Poorly describe vidya thread >search for treasure >and

>post apocalyptic wasteland
>it's in the future but also in the past
>set in las vegas area
>mutated animals and stuff
>has zombie guys in it but some of them are good guys
>lots of diff factions in the game, some good some bad

>>719149905
Retardedly too easy

>>719149905
new vegas is a shit game for autismos

>be some emaciated chucklefuck
>working late in your shit tier job
>overhear meeting, business nit going so well
>boss gonna have your head
>leave before it happens
>learn magic hippie bullshit
>kill your bosses

>>719150200
skyrim

>you look for easy wins.
>when someone better than you joins, call him a hacker.
>then ragequit and block them so they can never join your game again.
>start over.

>lesbians
>time travel
>"hella"

>be fbi
>bring your best friend to a case
>lots of young chicks being killed
>Sherriff has a nice handlebar mo
>deputy's biscuits are 10/10
>also zombies

>>719150501
life is strange

>>719150501
https://youtu.be/wehPZAKN7QQ

>>719150521
F K in the coffee.

>>719150645
It never fails

>smh you get a map
>magic, nukes, demons and shit
>more likely than not you end up crucified
>absolutely barbaric

>>719150521
>>719150620
correct

>sister dead
>dad ditched
>mom gone off her rocket
>fight your fears and regrets
>kill the devil inside

>>719150295
I do hope this is trolling

>Be young
>Find out your father isn't your real father
>Kill everyone
>Rule the world

>>719151071
I'm sorry anon. This thread is for video games, not Greek mythology

>>719150414
Since nobody even tried im just gonna spoil it
Left 4 dead 2

>be a taxi driver
>new job opportunities present themselves
>insurance policies
>car races
>fucking daughter of your workmate
>tfw cigars arent cigars
>tfw you are just a cameo in the sequel

>hats

>>719150869

Binding of Isaac?

>>719151264
You betcha

>fun times with new friends
>help out soldiers
>lose fight
>glass

>>719151071
Far cry 4...?

>spend 15 mins creating character
>you died
>you died
>you died
>if you tryhard, victory achieved

>>719151221
One of the yakusa series?

>get masks
>get combos
>get fucked in the head

>>719151588
dark souls

> the team with less children wins
> Report someone

>>719151732
...the fucking ink splat game?

SJW rodent takes down space station in name of strawberry shortcakes.

>>719149662
>Giant monsters: the updated rerelease
>Destroy city, free other giant monsters
>Dun dun dun DUN! Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun Dun!

>>719151650
Ye

>There are a bunch of people in a circle
>some of them are good and some are bad
>they kill eachother in various ways untill someone wins

>>719149662
>get a new 3ds
>sleep outside
>befriend monsters
>can't get out of town because of traffic
>god is a dick
>you can be satan
>your cousin is your brother
>tits that defy physics

>come by train
>some dictature shits
>being the symbol of rebellion
>zolbie alien dafuk ?
>a troll with a suitcase

> few kids prwtend to be magicians and warirors
> new kid moves to town
> pick your role
> fight and fart flames find dildos and lube
> fight nazi zombies and nazi aborted babies
> fight princess ant the end

>>719152086
Half life 2

Too easy, could have guessed it with just the "come by train" part.

>retarded flying animal
>pipes

>Some girl you like invites you over for cake
>Show up and she's gone
>Bad guy laughs on the intercom really loud
>Look at all of her paintings
>Every time you fight the bad guy you call him gay and spin him around

>>719152145
South park: The edge of being still relevant

>>719151071
far cry 4 for sure

>get sick
>go to doctor
>wake up in london but shittier
>fuck a mannequin
>kill some dog things
>the church fucked up again
>squash slugs
>become a cripple

>>719151732
League of legends?

>>719152192
Super sanic

>be generic man
>be work
>become changed
>walk path
>die
>walk different path
>die
>game breaks
>walk different path
>credits level
>gg
>delete local content

>>719152273
uhhh no

> SHIT REPETATIVE MISSONS
> JUMP AND PUNCH SHIT
> COLLECT PINK AND GOLD FLYING CUNTS ON THE WAY
> FREE BLUE CUCKS FROM CAGES

>>719152244
Bloodborne

>>719152321
Rayman?

