>719180603
A CRIMINAL, ARREST HIM!
>>719170398
Mein führer here i am
>>719180668
ER IST GETARNT, VERGAST IHN!
Jawohl mein Führer
>>719180444
Glory to Deutschland!
Please meine fuhrer
Gutentag
>>719180778
Das Reich wird leben!
I am normal German citizen Comra..I mean Sieg Heil.
ICH BIN DER GOTT
>>719180897
I'm not a soviet. I swear
>>719180897
you appear to have lost dein papers...
Deutschland uber alles
jeder weiß
>>719170398
I'm an orphaned swiss boy who was later raised by a jewish family. i spit on you. me and my swiss army rifle have taken out a number of your pathetic officers. seems you've finally caught me. ill never tell
Sieg Heil, ich bin zu 100% Deutscher.
reol
>>719180952
Nein, du bist Deutscher. Also ja du bist Gott.
>>719180957
mmm... lost papers again
>>719181002
Deine Papiere passen... Gute Reise!
>>719180957
I mean, so much for the vaunted German efficiency. Am I right? There must be fags in your offices making normal German citizens look bad.
fight me you bunch of witzfiguren
>>719170398
Someone say its cold outside?
Hier! Meine Papiere.
>>719170398
Let's get it over with I'm in a hurry
>>719181260
when are they bringing the bush back
>>719181299
ZHESE PAPERS ARE INCONSISTENT
>>719181299
Бля!
>>719170398
nbsiuhvbias
>>719170398
Alles in Ordnung, Herr Kontrollpunktperson?
>>719170398
Roll
>>719170398
hallo siegfried über hier
>>719170398
roll roll roll
>>719170398
Heil Hitler!
>>719181477
reroll
Reroll
>>719181521
Reeee
ROLLENSHIZA
>>719181527
k reroll
>>719181257
ich bin guter junge bitte
>>719181586
exactly
>>719181550
rerolling again
>>719170398
Ich bin rollend
>>719181657
reroll...
>>719172350
reroll u disabled fuck
Ich rolle.
Big money
>check this dick hitler
>vulgar dick grab
Heil Hitler!
>>719170398
rollllllllllllllll
Roll for Hitler
Fucking 44
Dont you recognize Hitler when you see him?
Hallo Herr Kommandant
Rerollerino
>>719182263
nein.
Guten Morgen meine Kameraden
>>719182324
reroll coz jew
>>719182283
scary Nazis got me
they are coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRGRvMSKhok&t=6m47s
>>719170398
kinda original
>>719170398
roll
>>719170398
Tag, wie sind Sie?
>>719170398
reroll
>>719170398
rerolll
Ich bin ein Berliner
>>719172500
aaaaand you're dog
>>719178099
>>719178523
1.
you're dog >>719177900
2.
stasi you fag? learn your nazi
>>719182300
hund
>>719182324
kek jew tried to jew
>>719173888
zey vere van person all along
>>719180534
says the jew
>>719184031
rerolling
>>719170398
Roll
>>719170398
Sieg heil
>>719170398
rollin
Seig heil
Sieg heil
>>719170398
Roll
>>719170398
*deutscher Kontrollpunkt
We don't capitalise languages, fuck your fake check point, yank.
SIeg Heil!
>>719170398
Rolling, Hoping I get even x2, due to me being full blooded german
Sieg Heil.
Fur Deustchland
Lost papers reroll Sieg Heil!
Hier meine Papiere
>>719184855
God damn it. I got 2x all right. I'm gonna commit suicide now.