>>719152286
undertale?

>>719152321
Rayman 2: The Great Escape

>>719152343
Yes

>>719152336
Yeah, I made it too obvious

>>719152358
Rayman in general

>>719152352
No, but it's about the same level of shitty
Just looks better

>be a brick god
>spit numerous random bricks
>smash em crack em stick em in a bottom
>lose

>Sacrifice humans in order to make stars
>LSD involved

>>719149662
World of Warcraft

>>719152417
Lisa ?

>>719152443
Katamari

>Wander around with a frog
>Time travel

>>719150766
Shadow warrior?

>>719152438
Tetris

>>719152438
Tetroninoes

>>719152491
Yes

>>719152263
Yes

> hunt treasures and shit
> few friends to help
> shoot bad guys
> jump and climb shit
> shoot magic cucks near the end wtf

>>719152044
Devil survivor?

>be nurse
>mfw

>>719152443
Somebody please get this one it sounds sick

>Bad guy poked you in chest
>Climbing
>Kill the bad guy
>Jump off a cliff over and over

>anime girl, protector of universe
>sudden tentacle monster
>fucks up the whole world
>The_Core.mp4
>leafman balls
>birdman balls
>monkeyman balls
>fishman balls
>roboman balls
>man balls
>fuck the tentacle back
>go deep in insides
>save universe

>virtual reality
>call hackers gay
>get molested
>tamagotchi get
>almost die
>become the hacker
>become the hack
>work for a milf
>enjoy new life as an errand boy

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>>719152507

>>719152576
Hey, glad someone got it

>>719152471
Think more boring
>generic working man

>>719151594
Hotline miami

>>719152687
Suits?

>>719152192
Mario 63

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>>719152623
Someone already did

>>719152529
>>719152530
yeah

>>719152286
Is it stanley parable?

>>719152665
Nah.

Here's another hint: You can get one of the bad guys on your team.

>>719152739
Only two people in the game, you can't see either one.

>>719152687
this war of mine?

>>719149662
>be lizard because lizards are cool
>spend 30 mins on lizard bro
>bucket on head insta cash
>oh yeag i guess there are dragons and magic involved or smth

>>719152796
Yeah niga. :)

>>719152749
Yes

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>>719152507
Chrono tugger?

>>719152691
Correct

>day to day grind
>work for shit wage
>can't afford to give your family a decent life
>politics makes your job harder each day
>people still try to pull shit past you
>glory to Arstoska

>insanity

>>719152566
Tomb Raider?

>>719152566
Any one ?

>>719149662
>You have two mom is
Ok

>>719152566
Probably drakes unchartee

>>719152799
Chrono Tiger

>>719152649
Mr. Robot?

>>719152846
Farcry 3

>>719152648
I'll give hint!
>2D anime grills

>>719150200
Abe's Oddyssee

>>719152853
No but close

>>719152826
Skyrim

>>719152826
Skyrim obviously.

>>719152845
>glory to Arstoska
papers please

>>719152842
Yes

>>719150869
>off her rocket

>>719152873
Fuck yes

>>719152901
Correct, too easy i know.

Well here's how I played it last
>wake up in town
>punch animals
>someone is mad
>punch them to death
>his friends come
>punch them to death
>people happy that I punched the bad man
>I gtfo
>punch everything in my way
>people shoot at me and try to boom me to pieces
>keep punching them to death
>I find bad guys
>"Hey bro just deliver this message"
>aight
>go to other town
>message delivard
>my armor is in bad shape
>fix it
>remember I need to find a guy
>go to find him
>end up in faggot village
>fuck you guys I'm out
>punch everything in my way to the big town
>never once use a weapon because that's for pussies
>get to big town
>meet guy
>I'm not your guy buddy
>I'm not your buddy pal
>keep arguing
>I say fuck it and punch him
>everyone starts shooting
>I punch
>kill everyone
And that's how far I got before I started playing some other shit

>>719152889
Nope, it's a jrpg

>>719152916
Correct

>>719152944
Uncharted series

>be girl
>pet ghost
>brother is kill?

>>719151060
skytards are hopeless idiots though

>>719152585
Bet you can't guess this one

>>719152899
Correct

>>719150200
We happy few

>>719152977
What are you going on about?

>Bitch wakes you up from your nap
>Kill penguins
>Go INSIDE a sword. Or two. Or 500

>>719152286
The Stanley parable

>>719153075
Disgaea?

>He bald
>Have headaches
>Move things with mind

>>719152192
>Also stairs in her house are stupid.

>e4

>>719153138
Yeah. I think that was too easy.

>>719151253
tf2

> FIGHT A CUCK WITH AIDS
> GIVES YOU AIDS
> LOOK FOR CURE
> CUCK DIES
> CUCKS GHOST HAUNTS YOU
> FAGGOT

>>719151732
this is just any competitive multiplayer game

>>719153216
Batman arkham city?

>wololo

>never once shot something
>not even a handgun
>instantly know how to handle smgs, lmgs and assault rifles

>>719152188 (checked)
Super Mario Advance 4?

>Go to stupid faggot camp
>get inside someone's head
>get inside someone else's head but cube this time
>mysterious stuff happen
>destroy entire city as giant
>also get in a lot of other heads
>ride around on colorful ball
>meat circus

>>719153260
Age of empires 2

>>719153049
The game i described was uncharted and you said it was tomb raider

>>719152192
mario 64 that was easy

>bullets

>>719153255
Yes .. was that too easy ?

>>719153262
hl

>>719152321
rayman origins ?

>>719153262
any shooter rpg where the character has a normie backstorie but something bad changes that and he's out for revenge.

>>719153325
10k bullets

>>719153327
The only game where you get aids from the villian and he haunts you as far as i know

>new in town
>cute girls but they won't talk to you
>attempt suicide
>scale building
>"I don't care"
>get tied up with work and never see friends again

>die
>come back to life
>now a terrorist
>win
>hand yourself in
>no longer terrorist

>>719153334
Nope
>>719153349
Yeah but I'm thinking about a specific game where the main character is a fucking pussy

>people are drunk
>way too drunk
>work all day just for booze
>worked to the bone
>fuck that shit, break the brewery

> run jump slide
> collect shit on your way

>>719152983
Beyond: Two Souls

>take pills
>gaem ovar

>>719153365
Nope

>die
>brought back to life
>sex with aliens

>>719153532
mass effect 2

>>719153394
Farcry 2/3?

>old
>still holds up compared to literally every new game in its genre
>4/20

>>719153421
yes sir

>be big tough terrorist
>in jail
>your terrorist buddies up to no good
>go kill them to get a guitar
>never once wear a shirt

>>719153385
I just realized i posted the same idea, mass effect

>village is sick
>gotta find the solution
>encounter mighty badass guys on the road
>place full of junk
>mutated intelligent lizard have been kicked by the guys
>go on a boat
>kill the president
>get all the bitches

>>719153544
Checked. Also its the third. Fucking bizarre how that cunt had the balls to ever pull a trigger

>>719152628
Dragons Smegma

>>719153543
Debated on putting the last line in

>>719153585
haha, and I replied to you putting it.

>>719153589
fallout 2

>guns barrel literally inch away from enemys forehead
>hit change 65%

>>719151182
Thats because youre an autistic moron

Seriously, the description is for ANY online game

No one bothered because it's shit

>>719153618
That faggot was rage inducing. I didn´t finish the game.

>>719153673
xcom

>>719153677
After you take most of the island over it gets boring

>>719153288
>>719153288
Psychonauts. So pumped for the sequel

>sister and village dies
>hunt who did it
>find out the fucker is actually nearby
>almost kill his bitch ass before he takes a new form and fucks off.

>fast forward awhile hear rumors
>go to a castle
>find a princess. sweet.
>kill Dragon.
>dunno what the fuck to do now.
>bone princess have son and die
>son takes up my sword years later
>son finds the fucking Dragon bitched outta battle again and kills.
>his daughter takes up the sword.

This happens for fucking generations.

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>>719153702
ayy

>press x to shaun

>>719153751
light moisture drops

>>719153725
Rouge legacy

>>719153772
My nigga

>>719153780
Nope.

>>719153751
JASOOOOONNNNN!!!!

>>719153740
LMAO

>die
>alive again this time with a midget friend
>shoot things
>blue nerd cucks you
>shoot things
>creepy guy gives you cool guns
>shoot things
>midget leaves you
>shoot things
>hate it so much but do it for over two years

>>719152948
fallout 4

>>719152188
Screaming piiyeps?

>in prison
>other faggot has a family
>kill him
>take his juice
>kill a faggots sister
>kill faggots dad
>set yourself on fire

>wake up in dungeon
>fuuuck
>rats and shit everywhere
>kill rats
>go deeper and deeper
>die
>wake up in dungeon
>do same shit you did before
>get a little bit deeper
>die
>rage
>try again
>die on first level
>kys

>>719153724
Yes and same so much

>>719152188
Flappy cancer

>>719153867
F3ar

>>719153848
Nope

>>719153262
Far Cry 3

>>719153902
nope.

>>719153931
Ye

>RED PAC-MAN

>Kill Alice in Wonderland
>Kill train
>New World Symphony on the moon

>first one was the best
>next one was colorful
>nowadays it just a weird fuckfest of what used to be the original
>something beautiful turned into cancer

>>719153964
That fucking Japanese game where you're also a giggalo. The fuck was it called... Killer something I think

>>719153575
>teenagers in a mountain lodge
>two dead girls
>crazy brother
>spooky scary monsters

>>719153725
>>719153780
Answer is Dragon Valor, great ps1 classic.

Pretty trippy though, depending on your gameplay you changed the story. If you don't save the princess first time you nail the commoner chick.

>>719154048
Until morning

>>719153837
shadows of the damned?

>>719153325
Enter the Gungeon?

>get home
>boss is autistic
>lose property
>slavery
>corporate greed
>try to go home
>autistic friend becomes king of robot bugs
>drag his ass back home
>be loving father
>

>>719154089
Until Dawn

>commit various "crimes"
>ride boat for a bit
>boat sinks but you survive
>washe up on shore
>kill zombies and big sword zombie
>arrive at town with lots nice people
>they tell you to kill crabs and squid lady

>>719154096
Now I'm more interested in what that is, what I said was Destiny

>>719154112
sounds like the black delusion

>>719153297
But i didnt

>>719154156
you're a demon hunter whose girlfriend gets kidnapped by a demon, i think you die to go to his real and a small skull befriends you and becomes your gun. the game isn't all serious, it's ridiculous.

>>719151811
Ratchet and clank?

>boss
>walk
>boss
>walk
>repeat till credits

> Ram shit
> Breathe fire
> Fucking jew bear

>>719154251
Painkiller

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>>719154044
Yep

>>719154288
furi

>>719152023
mafia/werewolf

>>719154325
Yupperions

>shoot smoke
>shoot tvs
>shoot colours
>shoot pavements

>>719152447
No.

Hint: You search for treasure underground.

>the moons literally a spirit bomb
>death is bad
>spend 5 hours to build up resources that you'll lose in 5 seconds

Design good accommodation and facilities, just to have fucking Sorsby kill some cunt and bust his toilet

>Be a burglar
>wear step dance shoes
>marble

>>719154288
Shadow of the colossus?

>>719154019
Mario

>>719153893
Legend of grimrock

>>719152648
Starbound

>>719154019
final fantasy or zelda

>>719154308
Spyro2?

>>719154540
>>719154572
No
>simple yet entertaining for hours
>>719154563
Nope

>>719154435
Majora's Mask?

>get to work
>everyone is fucking dead
>monsters EVERYWHERE
>someone left guns lying all over the goddamn place
>tired of upper management passing the buck
>i'll clean the mess up myself
>some horrific mechanical bull experiment is wreaking havoc and blowing shit up
>see a big ass spider too
>end up killing everything in sight, fixing our dumbass color-coded security system as i go
>realize there's nobody left to pay me for this shift
>fuck
>go home
>EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD
>MONSTERS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

>>719153623
YES

>>719154622
Doom

>>719154622
resident evil?

Last one before i sleep
>edge lord
>pizza
>motorcycle girl
>tower with weeb brother

>>719154688
Devil may cry

>village
>attack it
>leave to play bingo

>>719154722
Dungeon keeper?

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>>719154659
I'm not even mad that it didn't take long. I was giggling my ass off writing that for some reason.

>>719154770
nope.
i'll add something
>village
>attack it
>leave to play bingo
>crazy cult tentacle freak with a pet fish

>live in shit town
>ugh
>have friend, kinda cool
>celebrity comes to town
>impress him enough to get recognition
>bust out of that shithole of a town
>instantly chase the dream of being known across the globe
>do some really fucked up and awesome shit
>win competition like its nothing
>be on the fucking top
>friend I upset because I've succeeded but he hasn't
>has a tape
>oh shit I need that
>won't give it to me
>smack the fuck outta him
>get tape
>roll credits

>>719153576
that one shit wii u game forgot the name fuck

>>719154702
You got it

>>719154813
I play that almost daily. Solid game

>>719154859
sorry 007

>>719154826
I think you mean devils turd

>>719154897
Wut

>>719154818
Tony hawks underground

>>719154106
Yes

>>719154938
Yup. Wish it would be remastered, would be fucking amazing

>>719154907
yes

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>>719154859
same. it's been like 25+ years but I still play doom pretty regularly. something probably wrong with me tbh

>>719154263
Nope. Tony Hawk's Underground.

>>719154987
I wasn't even alive when it was released, I still love it. I'm so much of an artist I even got a shirt with the boxart

>wake up hungover
>surrounded by shit
>Dracula remake
>saving private Ryan remake
>matrix remake
>aliens remake
>end

>have a sister and 2 brothers
>one brother gets fucked by the law
>prove the law is fucked
>kill an old friend
>kys
>save brother

>driving my truck
>Aliens.flv
>Taught how to be Chinese kid
>Automate shit for aliens
>Food pellets as reward

>>719153867
dark souls 1 too ez

>eat
>get bigger
>eat
>get bigger
>eat
>get bigger
>Notice the existential nightmare that you living in a really small box
>eat yourself

>tiny town
>still feels big
>breppy guud gaem

>you died
>you died
>you died

>>719155093
GTA San Andrea's?

>>719155168
finally.

>>719155173
SNEK!

>>719155068
you're good people anon. i think doom is the only game i've played long enough/consistently enough to experiment with how i play it. played it drunk a couple times, then tried while smoking, tried it on benzos, etc. most of the time i play it sober but smoking a good bowl and playing doom is fucking awesome.

>>719155173
Snek

>>719155196
Any game I've ever sucked ass at?

>>719155173
snake

>>719155200
nope.

>>719154397
Second son

>>719155308
ye

>>719155238
>>719155256
>>719155262
Yes

>>719155251
Sounds fucking awesome. I started speedrunning Brutal Doom for lulz (only ep1) and completed it in 08:55

>>719153420
Mirrors Edge

>>719155085
anyone gonna take a guess?

>>719154618
Nope.
New hint: dying literally costs you in the later floors

>soldier
>evil brother
>thinks you're better than him
>he's actually better
>kill him cause he's a faggot
>he ain't dead
>destroy his car with him in it
>he still ain't dead
>dead foxes

>>719155481

I shall answer with others comments in this thread:
>>719155262
>>719155256
>>719155238

>>719149662
>blyat

>>719155389
lul, i had to stop watching speedruns and trying them. at some point i invariably start panicking and i probably look like some autistic school shooter. it did me good to see that doomworld is still alive and well not long ago.

>>719155587
correct.

>>719155606
Get out of here, Stalker!

>>719154435
Fable 3?

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>>719155666

>dickhead tries to take over
>dies
>you try to stop new dickhead
>you're the old dickhead
>win

>>719152023
mafia/werewolf/town of salem

>>719155622
I'm not even thinking while I play. It's weird because my mind just goes blank and I don't even have to focus on it. Any tips on mods to download for doom?

>>719155779
BioShock infinite?

>>719155705
No.
New hint: Sempai!

>>719155877
nope.

>drink constantly
>shoot morphine
>inhale some shit
>do all kinds of different drugs

>>719155779
KotOR?

>>719149905
i never even played NV and i know that one

>No Man's Sky
>Older but better

>>719155977
yes.

>>719155863
same here man, it's become an almost therapeutic thing, definitely helps when i need to blow off steam. and i was actually about to go prowling around DW and such for new mods, i had to reinstall my OS yesterday and lost everything i had. shit sucks hardcore.

>>719151221
Gta 4?

>>719156035
spore?

>>719156116
Fuck that sucks. Heard about doom4doom a while ago, is it out yet?

>>719156035
Mass Effect

>sail around the world collecting legendary treasures
>tiny paper hat

>>719156193
>>719156212
Nope

>be author
>you turn shit
>your wife who has a pussy phobia takes you to a shitty town
>town is fucked
>your agent is DSP
>flashlights op
>crazy old woman

>conflicted Mercenary for hire
>magic and sex too
>also end of the world

>>719156263
Alan Wake

>>719156300
ye

>>719156263
Too easy

>>719155085
Conkers bad fur day

>quit job
>Inherit shitty house with plenty of land
>Plow fields, plant my seed
>Feeling drowsy by 4pm

>>719153899
Yep

>>719156452
Harvest moon

>>719156421
Finally!

>go on a trip at age 11
>monsters everywhere
>beat the shit of your rival whose grandfather forgot his name

>>719156502
pokemon

>>719156485
Similar but not the one I'm talking about

>>719156502
Pokemon

>>719156521>>719156452

stardew valley

>>719153433
We happy few

>>719156535
Yep

>handsome lad
>family is betrayed
>kill the traitors
>know you're being watched by somebody in the future

>>719156555
Checked and ye

>trick friends into a self made horror house
>turns out theres an actual monster

>rc cat

>>719154622
Half life

>>719156206
it's out on 2.0 right now if i remember correctly. i haven't gotten the chance to tuck into it yet but it looks fucking lit. any mods/wads you've been playing in particular?

>meteor falls, cheerleader kidnapped
>also tentacles

>>719154251
Shadows of the damned
Ez

>>719156750
i was explaining it to somebody

>>719156719
Nope. Only mod is Brutal Doom, I'm getting kind of bored with the original levels and would like som suggestions on what to get

>jumping through a dungeon in white pajamas

>>719155196
Dark souls

>>719156798
ah, gotcha. well i dunno what sorts of levels you'd be into but this is typically where I go digging around when I have to restart my collection:

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/bestwads/

>>719154441
Prison architect

>>719153959
>>719153959
>>719153959
>>719153959
>>719153959
i win, u fucks

>>719156957
Thx mate. I'll try to find something the looks fun

>>719157011
Same
>>719153555
>>719153893
>>719154019
>>719155180
>>719156614

>>719157036
no worries fam. happy fragging<3

>>719157151
See you around anon, was nice talking to you. Have a good one<3

>evil clowns
>lots of money
>voice in your head
>shitty hardwear
>police

>>719153893
deep dungeon of doom

>>719157340
Nope

>Be number 1 sales guy
>Go to farmhouse to sell stuff
>Spot 10/10 farmwife
>Screw her
>Husband comes in with a shotgun, blants your guts out
>Come back as zombie and get tourguide through city by a robot
>Make more zombies
>Get revenge on farm guy
>10/10 zombie salesguy

>>719157325
Arkham Knight

>>719157505
nope

>be italian
>fight in world war 2 against italians
>Live in new york
>Work for shady people
>get rich
>best friend dies

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>>719157467
Not many people played this epic ass game

>>719157365
your moms ass